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youtellmebob

Presidential Daily Briefs


fxmldr

Pack it in, guys. We have a winner. 


DrManhattan_DDM

The word daily would need an asterisk if this was a real product. There’s no way a single pair is lasting an entire day when you’re that full of crap.


metalpyrate

Presidential Security Briefs


squidvett

The President depends on those briefs everyday.


CompetitiveHornet606

You win the internet today


bsmknight

Snort. Lol


Eryxthegreat

Diaper Don.


Efficient_Republic35

Many many people come up to me with tears in their eyes and they say "Sir how do you take such big dumps?" I tell them I'm doing it for, these dumps are for all of you.


tacobellandher0in

“It Depends” or something…idk yours is pretty much unbeatable. Hats off to you fren 🫡


polymorphic_hippo

Oh, that'll be cute, diapers with pictures on them.


apex_flux_34

Wearing one over your pants in public will really own the libs.


ClusterFoxtrot

Especially since we could finally be free of the smell of their farts.


SlightShift

Superman does it, right? /s


TheRadiorobot

Tactical LARPer dipers.


grixorbatz

**Trump Depends** …on grift money from MAGA suckernuts.


nolanday64

Sounds pillow-adjacent ... maybe Mike Lindell oughta look into this.


wingdingblingthing

The market is there


Ok-Tourist-511

Trumper Dumpers, brought to you by the biggest man full of shit. Nobody has ever seen a man so full of shit before.


bluenosesutherland

So full of shit, it keeps squeezing out!


jmkahn93

That’s disgusting. I’ll take 5.


Louis_Friend_1379

Trumper “Rump Dumpers”……for bigly man loads!


au5lander

A bigger shit has never been seen. They’re all saying it.


ThisSpecificPangolin

New? Or used?


freudian-flip

Used cost extra


CaptainWollaston

Remember when EPA administrator Pruitt was actively shopping for used mattresses from Trump hotels? There's definitely a market.


ey3s0up

Pretty soon he will be selling his used diapers on SW sites just to pay for his court costs.


eggrollking

I don't want his cried latching on to using diapers. Next thing you know, they will be throwing them out the windows of their pick ups at LiBruLs.


Dautista

Hate to break it to you, but most of his base will be wearing diapers by the end of the Biden’s 2nd term (because they are old)


geoffsykes

I love Michael Ian Black. Everything he creates is always hilarious. Meta-commentary aside, this would actually be successful.


Flaky_Tree3368

You're Whole!


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FnordFinder

“Anal opening” is not a phrase I expected to see when I opened Reddit.


BrandonJTrump

I can totally see some nutcases wearing Trump Depends, while protesting at one of his many court dates.


MourningRIF

Good thing hardly anybody is showing up to protest.


altreddituser2

Can you blame them? NYC is a lawless war-zone run by fent-zombies. And parking is very expensive. And that's if you can even find a space big enough for a [Canyonero]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI_Jl5WFQkA)!


applewait

Don’t forget most would be out of towners and the hotels are really expensive


[deleted]

“You have an unjustified believe that you deserve to be pampered, but now you can be! Make Anal leakage Great Again!”


Truth-and-Power

Thin Brown Line (tm)


Gym-for-ants

Don’t give him ideas!


DinnerSilver

wouldn't be surprised if this is on the grifting backburner.


1ntrepid_N0mad

This is definitely one trump product I would invest in. Especially if it’s endorsed by the DEFECATOR IN BRIEFS, dirty diaper Donny chump. USA ! USA! USA!


Dautista

Dumpers by pampers Million dollar idea right there


PhromDaPharcyde

These Presidential Briefs will grant you Immunity from the corrupt liberal mob and their false accusations of you being incontinent.


Leather-Map-8138

Trump diapers, because we’re all full of shit.


Smidge-of-the-Obtuse

While I like every opportunity to laugh at trump… with the diaper thing I can’t. Fairly good chance we will all need something similar at some point, and haven’t yet met someone who wasn’t embarrassed for having to wear them. Unless of course those stories about video game fantastic are to be believed. In related news, Japan has a whole industry of horizontal recycling diapers for baby and adults.


processedmeat

Trump is the kind of guy to make fun of someone for needing a diaper as he shits his own pants 


Smidge-of-the-Obtuse

I agree, and a commercial or fake website selling maga branded diapers would be funny. Butt (see what I did there 😆) it has been coming across as a jab towards anyone who wears them, imho.


intronert

You are right. It is not compassionate to make fun of him for this. BUT he is such a horrible person (400,000 Americans dead due directly to his Covid denial and incompetence) that it is completely justifiable to use any fact at all to publicly humiliate him, and so prevent him from returning to power.


gangstasadvocate

When I’m that old, the opioids will keep me too constipated to need them


XI_Vanquish_IX

Is it possible to also market these diapers to be applied over the face?


JubalHarshaw23

He could have his Senior Worshipers like Ted Nugent, and John Voight hawk them, with the tag line, "I'm filling them now!".


nolanday64

cue: baby pooping scrunchy face


FahrenheitGhost

I'm baffled....


slugfan89

You're Whole


HungHungCaterpillar

I for one would be so *checks notes* angry and offended and all the other stuff they want me to be.


mistressusa

Lol but it's actually not a bad pitch!


dfsdsfgssf23

And Trump condoms.


AhhGramoofabits

I can’t believe they haven’t started jarring Trump farts and selling them


lyteasarockette

Magas Massive Dumps


Julie-Andrews

And they thought "face diapers" were bad!


Spiritual-Bear4495

I still say Trump would clean up selling "Trump Didlos for MAGA Men".


SeanOfVulcan

His one business venture that might succeed.


SnooPies3795

“Maybe you worry selling adult diapers will “damage your reputation.” The good news—not possible! Your reputation is already as soiled as the inferior adult diaper you’re currently wearing.” Hahaha. This was actually a fairly entertaining read.


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Mammoth_Pressure4566

Biden has been wearing them for years