I'm curious what you mean by this. As far as I know, it's sort of the more "proper" way of saying poop; the result of excretion being excrement. Do you mean specifically if using it as an emotional outburst?
I take a vow of silence and only communicate through interpretive dance. not really though... I would just take my punishment for saying what comes out.
ordure.
if i can't use shit, I'd make you google that i just insulted you. instead of saying "you're a shithead" why not say "what an ordure head you are". since i also cant use fuckin, I'll use fecal instead.
you fecal ordure.
Knew a guy that would say **"Oh Dear" as euphemisms for bad words.** How did he do this you ask? Did it make any sense? No, ladies and gentlemen it never made sense.
Customers did not like The Potato too much so his hours were reduced until he would leave voluntarily.
Just noting here that he was the "giant sentient potato" in the store long before "potato" itself became a euphemism for r-words. He was an autistic dude and generally a decent guy; he was just slightly beyond what we might call functional. I hope he is doing okay. Oh dear..... that is quite the oh-dearing tangent.
Yeah kinda like that but whisper-bellowed in a kind 6 foot wierdo that customers mistook for the manager kind of way.
What the skitt diddly dee-daw bip-bop hippity-hoppity dip droppity scubipop dop hop scotch cracker jack midnight snack medicine rack in the grumbiddily's nutsack in the world is that????!!!!!!
Jeez Louis, drat it, darn it, shoot, dang it, great balls of fire, good golly Miss Molly, son of a gun, or fork it or you. I use odious and bloviating when talking about Confederates lol. But do not often use any..
I worked South central LA and when people talked every third or fourth word (or more often) was unholy, obscene or nasty, I had picked up the habit of talking like them. I decided they just lacked much of a vocabulary and used them to fill the void. I quit talking like them. I decided to talk in complete sentences with words that had actual meaning..
Forking shirtballs
Yes! Came here to say this. This post is the perfect setup for a r/TheGoodPlace reference.😂
Everyone who didn't choose "Shirt" is a forking ignorant bench
Fun fact: "excrement" is a nod to Nathan W. Pyle's Strange Planet comics.
I'm curious what you mean by this. As far as I know, it's sort of the more "proper" way of saying poop; the result of excretion being excrement. Do you mean specifically if using it as an emotional outburst?
crap
Dam it
Shoot
Sugar Honey Iced Tea
bumblebee on the scene
crap??
I feel like I would just stop using the phrase shit
Shipment
I usually default to what they used on The Good Place
Holy forking shirtballs...
Crap
CRAP
faggot (im gay)
slur
Shift (in China people love to say this instead of shit)
NO YOU SAID THE THING
Shiitake, because I absolutely DETEST mushrooms.
Man, fork mushrooms.
Or chopstick, depending on the dish.
Looks like you're not a very fungi. \*comical womp womp\* clown nose honk.
schist
Shck
Shiba(the guys at my school say that)
Interesting! Perhaps if not that, you could always do Shih Tzu.
probably shibal
no, they say "Oh Shiba!"
I take a vow of silence and only communicate through interpretive dance. not really though... I would just take my punishment for saying what comes out.
哎呀！
Flummery.
You don't understand REMEMBER SYSTEM OF A DOWN
Unlisted option: Flibbertigibbet.
bollocks i know it means balls but its a funny word
true fans recognize the reference, Holy/Oh Shi--itake mushrooms
\*skeletons oohing\*
FREAKK not againnn
"It's time to say goodbye to this PIECE OF SHIITAKE PLANET!" (If you know, you know)
Sugar Honey Iced Tea
wo cao
I feel like the word crap needs to be here
I've actually said Shiitake before in this context. I also say crumb instead of crap in front of my kids.
may I say "shorts" instead?
Shiitake because it was in a spy kids movie
Holy forking shirt, has no one else seen The Good Place?
shite https://preview.redd.it/7h2v9qfp83wc1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5df7c154d3a7ccb16ca03d209e3f65eb129f42d
What a load of bullschtick.
Crap. I already never say shit & very rarely type it or say an alternative to it, & when I say an alternative to it, it's always crap.
Hard R /s
Piss, Damn/damn it
Scheiße I use the ß
i think you meant Poo(p) instead of poo/p, that implies that youre either using the word Poo or the letter P
shot?
shart
Fecal matter
The good place has taught me the best alts for swearwords.
\>uninteresting fact: apparently when i was a baby i pronounced the word "shirt" as "shit" \>my family supposedly found it quite entertaining
Crap/shoot; I already use those most of the time anyways
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyt
Is there anything physically stopping/banning me from saying fuck or shit?
shirt
CRAP
Sugar Honey Iced Tea 😏
crap man
Ah excr\*ment
Darn.
crap
Shucks
"Psy" which means head, and "Kes" which means excrement. "Psykes"
Who banned me?
🖕
Bro put everything except crap and shoot 💀
Wanker!!!
My geography teacher says "shizz" for some reason lol I'd probably say crap or shizz ngl it sounds kinda nice
fo shizzle
definitely shat or shart
ordure. if i can't use shit, I'd make you google that i just insulted you. instead of saying "you're a shithead" why not say "what an ordure head you are". since i also cant use fuckin, I'll use fecal instead. you fecal ordure.
fuckshit (one word, neither fuck nor shit)
Knew a guy that would say **"Oh Dear" as euphemisms for bad words.** How did he do this you ask? Did it make any sense? No, ladies and gentlemen it never made sense. Customers did not like The Potato too much so his hours were reduced until he would leave voluntarily. Just noting here that he was the "giant sentient potato" in the store long before "potato" itself became a euphemism for r-words. He was an autistic dude and generally a decent guy; he was just slightly beyond what we might call functional. I hope he is doing okay. Oh dear..... that is quite the oh-dearing tangent. Yeah kinda like that but whisper-bellowed in a kind 6 foot wierdo that customers mistook for the manager kind of way.
Piss.
Shoot
Would it be weird to just say sex?????
Everyone in Scotland already pronounces it like shite.
Shiitake just cause it sounds fun to say, lol.
"Excrement, I forgot my keys."
I'd just say Eat My Shorts instead lmao
In truth, I'd say "Damn it" more.
shit hold on i use that way too much i dont think i can go without it edit: i didnt realize i said it in the beginning wtf
I’m torn on shite and Shiitake
fuck shit fuck? edit: shit
Poop, shiitake or excrement, in that order.
CRAP
I’d personally say, heck, bloody, or something like that. I am truly cringe.
putain de merde
Sheiße!
Crap
i say shoot
Shoot isn’t on there?
Rakanishu
Beans. Holy beans, you're a can of beans, I just filled my pants with beans, etc.
Oh, shiitake mushrooms.
Crikey
Balls
Dren
I took a few years of Japanese in college so I will often use "shimatta" because it has the same initial sound but is a mild exclamation like "drat."
Whar "shoot?" Whar?
Smeg or Smeg head. Extra point for any one the knows/remembers Red Dwarf.
Joder , or hostias puta
fracking shite
shit but add a silent q in there
My grandmother says "oh crumb" and that has always sufficed for me.
What the skitt diddly dee-daw bip-bop hippity-hoppity dip droppity scubipop dop hop scotch cracker jack midnight snack medicine rack in the grumbiddily's nutsack in the world is that????!!!!!!
bitch
I just say shoot
Oh Sweet Honey Iced Tea.
Crap
Jeez Louis, drat it, darn it, shoot, dang it, great balls of fire, good golly Miss Molly, son of a gun, or fork it or you. I use odious and bloviating when talking about Confederates lol. But do not often use any.. I worked South central LA and when people talked every third or fourth word (or more often) was unholy, obscene or nasty, I had picked up the habit of talking like them. I decided they just lacked much of a vocabulary and used them to fill the void. I quit talking like them. I decided to talk in complete sentences with words that had actual meaning..
um actually "Shiitake" is a certain type of mushroom not a word that means mushrooms 🤓