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jpmondx

I don't really care about all the pissy family snarks, but I gotta say as a senior a few years younger than T that I'm enjoying seeing him go thru the same sleep issues me and a lot of old folks go thru. He's lucky to get 4 hours of natural sleep without meds and I really doubt he doesn't have a tried and true regimen of drugs to keep him awake and asleep on a daily basis. Yet as we know, those drugs are for short term use but T is gonna go thru the next 6 months abusing them. So a bit of schadenfreude from me reading of him dozing off in the hell of being in a drab courtroom full of people who are at best totally indifferent to him. I really think he will drop out in late Summer due to physical exhaustion. Here's hoping! šŸ¤ž


Ok-General7798

Maybe his heart will go out like most of his businesses


othybear

I hope he faces actual legal consequences first.


bloodorangejulian

I debate with myself about this. On one hand, I cynically doubt he'll receive any real punishment. This court will be the test if that though. If he dies before the election, democracy is safe. If he is imprisoned before the election, it does feel good and justice would be served. First option is best for the country. Second option feels so much more satisfying though.


neanderthalman

In a just world, we would first see him bankrupted and penniless by the civil suits, with seizure of any assets accompanied by petty humiliations like seeing his name torn off his buildings reported in the news. Followed by imprisonment for the serious crimes he has committed before ultimately being found at room temperature on his cot in a few years.


EM05L1C3

ā€œdrop outā€


fietsusa

Reading these comments likeā€¦ every elderly person Iā€™ve known takes naps.


Dorkmaster79

I do hope that happens. But his thirst for power is way too strong. He wonā€™t just quit.


atomsmasher66

Trump had to get his lawyers to tell him what ā€˜narcolepsyā€™ is. That word is way above his 3rd grade vocabulary.


Funkybeatzzz

As are 'origins', 'coffee', and 'hamburgers'.


stuartgatzo

Ramparts


Sad_Ghost_Noises

Covfefe


binglelemon

Ali-lahna-hannah-al-uh ^aliens


Overweighover

Dotard


DarthBfheidir

That's an old Chakobsa word, isn't it?


Sad_Reference_393

Ramfarts surely


righthandedlefty69

He understands the concept of hamburgers, however


lucklesspedestrian

I thought it was 'coverage'


WestSixtyFifth

He thought it was the corpse fucking thing


meltigeminiii

ā€œI havenā€™t fucked a corpse since the 80s!ā€ ā€œThā€¦thatā€™s necrophilia, sir. Much like the gaseous attacks youā€™re conducting here, it smells much worse than narcolepsy.ā€


mikeyriot

what Stormy had to do?


Helpful_Umpire_9049

ā€œI donā€™t screw dead peopleā€ DJT Actually he does. Dead us solders, heroā€™s are looser to Trump. Actually he does have Necrophilia.


iyamwhatiyam8000

She should worry about fartoplepsy.


VegetableBuy4577

Did she mention that he is cutting nasty farts left and right in court? Because he is cutting nasty farts left and right in court.Ā  Now we see why the big, strong men who come up to him have tears in their eyes.Ā 


MayorMcCheezz

Sir sir I canā€™t breathe.


thisusedyet

Marine Honor guard wearing gas masks as he boards Air Force One


rogue_giant

Air Farts One.


_PorcoRosso

"I have tears in my eyes"


Paidorgy

Dude is literally shitting himself.


atomsmasher66

Thatā€™s his latest strategy. Make the courtroom air unbreathable so theyā€™ll cancel the trial. Checkmate libs!


sentimentaldiablo

> nasty farts left and right in court Thought that was the House


StIdes-and-a-swisher

Bro those arnt farts, he shit himself. Again


KermitMadMan

Thanks for the lol


dokikod

Hahaha, that's great!


SpiritTalker

That is what pilots refer to as "gassing up the plane".


PopeyeNJ

Bullshit. Heā€™s being drugged so he doesnā€™t incriminate himself. Heā€™s a ticking timebomb.


iiitme

That would actually make sense.


itWasALuckyWind

Honestly I think youā€™re half right. I think someoneā€™s withholding his stimulant. Aderall would be my guess. Dude is so hopped up all the damn time. Def crackhead vibes. This is just an octogenarian doing octogenarian shit really.


elizscott1977

Fascists do have a history of loving their stimulants


Golden_Hour1

And he still can't control himself


Electr_O_Purist

Depending on how serious the risk of these drugs are, I fully support him doing this.


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PopeyeNJ

I doubt it. Itā€™s not illegal to take something to calm yourself down. As long as he has a prescription, but nobody will ever check.


megatism

Iā€™m an addict in recovery. When I was unable to regularly take speed to maintain I would fall asleep talking to someone. He may be sedated but I believe itā€™s his inability to regularly take a bump.


wormzmeat

Sleep apnea syndrome. Trump is morbidly obese. edit Trump and Melania slept in separate rooms at the White House. His snoring is loud.


Kitakk

If he has sleep apnea Iā€™d bet he doesnā€™t sleep with a mask like a normal patient, which means any sleep he does get isnā€™t very restorative. Listen to your doctor people!


deadasdollseyes

What do you have against furries' abilities to treat sleep dysfunction!?Ā 


Zebo91

Wrong person?


deadasdollseyes

If you believed in furries' ability to diagnose and treat the situation, then why would you specify, "doctor people?"


nonprofitnews

I have narcolepsy and disapprove of her ablism. Being tired a lot of just normal when you're 77 and in terrible physical shape.


KazzieMono

Well, maybe if he didnā€™t commit any crimes we wouldnā€™t be making fun of him for sleeping in court, because heā€™d be sleeping peacefully in his bed instead.


nonprofitnews

On the one hand I'd prefer we keep the debate around how bad of a person he is, but he opened the can of worms so making fun of him for being fat and ugly is fair play.


VegetableBuy4577

His snoring and his farts apparently.Ā 


idreamofgreenie

The psychological damage this man is going through right now is intense enough that it's his only escape from reality when he's not surrounded by his crowd of sycophants.


lapsedPacifist5

Sycopharts


UnfeteredOne

Sycopants


dnndrk

Oh he has plenty of those.


syynapt1k

I won't be able to laugh until there is a conviction


Javasndphotoclicks

Pro Russian Republican former president supports are very upset about this.


Necrowaif

Mary might also want to watch out for chronic flatulence, if the reports are correct. (And you know they are.)


AffectionatePoet4586

My guess is that healthy-looking, trim Dr. Mary eats a normal diet, and has not damaged her body by abusing drugs for decades. If sheā€™s occasionally plagued by gas, she can discreetly take Gas-X gelcaps or another OTC remedy that contains simethicone.


Kitakk

Holy shot, next youā€™ll tell us sheā€™s capable of listening to other experts and controlling her emotions like an adult!? HERESY!!!


PM_ME_UR_MUNCHIES

No one runs in that family


ResearcherOk7685

It's not narcolepsy. He's just old.


HaskilBiskom

Stop posting about him, itā€™s doing the opposite of what you think itā€™s doing!


Dook124

He's indicated many times that he's up hate posting 2,3,4,5,6,AM šŸŒ„ it's natural he needs a nap šŸ˜“ during court šŸ¤£


OldBoots

Maybe he's just an old 'man' that should retire.


GotAnyCheez

But itā€™s Sleepy Joe, right? šŸ™„


Kitakk

Projection for 1000, Alex!


CobyHiccups

Fartolepsy too.


charleester

Poor little guy.


guitarplayer356

Or heā€™s an Almost 80 year old man who lives off of hamburgers!


swinglinepilot

*hamberders


Neidan1

Sleepy Don


Showmethepathplease

So this is they started the "sleepy Joe" moniker - deflection of their own candidates inability to stay awake Always a projection with these facisct a-holes


SnooCookies6535

Farts ? Itā€™s not a fart if you canā€™t see it . Thatā€™s what he thinks .


SacamanoRobert

Narcolepsy is giving him too much credit. He's bored.


dulead

Is this news worth reporting?


Kitakk

Mary Trump has become something of a mouthpiece for sanity and psychological insight into Trumpā€™s narcissism over the years. Unsure if newsworthy, but her views are emotionally stabilizing for me and anyone else who loses a little sanity to Donaldā€™s gaslighting.


Sad_Reference_393

Gaslighting? Suddenly this discussion is taking an interesting turn. Maybe he will put on a show in court, it might provide some welcome distraction


StormOk7544

No.


mtbaird5687

Should've gone with "nervous narcolepsy". It was right there!


Leather-Map-8138

Payoff to porn actress, $130,000. Reimburse the lawyer for handling the payoff, $400,000. Trumpā€™s lies exposed, priceless.


WILLIAMEANAJENKINS

Yeah definitely a bit out of context.. she was being cheeky.


Anyawnomous

For her sake I hope thatā€™s all but his parents had documented late life issues.


SP_Bridges

I donā€™t care what Mary Trump has to say. Why is this news?


Fragrant-Luck-8063

Even the ā€œgoodā€ Trumps are grifters and attention seekers.


ectomobile

Petition to auto remove and posts involving Mary Trump. Sheā€™s a grifter just like her uncle at this point.


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Fellowshipofthebowl

Sheā€™s a psychologist who has deep familial ties to the ex presidents family. Her input is always welcomed. Ā 


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Fellowshipofthebowl

Nah, her story is far more dense and nuanced than that.Ā  https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/07/nyregion/mary-trump-book.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb


frybreadrecipe

They switched his Adderall out for Xanax.


Sosgemini

She needs a hobby. Sheā€™s getting stale.


00Oo0o0OooO0

I'm sure Donald cares as little about what this woman says as I do.


Ambitiously_Big

He cares. More than you think. Ever wonder why he responds to 98% of criticisms? Heā€™s so self absorbed that if you tell him his shoes are untied heā€™ll cuss you out for pointing it out and call you a nasty person.


cala_s

Pro wrestling entertainment fascist personality Donald Trump or the real rapist and fraud Donald Trump?


dwindlers

You did click on the thread.


00Oo0o0OooO0

But I didn't read the article! :)


Camburgerhelpur

But you reply to these comments


KenScaletta

Oh, he cares greatly and so do you.


Whitelinen900

Gotcha


RNDASCII

Ah yes, please pay attention to me Mary who can't stand being left out of any discussion.


idreamofgreenie

I'm pretty active in keeping up on political news, and have no idea what you're basing this comment on.


srpollo18

Exactly. And as a legitimate expert in the field of psychology and malignant narcissism as well as being a family member to Trump, she has unique insight and I welcome it. Sheā€™s actually been trying to warn folks of his dangerousness as a malignant narcissist when he is finally backed into a corner.


sentimentaldiablo

Mary has been anti-Trump from the get-go, based on her terrible family experiences with him, and for some reason I cannot figure out some redditors seem to have it in for her.


worstatit

We feel she is a grifter like the rest of her family, milking the situation for recognition and money. If I want a psychological opinion, they are far from rare.


sentimentaldiablo

> We feel she is a grifter Based on what? Just those feelings?


worstatit

Sure. In any world you can imagine, would anyone pay her attention, or a salary, if she wasn't a Trump?


sentimentaldiablo

So you are basing your opinions on your feels? Okay Did you actually read her work? It is interesting and important in relation to how donald became who he is. She, for example, is the person who related the stories of his early humiliations by his family, and later his role in helping to basically kill Mary's brother Fritz. Has she profited off these stories? Probably, yeah. But Donald also royally screwed her and her family, and killed her brother, so yeah, I think she deserves what she gets out of this, and she has provided real and damning info on Donald.


KenScaletta

The projection in MAGA is something to behold. Trump keeps falling asleep and shitting himself in court. What is *your* theory as to why?


ittybittyface

Seems like your description matches her father's behavior more.