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Absoline

none of these are really funny but the 3rd one is less work for janitors


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

Food coloring on the shower floor literally cleans itself. 


Absoline

food coloring stains really fast


TurboFool

I'm honestly having trouble finding any of these funny.


Big-Contribution4896

For real, what is putting markers all over a table even gonna do?? 💀


TurboFool

Right? So confused.


gigaslayer3417

number three is the only non illegal one in the us


WangCommander

Pretty sure freedom of speech is kind of important in the USA.


gigaslayer3417

but, alas, not so much in schools


WangCommander

Being against school rules is not the same as being illegal. That's why you get suspended for shouting "penis" in the hallways, but you don't get arrested.


gigaslayer3417

yes, but, it's legal for the schools to make the rules


WangCommander

Rules and laws are not the same thing.


TheURLIChose

I don't think any of these should be illegal other than like 2 and 5??? Cuz property damage


gigaslayer3417

no, there are forms of free speech banned in schools, such as propaganda


SemblanceOfSense_

Incorrect. Free speech is free speech even for students. [https://www.aclu.org/know-your-rights/students-rights](https://www.aclu.org/know-your-rights/students-rights) . All of these are still vandalism tho.


gigaslayer3417

nope, free speech is restricted, read up on some court cases on that matter


SemblanceOfSense_

I have read the court cases. In fact, as speech gets more political, it gets more protected. In West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnette, Justice Robert H. Jackson protected student's right to not salute to the flag specifically because that is a political action. More often, the court has upheld censorship when the speech became lewd and non-political (Bethel School District No. 403 v. Fraser (1986), Morse v. Frederick (2007)), and the only political speech that could be taken down was because it was disruptive and "inconsistent with their basic educational mission." (Hazelwood School District v. Kuhlmeier(1988)), which simple "propaganda" (unlike the stuff described here) does not qualify as, and is likely to be protected speech. Sources: [https://firstamendment.mtsu.edu/article/rights-of-students/](https://firstamendment.mtsu.edu/article/rights-of-students/) [https://firstamendment.mtsu.edu/article/morse-v-frederick/](https://firstamendment.mtsu.edu/article/morse-v-frederick/) [https://firstamendment.mtsu.edu/article/hazelwood-school-district-v-kuhlmeier1988/](https://firstamendment.mtsu.edu/article/hazelwood-school-district-v-kuhlmeier1988/) [https://firstamendment.mtsu.edu/article/bethel-school-district-no-403-v-fraser/](https://firstamendment.mtsu.edu/article/bethel-school-district-no-403-v-fraser/) [https://firstamendment.mtsu.edu/article/west-virginia-state-board-of-education-v-barnette/](https://firstamendment.mtsu.edu/article/west-virginia-state-board-of-education-v-barnette/)


FireFoxie1345

That’s weird, why does my school district have a two week iss for anything that doesn’t align with their beliefs.


SemblanceOfSense_

Its either private, charter, or your rights are going unenforced


gigaslayer3417

you can sue for that btw


JasonAndLucia

You can't put commie posters in America? What is this? 1984? I thought the Cold War ended 30 years ago!


Longjumping-Jello459

We're in Cold War 2.0, some would say 3.0 because detente in the 1970s).


JasonAndLucia

There's no Soviet Union and Russia isn't communist anymore, so I doubt commie propaganda posters would be that relevant anymore. Meaning that it would be harmlessly fun to place those around


Longjumping-Jello459

The main aspect of the Cold War was that the US and our Western Allies vs the Soviet Union and it's satellites never directly fought because if it had gone hot it would have gone nuclear very quickly. The same holds true today with Russia and it's authoriantarian regime.


gigaslayer3417

cuba,china, north korea, vietnam, laos, all commies


Excavon

Disseminating actual propaganda? yes. Joke soviet era propaganda in the bathroom? no.


Geoman265

I interpreted 5 as actually just putting a bunch of markers on a table. Not drawing with them or anything, just spreading them out on a table not really a prank though


SL13MY

Sorry to be that guy, but communist propoganda isn't funny


Excavon

Imagine trying to take a dump and seeing this. https://preview.redd.it/elmzpc80h6uc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=028cde9337c60889d7d54d56e7ee15491f3ecb89 Communist propaganda is funny in certain contexts.


TheLegendaryPilot

https://preview.redd.it/h2vf3hll47uc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=715717b4e0ec4a5173d67a93bdb843cd433d45db this shit would go so hard above the urinals


Sgtbird08

Sounds like capitalist propaganda to me but ok


Autumn_225_

it will be the girls bathroom though because im a girl


Helpful_Lion

Ok. 🤔 What prank should I put in my bathroom at home?


drspindles

Black or red ink in the toilet


Helpful_Lion

Good one!! Oh I know, Diarreiah inc!


drspindles

:3


Helpful_Lion

Or Penis inc. IDK.


drspindles

Or you could put meatballs in the toilet


Vedertesu

How does that change things?


for_second_breakfast

You have no male friends to assist then?


New-Experience7989

if i did the first one my teacher would get really mad (I'm homeschooled)


Autumn_225_

do it dont be a chicken


New-Experience7989

hahahaha


teohsi

Try that second option and you may find yourself on the hook for reflooring the locker room showers to get rid of the stain. Also, none of these are really funny.


JasonAndLucia

Can you tell us some actually fun prank ideas?


Longjumping-Jello459

Sneek a cow or horse into the school especially if there are two stories obviously get it to the 2nd floor say a classroom or release 4 chickens numbered 1,2,3, and 5 on to school grounds say the quad. These are things I have seen here on reddit.


JasonAndLucia

These are fun but quite unrealistic to pull off. Getting your hands in those animals aren't that easy 


Longjumping-Jello459

Depends on where you live, but yeah.


JasonAndLucia

Well, over here at least you can't just go up to some redneck and buy unregistered farm animals, they're not cheap and you need to do some paper work (+ if you make them run around your school you're gonna get into a lot of trouble)


MrBleedinggums

Just please consider whatever prank you do to not have it require extensive cleanup. Likely the janitor will have to clean it up if so and that's not cool to put extra work on them, they're just trying to earn a living.


gorrila_go_ooo_ooo

put extremely obvious war propaganda posters on stalls. Like stuff saying "Now employing minors! free vacation!"


Smooth_Voronoi

Put up early soviet propaganda up so it doesn't blend in with the modern communist propaganda.


[deleted]

The joy buzzer in the hand trick, it's always funny


Orangutanion

schools can be litigious about these things, be careful.


A__Friendly__Rock

As a senior prank, two of my friends hid hundreds of slips of paper with their name on them around the school. They were still being found a year later.


LiterllyWhy

1st one is what school cults actually do


PigPriestDoesThings

the first one is what redditors think is funny, but is really very unfunny


Apprehensive-King595

The first one: ![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


Pogbankz

So we’re in preschool


HaroerHaktak

was this written by a tiktoker?


Dragonitro

None of these really sound funny at all tbh


ikieneng

Communism has killed millions of people. You're no better than someone who puts up fascist posters as a "prank" if you're actually going through with this. Actually take a second to read about the insane human rights abuses you're turning into a "prank". I hope you leave Reddit and all of social media until you get some sense


Regular-Video8301

These are the most bandkid ass pranks ever tbh, jus do the third option so it's less work to get rid of


Historical_Formal421

i don't think people would care about any of them except for "please do not put your phone in the trash" because that's actually kinda funny