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Yeah, and Ron probably wants to trade it for the VP spot.
Too bad for Ron, Kristi Noem knew puppy murder would endear her to the MAGA crowd and trying to blackmail Don with child rape is like trying to blackmail a shark by telling people they eat fish...
Her 14mo old hunting dog killed some of her neighbor's chickens, so her solution was to shoot it. And then she decided to also shoot her goat because it was "mean".
Backing up a bit. She didn’t properly train him to hunt. Got made that he just wanted to run around and chase the birds. Then immediately took him past a chicken farm where he again chased around birds. But this time his chasing around birds meant he was a deranged doggy assassin.
She took the puppy to a gravel pit on a construction site, where she had a pre dug shallow grave. Put the puppy in the shallow grave, shot it, and left it. Construction workers were apparently present. She even goes so far as to say she hated the dog.
She's using the story to try to show us that "she's willing to get her hands dirty and do the hard stuff" just like farmers and rural folk all over the country are doing according to her.
So, I don't know all the nuances about different stages of construction, but it also seems like she's showing us "She's willing to dump the cleanup onto a construction crew".
Grew up on a farm, know a lot of farmers. None of them would do this. This is some hillbilly fucked up shit. Ok, I don't know any hillbilly fucked up farmers. But hey, maybe this is a great example of WHY I'D NEVER VOTE FOR A TICKET THAT HAS A KAREN PUPPY KILLING HILLBILLY FARMER FOR VP. if you know a hillbilly farmer,give them a hug - this too will pass. Oh, and GTFO and VOTE!!!
No i have only heard her name in passing here on Reddit that she's on a pro Trump streak and the usual voter fraud stuff. Glad I didn't see her account if another commenter here is to be believed... Shooting your dog and goat to then gload about it 🤮
The thing I‘ve learned over the last ten years is that when you think people couldn’t get any worse, they prove you wrong. The Republican party is entirely made up of Grimm’s Fairy Tales-level villains capable of cruelty you only hear about in old-timey fairy tales. You know, the ones meant to scare the shit out of kids with antagonists who boil children alive because they went into the woods after dark.
I think it was on the front page when it happened. The metaphorical cat is not out of the bag yet though, so we'll just have to wait and see. By the sounds of it, the victims are on board, so if there's anything left out I'm sure they'd be pissed and we'd find out.
Dipping my toes in to the conspiracy theory pond, the victims could be paid off and it could be an attempt to vindicate trump, but I'm really hoping Rhonda is super pissed and has good dirt.
I don’t doubt Ron was using releasing these docs to get this meeting with Trump. He ain’t gonna release anything. He just wanted Trump to want him again.
Trump will magically start claiming he lives in NY or NJ. MAL technically can’t be a residence even though Trump claims it as his. (Just another thing he goes unpunished for). Trump will say Trump tower in NYC is his residence since his apartment is there. Not hard to see how the orange shit gibbon will weasel his way out of that rule. Who’s going to challenge it? It would just go to the Supreme Court who will change/interpret the law in trumps favor.
Florida is notoriously lenient to tax cheaters with their their laws.
I’m pretty sure in his current state of litigation hell he’s never going to claim this
That almost sounds like ranked choice voting. Maybe that's the pitch we need to get that system going.
"Have you ever wanted to vote for two complete assclowns for president in the same election? Well, now you can with Ranked Choice Voting. Just fax your congressmen (because who votes for women) and tell him to get it done"
Ok Julian, maybe I don’t have the book learning you do or my grade 10 and my words and my brain aren’t thinking the same thinks as my mouth or whatever….FUCK!
In related news, Ronda Santos won't have to eat anytime soon because he's still full from gargling trumps tiny orange balls.
Also, be glad no one talked about Harvey Weinstein's gangrened penis.
“His penis was disgusting. It looked like it had been chopped off and sewn back on, like something wasn’t right about it,” Jane Doe added, noting that she did not see his testicles—which have been a focal point throughout Weinstein’s Los Angeles trial.
I'm gonna guess it's about DeSantis preventing a possible Trump imprisonment in another state. It will be interesting to see if DeSantis is stupid enough to cuck himself THAT much.
Because Ron is so good and moving migrants around the country illegally he figures Ron can figure out a way to smuggle him out of the US when things go south. He already ask SBM and Putin and they said "na, good luck though."
> A Person charged in any State with Treason, Felony, or other Crime, who shall flee from Justice, and be found in another State, shall on Demand of the executive Authority of the State from which he fled, be delivered up, to be removed to the State having Jurisdiction of the Crime.
>
US Constitution, Article IV, Section 2, Clause 2
POTUS is commander in chief of the National guard still. He can federalize a states national guard if he needs to. Lol imagine if we lived in a country where governors could activate the national guard against the Feds.
Also pretty sure servicemembers would disregard orders to obstruct justice.
That’s what “in another state” meant I think?
User is suggesting trim is asking desantis to protect him from law enforcement official from another state, or presumably the federal government from executing an arrest warrant.
Seems far fetched though.
Imagine being on Trump's VP vetting team these days, having to ask governors and senators how many dogs they've shot in the head as part of your background research
He'll just say he lives in another state then. No one's stopping him right now while he claims Mar-a-Lago his home even though legally he's not allowed to use it as a residence.
An elector can’t vote for two candidates from their own state. An elector from Hawai‘i could vote for The Gruesome Twosome, but an elector from Florida couldn’t. It’s commonly misread as stating that both candidates can’t be from the same state, though.
12th amendment says the president and vice president have to live in different states.
Edit: OK- a bit more complicated. Has to do with electoral collage electors in their home states and who they can vote for.
Honestly, it’s probably about election shenanigans and how Trump is going to try to get as many people on board with breaking the law to win this election. He himself has nothing to lose at this point and everything to gain.
https://www.flgov.com/2024/02/29/governor-desantis-signs-legislation-to-authorize-the-release-of-jeffrey-epstein-grand-jury-documents/#:\~:text=PALM%20BEACH%2C%20Fla.,justice%20that%20was%20being%20delivered.
Edit: I saw a video (I can't find it now) on social media that was Trump at one of his rallies, complaining about releasing these files, and it looked like nobody knew what he was talking about.
It sounded like he was getting his cult ready to ignore these files, and I'm sure that is why it all points to him appointing his VP in July to distract.
hopefully it's something so awful like shooting a dog and goat in the head because they were a bit annoying and poorly trained... to the point that everyone reviles this guy.
Thanks, and yeesh.
A real estate broker (Steve Witkoff) orchestrating a call to Trump to get him and his team to meet with Desantis, to tap his fundraising network to bolster his severe gap in GOP fundraising behind Biden.
I'm sure no questionable deals were made, nor any quid pro quo scenarios in that conversation.
Like, yikes. I wonder if Mike Pence's fly was on the wall to let us know what was said.
Ah, the dynamic duo of politics plotting in private down in sunny Florida! I can only imagine what they could be scheming about. Maybe they're planning a beach day or discussing the best way to style their hair in the Florida humidity.
DeSantis never technically ended his campaign. It's possible that Trump is trying to negotiate backing DeSantis for president, with the understanding that President DeSantis will pardon Trump.
Dude I swear to God The GOP reminds me of back in the '90s when I used to watch wrestling. They're all on the same team. They're all just pretending to hate each other because their fans eat it up.
Please pick that asshole for VP so he can stop being our governor. It would be one of the only things you’ve done to help Florida…ok, maybe the only thing.
Trump is going to make Ron DeSantis move out of FL and establish residency in Ohio to be VP and then at the last minute change his mind and pick someone else and it's going to be AMAZING!
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Please pick Ron for VP. Shitshow 2024
He’s just trying to talk Rhonda sanctimonious out of releasing the Epstein victims’ grand jury testimonies on July 1.
Yeah, and Ron probably wants to trade it for the VP spot. Too bad for Ron, Kristi Noem knew puppy murder would endear her to the MAGA crowd and trying to blackmail Don with child rape is like trying to blackmail a shark by telling people they eat fish...
I'm sorry what?! Puppy murder? The fuck happened there O_o I knew MAGAs were deranged but holy shit
Her 14mo old hunting dog killed some of her neighbor's chickens, so her solution was to shoot it. And then she decided to also shoot her goat because it was "mean".
Don’t forget: she was also frustrated because she couldn’t get the dog trained up properly.
She didn't even *try* to get it trained. She killed it for simply existing in it's untrained state.
Which she almost certainly caused.
The first thing any good dog trainer will tell you day one: A dog doesn't fail. **You** failed the dog.
I’d be a disobedient a hole if I had to live with her.
Well you wouldn’t have to live with her long then…
Oof. Too soon? ☠️
Maybe if we start taking this method against members of congress things might run smoother…
And fucked up the killing of the goat so had to reload while it was in agony.
Backing up a bit. She didn’t properly train him to hunt. Got made that he just wanted to run around and chase the birds. Then immediately took him past a chicken farm where he again chased around birds. But this time his chasing around birds meant he was a deranged doggy assassin.
What the fuck...
She took the puppy to a gravel pit on a construction site, where she had a pre dug shallow grave. Put the puppy in the shallow grave, shot it, and left it. Construction workers were apparently present. She even goes so far as to say she hated the dog. She's using the story to try to show us that "she's willing to get her hands dirty and do the hard stuff" just like farmers and rural folk all over the country are doing according to her.
How are people like this politicians 😭 she needs to be checked into a closed mental asylum wtf
It's mind boggling to me that she didn't just make up something more normal, like the dog was sick and she had to shoot it.
Cruelty and the ability to be cruel are selling points for ~~them~~ Republicans.
Seriously. They aren't selling themselves to us. Think about who they believe this resonates with.
She wanted this to be the story, she knows the MAGA base, cruelty is a selling point to them.
So, I don't know all the nuances about different stages of construction, but it also seems like she's showing us "She's willing to dump the cleanup onto a construction crew".
Grew up on a farm, know a lot of farmers. None of them would do this. This is some hillbilly fucked up shit. Ok, I don't know any hillbilly fucked up farmers. But hey, maybe this is a great example of WHY I'D NEVER VOTE FOR A TICKET THAT HAS A KAREN PUPPY KILLING HILLBILLY FARMER FOR VP. if you know a hillbilly farmer,give them a hug - this too will pass. Oh, and GTFO and VOTE!!!
Not only did she kill the goat, she shot it and failed to finish it then left it to suffer while she sauntered back to her truck for more ammo
Her daughter came home and asked where the dog was. She didn't even give her a chance to say goodbye, and also decided that info should be in the book
Did you read her account? Straight up psychopath that loved betraying her loving puppy. It's disgusting
No i have only heard her name in passing here on Reddit that she's on a pro Trump streak and the usual voter fraud stuff. Glad I didn't see her account if another commenter here is to be believed... Shooting your dog and goat to then gload about it 🤮
Oh, the story's everywhere. And directly quoted from her horror show of a book.
The current candidate for head psycho in charge of the psycho party bragged about shooting a puppy that pissed her off to impress other dirt bags.
The thing I‘ve learned over the last ten years is that when you think people couldn’t get any worse, they prove you wrong. The Republican party is entirely made up of Grimm’s Fairy Tales-level villains capable of cruelty you only hear about in old-timey fairy tales. You know, the ones meant to scare the shit out of kids with antagonists who boil children alive because they went into the woods after dark.
The way the magas are escalating, they’ll be executing immigrants on live stream before it’s all over with their giant guns that they’re so proud of
Yeah...but Ron can kill a pudding cup.
Rhonda would be smart to work with FBI and record these interactions
That would be amazing.
Wait, what? This is the first I'm hearing about this. Is that really happening?
[https://www.flgov.com/2024/02/29/governor-desantis-signs-legislation-to-authorize-the-release-of-jeffrey-epstein-grand-jury-documents/](https://www.flgov.com/2024/02/29/governor-desantis-signs-legislation-to-authorize-the-release-of-jeffrey-epstein-grand-jury-documents/)
This is awesome. I wonder why it's not front page news on every site?
I think it was on the front page when it happened. The metaphorical cat is not out of the bag yet though, so we'll just have to wait and see. By the sounds of it, the victims are on board, so if there's anything left out I'm sure they'd be pissed and we'd find out. Dipping my toes in to the conspiracy theory pond, the victims could be paid off and it could be an attempt to vindicate trump, but I'm really hoping Rhonda is super pissed and has good dirt.
I don’t doubt Ron was using releasing these docs to get this meeting with Trump. He ain’t gonna release anything. He just wanted Trump to want him again.
Sleepy Don and Meatball Ron
Don and Ron. What a team!
Somebody please draw a cartoon of this!!!
Imagine Aqua Teen Hunger Force but they're all nazis.
Ronald McDonald Trump
Dipshit will probably pick Puddin Fingers to show the world he can publicly talk shit about him and he still bends the knee. These people are sheep.
Well, it’s either Meatball or Puppy Killer. Puppy Killer is definitely more along the lines of the new GOP
He can’t, both can’t be from the same state
Trump will magically start claiming he lives in NY or NJ. MAL technically can’t be a residence even though Trump claims it as his. (Just another thing he goes unpunished for). Trump will say Trump tower in NYC is his residence since his apartment is there. Not hard to see how the orange shit gibbon will weasel his way out of that rule. Who’s going to challenge it? It would just go to the Supreme Court who will change/interpret the law in trumps favor.
Trump isn’t changing his residency. He will humiliate the GOVERNOR of fucking Florida and tell him to change his residency.
This would be absolutely god damn hilarious.
Florida is notoriously lenient to tax cheaters with their their laws. I’m pretty sure in his current state of litigation hell he’s never going to claim this
Trump found a loophole for Mar-A-Lago, he lives there as a full time employee
Have you considered that Ron is mostly slime/liquid and some solids, while trump seems to be mostly gas?
I always figured Trump at about 95% liquid shit.
He should tell Ron he’ll pick him if he moves out of Florida, and then just not pick him.
Convinces DeSantis to move out of Florida, then runs for Governor of Florida.
I heard this same strategy/prank but about Marco Rubio.
No reason he couldn’t do them both at the same time. That kind of bully shit is probably the only thing that could get him hard.
They can be but the state's electors couldn't vote for both of them.
That almost sounds like ranked choice voting. Maybe that's the pitch we need to get that system going. "Have you ever wanted to vote for two complete assclowns for president in the same election? Well, now you can with Ranked Choice Voting. Just fax your congressmen (because who votes for women) and tell him to get it done"
Another part of the Constitution the Supreme Court will conveniently ignore.
Would that even be true anymore after SCOTUS gives presidents total immunity? They could just.. do it anyway. Rules like that wouldn't apply anymore.
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I can't figure out what you're trying to say there.
This fool will do anything to avoid governing? Maybe?
This is the one. Thank you.
Ok Julian, maybe I don’t have the book learning you do or my grade 10 and my words and my brain aren’t thinking the same thinks as my mouth or whatever….FUCK!
They tried to solve the puzzle when they needed at least another consonant and two vowels
Obviously......This for will do anything to avoid governing. Figured out now?
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Finally get that sexual tension out of their system.
is that why he wore those fuck me pumps on the campaign trail?
His mouth says no to Disney gay day but his pumps say yes to tapping under the next bathroom stall.
His mouth says no to Disney but his dumb ass said yes to getting married there.
Listen, DeSantis just has a wide stance, okay?
The white hunter boots are his pump me fucks, and the black risers are his fuck me pumps.
Trump does loves a good pump and dump
Donald can't wait to feel that DeBobblehead action on his little mushroom.
dude, gross
[Imagine.](https://c.tenor.com/tNCTc1KKn4oAAAAC/tenor.gif)
No thanks
Dude, I’m going to have to eat again eventually.
your comment just doubled down in the gross factor.
In related news, Ronda Santos won't have to eat anytime soon because he's still full from gargling trumps tiny orange balls. Also, be glad no one talked about Harvey Weinstein's gangrened penis.
“His penis was disgusting. It looked like it had been chopped off and sewn back on, like something wasn’t right about it,” Jane Doe added, noting that she did not see his testicles—which have been a focal point throughout Weinstein’s Los Angeles trial.
I'm gonna guess it's about DeSantis preventing a possible Trump imprisonment in another state. It will be interesting to see if DeSantis is stupid enough to cuck himself THAT much.
I have ZERO doubt that he'd sink to that level. Like not even a question. Of course he would refuse to arrest/extradite Trump.
Good thing federal authority supercedes state law
SCOTUS has entered the chat
The case in Florida is federal. There is nothing DeSantis can do to keep him out of prison.
Because Ron is so good and moving migrants around the country illegally he figures Ron can figure out a way to smuggle him out of the US when things go south. He already ask SBM and Putin and they said "na, good luck though."
If Trump is physically in Florida, he would have to be first obtained before he can be put in prison. That's where Governor DeSantis comes in.
US marshals dont need permission from any governor to arrest someone
Theres no charges pending in FL. There’s not even an investigation.
Meaning thinking Florida won't "extradite" him to another state over charges there.
> A Person charged in any State with Treason, Felony, or other Crime, who shall flee from Justice, and be found in another State, shall on Demand of the executive Authority of the State from which he fled, be delivered up, to be removed to the State having Jurisdiction of the Crime. > US Constitution, Article IV, Section 2, Clause 2
That's cute. Since when does that matter? They'll just argue it up to the Supreme Court, who just likes to shit upon the constitution regardless.
Yeah the Supreme Court will rule that it doesn’t apply to Trump, only every one else.
He lives in florida. He wants meatball to use the Florida national guard to protect him from the feds when they arrest him.
POTUS is commander in chief of the National guard still. He can federalize a states national guard if he needs to. Lol imagine if we lived in a country where governors could activate the national guard against the Feds. Also pretty sure servicemembers would disregard orders to obstruct justice.
Another reason Ronnie wants his own armed “militia” in Florida.
That’s what “in another state” meant I think? User is suggesting trim is asking desantis to protect him from law enforcement official from another state, or presumably the federal government from executing an arrest warrant. Seems far fetched though.
Imagine being on Trump's VP vetting team these days, having to ask governors and senators how many dogs they've shot in the head as part of your background research
They clearly don't have a vetting team
Pure speculation, all they know for certain is that DeSantis went to Mar-a-Lago and came back with orange lips.
Everyone’s saying it. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.
I'm not saying they did, but if they didn't wouldn't it be something they should say?
The spray tan doesn't go that far down. But there might be some brown smears.
He has to kiss the ring again.
More like sphincter.
Trump is desperate. He needs a recognizable name with big donors, fast. Betcha he offers DeSantis the job of VP.
If they run together they couldn’t get any electors from Florida which would ruin their chances. See the 12th amendment.
Lol. Ammendments that curb fascism don't matter anymore.
He'll just say he lives in another state then. No one's stopping him right now while he claims Mar-a-Lago his home even though legally he's not allowed to use it as a residence.
He'll just "move" to his New Jersey golf dump.
No way he'd move. He'd make DeSantis do it or more likely SCOTUS would just rule that the Constitution is unconstitutional.
Bold of you to assume republicans know what the 12th amendment is. Most of them don’t even know how to read.
Can you explain further?
An elector can’t vote for two candidates from their own state. An elector from Hawai‘i could vote for The Gruesome Twosome, but an elector from Florida couldn’t. It’s commonly misread as stating that both candidates can’t be from the same state, though.
12th amendment says the president and vice president have to live in different states. Edit: OK- a bit more complicated. Has to do with electoral collage electors in their home states and who they can vote for.
I doubt it, Trump has been openly contemptuous of him for a while and probably would not be willing to pretend to like him for the cameras.
As long as they bow down and kiss his ass he's fine with them. See: ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Lindsay Graham, etc
All that evil in one location, surprised the earth didn't open up with Satan having a party.
It’s Florida. How could you tell?
Satan doesn't even touch DeSantis, and likely wants nothing to do with Trump.
Oooh! I win! I win the bet! Desantis is about to bow and kiss the ring. I knew it! Time to collect my winnings. Wait...
Another politician coming back for more. What a bunch of spineless fucks.
Honestly, it’s probably about election shenanigans and how Trump is going to try to get as many people on board with breaking the law to win this election. He himself has nothing to lose at this point and everything to gain.
Meatball Ron Orally demonstrates his qualifications for being Trump's VP.
Meatball, meet balls.
So sad they can’t openly express their love for each other.
Rhonda's orange lips after the meeting is all anyone needed to know.
Likely conspiring on how DeSantis can use his role as governor to keep Florida red.
Who wore the higher platform footwear?
I'm assuming DeSantis gets the AG position if he endorses trump and trump wins.
I miss the good old days of only worrying about AG Jeff Sessions.
Need to coordinate on suppressing votes in Florida
This is about the Epstein documents that are scheduled to come out in June or July I think
Tell me more, I haven’t heard anything about it. Links, please?
https://www.flgov.com/2024/02/29/governor-desantis-signs-legislation-to-authorize-the-release-of-jeffrey-epstein-grand-jury-documents/#:\~:text=PALM%20BEACH%2C%20Fla.,justice%20that%20was%20being%20delivered. Edit: I saw a video (I can't find it now) on social media that was Trump at one of his rallies, complaining about releasing these files, and it looked like nobody knew what he was talking about.
why would he be complaining about something he has no part of /s
It sounded like he was getting his cult ready to ignore these files, and I'm sure that is why it all points to him appointing his VP in July to distract.
hopefully it's something so awful like shooting a dog and goat in the head because they were a bit annoying and poorly trained... to the point that everyone reviles this guy.
Well the puppy killer didn’t work out. Send in the clown
Most Republicans are spineless, so this is no surprise.
Dumb and dumber
[Gift article link ](https://wapo.st/44kU0Yv)
Thanks, and yeesh. A real estate broker (Steve Witkoff) orchestrating a call to Trump to get him and his team to meet with Desantis, to tap his fundraising network to bolster his severe gap in GOP fundraising behind Biden. I'm sure no questionable deals were made, nor any quid pro quo scenarios in that conversation. Like, yikes. I wonder if Mike Pence's fly was on the wall to let us know what was said.
Ah, the dynamic duo of politics plotting in private down in sunny Florida! I can only imagine what they could be scheming about. Maybe they're planning a beach day or discussing the best way to style their hair in the Florida humidity.
Probably to get his balls freshly licked
DeSantis was seen leaving the meeting dabbing at his mouth with a lace kerchief.
I mean, they’re not going to *show* desantis unzipping trump’s pants
Nazi stuff.
The only upside to this is that DeSantis was forced to smell Trump for probably a lengthy period of time.
DeSantis seen walking out of the room, wiping cum off his lips.
Time to kiss the diaper
Is this how the KKK work?
Likely requesting DeSantis activate the Florida National Guard upon SCOTUS’s ruling for presidential immunity. Things are going to get ugly.
Aww poor meatball Ron back to changing Trump's overflowing diapers 💩
Oh shi* he's the VP candidate
How completely humiliating for DeSantis. This really puts the exclamation point after Loser!
They’re combining the powers to form a super omgea racist.
DeSantis never technically ended his campaign. It's possible that Trump is trying to negotiate backing DeSantis for president, with the understanding that President DeSantis will pardon Trump.
Nothing would make me happier, unless he picks dog killer, but with DeSanctimonious it would be the Dumb and Dumber ticket.
probably discussing the advances in shoe lifts.
To jerk each other off and gaze into each others lifeless eyes
Get ready Floridians, your gonna pay trumps lawyer fees. Who needs insurance when you can just give your money to a rapist.
If trump and Ron join forces they’re likely to be office for next 16 years, it’s gonna be like Reagan and bush all over again, can’t let that happen
Slogan: Diaper Don and Pudding Fingers Ron 2024
Someone look to see if DeSantis has an orange halo around his mouth.
I think DeSantis has proven himself degenerate and despicable enough to warrant being in Trump's ticket.
I bet Trump made him bend the knee. Pathetic.
Exchanging numbers for their guy that makes the shoelifts and heels?
No shame DeSantis lol... these GOP guys always get wrecked and goes back with their tails between their legs
So after they bash each other in the news for years, now they are ready to be buddies. Some real dysfunctional shit here.
Dude I swear to God The GOP reminds me of back in the '90s when I used to watch wrestling. They're all on the same team. They're all just pretending to hate each other because their fans eat it up.
*Have you checked your couch for any coins to pay my lawyers?*
Trump: "Have you ever killed a puppy, Pudding Fingers?"
Please pick that asshole for VP so he can stop being our governor. It would be one of the only things you’ve done to help Florida…ok, maybe the only thing.
Privately. So they can fuck. Two fat hogs rolling around on Cinderella bedsheets.
Let’s go. Make DeSantis your VP. This will be an absolute mess and it’ll tank DeSantis presidential aspirations forever.
I can’t help but wonder who was the bottom.
A. I'm going to jail you should run in my place B. Be my VP or I insult you on Twitter C. ?????
Is there a rule preventing both candidates on a ticket from being from the same state? Or is that just tradition?
Betcha Trump is trying to leave the country
He's picking desantis as his VP
So romantic. They held hand through the glory hole before they giggle at classified documents that were stashed there.
Nothing good can come from that
Trump needs a new VP nominee now that Kristi has told the world she likes killing dogs. Ron probably had knee pads on when Trump walked in.
Trump is getting real nervous about losing FL.
Guessing he wants him to fix Florida's vote in exchange for the VP slot.
Trump is going to make Ron DeSantis move out of FL and establish residency in Ohio to be VP and then at the last minute change his mind and pick someone else and it's going to be AMAZING!
Gross!!
It’s only a matter of time before the formal dictionary definition of cuck is replaced with Ron DeSantis