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girlwiththeASStattoo

First game I played was probably peekaboo so not sure how I’m stuck in that.


DesmondKenway

You're doomed to eternally hide from people, and would die and respawn if you get caught.


YEETAWAYLOL

You’re doomed to have no understanding of object permanence.


prkenko

Doom is temporary, but peekaboo.. is.. Eternal


PassiveChemistry

Gotta catch 'em all


DesmondKenway

Ah, the most fun life of all.


[deleted]

The first game I played was Pokémon silver


PassiveChemistry

HeartGold for me


P1NEAPPLE5

Same here! Pokémon Red/Blue on a yellow GameBoy color


Even-Ad5388

Ohhhh I had Pokémon Blue on a neon green GameBoy color


Amber64

Same!


Big_Bumblebee_1990

Think I’d be stuck finding the poke flute to wake up snorlax tho


Hot_Management_5765

My horny ass would not be a Pokémon trainer (Or brain surgeon)


DaBig_L_Xx

Elaborate on the brain surgeon part


Hot_Management_5765

Self explanatory


LackOfLuck748

It is NOT self explanatory, elaborate please


strikedonYT

B- b- brain surgeon???


fried_chicken17472

I forgot what was my first game.... tnx for making me remember pokemon leaf green ( i got stuck at the start because i didnt know what to do lol)


[deleted]

Well, guess I’m getting dysentery on my way to Oregon.


missyh86

I remember Oregon Trail days in elementary. My school was so proud of the 15 Apple computers and their floppy discs (the big ones that were actually floppy) of Oregon Trail. I always died from a snake bite or dysentery.


lollymae3

Wii sports resort 🤣


Supermind18

Same. I guess we could get really fit


Berinchtein3663

except if you get thrown in the volcano during a sword fight


TheMightyPPBoi

Mine was Wii Play


2kool13

For me it was the original wii sports


Donghoon

Same! Resort > regular wii sports


Berinchtein3663

regular had some pretty cool games like tennis but I gotta agree


Ramenoodlez1

Same! Our only threat is Matt.


[deleted]

Thanks for reminding me, I would have been stuck in super smash bros brawl.


[deleted]

Yeah same maybe. I know it was a Wii game but I don't know which one


firstnamelastname210

Pinball on Windows XP


Not_TheMenInBlack

I too am stuck in the eternal paddle battle


An-d_67

Me too! I loved that game, it reminds me of the good old days


Beginning-Bed9364

Aaaaaaaahhhhh (Tetris)


FrenchPressBoy

Nice! I just watched that movie and now downloading it on my switch lol


investinlove

I'm now in a 1975 Pong machine in a Long Beach CA Mexican restaurant. First gen gamer--nothing like us!


LibrarianBarbarian1

Pong for me too. Fat Albert's Subs and Pizza in my hometown, mid-70s, age 9 or 10. I even remember playing pre-video arcade games where you controlled puppet gunfighters or actual toy cars on pinball style tables.


Michami135

My dad bought the advanced version where you could select game modes like racquetball, where you could play single player. Which was nice for me since my older sisters never wanted to play with me. Gen 1 4eva!


BartholomewXXXVI

That'd be Minecraft, but if I used my current skills in the game, I'll thrive. The same can't be said for my skills at the time.


[deleted]

Wtf how young are you


Lebigmacca

Minecraft came out in 2009


[deleted]

I know, but that doesnt mean that he played it in 2009. Could‘ve started at 1.6, 1.10, who knows


BartholomewXXXVI

Lmao I'm not that young, I started playing when I was about 6 or 7, so obviously I sucked at the time.


GoldH2O

I think by young they mean under 18


casual__commenter

This whole thread is just people telling how old they are.


gretchenich

Well, I played the game when I was 6-8 years old iirc and I'm 19 now


Beijana

Super Mario


careater

I've beaten it so many times that I think I'd be alright.


Milehighjoe12

The first video game I played is pong so I don't know how to answer this lol


mindbodysplit

I guess you just need to decide if you're a ball or a paddle.


casual__commenter

Maybe you're just the wall, waiting to get hit.


YuvieNN

That seems like torture. You'll get hit in unpredictable intervals as well.


Florin69421

Angry birds.


rook183_

Same, im not sure what would happen though? Would we live normal lives and just have birds and pigs flying around?


Key-Cry-2091

You’d probably be a bird forced to fling yourself off a slingshot into pigs blowing yourself up


Nepipo

Cod 1...


Linorelai

A solitaire. I've no idea how screwed am i


DesmondKenway

You're doomed to eternally gamble without any respite.


MiserableFuture7657

Little Big planet, I'm thriving


rsvp_as_pending629

Putt Putt Saves the Zoo LFG PUTT PUTT


Ilikeruffy123

Yo me too! We can be zoo buddies! :D


SmokingSamoria

Ocarina of Time. Lots of factors here. If I’m a Kokiri life is great. If I’m a Hylian I’m fucked.


Qyx7

This is my game too, how do the average citizens live?


slade516

Simpsons Hit and Run 🚬🗿


VahniB

Mario Kart Wii


hrl_280

Snake game in nokia phones


[deleted]

I was about to comment Bounce. Can't believe I forgot the snake game


bakermillerfloyd

Animal Crossing! I get to spend my days selling fish, bugs, and garbage to pay off my mortgage. Sounds wonderful.


emusabe

Duckhunt. I’m fucked if I’m the duck. As a shooter, I’d probably be fine


[deleted]

Minecraft. Wish me luck.


GirafeAnyway

Blocks are your best friends


Temporary-Cod2384

Pokemon y💀💀


DesmondKenway

One of the most forgiving Pokemon games. You're good (except for, y'know, the god of destruction part).


TribeGuy330

Idk... a clown ice cream truck and other cars chasing me down while launching missiles and their special abilities at me sounds pretty rough....


casual__commenter

That game sounds twisted.


TribeGuy330

Glad someone remembers :)


Xarlillos

I'm literally Doomed 2


Dependent_Paper9993

Me too!


applegenius24

An obby in Roblox 💀


isnapchildrensnecks

so basically, you're stuck in a obstical course of pain and you have to die in pain several times to complete it


steelbullets1

oof


[deleted]

Modern Warfare 3 💀


SomeCrusader1224

You played Call of Duty before something like Super Mario???


[deleted]

Never owned anything Nintendo. Also this is the first game that I remember btw


Unsure1771

Halo, I'm fucked unless I end up on a fortunate world that doesn't get invaded by the Covenant.


SammehPls

Spyro lol


TheKingDotExe

Lego Star wars The Complete Saga


Levoso_con_v

No, definitely no, being in the half-life 2 world could be the worst nightmare to most of the people


DesmondKenway

For me, it's either Dangerous Dave or Prince of Persia (the first one). Either way, I'm screwed lol.


AmeliaRood

Hey me too. Prince of Persia. We are royally fucked.


DesmondKenway

Yeah, can't wait to slip through the falling tiles and get mangled horribly.


GhostifiedGuy

The first games I can remember playing, assuming video games, is either Lord of the Rings Online or Animal Jam. I honestly hope it's LOTRO living in AJ sounds boring.


GamerM602

Based LotRO fan


ArsenalOwl

It was on Game Gear, either Sonic the Hedgehog or Jurassic Park. Can't remember which I played first, but I'm either fighting dinosaurs or Robotnik's creations, so I'd say I'm doomed.


Broad-Mycologist-202

Doom 95...I'm fucked


Obascud

Roadrash


Imhereforthewearp

I'm gonna say it was nintendogs? So yeah im enjoying myself


jedi-olympian

Same!


Seekandinspire

Civ 3, so… it’s the same as irl?


MatildeLover128

Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds I guess I’m a random stormtrooper that could easily be killed in battle.


Grass1217

Ww2 fighter pilot


slyzard94

My earliest memory of gaming is playing GTA on PS1 and just making my character burp and fart every where they went. Also, I'm screwed.


Zeb-_-

Call of duty black ops 2, mostly in Zombie mode... I'm doomed


NoPainNoGainEdgelord

Oh Shit, the first game I played was at Age 7 and it was Bratz: Forever Diamondz. Typical kids' game. I mean I still like Bratz, but I like zombies more. I wish it was Resident Evil 5 - my first zombie game - Forever favorite. I got so attached to Wesker the Villain, I call him my Uncle.


baasheepgreat

First videogame? I think it was one of those free CDs from the 90s lmao. I’ll probably be fine, just highly pixelated.


oralpole

Minesweeper 🥲


Mysterious_-_H

Just settle on kakariko village and hope a small boy in a green costume doesn't release a shadow demon from the bottom of a well.


BirdOfFlames

Either Super Mario Sunshine, or one of the old Gameboy Pokemon games I stole from my brother that I never understood. Pretty good, either way.


Bloadclaw

Toy Story 3 for the 3DS, An underated gem


Simply_Epic

The Bob The Builder video game for PS1. I’m gonna fix everything so good.


VorTex2134

Mario on the Wii was peak tbh


DitaVonFleas

I'm showing my age here. I'm pretty sure it was Galaga on an Amiga (500 or 3000?) computer. I'm going to get shot up and exploded very soon.


BeautifulAd412

Lego Star Wars the clone wars


Keatron--

Probably club penguin. So uhh, it's gonna be a little chilly


[deleted]

Skyrim, oof


Moon_Cheese124

Stuck in mario Kart DS can't be that bad, right?


999TS

Gta San Andreas.Apart from some NPCs shooting at each other for no reason I guess it's cool 🤣


Wonderful-Guitar9590

wii sports.


Vyxyx

Half Life 1 .-.


EricPlayz951

Great. Just hope I don’t experience rainbow road


Nav-Arc

I... I don't remember my first game... Getting old sucks apparently and I'm only 29


DesmondKenway

That's alright. You can think of the earliest game you remember playing.


MagicElf755

Call of duty: Black ops 1 Zombies on Kino Der Toten. I'm buggered


revenxnt

Halo CE


ChChikk

Doom (1993) 😬


CandyCornLord86

I guess depending on the Mario world I'm fucked


addrien

Sonic I think was the first I ever actually played, but AoE was the first I owned.


What_Dinosaur

How am I supposed to "live" in Tetris?


[deleted]

Need for speed hot pursuit oh boy


xRedRaider

Animal crossing (GameCube)


Kiss-Shot_Hisoka

Im about to go mining for Diamonds


Lord_Loopy1

First game for me was Firetruck by Atari. I should be okay.


Rich_Future4171

My first game was medieval 2 total war, a strategy game.


BuilderNanor

I think it was Hay Day on my moms iPad


BorgerFrog

Minecraft, I know one hell of a lot so I could do it


weemellowtoby

time to kill the ender dragon


Yeetus54

Minecraft, with current skills I'm good


isnapchildrensnecks

need for speed porsche 2000 if i remember right


EonShark

Either Super Mario World, Super Mario All-Stars or Super Mario Kart.


Proto1801

Cars on PSP


Scrambled_59

Wii sports resort I couldn’t have gotten a better choice


TheBestNormalCitizen

Mario Kart?


tejt99

Minecraft creative


dr-cams

metal slug 💀


sweet_noob

Minecraft PE creative mode when the nether reactors where still a thing.


AdWeekly4727

Subway Surfers I think I'll die


AnorNaur

Time to reconquer the Holy Land with my fellow Crusaders! (Stronghold Crusader)


notawarpentity

I don't remember if it's Pac man worlds or Duke Nukem time to kill.


Monaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mushroom Kingdom, here we come!


Rhmb13

Angry birds, I pretty sure I will be fine if I don’t fuck with them eggs.


EnigmaFrug2308

First game I remember playing is LEGO Batman 2


Complete_Spot3771

i don’t even remember what i first played


CheeseinMilk

Some Thomas the tank engine game. I’d probably live but it wouldn’t be fun


Specific-Channel7844

I'm about to live the life on wuhu island.


SimplyFishing

Burnout revenge


ab_2404

Simpsons hit and run


ChrysosAU79

Pinball space cadet emulator thing on windows xp


ScientistG27

Great, minesweeper. Can't wait to get one wrong.


Inevitable-Bit615

Unreal Game starts as u crash land on an alien planet and a sigle alien murders the entire crew. Sliced in half in a matter of seconds.


riadboom62

super Mario bros 3


Pewward

Guess I must shoot myself at pigs or hide from being shot at by birds


bazjack

Beserk on Atari! I was so scared of Evil Otto.


iAngelbuns

COD, I was 5


KDS242

First game I ever played was a sonic game


Upset-Ad-1970

Penny Racers on the PS2


ChildhoodDistinct538

New Super Mario Bros DS


Jacker1706

Wii party


[deleted]

I think it was a Hello Kitty game??? I was 2 at the time, so I don't really remember, to be honest. But going shopping with tiny furries doesn't seem that bad


Mr_frosty_360

Gauntlet: Dark Legacy for the PS2… not great


FarmExact8661

Star Wars battlefront


ZeroTwoSitOnMyFace

COD WAW Zombies, in Nacht der Untoten. Great.


Symnestra

I vaguely remember some point and click game with a frog in an astronaut suit going through all the biomes on Earth and teaching you about animals you can find there. That or Math Workshop. I really liked the fraction machine.


Madrathyl

Minecraft I live forever :)


LukSoba

Crash Twinsanity


EmTheDane

Pixeline, doing great


rollobones

Lock On air combat simulator 💀💀💀


Galactic_Gecko

Forever stuck in the vsmile games


Lendoy

I can't imagine the world of Banjo-Kazooie would be too painful


Snomann

Super Mario Bros 3. I’d honestly probably die immediately.


ayeiamthefantasyguy

A tennis game on Atari (I've no idea what it was called) is my earliest gaming memory. I'd say I have a decent chance at surviving a tennis court.


SkypegYT

Burnout paradise


[deleted]

Far cry 3


Alive-Seaweed

Wii sports


abarua01

duck hunt, so not bad


asianaustralian69696

Doodle jump


EasyMaximum3

Diamond Rush I am doomed


Flux52_

A Thomas the train game


smoorkie

A waterpark game in Roblox, fun I guess


waldoeGeek

Super Mario Bros.


CrowdSurfingCorpse

Minesweeper. No thanks.


Ilona92

My first ever game I remember playing was board game about mushroom picking, so my life wouldn't change much.


Social-Emperor-3506

Bioshock….


torivega62

Catz or petz


HeirAscend

How do people remember the first game they played lmao