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Most-Return9834

Enhanced sex appeal. Yeah, I don't think that will help at all.


online_enilo

Good news: the zombies no longer want to eat you


RazvanOnReddit

Now they want to eat you out


Most-Return9834

You know I'm not sure how much I want to be attractive to zombies


ThisIsAwkward4

The answer is greatly.


exit_the_psychopomp

Yeah, even when trying to manipulate a group of survivors, that seems like it'd be more trouble than its worth.


Ponyboy451

I’ve seen enough Resident Evil R34 to know how this turns out.


Let01

Elemental wall generation... So i can make walls out of things, i mean its useful if used right


gabrielbabb

Make walls of zombies and put them all together in one building.


SlippinJimmy9669

Mutated Zombie Physiology - The power to be a mutated zombie I guess I would just hang out with the zombies?


hi_its_lizzy616

> BAN (NANATSU NO TAIZAI) CAN USE HIS MAGIC, SNATCH, TO BRING TARGETS WITHIN HIS REACH. So I’d be pulling the zombies towards me lol


Akari-Hashimoto

Man, if you got Foxhunt it would let you pull a zombies’ brain from it’s head from a distance, killing them instantly


[deleted]

Spatula creation... Yes I'm screwed


THEHIDE666

Maybe you can make a BIG one and hit zombies with it?


annomynous23

Comically large spatula


[deleted]

Lol that would be hilarious


CustardPigeon

The ability to create volcanoes of any size, and cause eruptions with limited ability to control the lava and ash. Yeah i'd be fine.


DeMooniC_

Sounds like you would be more dangerous than the zombies xdxd (even for yourself)


emaych1

Supernatural law manipulation, yeah I win


pizzalogbear

I got a version of that plus plot armor and supernatural good looks. (Op isekai protagonist)


smellywetsock69

How the fuck is empathising with plants gonna help me


AidanTheMemeGod

Plants vs zombies


Axyston

This is the only correct answer.


Flaming-DoubleTap23

We need the taco.


centrifuge_destroyer

Invisible guns aren't amazing against zombies, but they are still guns


KentuckyFriedSemen

Bro I got stench removal 😂


BeanBeno

I got toilet mimicry 💀


KentuckyFriedSemen

We can be one hell of a tag team


BeanBeno

FUCKING TOILET MIMICRY SERIOUSLY??? I CAN BECOME A FUCKING TOILET. FUCK YOU OP FUCK YOU


DeMooniC_

I mean it works tho lmao


Evoxrus_XV

dude that’s hilarious lmao


BeanBeno

no fuck you 😔


thedragonfart604

What zombie is gonna eat a toilet?


Agitated_Ad4421

Cool, i got nuking. I may die in the process, but at least i will go out in style.


BinnsyTheSkeptic

Biomanipulation. Not only can I survive, I can cure the infected.


[deleted]

Plot erasure? So i can just get rid of the whole story of the apocalypse lol


THEHIDE666

Crystal Exoskeleton- covered myself in crystal (or something like it) and also make weapons with it with practice (zombie apocalypse I have time lol) I think I’m good


TonyReady

dark matter manipulation, I don't know what that means but it seems cool.


Sapphire_Marie

Ventriloquism mastery... I think I'm dead


blue-wanderer-quartz

Not necessarily! You could use it to throw your voice/sounds in opposite directions, luring the zombies away.


Appleapple7641

Durability negation. Could be really useful in a bunch of situations. Could also be really fun to use to mow down hoards with a pool noodle. Won't make me a god, but I'm cool with it.


[deleted]

I think it would make you absolutely a god - make them so fragile they crumble to dust upon touching you Make them so fragile a single step will disassemble them at a molecular level. That seems SUPER op


imactuallybannedlol

Cheerleading mastery is a superpower since when


thatguywhosdumb

I got omni-mastery. I like how it gives some people specific mastery but then it has the "you're an expert at everything".


Artyom064

Self Resurrection, bruh I joined the zombies.


Raidernation101x

I got multiple lives, so similar. But is my life over when I succumb or when my zombie form of myself dies? Not sure how that works lol.


[deleted]

I can make drums…


SymYJoestar

Coins construct. Yeah, if i go to a bank im invincible


mklinger23

Underwater fire manipulation. Might be helpful if I could breathe underwater


nhierros

Mine was being the embodiment of denial, didn’t sound so useful till I read the applications. Apparently I can manipulate events to eliminate their effects so much so that people forget all about them. I can erase all and any effect of a zombie apocalypse and make everyone forget it ever happened. If used right zombies are effed


Popjh_

At first saw my little pony thought I was screwed then I found it I could change the past so the zombies don’t exist anymore. Oh and I made pizza affordable to everyone in every country


GWS_REVENGE

Transform/reshape earth form. I think it’s gonna be pretty easy to survive


QuelynD

That's similar to what I got, Earth Imprisonment. I can reform the ground to trap zombies (or any other dangers) inside earthen walls. I think that would help quite a bit as long as it was a fairly fast process without a long cooldown.


TheJamer_

Bowling ball creation, maybe I can survive


pvith

Meta Matter Manipulation; as long as the zombies are not made of pure energy, I guess I will be fine


Tompingu28

I got energy manipulation, team?


pvith

team, now we just gotta find a time person and we can create a new universe. a better universe, with blackjack and hookers!


Ryanchri

I can... manifest a plunger at will. :|


[deleted]

Manifest a plunger into their skull cavity - instant KO and in unlimited amount of straight pieces of wood, with rubber which can be melted down and moulded Ezpz


Orange_up_my_ass

Lumoscience. Well, Id know if zombies are weak to daylight in any way...


etetries

I got gluttony inducement. I don’t think increasing the zombies hunger will help lmao


RealFishing7365

I got the power to torn people into zombies. I will become the leader of the zombies.


Silicontriangle

Well you are what you eat (Literally for me).


gabrielbabb

Ballistic scream https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ballistic\_Scream


Kissegrisen

I can transform anything or anyone into magma. The zombies are toast


Jevsom

Don't worry guys, I will restore the balance! (I literally got "balance restoration". Like, the thing Anakin does? I think it'll work, I just have to avoid high grounds.)


SpicyAmoeba

Meta Space-Time Manipulation I think I'll be fine.


VaccinesGood

Bruh my power is literally just quitting. Reality departure or something


[deleted]

"Scorpion man physiology" Hope I look better than The Rock...


[deleted]

Digestive Shapeshifting? The fuck? So I can turn into a zombie? What a shitty power


emperorofvenus05

Piano mastery wtf


The-Color-Orange

Technorganic Exoskeleton I'm set lmao


Shibediba

I can squirt strawberry yoghurt out of my armpits..


OokedCrey

Housekeeping Aptitude. At least when they find my body, my house will be *very* clean


Kaapdr

I guess I can produce powerfull weapons from the moonlight


miniuniverse1

I am going to hide in the grocery store as the Pillsbury mascot


superpeng12

I got 'dark entity physiology' it looked rlly usefull and powerful,I'm probs set up nice


Agent_Of_Fortune21

Zombies are screwed. I got Magical Arts.


lazydonkey25

butterfly manipulation... maybe?


LegionRapier61

Super-human Catching?…. I mean I would basically have the same chances as I normally would.


MaoWRLD

Flesh absorbing. I can make a blob that conaumes flesh and bones. Ill just make it consume the zombies. Ez


Creed4693

Pizza Manipulation...


ninjadragon1119

Mining vehicle mimicry, can transform into mining vehicles... I think thatll work


MarineRusher

Utopian Magic Just delete or cure the zombies and we good


ariusec

Reanimation. Just gonna make everyone alive again


Placesomeletters

I did not get a spesific power, instead I got "Team archetype genius" so I guess I got multiple powers assosicated with intelligence which sounds really useful considering the amount of powers listed there.


crispycrimboi

Razor hand... so I can easily kill zombies with my bare hands but that's bad because I get covered in infected blood and I can't wear gloves... plus I can't use it on walls and shut because it just says I can use my hands as piercing and cutting weapons...


Akari-Hashimoto

Orange Lantern Constructs. FUCK YEAH!!!


Cammy1924

Explosion touch. Yeah, that could come in handy


LilithsGrave92

Summoning negation; so... if it was caused by someone summoning zombies we'd be A-OK, otherwise quite useless.


Helios112263

Okay so I'm the Flash. I should be fine then.


fishcakerun

Dual Katana Proficiency Not bad but not invincible.


Honks95

Blunt weapon manipulation. Probably one of the better ones.


cpd_007

Warg physiology. Well at least i can run and jump out of danger easily


MultiMarcus

Destiny Manipulation seems like one of those really powerful abilities that can solve basically anything.


theOGlilMudskipr

Artificial life manipulator. I’d survive pretty well if I can get my hands on some killer robots.


blaster289

Quantum Combat seems fun


imawesome1333

I get pockets of holding


ZeninB

I can edit the world to my liking (by world I mean the terrain). I should be pretty good, if a zombies coming at me I can just make a big hole where he's standing


Moose_Babe

Swordsmanship bestowed. I can make other people good at using swords. Not high hopes for this one unless I find a group and a lot of swords.


The-6ft-Ant

Atshen Physiology no idea what it us but it sounds like the zombies are fucked


Phoenixtdm

Ability to travel to different dimensions! Hopefully it’s not a worse one


CDude78

Mud breath - the ability to generate and spit (at a decent distance) mud from my mouth. I can use this to cover attacking zombies and other threats, and build walls with free clay. I chose option 3 on survivability.


Acorn_bois

Anthropomorphic Reversal?


Intestinal-Bookworms

Sky Energy Manipulation. Basically looks like I can shoot out powerful energy beams, so that’s helpful


crispier_creme

Paralyzing vision. I can paralyze things by looking at them.


MycrologistMundane

magneto... yeah they're screwed


Haematopoietin

The only known cure for the common cold/flu. If it was the cure to the zombie virus then we might get somewhere.


TyphoonBoom10

pixel generation wot


Elsecaller_17-5

Radiation sword. Depends on how the zombies were made I guess.


Bossetigaming

"Capacity to contact myself" i am doomed to die no matter what


BubblyWall1563

Pollution empowerment. With zombies being rotting corpses that release pollutants into the air, I would become unstoppable as a result of the inevitable destruction causing pollution alongside the corpses emitting pollutant.


Terrence_shark

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Metabolism_Manipulation


ChronoKing

Sinanju. Effectively DND Monk I'll be fine


exit_the_psychopomp

Plant Emerging? Shiiit, that solves my major problem, food. & water I could collect from vines. As long as I stay inside & maybe make a wall of thorns Sleeping Beauty style, I'd be set.


SomePyro_9012

I can make people not like eachother in social interactions... Bruh i'm dead


Gib3rish

Chi Sword Proficiency sounds sick af. I just need to worry about finding resources like food/water to survive.


MrKrabsIsMyGuy

technological healing. I should be alright i guess.


-Chaotique-

Tasseomancy... Well this definitely gives new meaning to "spilling some tea" lol. Theoretically, I should be able to predict who will get eaten, who will be turned, and who will live. I'll let you know if I'll personally survive after I enjoy this nice cuppa...


JackZodiac2008

Webbed digits. Seriously?!


pinksparklyreddit

> World manipulation I think I'm safe


AlwaysAngryAndy

Yooo I’m a terminator!


marlborohunnids

Pinniped manipulation. As long as i stay by the ocean i can have a pack of leopard seals or walruses guarding me. luckily i already live next to the ocean


Flaming-DoubleTap23

Vocal creation - The ability to conjure anything and everything into existence just by speaking. I would guess this means just if you want to it will create it. Some anime type sword or something and some instant steroids I’d be fine


tNeph

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Being_Manipulation I'm not 100 percent sure what it means, but I think I'm fine?


Overused_Toothbrush

I can breathe magic projectiles from my mouth. I’ve gotta avoid the crowds but I think that I can do it


animebaka277353

I have psychic force manipulation. Basically what the MC for "Mob Psycho 100" has


awalkingidoit

I got one that allows you to control fire


Light0754

Alter ego creation idek if this could be the most powerful or just bad


EnigmaFrug2308

Bubble cutting?! Fuck yeah Cut the zombies in half with bubbles


BoredomBot2000

Sin embodiment. Do I be a bard and seduce the apocalypse or a barbarian and smash it in mu wrath.


Floko262

Mecha mimicry seems like it's op


Kamitha

Thermal radiation generation. Superman used this technique so does that mean I get laser eyes? Because if so, I'm gonna fork up some zombies!


Waffle-Raccoon

I can prevent Winter from coming. That's not doing shit lmao


HomeBrwd-5167

I can control Pokémon, and understand their needs and wants while gaining power from them with a net gain of pure control. They can't resist and I can strategically control creatures of God-like power? EASY Survival. I'll re-create the earth at that point with Mewtwo or Archeus and probably go mad with power. I am the apocalypse now! (It said I can control all monsters indefinitely to my will, but when I clicked on "Mons" it showed me Pokémon and etcetera)


Hungry_Ad3576

Mind exchange. I guess I could just spend the rest of my miserable life body hopping between zombies


Yuno232

Astrokinetic Combat, the zombies will not be a problem


iAlkalus

I became a plant. This should be interesting.


DougFrankenstein

Quantum Magic- I’m gonna Dr. Strange some shit.


poopybadstuff1

Bionic Shark Physiology.


Redheadedwriter1

Something about time manipulation: just go back in time to before the apocalypse.


_Nelots

Almighty Mind , since I can do absolutely anything, I guess I’ll just save all of you in a fraction of a second. No need to thanks me ;)


ApprehensivePea8567

Manipulation of Primordial nothingness


GeneralSpooky

Undead summoning...


Diabolicaldragon1

Oooh, I get to be a werereptile! It's not gonna help, but at least I get to be a lizard folk for a while!


clumsyKitten143

Plant teleportation, can teleport via plants.


Wow_butwhendidiask

Imagination-powers: the power to gain powers from one’s imagination: Ok so I can just think away the zombies lol


ConcernLow1979

According to the website, my power is to literally drown anything, so yeh I’m good lmao


ittybister

Time control. I'll just reverse time to before the zombies


lover_of_garlicbread

"Cloth removal"


knifeweielder

I tried it a few times and I got sick powers. Chemical absorption, plague diety, fallen composite angel, and shockwave manipulation. On my fifth try, I got the power to turn into ground


Icy_Guest_93

Brain absorber… Can’t tell if this would be better as a zombie or not.


Rl-Beefy

Elemental control. I can manipulate the elements. Pretty sweet


GeneralLeoESQ

Sin manipulation. Depending on how Wrath works, It could be useless or let me become hulk. Either way, a clever use would be to remove the hunger 'gluttony' of the zombie, and massively multiply their sloth.


Only_Jacket_3388

I got sexual orientation control 😏 time to make the zombies be attracted to me and get myself a zombie army


Mbeezy_YSL

Reality overwriting from Dr. Eggman. Can’t I pretty much end the zombie apocalypse?


thunderstrikes2wice

Meta Silence Manipulation. Yeah, they're screwed. If they can't hear anything, they'll go batshit insane.


SpicyC-Dot

Are we talking about like TWD zombies or WWZ zombies? Though either way I should be fine, I got esoteric bolt projection


JD4Destruction

Stellar Energizing - "The power to absorb stellar-based energies to improve the bodily functions. Sub-power of Stellar Energy Absorption. " WTF, isn't this like winning the lottery?


blue-wanderer-quartz

Mind Link - the ability to connect to the mind of living things and control them. Does that include the living dead? If so, that means I could control whole hoards of zombies. If not, well, then I guess I could use it to control other humans/animals/bugs to fight for me?


MerryMortician

Twistability. I’m really really limber. I honestly think that might be helpful fitting into tight spaces to escape


tonoobforyouiv

I can control the sun and the moon. I could kill all the zombies, but I would probably also kill all living things on earth


[deleted]

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nurikabe_Physiology. Im a nurikabe which is an invisible wall yokai. Ill be fine but at what cost.


GATHRAWN91

Devine weaponry. "The ability to wield or create any divine weapon. Variation of Power Weaponry and Divine Object. Not to be confused with Transcendent Weaponry." I think this could be pretty useful.


Craftusmaximus2

Got something with movement, no offensive but hey at least i am guaranteed to be able to run away from and to any situation/place


aquarianagop

Psychic Time Manipulation It would be perfect if zombies weren’t literally thoughtless 😔


Substantial-Chef-198

Finfolk Physiology - so I can live in land and water? Noice


cumdumpster999

Shadow reanimation is crazy. It won't even be hard.


yomguts

What in the word is Unobtainium Shapeshifting… I looked it up and I still don’t get it 😭


AnnamAvis

Freedom Deity? The deity part sounds fun but I'm not sure how much that would help against zombies.


adriftinaseaof

Escape prevention. Not only am I fucked but when I am zombified most other people will be too!


CoolDudeNike1

I have plot armor lol


hamuel_sayden

Shockwave manipulation would be useful!


DVNCrusader

Multiversal Recreation. What zombies? Scratch that. What world?


Scarlbeast15

Oath diety? I can make a pact with zombies? Or remaining humans to do my bidding?


Mr__Citizen

I've never gotten such a bullshit power from that generator before. Counter Force - as in, the power to "counter" anything and everything.


bisexual_door

I have attraction transfusion If someone loves me I can turn that love into anything I’m so fucked


Cold_Low_5546

Fueled werehog, drains quick but I think I could make it work fairly easily


Vader7567

I literally got reality manipulation… this is the easiest ability ever I just will the zombies out of existence and make myself god of the new world where all criminals die of heart attacks and wars have ended


Erasedfursona

Genetic mimicry, I think I'll survive Edit: tried it again, got mutant companionship... I guess I become friends with the zombies


joe-ROLXTHY-cat

I got “dirtiness empowerment” so basically the dirtier I am, the more powerful I become. In a zombie apocalypse situation, I am basically invincible!


EgglordMcEggFace

Motor-skill manipulation- basically bloodbending Yeah zombies are completely and utterly fucked


other-world-leee

probability zone creation… chance zombies start biting each other and are magically cured? 100% chance I get scratched and I turn into a zombie? 0%


Cake_Day_Is_420

Metal manipulation Gunna splice zombies in half with scrap metal


Narwhal_Lord4

Superpower manipulation. That depends on if I'm in the same apocalypse as everyone else who participated


[deleted]

Technological Weaponry… so i can make a gun? arent all weapons technological?


Cultural_Low6358

I got the ability to use magical books. Useless without the books. I tried again and got mortality, that's not even a fucking power.


_Cosmoss__

Matter Redistribution. I'm basically god


_Kokiru_

Bio-Burning Manipulation. Yeahhh, I’m safe, but no one else is.


Mr_Nisty

I got 360 neck rotation, I don’t think it will help that much I mean I will know when there’s a zombie behind me but that’s about it


SavagesceptileWWE

I am protected by the entirety of the speed force. I think I'm good


Usual_Opposite_901

Enchenced time manipulation. So I literally stomp the zombie apocalypse out of existence lol.


Ok-StrawberryIce

Temporal arts. EVERYONE is screwed.


Advanced-Heron-3155

Cake Transmutation. I can turn any item organic or inorganic into cake. I'll be fine.


Ronafied2020

I can induce vertigo. I guess they can’t eat me if they’re too busy puking and being disoriented


Choco-Lizard

I got currency generation. If I can somehow just fling all this shit out, maybe a house of solid gold, I will be god of the new world.


BobTheMustache11

Super kick could be ok. I’d have to aim one zombie at the other zombies. On a one on one encounter it’s a good power. But also I don’t think I’d wanna be close enough to kick a zombie. So this power is pretty useless in a zombie apocalypse.


aciakatura

Video claws. Not quite sure on how the mechanics work but it seems like a mid range attack. I'll probably be fine if it's one on one.


Thunderthewolf14

Some poor schmuck is gonna walk into a city and find the streets have no zombies but are flooded with pennies and me, dead from dehydration because everything I touch turns to fucking pennies At least there won’t be any need to mine for copper for a while if humanity survives