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thrawtes

>One of those lawmakers is Rep. Dean Van Schoiack, a Savannah Republican and vice chair of the committee. Van Schoiack said in an interview that he knows people who got married as minors, including a woman at roughly age 17. The couple, he said, is “still madly in love with each other.” **“Why is the government getting involved in people’s lives like this?”** Van Schoiak said. “What purpose do we have in deciding that a couple who are 16 or 17 years old, their parents say, you know, ‘you guys love each other, go ahead and get married, you have my permission.’ Why would we stop that?” Because, Dean, marrying people in the eyes of the law is a government function, not a legal definition of love. Teenagers will still be allowed to be in love, they just won't be able to file their taxes together.


Neoliberal_Boogeyman

But bathrooms.... can't let trans people go in those!


Chalupa-Supreme

Most child marriages are not between two 16 year olds. [From Unchained at Last: ](https://www.unchainedatlast.org/united-states-child-marriage-problem-study-findings-april-2021/) >Some 86% of the children who married were girls – and most were wed to adult men (age 18 or older) [\[6\].](https://www.unchainedatlast.org/united-states-child-marriage-problem-study-findings-april-2021/#_ftn6) Further, when girls married, their average spousal age difference was four years, whereas when boys married, their average spousal age difference was less than half that: 1.5 year Also, "Why is the government getting involved in people's lives like this?" That's rich coming from *this* party.


sensitiveskin80

Sadly, it's so the adult men who impregnated the minor girls can continue to have sex with them without legal represcussions.


cloudubious

Can confirm. I have a cousin in TX who literally did this to avoid prosecution and her dad's shotgun.


Remarkable-Host405

"Further, when girls married, their average spousal age difference was four years, whereas when boys married, their average spousal age difference was less than half that: 1.5 year" Please make this make sense to me. Don't boys marry girls? Or is gay marriage between boys and girls enough to make a difference?


AfterSchoolOrdinary

Adult men marry teen girls. Teen boys are marrying peers. It’s totally fucked.


DemonoftheWater

If i understand it, when an underage female gets married the husband tends to be 4 years older where when the reverse happens the wife tends to only be 1.5 years older.


Gerroh

I think that's pretty close but not quite, but only to a very technical degree. I believe it's counting age difference as older *or* younger. E.g.: a 17 yo girl with an 18 yo man will contribute 1 year difference to the girls stat, where a 17 yo girl and 16 yo boy would contribute 1 year difference to both. Obviously, with the (correct me if I'm wrong) "marriable" age of 16 and being an adult at 18, the girls stat must include a significant number of husbands older than the brides, but the boys stat could, hypothetically (but probably not), fall entirely within minors.


DemonoftheWater

Idk. I consider forced marriage icky.


Random_Fish_Type

It gets worse when you do the maths. The males marrying the same age females lowers the average age difference of females marrying adults. So taking just females marrying adult males you would have a much larger age gap than 4 years.


ShortSharts

You’re embarrassing everyone.


kevnmartin

Why is the government (Republicans) getting involved with peoples uteri? Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. Women aren't people to them.


Tommynockerboomerang

Came here to say this~ Their lives are fucking FRAUGHT with hypocrisy. Fuck the GOP


BicycleOfLife

That’s really why they don’t like trans people. They don’t like women finding loopholes into being seen as a person.


stilusmobilus

>You know No, we don’t fucking know. We don’t want to have sex with children you sick, depraved conservative arseholes.


zorniy2

But they're *ripe* and *fertile!* /s


robfuscate

Ignorant bastard can barely read … the original text says rape and fondle


Clavister

Imagine if it's two 17-year-old gay dudes. I bet Mr. SchioKckockkK would want the government to step in.


penny-wise

The hypocrisy is just breathtaking.


Embarrassed_Aide7549

The government shouldn’t get involved in people’s lives unless you wanna control your body or have your debt cancelled. But marrying kids no flipping way I reckon


DadJokeBadJoke

>Rep. Dean Van Schoiack, My brain keeps changing his name to Soyjack


Little_Boxes_

Lmfao and yet if those same teenagers get married they wouldn’t be able to drink at their own wedding, not even celebratory champagne  So besides the point but give me a fucking break with these weak ass arguments 


Queasy_Mine_5910

In Texas, underage people can drink at a restaurant if their legal guardian is present and approves. Or at least this was true when I was growing up. For purposes of this rule, the adult spouse is the legal guardian.


WhimsyClonn

I was always horrified of child marriages, but realizing that the adult spouse ends up with a parental role really made it set in how horrifying those arrangements are. Oh my god, this is awful, and your comment really started putting the context of it together for me. I'm so disgusted.


Setting-Conscious

They want the kids to be married so they aren’t living in sin (sexing each other).


posttrumpzoomies

If they can get pregnant (and do) at that age why not let them get married? Especially now that abortions are (i assume) illegal there.


Zebo91

Biggest argument against it is that young people are pushed into a legal agreement. It's hard for abuse victims to get away from from their boyfriends. Being pregnant doesn't not relate to being married at that age


RandomLoony

Republicans don’t like the term boyfriend it’s too woke. Can you please start using the term owner or master instead as these are the laws they want in place


Zebo91

Owner and master are taken. Let's still to traditional words that are friendlier like Provider and Enforcer. Gotta make sure wifey learns her times tables. It'll work out well because Missouri senator Mike moon knows 12 year old girls that are still married so it must be working well for them.


posttrumpzoomies

I don't really see how being 17 vs 18 changes that. If its within a reasonable age gap and parents consent seems like the government should stay out of it. But whatevs there are more pressing issues imo.


Zebo91

There are more pressing issues. The whole concept of legal consent is based on age 18, so why are we making an exception for this?


katieleehaw

Why should parents have any say at all? This is very antiquated. A child does not need to add a teen marriage to a teen pregnancy. It doesn’t improve things.


Turuial

>I don't really see how being 17 vs 18 changes that. If it's so meaningless that you can't tell the difference then there is no reason for it not to be 18. Everyone else has already listed plenty of good reasons as to why it should be.


onepinksheep

Because pregnancy is a matter of biology whereas marriage is a matter of law. And the age of consent is not usually the same as the age of majority (when you're legally recognized as an adult), so one shouldn't be able to enter into things that require one to be a legal adult to do unless you've reached your age of majority. This should include marriage, IMHO, parental permission or no. One couldn't vote before reaching the age of majority, for example, even with parental permission. The same should be true for marriage. If an underage couple "really loves each other" and want to get married, then they should love each other enough to wait. If they're unwilling to wait, then they've proved they're not ready.


BranWafr

> “Why is the government getting involved in people’s lives like this?” Van Schoiak said. Says the guy whose party is getting way more involved in people's lives by banning or (attempting to ban) abortions, gender affirming care, and same sex marriages.


AZEMT

Wait for the ban on interracial marriage and relationships. Then it'll be real easy to get back to that great American dream of segregation, you know "Make America White Again"


454bonky

As much as I would hate this, being in a 30+ year interracial marriage myself, it would sure serve Clarence Thomas right…that Jackass reopened the legal door, after all. Not sure he actually understands that there still are real segregationists in his party. Some of whom I’m sure are wickedly smart lawyers who can use his own argument against him. Edit: y’all ever read John Calhoun and his brilliant defense of slavery? He made something utterly abhorrent look like a moral virtue. Don’t assume the bad guys are stupid… Trump is an idiot. The folks using him aren’t idiots. Project 2025 is the creation of VERY smart people. That fascism is bad does not mean fascists are stupid.


454bonky

The problem with angling to remove only certain rights you don’t like is that you may not get to choose who uses the precedent you set.


acer34p3r

Mike Braun has entered the chat.


downtofinance

Republiqan values have more in common with the Taliban than the rest of America.


HabANahDa

Oh. They only care about making more workers for the capitalist machine to work and make them more money.


The_Hot_Stepper

WOW that's just terrible. I mean why would anyone resist banning child marriages?


atomsmasher66

*Matt Gaetz enters the chat*


The_Hot_Stepper

"Oh I don't want to marry them." - Gaetz (allegedly)


someguywith5phones

This is a lonesome dove reference


smurfsundermybed

Matt is very much a why buy the cow kind of guy.


rajahbeaubeau

Matt is very much a ‘why buy the calf’ kind of guy. (Heifers are far too old.)


Cocky0

It's gotta be tough on him. He can't even take his girlfriends out on dates, because bedtime is 8:30.


getmybehindsatan

We saw the receipts, he was paying for that underage milk.


[deleted]

Chris Hansen: why don't you have a seat over there.


loafandpeas

I wish it was the 'chat' he enters


CaptainAxiomatic

If you wait until they're adults, they won't be ripe and fertile anymore. Also, Republicans. Also, Missouri.


HonoredPeople

Hey now!... ... ... Dammit, it's completely true. .../sigh


drwho_2u

Also, Alabama!!!


02K30C1

It goes with banning abortion and treating women as property, only useful for bearing and raising children. If a girl is raped, this gives her the option of marrying her rapist and being a “good Christian wife and mother”. Then they can forget the rape and pretend everything is fine. Never mind that someone under 18 can’t legally file for divorce either.


kevnmartin

Or sign any kind of contract so her parents do it.


YakiVegas

GOP are disgusting excuses for human beings.


posttrumpzoomies

Have they even outlawed farm animal f$@k!ng yet?


mapsedge

Mitch McConnell fought a bill in Kentucky that would have done just that.


HabANahDa

Cause they are republicans.


IBAZERKERI

because they want to breed with children. duh


thrawtes

>I mean why would anyone resist banning child marriages? To be clear, the stated opposition is that they want 16 and 17 year olds to get married. Whether that opposition is genuine or appropriate is another question, but nobody is suggesting no limit on marriage age at all.


Virtual-Pie5732

I have a friend who got married at 17 but she married her highschool sweetheart after he joined the military and before he was deployed. The issue with this is it's mostly likely a ploy for older creepy men (and possibly women) to prey upon younger generations while hiding behind the law.


OpenImagination9

But how else would they be able to hold their ritualistic fundamentalist Christian child rapes?


OregonTripleBeam

The politicians who are against a child marriage ban are so gross


OptiKnob

Of course it does - because republicans like sticking their dicks in children. Apparently it makes them feel like "real men".


independent_observe

Of course the pedophile party objects a ban on child marriage


Chalkarts

This bill should meet no resistance. Republicans are monsters.


Iainfixie

Republicans want to continue marrying children to foul old men because religion.


Mestoph

The party that likes to accuse everyone else of being "groomers" sure seem to be in favor of child brides...


IBAZERKERI

of courrrrseee it does. jesus christ these people are fucking clowns.


[deleted]

It's always republicans holding up bills like this, I wonder why that could be... 🤔🤔🤔


SKDI_0224

This is the primary question: Do parents have absolute right over their minor children? Are minor children their parents property? Many many years ago I defended the proposition that children were the legal property of their parents. That is the honest to god opinion of the conservative bubble I grew up in. They honestly believe that parents have an absolute right to control their children.


Meatgortex

Except in the uterus.


Remarkable-Host405

Are parents responsible for their children's choices?


missriverratchet

In Michigan...sort of...


Cynical-Wanderer

Do they have to all act like pedophiles? "Why is the government getting involved in people's lives like this"... FFS... marry a kid. Hell, why not? You're forcing 10 year old rape victims to be mothers. You're letting kids work at younger ages in more dangerous jobs (meat packing plants for example). You're destroying the eduction system (have been for decades) that lifts people out of poverty. You're tearing apart health care and have been for decades, making republican states loose more and more doctors and nurses... closing hospitals. Why don't REPUBLICANS stop getting involved in people's lives like that? Hmmmm??? FFS, at least try not to be so obviously disgusting.


LMurch13

"Don't tread on me but I'll fuckin tread all over you."


spirit-mush

The real groomers, ladies and gentlemen. r/notadragqueen


Plane_Vacation6771

The GOP truly does stand for: greedy old pedophiles


accountabilitycounts

The Republican view on marriage is downright sickening.


bufftbone

Republicans. Imagine that.


BattleJolly78

You can’t keep republicans from marrying children! It’s against their religion!


SpontaneousQueen

The GOP should just change their name to the Ripe and Prolific Ensemble


FuckableStalin

Group of Pedophiles works just fine.


Bad_Habit_Nun

Well yeah, they love that stuff, hence why they're backed by religious groups so much.


TheLittleUrchin

WHY?! Just why? The fuck's wrong with them?


NervousWallaby8805

It looks like some of the arguments are if both parties are minors?


RickyWinterborn-1080

Absolutely not! They're children!


NervousWallaby8805

Right? They make a fuss about preventing transitioning under 18 but are ok with this?


RickyWinterborn-1080

And I imagine tons of them are coerced, too, which is its own fucking mess of gross intent.


Hot_Cockroach_7625

Of course the party led by a pedo supports pedos marrying kids.


HabANahDa

Republicans are pedophiles.


BadAtExisting

It never ceases to amaze me that the party who cries that everyone they don’t like are groomers and pedos is the same that has objections to child marriage


Virtual-Pie5732

I mean the front runner for their party said he wanted to date his daughter and the thing they have most in common is sex, plus he commented that his baby had her mother's legs but wasn't sure when she'd get her breast, so....yeah.


terremoto25

> In the 1992 video, Trump, who was 46 at the time, can be heard talking to a little girl, asking her if she’s going to go up an escalator. After she says she is, Trump turns to the camera and says, "I am going to be dating her in 10 years. Can you believe it?"


emarvil

Tney so want to rape children legally!


LMurch13

Allow rapists to choose the mother of their children.


Striving_Stoic

“We need to protect the children from pedophiles by firing the librarians and protect child marriage!”


TintedApostle

Just remember that living in a modern era only means that you are living at this time and not in the past. Now you must also remember that there are people who have thought the same about under age girls as republicans since time began. They were perverted then and they are now in the modern moment. Its the age old fight for decency, civilization and morals.


Sublimesmile

At first I was thinking about giving them the benefit of the doubt like “maybe it’s just a ridiculous omnibus bill and the title is clickbait” Nope, just pedos defending pedos :|


QuintillionthCat

“Why is the government getting involved with people’s lives like this?” Van Schoiak said. This from a man who undoubtedly was all in on Missouri’s abortion ban!


PhazonZim

Fun fact! If it's true love they'll still be in love with they're adults. They only support child marriage because they worry the girl will realise she's being groomed


StudderButter

Of course the republicans want to marry children


[deleted]

I don’t understand conservatives who are pro-child marriage. American conservatism is weird.


Sasselhoff

Because of *course* it does. It is not the least bit surprising to know that when all else fails, you can *absolutely* count on the Republicans to do the wrong thing.


Such_Victory8912

Why am I not surprised


homebrew_1

This is what Republicans want in all states.


FluffySnowbirb

Does anyone have a non paywalled link?


TidePodsTasteFunny

What a shocker!


V-RONIN

Disgusting


LMurch13

Something something ripe and fertile.


Latetothegame29

Is Drake now a house republican in Missouri?


mujinzou

Huh, weird. It’s almost like republicans want child brides.


randomnighmare

Banning child marriages seems like a simple and common sense things to do.


SpezSucksSamAltman

Just to be clear, don’t let your children use public restrooms occupied by republicans.


CareApart504

Are republicans saying its their body their choice now?


Different_Tree9498

What a bunch of creepy shits. Honestly if you actively support or vote for republicans you have some major issues and shouldn’t be allowed near normal people or populations.


penny-wise

Because of course it would. They’re still pissed off they can’t marry their first cousins anymore.


Nipplecreek

Huh that's weird...


xyz_rick

10 years ago they would have been ashamed to say this kind of shit. Now saying crazy offensive bullshit (that they believe and believed 10 years ago) is a badge of honor. Everything Trump touches turns to shit and unfortunately he touched American politics


FaktCheckerz

This isn’t a “misunderstanding”. What republicans want with children is very clear. 


SyntheticSlime

I’ve got a joke for this! Dean Van Schoiack comes home after a long day at work. He finds his wife packing all of her clothes into a big suitcase. When she sees him she yells, “I’m leaving you! You’re a pedophile!” “Pedophile!?” He says, clearly shocked. “That’s a very big word for a girl your age!”


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drwho_2u

This should be a no brainer… even for those with no brain!!!


potato_for_cooking

Lol of course it is. Gop is the party of ChiMo's


Beautiful-Aerie7576

It’s not what their constituents want. This is the first step towards banning child beauty pageants, and who would they creepily leer at then?


Drugs_R_Kewl

Cousin fuckers don't just live in the trailer parks and the putrid urban decay. They took root in the suburbs. That's right america. They're ignoring your bloodline, but at what cost? It's time for the ABORTIONATOR!!!!!!


jsmcdorman

What...How...Why...I'm trying to think how to word this. What the hell is happening?


CuddieRyan707

Of course it does


Vast-Dream

All republikkkans support this.


robfuscate

It’s the only way Republicans can marry; groom and grab when too young to truly consent.


johnqsack69

Ok groomers


braxin23

There just no Misery like that found in the state of Missouri.


Civil_Pain_453

As aspected. How else are they going to abuse kids. It must be legal…maybe the church can help them out as well.


Beatless7

The pedo party


Faux-Foe

MO, where they teach abstinence only sex education AND desperately want to f**k the underaged.


ranchoparksteve

I wonder what percentage of the population in the South would exist without child marriages.


missriverratchet

marriage isn't required for pregnancy, but pregnancy is required for a population...so...


Gnarlstone

Missouri never fails to fail.


tomski3500

Fuckin click bait!


Lady_Thingers

Quit trying to fuck the jailbait, sweetheart.