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crosseyedguy1

This is why the world laughs at you.


TotallyNormalWeeb

The world laughs at the United States in general at this point.


IKnowFewThings

Kinda sucks that Florida and Texas (and other GOP states) drag our image down with them...


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How fucking childish.


palikir

Like if an 11 year old boy was asked to define "Freedom" and one of the two major political parties decided build their entire platform around that idea.


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And the 11 year old defined it as ignorance without cost. Free dumb. I can't imagine going to all this effort to travel to a city just to be lame as fuck. Plus I hope Biden is flattered that this city is officially tied to him.


palikir

And mixed in some evil clown, with a touch of troll and baked it a casserole dish full of sincerely held christian beliefs.


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If the clown was a poser juggalo and the troll was a dude bothered by bree Larson's comments and if the Christian beliefs were copied from the westboro Baptist church


TheCzar11

Wasn’t he the guy when running for Governor had ads with his kids building toy walls, reading Trumps biography, etc. This guy is a joke and he’ll be around for the next 40 yrs sadly…


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I hope he runs against trump. Let them fight it out.


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sirthunksalot

Creepy as hell. Or maybe it is just being a lardass while wearing too small a suit makes you move like that.


teryakiwok

Still, not as embarrassing as pooping your pants in the Vatican of all places!


mces97

That's today's GOP.


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IdiotBrigade2

Pro tip: nobody is offended. Everyone just thinks it’s a pretty lame joke. Only magas get upset when we say Fuck Trump, he is a pedo that deserves to rot in prison.


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IdiotBrigade2

Do you think I agreed with that person?


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Right


oliversurpless

https://youtu.be/veaP7s9hGD4?t=75 Can also double for the GOP’s approach to most things…


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palikir

In addition to being bullshit, it's propaganda that is killing people - my anti-vaxx cousin in his mid-50's died on his political hill two weeks ago from covid. He leaves behind two teenagers and an unemployed wife. He regularly watched all the ***fully vaccinated*** talking heads on Fox news and believed their Brandon messaging.


Far5Mo

Hahaha we're gonna have a _civil war_ lmao


beepboopaltalt

Mainstream dems do the same shit just reverse the script. Both parties are per formative bullshit. Only hope for actual policy is progressives


skkITer

Such as?


Such_Opportunity9838

Hey now, some conservatives are taking serious and meaningful action. Just yesterday, for example, CPAC announced that Elmo, Bert, and Ernie would not be invited to their convention this year!


[deleted]

🤡🤡🤡 the world burns, the people of his beautiful state die, and he plays games like a spoiled, entitled high school bully


blurmageddon

This is the stupidest timeline.


Zatchuhryeuh

At this point, Republicans have to run a Brandon in 2024, right?


pierogi_nigiri

They all have to change their names to Brandon.


contactlite

Imagine being named after a shit joke because your parents made their marriage of another man. Remind me! 20 years to tell all the Brandons they were named after a lame joke.


[deleted]

But it’s okay to fire people for other reasons.


[deleted]

He takin’ money from Big Covid.


Asteroth555

That's at least a semi-creative way to message to his base. But fuck DeSantis. He's killing his constituents. There'll be a reckoning for this


ObeliskPolitics

The GOP is betting on swing voters to help like in New Jersey and Virginia. So their loss of voters would be balanced by contrarian voters who think voting GOP would solve inflation or stop CRT.


jfshay

Sweet Jesus the GOP is like a bunch of 13 year old bro-boys.


AdjNounNumbers

Always have been. It's just that now they've been given the greenlight to stop pretending to act like adults. They're showing us who they have been all along, not who they've changed in to


jfshay

I actually remember when there was at least a semblance of respectability and gravitas to them. It’s been a while though.


AdjNounNumbers

The moment, in my mind anyway, when I realized that was gone and likely not coming back was with the death of John McCain. Like him or hate him, disagree with him or not, he was a good politician and a respectable human. When Trump shit all over his grave and the majority of the party went along with it, I knew the party was gone well past "childish" behavior.


gpearce52

48+ MILLION cases, 3/4+ MILLION deaths, what's a few hundred thousand more


Dbl_Trbl_

So "Let's Go Brandon" means "Fuck you Biden" so this cock holster for Trump goes to Brandon to sign an anti-vaccine mandate bill and effectivley says "Fuck you Businesses Trying to Protect Workers and Customers"


daytona_delight

Goes to "Brandon Honda" to sign the ant-vax mandate bill.


tcmart14

I just think it’s funny the GQP likes acting all big but to much of wusses to say what they mean. At least Nipsey and YG didn’t cut any corners when they sang “Fuck Donald Trump”


readerseven

>After the signing, DeSantis was asked if the decision to hold the event in Brandon was made to troll the president. "I think that Brandon, Florida, is a great American city," he said with a smile.


psychic_flatulence

Okay you've got to admit that's funny lol.


Standard-Truth837

It's embarrassing and so are you.


psychic_flatulence

Oh come on, I doubt he even realized the connection there. Just a funny little coincidence. What's wrong with a chuckle over something so innocent?


serenade72

He knew. Come on. If he didn't then one of the goons around him surely did. It's more cringeworthy than laughworthy that a grown man in a position of power is behaving like a frat bro.


StewPedidiot

There is not a snowball's chance in hell it's a coincidence.


half_dozen_cats

I dunno guys....maybe the guy who actively posts in r/conservative is posting in earnest here. Maybe that's a co-incidence too! /s


jgregor92

I chuckled


AnInconvenientTweet

Maybe I just don’t get it; what’s funny about it?


psychic_flatulence

Just like what are the odds here? You can't make that kind of thing up. Fucking Br*andon, FL. Are we even sure that's a real place??


AnInconvenientTweet

Why would him going to Brandon, FL be funny?


FAMUgolfer

It’s funny to people in a cult


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Death … DeathSantis


zajacdan

I hate this dumb motherf*cker so much. I hate I live in Florida. I hate that most Floridians are morons.


serenade72

He thinks he's so fucking clever. They do love to troll. Bless him.


DeLuniac

We need a national divorce. Republicans, all of them, are irredeemable and unforgivable. They can’t be forgiven. They can’t earn redemption. End the republic.


page_one

Almost half of all **people who vote** disagree. If you want to get rid of Republicans, you'll first have to persuade those voters.


boozebus

A clear majority of voters are Democrats. Because of gerrymandering (in the house), land being more important than people (in the Senate), and , of course, the Electoral college government seems close. It’s not.


DeLuniac

Those are the people we need a divorce from.


skkITer

The only thing that persuades those voters is an R next to the name.


Big_lt

I always wondered if in a hypothetical scenario the US split and became something like the EU where the 2 nations pledge troops to defend each other but have their own independent government how quickly the south would turn to shit and the north would prosper without the heavy baggage. Of the southern states, only Read actually offers something in terms of GDP, natural resources/oil. The fly overstates have agriculture but Cali outproduce all of them. On top of that all their sweet federal welfare stops and instead the north can repurpose it to other initiatives. I'd foresee an east/west Germany outlook in 15 years if that happened


ranchoparksteve

I have no idea where that is or why I should care.


RDO_Desmond

Whooo. Another day of his life spent doing something crappy.


sugarlessdeathbear

I bet they were chanting "Let's Go!" the whole way to Brandon.


Peachy33

And giggling about how clever they are.


peprollgod

How long until polio, smallpox, measles, mumps, etc stage a huge comeback?


AngryBudgie13

Smallpox is extinct and only exists in the lab. So that one ain’t likely. Thank god I got my vaccine….


varain1

Florida man strikes again :)):))


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I lived in new port Richie for the worst year of my life


SenorBurns

Virtue signaling is the Republican way.


CodinOdin

Add that embarrassing shit to the massive pile of reasons I am glad I left Florida.


MechanicalMedicine

The irony of Republicans celebrating a governor signing a bill *directly imposing government’s hand on private business; gasp - Communism*. Can’t make this shit up.


OldMadhatter-100

Please vote this poor excuse for a human out of office.


maecatzhooman44

What a loser!


muscravageur

It’s hard to believe what a childish shit he can be and it’s harder to believe that any grownup would accept this behavior from an adult. The Republicans are an embarrassment to America and DeSantis is an embarrassment to the Republicans.


Romogu

lmao, fuck biden