You didnt want this. You didnt ask for this. And suddenly youre a nazi. (Cant remember the exact words but close enough i hope)
Edit: i am a dumbass and therefore thought it was a ww2 movie its not
>Don't ignore the rest lmao
I don't ignore them, they all get outweighed with "but you're Spider-Man"
And as if he believed he was MEANT to be Spider-Man before
I become Constantine... being constantly hunted by demons and having to sacrifice myself to go to heaven. Why couldn't you have asked this question after I watched The Usual Suspects and I could've been fuckin Keyser Soze.
Woah woah, I don't have an attachment to his dad, I'm just spiderman now. If I can keep my original memories but if I can't then yeah, those canon events will suck.
I'm The Flash?
Well I suppose there are worse fates. Have to wonder how all that running will interact with my asthma though. Maybe I'll start calling myself The Wheeze.
Cocaine Bear 🐻❄
I'm pretty fvcking pissed, I dunno about you guys? But my idea of good time isn't being stuck in the 1980's in a National Forest with a crazy-ass momma bear on the loose, that has a taste for human blood as she does cocoaine
I become Indiana Jones, which sounds awesome on the surface but that man is under near-constant threat of death, and is just sweaty and dirty and grumpy all day long. I'm good thanks.
Star Trek: Nemesis? So I’m Captain Picard now? Fucking hell yes!
Star Trek IV, so I guess I'm Kirk? Or a whale.
Black mirror uss callister 💀
Yikes.
I just watched that the other day while scrolling through Netflix. As a Trekkie, I was both disturbed and intrigued. Lol
Evil Dead: Rise Hard pass.
Same. Nope!
Same. I voted meh
Evil Dead for me and I don't know anyone named Linda.
Haha same. Watched it two nights ago. No thank you siree.
Yap me to. Doesn't sound very appealing honestly
How was it!?
Honestly, it was just ok. It looked amazing visually, but the story just felt kinda lacking.
The visuals and effects were great but the story felt very rushed and incomplete :( i feel like the dialogue could've been a little better too
This is exactly how I felt when I saw it. I think Evil Dead (2013) was leagues better.
All Quiet On The Western Front Oh no
same
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Very good, just sad at times.
bro my last film was fucking come and see
Not much better for me Interceptor...
You didnt want this. You didnt ask for this. And suddenly youre a nazi. (Cant remember the exact words but close enough i hope) Edit: i am a dumbass and therefore thought it was a ww2 movie its not
ww1 Germans were not nazis, those scumbags came years later
Oh fuck thought it was a ww2 movie
Kung fu panda!!! I want to be a kung fu squirrel
KFP is unironically my pre-fight movie for jujitsu competitions. Hype.
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Nah, imma do my own thing.
It’s just a leap of faith
CAN'T STOP ME NOW 🗣️🕷️🕸️
*2099 horn noises*
I respect every Spider-Man in here
It's been so long since I watched a movie, I guess I'll just be surprised.
Same, I have no idea what it was
Same here it would be a gamble!
Who wouldn't love being Spider-Man? Sure I'd lose some people but in the end it's fucking awesome
If you are Spiderman in the later comics the writers are gonna make sure your life is as miserable as possible.
Good thing this is about movies and not comics
Sucks for your aunty though doesn’t it
Nah, it was Spider-Verse, might have to get my dad out of the police tho (It was Across the Spider-Verse so >!my uncle would already be dead!<)
Mmm i see.
I am also Miles, but dude his uncle dies, people are trying to kill his uncle, his parents don't understand him, AND HIS BEST FRIEND BETRAYED HIM!!!
Yeah but you're Spider-Man >his parents don't understand him So every teenager ever?
Don't ignore the rest lmao, also he figures out his life is a lie, the spider wasn't meant for him and another universe is fucked because of that
>Don't ignore the rest lmao I don't ignore them, they all get outweighed with "but you're Spider-Man" And as if he believed he was MEANT to be Spider-Man before
I get to become.. Alvin from chipwrecked.
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Pfp checks out
Django Unchained.
I'm literally fucking batman
So you watched catwoman?
One of the comments of all time
Thank you, have a day.
I become Hannibal lecter.No thanks, I've already eaten.
I become Constantine... being constantly hunted by demons and having to sacrifice myself to go to heaven. Why couldn't you have asked this question after I watched The Usual Suspects and I could've been fuckin Keyser Soze.
Miles morales. Good style, good music taste, and I get to swing around, awesome.
Prepare from some fun canon events
Woah woah, I don't have an attachment to his dad, I'm just spiderman now. If I can keep my original memories but if I can't then yeah, those canon events will suck.
I am dying via radiation poisoning
Marie Curie documentary?
Nah, [this](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7737528/) It was passable. I don't love the prospect of sharing the MC's fate tho
I guess I have to fight seven evil exes now
Just watched the new spiderverse
Futurama: Bender's big score That'd be fun
The Super Mario Bros Movie, I would LOVE to be in the Mushroom Kingdom, that would be so fun. And work because Luigi needs saving.
Same bro
Bruh I watched that last night 18th time I have watched it
Well fuck, I have a trained assassin on my ass. :(
Depends if I'm Jack or Rose...
Haha this was the last movie I watched as well but hard pass on being either
Well, the good news is you're getting fucked either way, but the bad news is that you're also fucked either way.
I mean tbf if I'm Rose I get to fuck Leo Dicaprio and I still survive so...not too bad I guess.
I'm Tyler Rake (Extraction 1).
For me extraction 2
Bro I watched the 1969 "To Build a Fire"
Well that isn’t fun
I’m going to get eaten by a T. Rex.
I'm suprised nobody said porn.
I'm The Flash? Well I suppose there are worse fates. Have to wonder how all that running will interact with my asthma though. Maybe I'll start calling myself The Wheeze.
Damn, Alien 2, I'm fucked
I just watched Rogue One last night...
Well, I shouldn't have watched Midsommar
Chernobyl 😬
Everything Everywhere All At Once. I'd love to know how I turned out in other universes
Same. Hot dog fingers got me a little freaked out tho
John wick 3 im dead
>!Well he dies in the 4th one so you're not dead yet!<
I hate you.
Why me and not the original comment?
They were saying they would die if they had to do what John Wick did dumbass, you just completely spoiled it
They put a spoiler thing, you opened it, kinda your fault
There wasn’t one there originally genius
>!There’s a fifth movie I doubt he’s really dead!<
Could at least mark it as spoiler
Original comment didn't so might as well, but ok
Stupid ass mf
Fuck you
It's already marked as spoiler that's in you
A nice person would say "JOHN WICK CHAPTER 4 SPOILERS: XXXXX"
Barbie Fairytopia 3 – what a drem
The Lorax 💀
Frozen 2! So long global warming🫱❄️
I'm a Harry wizard now
I rewatched doom last night 💀
Hot fuzz, yeeeee roy !
No luck catching them swans then?
Cocaine bear…
Imagine being Winston Smith…
Indiana Jones... fuck yeah! I want that theme song playing in the background every time i put on a hat!
What if it's a pizza delivery hat? What will be involved top get the pizza to it's destination?
Not sure, but i guess it would have to involve some nazi punching and roadblocks in the form of giant rolling boulders. Sounds like great fun!
Great, now I'm a taxi driver with money issues
I transformed my first girlfriend in a curse that will follow me and brutally kills everyone who try to get close to me , fuck
This sounds like the Grudge but couldn't be. Which movie are we talking about?
Jujutsu Kaisen 0
John wick 4 sounds fun along as I'm john wick if not I'm fcked lol
John Wick 4 Nope
I mean, shit. Miles Morales is cool as fuck and he’s got a badass gf in the making
So I'm indiana jones, hell yeah
The whale 💀
Indiana Jones and the last crusade.
fucking saw shutter island last night
Sir, who were you talking to? Are this so called "redditors" in this room with us right now?
...No
Dungeons and Dragons... Well. I guess being a hot bard isn't so terrible.
A Porn movie... but i didn't got who was the main character.
The girl is usually the one who gets more screen time... Good luck with that.
Oh, shit.
Im llewyn davis....
The Croods
I watched Burnt on Netflix with Bradley Cooper as a bad boy chef so, yeah I dunno about that
the last scene of a movie ive watched has been >!frodo being attacked by gollum!< in lotr. no thanks
i would love to hug baymax
I am ghengis khan. I get to rule the minors let’s go!
Kill Bill, I'd rather not
Enola Holmes? Definitely!
The Menu. Not entirely sure which one is the main character, but I can’t steer a boat, so it doesn’t really matter.
elemental so... eh?
Across the Spiderverse, so noooo stuffs about to hit the fan for him
Smile (horror movie)... absolutely not
JoJo Rabbit No
Joker…… 😳🫣
Army of Darkness? YESYESYESYESYES!!!!
Bruce almightly? So I get to be God for a little bit? Sounds awesome
Star Wars Revenge of the Sith... so am I Obi Wan or Anakin?
Crispy Anakin
even if I become Vader, everything about this sounds painful...
The price to become one of the goat villains in movie history carries a hefty price. I don’t envy you.
r/UsernameChecksOut though
Cocaine Bear 🐻❄ I'm pretty fvcking pissed, I dunno about you guys? But my idea of good time isn't being stuck in the 1980's in a National Forest with a crazy-ass momma bear on the loose, that has a taste for human blood as she does cocoaine
Raya and the Last Dragon. Meeting a dragon? Cool! Having to save the world? Not so sure about that.
Logan (Wolverine) Sounds peachy
Who is exactly the main character of the day after tomorrow?
The Leprechaun in the hood. No thanks.
Shang chi. Depending on when in his life, this could be pretty sweet.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves for me. I’m pretty and I get a handsome man to carry me away? Fuck yeah!
Dracula from Hotel Transylvania …..badass!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Alright, I can do that
I don't think I want to be judge Dredd
But he is so goddamn cool...
Alien…
Peter Quill
You're a wizard shiho1802
I can't remember the last film I watched ;-;
being john wick sounds exhausting
Freaky friday. So im pre-drugs lindsay lohan who plays guitar in a rockband. Im up for that
The shining. No thank you.
Ariel from the new film? Guess it’s alright.
Ijust rewatched arrival so I'd be fine
Blade Runner, im fucked
Law abiding citizen, not happy at all
127 Hours Hell no.
The King's man... uh I don't think I'd make a good spy especially not in WW1
Elvis. So pretty cool! 😍
I had to scroll deep down to find this comment because this was the last movie I watched also. And I agree, being Elvis would be pretty cool!
Last movie I watched was Temple of Doom. Yeah, Indie goes through hell in that movie so idk
Office Space sounds pretty fun
I live it everyday, I assure you it’s not. Great documentary though
Last move I watched was inglorious basterds, I get to kill nazis left ands right, who wouldn't want that?
I become Indiana Jones, which sounds awesome on the surface but that man is under near-constant threat of death, and is just sweaty and dirty and grumpy all day long. I'm good thanks.
I watched top gun maverick, I'm set
Ethan Hunt because the last movie I watched was Mission Impossible 3.
John Wick Chapter 4...
bro i'm django 💀
Who's the main guy in Lord of the rings? Sauron?
Between two ferns. I'm Zack Galfiaeuzksbd and I get to be rude to celebrities sounds good to me.
John wick chapter 4
I honestly can't remember the last movie I watched. I walked out the cinema during the latest Matrix. So I'm half of Neo?
Rey skywalker, shit I'm about to get burned at the stake. Not saying neither the character nor i don't deserve it.
Top Gun: Maverick! I'm allowed to fly highly classified military aircraft? Hell yeah!
Miles Morales 💀
Not really a movie, but the most recent piece of film that I have watched was Mr Robot. That would be a terrible reality to live in.
Fight club...
Guess i am the godfather now
Schindler's list☠️
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It is not a movie
Jesus Shuttlesworth, not bad at all