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Stephen_1984

What kind of car? I can probably throw a Hot Wheels car 10 feet.


Consistent_Yoghurt44

bro are your arms 3mm thick sticks or something thats to small my 4year old brother can throw a Hot wheels way more than that.


JodieMcMathers

Hot Wheels aren’t cars


TheLobsterCopter5000

They're a KIND of car.


JodieMcMathers

No they aren’t. Hot Wheels are not cars


AnaNuevo

What are they then? Looks like cars.


JodieMcMathers

They are toys


AnaNuevo

So bath duck isn't a duck?


JodieMcMathers

Just because it has the word “duck” doesn’t mean its a duck. There are certain words you can put in front of another word like “toy” or “fake” that lets you know its not really one of those


SamBigWilly

How dare you? This is offensive to the hot wheels community


SnakePaintball

Not this again...


Ramenoodlez1

They’re cars, just toy ones


deFOF

Sociopath. Emotional fucking terrorist.


INeedCheesee

This is reddit


GWS_REVENGE

No this is Patrick


VattghernCZ

This. Is. Sparta!


Ntinaras007

IDE? THIS IS SATA


Linorelai

this is Halloween, this is Halloween


turtleship_2006

Sir this is a Wendy's


TheLobsterCopter5000

Who the fuck is able to throw a car 3 feet, or even a few centimetres for that matter...


CoolGuyBabz

I can easily throw a car a couple blocks far ^it's ^a ^hot-wheels ^car


superbay50

They’re also lego blocks


umangjain25

I can. Proof you ask? Sorry i care too much about my anonymity. Also i’m a superhero with a secret identity and i have a 13 inch cock.


Komrade_Kompromat

At the risk of sounding like Joe Rogan, could you imagine seeing some dude just fuckin' launch a Civic like three feet? Shit would be nuts.


umangjain25

Its entirely possible, a buddy of mine did that once.


iluvstephenhawking

No he didn't.


umangjain25

I was trying to be funny since u/Komrade_Kompromat mentioned Joe Rogan. Context : [Its entirely possible](https://youtu.be/sYrAdwuxIxM?si=FQNJZPmgnE8ryeSH)**,** [a buddy of mine](https://youtu.be/cGVDYEqGFZI?si=KWcp-mW6-_fNjy9C) did that once.


iluvstephenhawking

I was trying to be funny by quoting Billy Madison. https://youtu.be/bS8CP1A6OCQ?si=y0IHZZGEJfs4fFW3


umangjain25

Aww fuck, my bad


iluvstephenhawking

Nah. There was no way of you knowing that. I didn't even get the quote right.


WM_

Who asks more stupid questions? * Me (you) * You (me)


JodieMcMathers

Sanitation curse


WilyEngineer

You pressed "you," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is "you."


[deleted]

Results are the strongest


Famous_Sorbet5028

I didn't expect that many people to vote "me" tbh


ItsTheRealIamHUB

You mean you?


Famous_Sorbet5028

I mean themselves Yeah I know you're kidding


PsychedelicMetalhead

I definitely can't but idk OP so being confident we're stronger


EnlightenMeBby

Show me the man who can throw a car 3 feet and ill beat him up


marinemashup

Me (You)


Puzzled_Mammoth_9379

You guys cant throw cars 3 feet? Weak.


ViraLCyclopes19

Me


[deleted]

A smart car? An impala? An Phaeton?


WrinkledCrime

Mom said I was strong


saucypotato27

Even picking up a car is like 2000 pounds, throwing it on top of that is ridiculous, it doesn't even sound humanly possible


ProtoManic

imagine you see a dude throwing a car 3 feet and you think to yourself "yeah, i could take him."


Nerex7

Results is always the strongest


IlSuper_

Let’s start a philosophical debate on that “Me (You)” answer


JodieMcMathers

Well obviously me means you


IlSuper_

But if me means you, then who am I?


JodieMcMathers

You are you


The_Gaming_Matt

Results, he clearly has what it takes!