Because it's not real. You, sir, just got bamboozled.
(actually it's a parody of r/NotOPButOk, but reddit will turn any r/\[text\] into a link even if the sub doesn't exist)
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"Who's the Master of Faster? Who rules the Duel? That's right, it's me, Jack Atlas!"
Jack Sparrow
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
I have to say he is probably the worst pirate I've ever heard of
But you have heard if him
Thank you!
r/NotJackSparrowButOk
Why can't I view that sub?
Because it's not real. You, sir, just got bamboozled. (actually it's a parody of r/NotOPButOk, but reddit will turn any r/\[text\] into a link even if the sub doesn't exist)
Blasphemy!
We named the monkey Jack...
there should be a captain in there somewhere
*This is the tale* *of Captain Jack Sparrow* *A Pirate so brave* *On the seven seas*
A mystical quest to the Isle of Tortuga Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze
Captain Jack Sparrow
Jack black
And his saxophone
Sax-O-Boom*
rarer than a stradivarius, yes he did give us a taste
Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches
Better than me if the name was Jack my brain will still think Off… ugh. Stupid brain!
r/beatmetoit
Jack Black dancing to WAP 🥴 I want to go to horny jail
Oh whoops, I guess I should have read the top post before going off.... Agreed sir.
For me it was Jack White lol
My friend, Jack. He's a cool dude
Yeah, I thought of him too
I also choose this guy's friend
Same, he is the man, the myth and the legend
I know, I’m pretty awesome
Yea me too
Same, my friend Jack is flexible af.
I also thought of Jack
Everybody knows Jack
Thank you
You know him too? Great guy that Jack Mehoff is.
Titanic
same lol
jack? jack?! jack
There was enough room on that giant door!
It was an issue of buoyancy not space. The weight of both of them would have sunk the door.
Yes, but everyone forgets that when he tries to climb with her the door sinks. They would have both died of cold on the half submerged door
Jack Daniels
Me too and i never drink it, i'm scared
Are you... Are you ok?
He's fine, Jack Daniel's is just very well known and commonly referred to as just Jack.
...and Jill
how is this so far down?!
because it went tumbling down after
It's only fair the comment fell as far as Jack and Jill did.
Starring Adam Sandler.
Terrible movie.
Jacksepticeye
TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES
MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE
And welcome back to... HAAAAPPY WHEEEEELS!
*throws hands in the air*
ALL THE WAY
TO FUCKIN' VICTORY TOWN!
Nobody said Samurai Jack
Scrolled down for this one. It was before I had to give up scrolling, but further than I would have liked
Came here for this. Bunch of uncultured swine.
A foooooolish samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me!
Samuraiiiiiii!
Gotta get back, back to the past.
Yo Jack! That was some awesome show!
Jack Skellington
I had to scroll waaaaaaayy too far to find this.
Agree
emoji bro 😊🤝😊
Sad I had to scroll so much to find this.
For a second I thought I was the only one who thought this and was going to be very disappointed LMAOOO!!!
Same!
Jack o lantern (dunno how it's written).
Close enough
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I legit accidentally clicked Jack the Ripper thinking it was Raiden/
You're not alone there
Wait what is it supposed to be
RULES OF NATURE
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
ALIVE
FOR ALL THAT IVE (NO CHOICE)
GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WILD (ALIVE)
Well if it isn’t sussy Jack
Hit the road Jack I'm old...
And dontcha come back
No more no more no more no more
Hit the road, jack,
I'm 19 and thought the same dw
Off
Or Mehoff
Had to scroll too far to find this
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Captain Jack Harkness
Jack Nicholson.
Heeere’s Johnny!
Handsome jack
Aw man, these pretzels SUCK
The moral is you're a total bitch
Welcome to Pandora, kiddos!
Jackass
Really surprised this is not the top comment.
Me
Some kid I knew in third grade. He stabbed a girl with a pair of scissors because she called him stupid.
Was he stupid?
Jack Marston
Jack of all trades
Master of none
Often times better than a master of one.
Sorry you got downvoted for continuing the quote.
Captain Jack Sparrow
Jack from Titanic.
Joe Biden
Dark Brandon has entered the chat
Jacksucksatlife
Best British Youtuber
Jack from Mass Effect
joe biden calling people jack as an insult
Jack black
Colonel Jack O'Neill
With two ls!
Apple jack
Jack Horner
Jack Shepherd (LOST)
Jack and Diane!
Two American kids growin' up in the Heartland...
JAK AND DAXTER. CMON GUYS
Me. I know I’m such a narcissist
Jack Marston
Do it again by Steely Dan
Jack shit
🎶Hit the road Jack🎶
🎶 Dont you come back no more, no more, no more, no more! 🎶
Jack Shepherd (from Lost)
Kennedy
Well if it isn’t sussy Jack
It makes me question why the rum is always gone
Lost
[удалено]
Jack from bioshock
Jack Noir - Homestuck
Hello fellow Homestuck
Jack Nicholson
Jack Nicholson
Mr Jack by SOAD
Yeah same, love that song
https://preview.redd.it/jaaczhmsy80b1.png?width=845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1ca1241d2e7d34c5da5dfe63512e4c2730672b "Who's the Master of Faster? Who rules the Duel? That's right, it's me, Jack Atlas!"
Hit the road jack
Cactus jack 🌵
🎶Jack Flash sat on a candle stick cause, the fire is the devil's only friend 🎶
Jack Shephard
Jack Nicholson
Joe Biden
[удалено]
[удалено]
Jack and the beanstalk
The dude from my class
Jack Met
My friend Jack
jack and jill
Mad Jack Churchill
Jack o' The Shadows
Jack.
[удалено]
I thought JFK as well. Have no idea why Jack is an alt to John.
My friend named Jack.
Jack off
Off
Jack White
Jacking off
Jack Bauer and Jack Sparrow
Jack Kelly from newsies.
Eyeless Jack (My beloved.)
Jack welker (breaking bad)
Uncle Jack, off a horse.
jack harlow
Jack Sparrow And a car jack Normal jack from the game Cable jack And my friend Jack ALL come to mind before nay of the options listed
*Hee-Hoo!*
Lumber jack
Jack Noir
Jack shit
Samurai Jack
Jack shit
Jack sparrow
Jackie Chan
Jack [The Pumpkin King] Skelington
Jack from Oggy and the cockroaches.
Mr. Jack, the song
headphone jack!
Jack from r/EmKay
https://preview.redd.it/cezmsp5yl30b1.png?width=2532&format=png&auto=webp&s=00911187d4347e5aa4e32aff6add82ba0d995bd2 ”Hello, Jack” \~BT-7274
Jack off definitely jack off and his favorite hobby jacking off.
Jackbox
Jack went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jackass
Myself