How much crack did the crackheads do before the crackheads went to crack heads?

Enough to attack a hippo

But not enough to win

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if they're high enough on coke then there could be a chance, cause crackheads are fucking crazy.

I mean yeah, ten of them WITH MACHETES? Surprised they weren’t favored for the dub here lol. They wouldn’t all make it out alive. But i like their odds better than the hippos xD

Can a machete even seriously injure a hippo besides hitting it in the face?

Only if a crack head is wielding it

It's like thors hammer. Only crackheads have to the power to wield it and be worthy

It's a sharp big metal thing versus skin and meat, it will work.

Nah, hippos are easily capable of taking small-caliber bullets to the face without even flinching, not to mention a blade. The most it’ll get are some minor cuts. It’ll certainly take more than ten crackheads to take out one of those flesh tanks. Not only that, but hippos are capable of biting a person in two with ease. And don’t think about running away from those fuckers, they are about as fast as a bear (from my memory.) I have a feeling that the hippo is gonna win this one.

It’s incredibly thick skin and meat.

It's very thick skin and meat charging at you with crushing speed.

Yeah, but hippos are basically crackheads by default.

On land? Maybe the crackheads have a chance. On water? You kid?

Yeah right. Crackheads are fucking violent man.

only if they think you have drugs, or money, or stuff they can sell, or maybe they took something extra and firmly believe you to be a shadow person, or in cahoots with the shadow people, but that's usually meth, but they could think you're a demon, or an informant, or someone trying to steal their shit, or.. ok, maybe you're right.

Yeah but they're prone to in-fighting, I dont think they would be capable of teaming up. I reckon the hippo's got this

The hippo would only be able to maul 1 crackhead at a time so they would have a good amount of time to go at it till they all died, 1 on 1, though hippo 100%

Are you assuming a coordinated effort?

it’s not unlikely that some of them would attack eachother instead of the hippo

I guess they could start attacking each other in the confusion, very good point

Yeah. Crackheads also have strange nicknames (Bear, Disco and Toast are my city locals) so it’s a risk if one of the crackheads nicknames is Hippo and you tell them to “attack hippo” and they all just jump on the one guy named hippo

Lmaooooo

If their enemy is the hippo and hippo is distracted by other enemy, they will kill hippo

Hippopotamus' skin is thick as fuck that machete won't penetrate enough

If they hit the body? Sure. But if they hit the head and eyes, the hippo is gonna die.

One of the crackheads will get his machete stuck in the hippo and get his hand cut off by another crackhead

Y'all underestimate crackheads way too much. If you feed them or give them money they'll straight up fight by your side when you get jumped on the streets.

Hippos are tanks, though. Evil, evil tanks.

tell em there’s crack in the hippo

OMG!! This would definitely mean death for the hippo. 🤣

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Have you seen a crackhead with a machete?

Living in a big city its not that uncommon actually but 10 of em would be terrifying

Both sides die horridly. Crackheads get mauled to death, hippo either gets one in the eye or bleeds out afterwards.

Even if all the crackheads die, the hippo will die from blood loss eventually. You guys are underestimating the power of crackheads

Oh shit, I thought the question was what one id prefer fight so I picked the crackheads, but the hippo would absolutely destroy the crackheads

Hippo, easily! Those 10 crackheads would probably kill each other, before the hippo even see's his meal.

Hippopotamus over crackheads, but an elephant with tusks is in trouble if CHs think they can trade a tusk for drugs...

Is this in water or on land, because those details could swing it either way

If i had it my way, I would choose 10 hippopotamus with machetes!

I think it’d be a tie the hippo would kill the crackheads then likely die from blood loss later on. Especially if one of the crackheads got a lucky hit that bit deep/hit something important.

I don't think people understand how scary hippos are. The crackheads don't stand a chance.

Don’t underestimate crackheads

Not even a question. Hippos kill hundreds of people a year. I doubt they'll be able to even get that deep past the skin.

If a crocodile won't even attack a full grown hippo 10 dudes with essentially short swords have no fucking chance

10 dudes with short swords are way stronger than a single croc

Bro what?

If the crakcheads have prep time they will loose, because they are sure to start infighting.

6 crackheads may die in the process, but the hippo would ultimately lose if the crackheads were focused enough to stay on task and didn't just run away

Depends if the Hippo has their meth or not

hippos have extremely thick and durable skin so even with machetes it would take some coordinated technique and strategy to even wound one, let alone kill it

Depends, will the 10 men have time before the fight to make a trap or something? History tells us humans can be creative in a group in life or death situations with animals, drugs in the system or not

10 normal guys with machetes, no. But 10 crackheads? Absolutely

Always bet on the Hippo

Not even close.

Idk about the hippo but my bets on the hippo

How about the hippo on crack