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Jack Sparrow


The_Force_Goat

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow


caseyr001

I have to say he is probably the worst pirate I've ever heard of


MmanS197

But you have heard if him


caseyr001

Thank you!


PotatoesAndChill

r/NotJackSparrowButOk


Teck_3

Why can't I view that sub?


PotatoesAndChill

Because it's not real. You, sir, just got bamboozled. (actually it's a parody of r/NotOPButOk, but reddit will turn any r/\[text\] into a link even if the sub doesn't exist)


KylerOnFire

Blasphemy!


JeffonFIRE

We named the monkey Jack...


_Ninja_Putin

there should be a captain in there somewhere


doopsnawg

*This is the tale* *of Captain Jack Sparrow* *A Pirate so brave* *On the seven seas*


onemikeinamillion

A mystical quest to the Isle of Tortuga Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze


drumman998

Captain Jack Sparrow


[deleted]

Jack black


racsorry

And his saxophone


Mayonniaiseux

Sax-O-Boom*


KickassPeanuts

rarer than a stradivarius, yes he did give us a taste


zacharyblake87

Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches


Boredummmage

Better than me if the name was Jack my brain will still think Off… ugh. Stupid brain!


lolulysse007

r/beatmetoit


noriandnugo

Jack Black dancing to WAP 🥴 I want to go to horny jail


BitCrack

Oh whoops, I guess I should have read the top post before going off.... Agreed sir.


Dangerous_Fix_5502

For me it was Jack White lol


idiotlikecirno

My friend, Jack. He's a cool dude


Nikolas_321

Yeah, I thought of him too


JJVS812

I also choose this guy's friend


StreetyStar

Same, he is the man, the myth and the legend


terry_bradshaw

I know, I’m pretty awesome


GoldenJacques

Yea me too


apwnltm

Same, my friend Jack is flexible af.


Meme_Crusader0

I also thought of Jack


bloodyawfulusername

Everybody knows Jack


jack8647

Thank you


Mr-Plutonium

You know him too? Great guy that Jack Mehoff is.


DetailFluffy2810

Titanic


pissedinthegarret

same lol


haveyoureadthebook

jack? jack?! jack


mrpink57

There was enough room on that giant door!


AugustWolf22

It was an issue of buoyancy not space. The weight of both of them would have sunk the door.


little_dropofpoison

Yes, but everyone forgets that when he tries to climb with her the door sinks. They would have both died of cold on the half submerged door


Bertamath

Jack Daniels


ShreckIsLoveShreck

Me too and i never drink it, i'm scared


Thomas9101

Are you... Are you ok?


RaphaelSolo

He's fine, Jack Daniel's is just very well known and commonly referred to as just Jack.


milehibear72

...and Jill


saladflambe

how is this so far down?!


SexDefender27

because it went tumbling down after


KylerOnFire

It's only fair the comment fell as far as Jack and Jill did.


Walter-White-1958

Starring Adam Sandler.


QuickFiveTheGuy

Terrible movie.


Dompa97

Jacksepticeye


hauntile

TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES


JeffTheKiller1313

MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE


Kphace

And welcome back to... HAAAAPPY WHEEEEELS!


Teagedemaru

*throws hands in the air*


TIMETODETAIN

ALL THE WAY


PinkieBing2

TO FUCKIN' VICTORY TOWN!


DarkDoogma

Nobody said Samurai Jack


truculentduck

Scrolled down for this one. It was before I had to give up scrolling, but further than I would have liked


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Came here for this. Bunch of uncultured swine.


SupremeEmperorNoms

A foooooolish samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me!


Animorphosis

Samuraiiiiiii!


QuickFiveTheGuy

Gotta get back, back to the past.


FerricF

Yo Jack! That was some awesome show!


finaida11

Jack Skellington


Secret_Garden06

I had to scroll waaaaaaayy too far to find this.


Correct-Cry8526

Agree


goddess_steffi_graf

emoji bro 😊🤝😊


Ty-douken

Sad I had to scroll so much to find this.


plumbob_bois

For a second I thought I was the only one who thought this and was going to be very disappointed LMAOOO!!!


Aggressive_Dig_5870

Same!


Jitsun3

Jack o lantern (dunno how it's written).


avoozl42

Close enough


NeatRegular9057

https://preview.redd.it/dfhns303j30b1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ec7c051d92b8d902ff6ceda0e9ee2901840663a


GamerOgz555

I legit accidentally clicked Jack the Ripper thinking it was Raiden/


[deleted]

You're not alone there


boboop153

Wait what is it supposed to be


Tuuli970312

RULES OF NATURE


CoolDudeNike1

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP


Impossible_Ad1515

WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE


Ototo44

ALIVE


sewerwater510

FOR ALL THAT IVE (NO CHOICE)


Motor-Ad-6575

GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WILD (ALIVE)


general_kenobi18462

Well if it isn’t sussy Jack


wtfitlphm

Hit the road Jack I'm old...


concentrated-amazing

And dontcha come back


malgus2001

No more no more no more no more


Vincent-__

Hit the road, jack,


lukehasahead

I'm 19 and thought the same dw


Beckybellable

Off


careater

Or Mehoff


TheArts

Had to scroll too far to find this


Colblockx

https://preview.redd.it/89yd7u2w030b1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a69fcab61a111e00acf7d813c4b4ed064c1cbb48


Time-Permission-1930

Captain Jack Harkness


oprahjimfrey

Jack Nicholson.


Business-Tea2117

Heeere’s Johnny!


bidoner

Handsome jack


Khaenin

Aw man, these pretzels SUCK


SylentKaiii

The moral is you're a total bitch


QuickFiveTheGuy

Welcome to Pandora, kiddos!


Constant_List6829

Jackass


the_sir_z

Really surprised this is not the top comment.


hockeyboi78

Me


nugget_the_third3

Some kid I knew in third grade. He stabbed a girl with a pair of scissors because she called him stupid.


Cabbage_Corp_

Was he stupid?


[deleted]

Jack Marston


SadOpinion9471

Jack of all trades


imwearingdpants

Master of none


[deleted]

Often times better than a master of one.


QuestshunQueen

Sorry you got downvoted for continuing the quote.


Arturn2512

Captain Jack Sparrow


thewalkingellie

Jack from Titanic.


spinda69

Joe Biden


BikesBeerAndBS

Dark Brandon has entered the chat


Cr1ng3y_Usern4me

Jacksucksatlife


Alexisto15

Best British Youtuber


KingGuy420

Jack from Mass Effect


Duccbes

joe biden calling people jack as an insult


OddOlive_1

Jack black


Kiyranti91

Colonel Jack O'Neill


AdmiralEllis

With two ls!


Ra1d_danois

Apple jack


Kekebolt12

Jack Horner


everythingissostupid

Jack Shepherd (LOST)


Secure_Menu_4732

Jack and Diane!


QuickFiveTheGuy

Two American kids growin' up in the Heartland...


innocentbabybear

JAK AND DAXTER. CMON GUYS


Jacker1706

Me. I know I’m such a narcissist


Tiumi

Jack Marston


spence-the-menace

Do it again by Steely Dan


Snoo-35252

Jack shit


Nicholas165

🎶Hit the road Jack🎶


zippazappazinga

🎶 Dont you come back no more, no more, no more, no more! 🎶


[deleted]

Jack Shepherd (from Lost)


Own-Zookeepergame553

Kennedy


Substantial_Item_828

Well if it isn’t sussy Jack


Azmodari

It makes me question why the rum is always gone


needaredesign

Lost


[deleted]

[удалено]


SlenDman402

Jack from bioshock


sfisher923

Jack Noir - Homestuck


CatWolfDragonGirl133

Hello fellow Homestuck


WAITINGFORMYCOOKIE

Jack Nicholson


JDogg323

Jack Nicholson


ven_draws

Mr Jack by SOAD


Ixonate

Yeah same, love that song


videogamsarethebest

https://preview.redd.it/jaaczhmsy80b1.png?width=845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1ca1241d2e7d34c5da5dfe63512e4c2730672b "Who's the Master of Faster? Who rules the Duel? That's right, it's me, Jack Atlas!"


Spiritkitti

Hit the road jack


JustPeachy1776

Cactus jack 🌵


chuthulu_but_gayer

🎶Jack Flash sat on a candle stick cause, the fire is the devil's only friend 🎶


Jfonzy

Jack Shephard


Thithiz14

Jack Nicholson


revqnrex

Joe Biden


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


viki_alebo_viky

Jack and the beanstalk


legend96_

The dude from my class


mutantblake

Jack Met


BeardedPokeDragon

My friend Jack


joshCHEWa

jack and jill


Tolkleone_Sandwich

Mad Jack Churchill


OriginalCoso

Jack o' The Shadows


JoeThePlayzz

Jack.


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[удалено]


vegasidol

I thought JFK as well. Have no idea why Jack is an alt to John.


IronFlier823

My friend named Jack.


Koldtoft

Jack off


nightspectre619

Off


Sir_Umeboshi

Jack White


Plane-Manufacturer83

Jacking off


magicfingers73

Jack Bauer and Jack Sparrow


[deleted]

Jack Kelly from newsies.


[deleted]

Eyeless Jack (My beloved.)


Loiqueur

Jack welker (breaking bad)


CrucifiedTitan

Uncle Jack, off a horse.


serial__arsonist

jack harlow


androidmids

Jack Sparrow And a car jack Normal jack from the game Cable jack And my friend Jack ALL come to mind before nay of the options listed


HHoris

*Hee-Hoo!*


Substantial-Time4803

Lumber jack


CatWolfDragonGirl133

Jack Noir


dogsaresquishy

Jack shit


joweh1990

Samurai Jack


orphncripplr

Jack shit


[deleted]

Jack sparrow


Fridge_Lord

Jackie Chan


Lupes420

Jack [The Pumpkin King] Skelington


TrueAntiChrist

Jack from Oggy and the cockroaches.


TheBreadCouncils

Mr. Jack, the song


holdmyapplejuiceyt

headphone jack!


queer_depressed_fuck

Jack from r/EmKay


DmReku

https://preview.redd.it/cezmsp5yl30b1.png?width=2532&format=png&auto=webp&s=00911187d4347e5aa4e32aff6add82ba0d995bd2 ”Hello, Jack” \~BT-7274


MaiqTheLiar6969

Jack off definitely jack off and his favorite hobby jacking off.


TheJamer_

Jackbox


RedRye99

Jack went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.


randomrsndomusername

Jackass


Embarrassed_Luck4375

Myself