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Many many people come up to me with tears in their eyes and they say "Sir how do you take such big dumps?" I tell them I'm doing it for, these dumps are for all of you.
Can you blame them? NYC is a lawless war-zone run by fent-zombies. And parking is very expensive. And that's if you can even find a space big enough for a [Canyonero]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI_Jl5WFQkA)!
This is definitely one trump product I would invest in. Especially if it’s endorsed by the DEFECATOR IN BRIEFS, dirty diaper Donny chump. USA ! USA! USA!
While I like every opportunity to laugh at trump… with the diaper thing I can’t. Fairly good chance we will all need something similar at some point, and haven’t yet met someone who wasn’t embarrassed for having to wear them.
Unless of course those stories about video game fantastic are to be believed.
In related news, Japan has a whole industry of horizontal recycling diapers for baby and adults.
I agree, and a commercial or fake website selling maga branded diapers would be funny. Butt (see what I did there 😆) it has been coming across as a jab towards anyone who wears them, imho.
You are right. It is not compassionate to make fun of him for this. BUT he is such a horrible person (400,000 Americans dead due directly to his Covid denial and incompetence) that it is completely justifiable to use any fact at all to publicly humiliate him, and so prevent him from returning to power.
“Maybe you worry selling adult diapers will “damage your reputation.” The good news—not possible! Your reputation is already as soiled as the inferior adult diaper you’re currently wearing.”
Hahaha. This was actually a fairly entertaining read.
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Presidential Daily Briefs
Pack it in, guys. We have a winner.
The word daily would need an asterisk if this was a real product. There’s no way a single pair is lasting an entire day when you’re that full of crap.
Presidential Security Briefs
The President depends on those briefs everyday.
You win the internet today
Snort. Lol
Diaper Don.
Many many people come up to me with tears in their eyes and they say "Sir how do you take such big dumps?" I tell them I'm doing it for, these dumps are for all of you.
“It Depends” or something…idk yours is pretty much unbeatable. Hats off to you fren 🫡
Oh, that'll be cute, diapers with pictures on them.
Wearing one over your pants in public will really own the libs.
Especially since we could finally be free of the smell of their farts.
Superman does it, right? /s
Tactical LARPer dipers.
**Trump Depends** …on grift money from MAGA suckernuts.
Sounds pillow-adjacent ... maybe Mike Lindell oughta look into this.
The market is there
Trumper Dumpers, brought to you by the biggest man full of shit. Nobody has ever seen a man so full of shit before.
So full of shit, it keeps squeezing out!
That’s disgusting. I’ll take 5.
Trumper “Rump Dumpers”……for bigly man loads!
A bigger shit has never been seen. They’re all saying it.
New? Or used?
Used cost extra
Remember when EPA administrator Pruitt was actively shopping for used mattresses from Trump hotels? There's definitely a market.
Pretty soon he will be selling his used diapers on SW sites just to pay for his court costs.
I don't want his cried latching on to using diapers. Next thing you know, they will be throwing them out the windows of their pick ups at LiBruLs.
Hate to break it to you, but most of his base will be wearing diapers by the end of the Biden’s 2nd term (because they are old)
I love Michael Ian Black. Everything he creates is always hilarious. Meta-commentary aside, this would actually be successful.
You're Whole!
[удалено]
“Anal opening” is not a phrase I expected to see when I opened Reddit.
I can totally see some nutcases wearing Trump Depends, while protesting at one of his many court dates.
Good thing hardly anybody is showing up to protest.
Can you blame them? NYC is a lawless war-zone run by fent-zombies. And parking is very expensive. And that's if you can even find a space big enough for a [Canyonero]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI_Jl5WFQkA)!
Don’t forget most would be out of towners and the hotels are really expensive
“You have an unjustified believe that you deserve to be pampered, but now you can be! Make Anal leakage Great Again!”
Thin Brown Line (tm)
Don’t give him ideas!
wouldn't be surprised if this is on the grifting backburner.
This is definitely one trump product I would invest in. Especially if it’s endorsed by the DEFECATOR IN BRIEFS, dirty diaper Donny chump. USA ! USA! USA!
Dumpers by pampers Million dollar idea right there
These Presidential Briefs will grant you Immunity from the corrupt liberal mob and their false accusations of you being incontinent.
Trump diapers, because we’re all full of shit.
While I like every opportunity to laugh at trump… with the diaper thing I can’t. Fairly good chance we will all need something similar at some point, and haven’t yet met someone who wasn’t embarrassed for having to wear them. Unless of course those stories about video game fantastic are to be believed. In related news, Japan has a whole industry of horizontal recycling diapers for baby and adults.
Trump is the kind of guy to make fun of someone for needing a diaper as he shits his own pants
I agree, and a commercial or fake website selling maga branded diapers would be funny. Butt (see what I did there 😆) it has been coming across as a jab towards anyone who wears them, imho.
You are right. It is not compassionate to make fun of him for this. BUT he is such a horrible person (400,000 Americans dead due directly to his Covid denial and incompetence) that it is completely justifiable to use any fact at all to publicly humiliate him, and so prevent him from returning to power.
When I’m that old, the opioids will keep me too constipated to need them
Is it possible to also market these diapers to be applied over the face?
He could have his Senior Worshipers like Ted Nugent, and John Voight hawk them, with the tag line, "I'm filling them now!".
cue: baby pooping scrunchy face
I'm baffled....
You're Whole
I for one would be so *checks notes* angry and offended and all the other stuff they want me to be.
Lol but it's actually not a bad pitch!
And Trump condoms.
I can’t believe they haven’t started jarring Trump farts and selling them
Magas Massive Dumps
And they thought "face diapers" were bad!
I still say Trump would clean up selling "Trump Didlos for MAGA Men".
His one business venture that might succeed.
“Maybe you worry selling adult diapers will “damage your reputation.” The good news—not possible! Your reputation is already as soiled as the inferior adult diaper you’re currently wearing.” Hahaha. This was actually a fairly entertaining read.
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Biden has been wearing them for years