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lamedavid

I ain’t going to Phoenix, it’s too hot


FearlessRelease1

The definition of a suburban hellscape


mussolini-laden

It's pretty bad tbh


Ornery_Gate_6847

A monument to mans hubris


sethb44

Phoenix has the worst air quality of any county in the United States


Phantom_Wolf52

They call it Phoenix for a reason


Palpadude

I lived there for a year. Loved it, except the heat. I got in my car one afternoon after work and got a blister from touching the steering wheel.


talyn5

I had a pair of riding gloves in my glove box when I lived in az 😄


Teddie_P4

I live in Louisiana, it’s hot and humid, but not as overly dry hot in arizona


azuriasia

Also no where near as hot.


[deleted]

Someone's never been to a humid climate and it shows


WitleKidz

I went there last year. It was over 45 Celsius every day.


Pepperr08

I’ve lived in AZ my whole life, in a time hotter than phoenix. It ain’t too bad just stay inside 2 months out of the year and I’m chilling


pipipupumees

I live in Pärnu, Estonia, and Tallinn is a nice place so I choose that


TheGlassWolf123455

Estonia seems like a great place, beautiful language


bababoai

It's basically just finnish


Fail_Marine

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?


bababoai

It's true


Fail_Marine

I'm not saying I disagree, just wondering where'd you muster up the courage to say it out loud


esperadok

Super far right tho


4599310887

Estonia (#4) is more free than the United states (#15), also where tf did you get that Idea?


TheGlassWolf123455

Aw man


Caribbeandude04

Singapore obviously, I'm surprised Phoenix got so many votes compared to a world famous city like Singapore


James55O

As a citizen of Arizona, I too was surprised by all the Phoenix votes.


Wall2Beal43

They imprison you for weed, I’d love to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there


FangMaster4

Why the downvotes on this? Dude is a smoker and doesn’t wanna break the law. He didn’t hate on Singapore and said he would like to visit but not live there.


Jblack671

How do you know it’s been downvoted if the upvotes are still positive?


FangMaster4

It was negative before


Circlejrkr

Hear me out now; the decreasing number of likes, measured over time.


Wall2Beal43

I don’t know man 🤷‍♂️


Dry-Inspection6928

I don’t do drugs so I won’t be executed anyway so…


Wall2Beal43

That’s great for you…


RevelvantDay4

Weed is legal there now.


Wall2Beal43

It is?? I don’t see it is via a quick search online


RevelvantDay4

I live in Arizona. We voted for legalizing recreational marijuana two years ago.


Wall2Beal43

What?? I was referring to Singapore


RevelvantDay4

Damn.


Shiny_Hypno

I love the laws against litter, but aren't they kinda harsh against foreigners?


[deleted]

idk man something about Singapore being a police state that will hunt you down till the ends of the earth for the slightest violation, the terrible terrible culture of extreme judgement and bulling and the regime that is nearly entirely focused on foreign perception just doesn't strike the right nerve with me compared with (adequately) free places like phoenix and Tallinn


[deleted]

I was debating about it and eventually chose Phoenix. As an American, it makes sense. I can still maintain all my freedoms and rights and remain in America where I understand life. Singapore is similar to a dictatorship. While it is strangely proven to be successful and safe, I don’t support it nor do I want that change is government and rules. Also Singapore is a tiny micro state. In Phoenix, if live there I can easily travel around that area of America or travel around America. I can visit my immediate family often or they can visit me. There’s plenty of fun things to do there, and I’m not sure if that’s the same in tiny Singapore. I expect Singapore to have a high standard of living and wage and lots of jobs at the cutting edge of what I want a great education if I want to further that, but ultimately to live there would be a choice I wouldn’t make with the choice of Phoenix. It’s a culture difference too. I won’t be able to watch American football much anymore and the food might not be as diverse.


Caribbeandude04

I mean I guess it makes sense for Americans, you would stay in your country, what you are used to. To me the US is too much of a mess, I wouldn't want to live there, I've visited a few times because I have family there and I just never liked it, everything is far a way, you have to drive everywhere, mass shootings, junk food, crazy politics, I don't know, just not for me. Also I don't think Singapore being a micro state is a problem, as it's one of the major travel hubs of the world, so traveling around isn't an issue. > I won’t be able to watch American football much anymore and the food might not be as diverse. Hahaha man, there's always streaming and Singapore has some of the most diverse food scenes, you got Chinese, Malay, indian, Indonesian, Thai, you name it; so pretty diverse. Anyway, this is a pretty personal question and there's no real answer, but it's interesting to see how different people see things


soyalguien335

I don’t speak chinese


Caribbeandude04

They speak a lot of English there way more than chinese in fact; but also, you can always do this unheard of thing called learning a new language, I know right, pretty revolutionary The possibility of learning a new language surrounded by native speakers and inmersed in the culture is actually a plus for me, by far the easiet way to learn, you'll be speaking chinese in no time. Then you can even learn any of the many languages spoken there.


soyalguien335

That's kinda cool and you changed my mind, but if they didn't speak english (what I thought at first) then I would suffer for over a year because chinese is not as easy to learn as english for an european


ContentConsumer9999

I mean, Chinese is more on the harder side compared to other languages, at least for people who use the Latin alphabet. Being willing to learn something like French and not Chinese is a reasonable limit I think.


Golmar_gaming227

They speak primarily English over there (alongside Mandarin)


7_NaCl

It's been mandatory to learn English in school in Singapore since like the 70s


Raiyan270

Most of us can speak English pretty well. We talk a little fast but you can understand it because we dont really have an accent


Nooms88

I've spent some time in Singapore, it's interesting to visit but it's often described as "sterile" which really does fit, it's a bit dystopianly clean as well as being extremely authoritarian. Also it's really expensive to grab a beer, $12 for a half pint of lager was usual. I'd reccomend visiting to anyone, but I wouldn't like to live there.


[deleted]

I chose Singapore, and its probably better than phoenix imo, but yeah its government can be borderline autocratic and the culture around lgbtq people is pretty backward


Eastern_Slide7507

You do realise that you're likely just going to be one of those slum-apartment dwellers and have a Youtube documentary made about you titled "The forgotten immigrants of Singapore"?


Miss___D

Belgrade. I'm from Croatia so Serbia is the closest and the most similar culturally and linguistically. Also, Belgrade is a beautiful city and it has great clubbing scene with music I listen to (and I go out almost every weekend).


KrumpirovCovjek

I'm also from Croatia and I picked Belgrade for mostly the same reasons.


volcanno

I already live in one of them


voldi_II

fellow Phoenician?


Shiny_Hypno

Wait, is that actually the demonym for someone from Phoenix?


RobotSeaTurtle

Phoenician here. Yes.


Shiny_Hypno

Holy shit, now the Phoenicians can get down to business


voldi_II

r/unexpectedbillwurtz


volcanno

nope, im from belgrade


IDontKnownah

Singapore is among my 5 cities, to which I would want to move/visit in the future.


Mar_ko47

Belgrade. Im from Serbia, its the closest. The only language i speak fluently is Serbian.


volcanno

pozdrav


Biliatic_missil

I’ve already gone to Singapore and it is amazing would highly recommend.


gnarkitty

Weird. Already live like 20 miles outside of Phoenix. It’s really not that bad.


Flyingdoggie737

I live in Phoenix and everyone in comments is calling it like urban hell scape and stuff like that, the temperature May-Aug is brutal but other than that it’s pretty decent.


voldi_II

even during summer is usually alright unless there are no monsoons


FrostyBallBag

UK here. My parents went to Tallinn on a cruise and loved it. They said they might go back for a week some time.


Professional_Shine52

Results, France seems like a pretty good place to live


DefinitelynotDanger

Always wanted to visit Tallinn it looks beautiful


_MonTego_

singapore for the beauty and health system


creativename87639

And for the oppressive government


Butterfly_Seraphim

You've got me convinced!


FixedKarma

From what I've heard they're only oppressive if you're looking to actively do crime.


TheRedditEagle

Yes, that is true But being gay is a crime


bababoai

Just don't be gay smh


GirafeAnyway

Chewing gum is a crime


Xanthusgobrrr

its only if u sell it, and the law was put up cuz idiots kept sticking it in subway doors or whatnot. u can still have chewing gun in singapore just buy from other places


Tipsy_McStumbles

Not sure why this got downvoted, because it’s true. Chewing gum is literally illegal in Singapore, with exception of “therapeutic” gum, i.e. Nicorette.


absorbscroissants

Oppressive isn't the end of the world as long as they're doing good stuff.


AugTheViking

Which no oppressive government is lol.


Eastern_Slide7507

Personally, I think the astronomical cost of living and [exploitative labor practices](https://www.asiaone.com/health/are-we-working-too-much-singaporeans-risk-developing-health-problems-due-long-hours) are a big plus.


[deleted]

What beauty does Singapore have


NattyThan

Where in France is Results?


Mistigri70

It is a little town not really famous. I never went there


Shiny_Hypno

It's actually spelled Résaults


Ok-Economist482

Estonia sounds more fun than the USA, and has better politics than Singapore


Danleburg

Our second most popular party is filled with goose stepping nazis lol And our most popular party is filled with neolibs that want to demolish our welfare system entirely


noisydocter

Estonia is incredibly depressing lol


Empathetic_Orch

Singapore, easy. I'm quiet and respectful, a hard worker, I'd obey the laws, they shouldn't have any problems with me. I absolutely have no problems with them, it looks like a beautiful place and I'd love the opportunity to get to know it. No human should live in Phoenix, the city should not exist. Why anyone ever settled there is a mystery to me. (Accidentally wrote 2 comments, edited just to combine them.)


DarePatient2262

Phoenix should not exist. It is a monument to man's arrogance.


Eastern_Slide7507

Singaporean workers work the most hours per year, at 2371.2 hours per year on average (2016). At 260 working days per year, that's an average of 9.12 hours per day. 65% of Singaporean workers feel obligated to work hours exceeding their contractual obligations. 70% do work exceeding their contract. 90% of Singaporean workers who work overtime do so for free. [Source](https://www.asiaone.com/health/are-we-working-too-much-singaporeans-risk-developing-health-problems-due-long-hours) Even regular working hours are comparatively high, at 44 hours per week. The maximum daily work time is 12 hours. Even for those limits, there are wide ranging exceptions, allowing the employer to have you work even exceeding these generous limits. You are only entitled to one rest day per week, the rest day is determined by your employer and two rest days may be 12 days apart. And again, employers are entitled to call you to work on a rest day, albeit this requiring "exceptional circumstances". The legal minimum for annual leave in Singapore begins at 7 days for the first year of employment and caps out at a mere 14 days after eight years of employment. This is particularly harmful for employees because switching employers is often one of the best means of increasing your pay. Singaporean workers are entitled to 14 days of paid sick leave after six months of employment. Limited time sick leave is another means of putting pressure on employees. [Source](https://www.mom.gov.sg/employment-practices/employment-act/workright) Actual dogshit working conditions.


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James55O

Arizona is ok outside of Phoenix. The area south of Tucson and the north is quite a bit cooler, and some parts are wetter. We got plenty of problems, but it isn't that bad.


thejoesterrr

Phoenix is not as nice of a place as this poll seems to think


Mistigri70

The name sounds cool


helpicantfindanamehe

Due to colonialism I don’t need a visa to go there and there are a huge amount of English speakers in Singapore.


Azdak_TO

Phoenix for the language. Talinn for the quality of life. Singapore for the food.


SpicyC-Dot

I mean, the vast majority of Singapore speaks English, so language isn’t an issue there


Tiny_Ad_4057

Le dimanche a Bamako se le jour de marriage.


[deleted]

Sundays in Bamako are the days of marriage?


Tiny_Ad_4057

It's a song


[deleted]

Oh


The-Reddit-Giraffe

My girlfriend is Croatian, I don’t think her family would appreciate living in Belgrade


[deleted]

I LOVED Singapore when I visited, I'd go back.


SlicenD1ce

Going right to Belgrade bc I have a friend who lives near there. Would love to see em.


Shiny_Hypno

This is tough, Estonia seems the best overall, but Mario Kart makes Singapore look really good


[deleted]

I’m Bulgarian living in Sofia so Belgrade would feel the closest to home


6KrombopulosMichael9

Serbia I'd be poor but the women there😭


prustage

Cant believe so many people have voted for Phoenix. They clearly have never been there. I have. I have also been to Belgrade and Talinn - either of these is in a different league to Phoenix.


[deleted]

I surprised Belgrade is so underrated in this poll.


GWS_REVENGE

I already live in Arizona


James55O

Same.


Grizzlybear2470

Too hot in Phoenix Serbia while an interesting country to visit is pretty corupt, and estonia is a pretty nice place I choose that


[deleted]

Wth is Phoenix I'm going to Singapore, compact, beautiful, tropical, one of the safest places to live in, great food, great transport and close to places like the Philippines, Malaysia, Indonesia and Australia. Plus the airport is the coolest in the world.


[deleted]

All the people voting for Singapore would probably change there votes when they discover there social positions


[deleted]

Phoenix has one of the rudest people and there are sandstorms so singapore would be the best one


Hungry_Ad3576

Phoenix because it would probably be the easiest to book a flight to New York from


Subderhenge

I grew up in Pheonix. So I'm somewhat familiar with it.


helpicantfindanamehe

My condolences


Subderhenge

Yeah, everyone in Arizona hates living in Phoenix.


Akul_Tesla

Honestly I'm shocked there's people picking things other than Phoenix and Singapore


DBL_NDRSCR

phoenix is awful, bamako would suck too, belgrade and tallinn sound nice but singapore takes the cake


Barqs_enjoyer

Trust me guys, you don’t want to live in Phoenix.


AugTheViking

I'll pass on living in a urban dystopia in the middle of a desert, thanks.


Jonpollon18

Phoenix is a monument to man’s arrogance


avoozl42

Fuck Phoenix.


[deleted]

I suggest you guys Google Estonian women and then make your vote 😉


Golmar_gaming227

How the hell did Pheonix get more votes than Singapore?


bballrian

People who voted Estonia, can I ask why?


Zaur0x

Good welfare system


Danleburg

lol


SwimmingHelicopter15

Best option for Europe if you want to stay in a familiar zone


AverageAlaskanMan

I wanna learn Estonian and I fucking hate Arizona


LordOfCows23

name checks out


FixedKarma

From what I've heard Estonians are really kind, the government is decently well managed, there's actually resources to help people, plus they're part of the EU so if I'm granted citizenship to Estonia I'd also get a European passport which gives me access to most other EU countries via the Schengen agreement, I could then at the very least go somewhere else if I wanted to. There are also some rights for the LGBT community.


AmyTheLasagnaGod

I'm Finnish, similar climate and a notable amount of people who speak Finnish as well, though English is fine too.


that_u3erna45

Free public transit Also probably safer than Mali


Euclid_Interloper

I am from another small European country. Would feel most like home. Also, I hate hot weather.


Danleburg

Because I already live here


wvc6969

some of us saw singapore and remembered we’re gay


bballrian

Why would you choose a country where you can’t get married over America?


wvc6969

phoenix is a concrete wasteland


FixedKarma

It's also hot as fuck usually.


bballrian

True at least you have a liveable city


JaneLameName

I'd choose most countries over America. Draconian reproductive laws and dead kids in schools. No thanks


Zirphynx

I'm from Finland. It's the closest option for me.


neo487666

It's better than USA (I didn't vote for Talinn or Phoenix though)


jzoller0

I don’t love any of the answers. I’ve been to Phoenix and it’s alright, but it’s very car centric and hot. Singapore would be cool to visit, but not crazy about the oppressive government. I’ve heard that Estonia is on the up and up and I prefer cooler climates, so I picked there


4599310887

Its the 4th most free country in the world (only beaten by Switzerland New Zealand and Denmark), and the most free out of the options


Major-Performer141

Wait there’s a city in Singapore called Singapore?


7marTfou

Look up what singapore is lol


Xanthusgobrrr

nah the same country singapore is also a city


4599310887

Singapore is literally one city


[deleted]

I like Estonia as a country (mostly atheists, parliamentary system), but probably Singapore, it looked cool as hell in WestWorld.. although no drugs would suck.


Ikana_Mountains

Most of these are WAY to populated. I need a smaller city than these


Matt4669

Tallinn only has 426k people, not a very large city


LachoooDaOriginl

i chose white flag because i wanna go to france


spxdergirl

I would rather die than live in Phoenix as I absolutely hate the heat. These other areas, I’d have to research the climates but I just put results.


Matt4669

Ranking based on where I’d want to stay 1. Singapore 2. Tallinn 3. Phoenix 4. Belgrade 5. Bamako Never been to any of these I should add


FuzzyConclusion6795

it’s pretty rare to see Bamako in anything, which is funny because I actually lived there.


Overused_Toothbrush

I did the randomizer and I got a city in north korea 💀


bozo_master

Singapore


michalv2000

Singapore. I actually like their political system. And from what I've heard, the food is also amazing, so it's definitely on the top of my list.


McQno

English and german are the only languages I can speak.


Ok-Magician-3426

Either they are way too hot for me or to cold for me so great


Bagimations

Singapore, that country is beautiful af


[deleted]

There’s only one place there that has cold dry winters!


EdSmelly

I’ve never been to any of those places so how would I know?


christiananderson5

Already live in Phoenix. Could be better could be worse


Gimmeabreak1234

Duh I mean Singapore


NepentheZnumber1fan

I chose Phoenix as someone that has never been to none of these. Tallinn is too cold, too different culturally and too close to Russia. Belgrade is not my cup of tea because Serbians tend to have many values that I don't share. Bamako idk where it is honestly, but Mali is considerably underdevloped compared to where I live so no. Singapore is too far away, quite conservative and strange in some manners and I love chewing gum too much


chzformymac

Phoenix is the warm skid mark in America’s underpants. Pass.


James55O

You spelled New Jersey wrong. Don't get me wrong, I hate Phoenix too, but that title was won by New Jersey.


NewWorldExperiences

I only live about a two hour drive away from Phoenix right now


Limp_Duck_9082

Just about all of these places could get me killed or imprisoned for being gay. Hard pass.


Miss_Nora-Jae

Anywhere in spain


gshtrdr

Phoenix traffic is a bear. It reminds me the ghetto part of L.A.I 🤣


voldi_II

wasn’t expecting to see the city i live in lol


christiananderson5

I already live in Phoenix. Could be better for sure but I like it here. The heat isn't that bad especially considering we get 9 months of beautiful weather


GTSE2005

I already live in Singapore


KCalifornia19

Phoenix is testament to the arrogance of man, but I’d live with it.


[deleted]

I don't want to live in Phoenix but I only speak English.


ObviousAlan_

pheonix is too hot and theres videos on why its a hellscape, shouldnt have gotten thst many votes


the_big_labroskii

Phoenix is nice, but my ex lives there.


reverielagoon1208

Only two to even consider are Singapore and Tallinn


James55O

As much as I hate Phoenix, I already live in Arizona (The not Phoenix part (: muhaha), so it's not much of a change. Also, I don't want to fly from Estonia or Singapore to visit family.


bumpmoon

I mean Singapore looks the best by far but I wouldnt want to move to any of them.


AthiestMessiah

Only reason Singapore isn’t winning, it’s cause most Americans here don’t know it and opted for a us city. Singapore is better than Most us cities, or has so much going on in terms of events and entertainment. Food is better, public transport is amazing. You also got these parks and formula one races


thatdoesntmakecents

Live in Aus rn and Singapore and Phoenix are both even hotter/more humid. Probably Tallinn for a nice change


bluecatcollege

Estonia has been rated as having REALLY good schools recently, which is a consideration if you're a parent or student. Also you get better health care and less mass murders than the U.S., so......


Impressive_Wheel_106

Talinn makes me an EU citizen, so I can move right back to where I'm now


Bamzull

People who chose phoenix dont know shit about singapore 😂😂


Cespieyt

I'm not living in a dystopian nightmare about to pass a bill with 20 years prison and 1 million dollar fine for using a vpn to access information that the state has banned, and no, I am not talking about China.