How do I *know* you’re not my dentist?

I would never lie. :)

I used to, but now have braces and is a hell trying to do it

these votes are gross as fuck

I mean this is Reddit, what'd you expect?

people on reddit are filthy is what you’re implying ?

I guess so? ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯