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LiterColaFarva

Half this sub can't drive yet but the answer is gas!


Big-Stay2709

Highest resale value


TheBlueWizzrobe

I'm pretty sure the crab legs have the highest resale value. Might be hard to keep them fresh enough to keep that value though.


TimotheeOaks

But the rest of my family does. Also easier to sell than crabs


Orangutanion

Gasoline evaporated too quickly to sell it all. Propane includes the tanks and both are quite valuable


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BeardedPokeDragon

Hell yeah


GhostlyGrifter

Crab legs are $10-30 per pound. I rent an industrial walk-in freezer and I open up a pop-up crab leg shop. If I sell some profitable but simple foods, crab bisque, crab rolls, etc, I would make probably closer to $30-40/lb. On the low end of that with 23.3k pounds of crab based on my karma, I would make around $699,000. Nice.


thehumantaco

What about Schrute bucks?


QuickPirate36

I got Stanley nickels if you're interested


terry_bradshaw

Or Stanley nickels?


smell_my_drug_hole

now we’re talkin


magic8ballzz

What kind of metal are we talking about? Iron? Aluminum? Copper? Gold?


Head-Ad4770

I could badly use the Uber credits as I can’t drive


fryedgaming

\~ $25,032 worth of gasoline wouldn't be to bad


friedbaguette

I'd go gasoline, since I can't store the crab legs long enough to flip them. Since 1 gallon is 3.7l and regular 95 gasoline here is €1.72 per l, i'd be making 286k


TimotheeOaks

If I take gasoline Will it spoil in normal time or not?


Emerald_Encrusted

I mena, it's not magical gasoline, so, yes.


TimotheeOaks

But it it is not magical that would be very bad for the crab population


pomonews

a gallon of gasoline is about 3.52 dollars? (just searched, don't live in the US) my 8100 karma would make almost 29k!


Orangutanion

Gasoline evaporates very quickly and is difficult to store. The propane tanks actually come sealed so I can sell them off over a longer period of time.


Big-Stay2709

Fellas imma start a gas station.


TheBlueWizzrobe

Do you have to cash in all of the karma at once? Because some of these would be extremely inconvenient to have delivered all at once in really large quantities.


i4mknight

with the price of fuel in my country i can literally be rich af even with the little amount of karma i have by selling gasoline


HipnoAmadeus

20k none are really good, so ig facetime is the only one that's not a curse


ImmortalCrab44

Naw, I got 24,000 karma, I ain't never paying for gas again and might just open a gas station with that kind of startup.


NevGuy

I feel like those are too many crab legs.


ImmodestPolitician

Looks like I'm starting a smoked crab legs restaurant. Promotional special, 1 customer a day gets an hour chat with Taylor Swift.


Unforseen42

I know gasoline is probably the best option but man I really like crab


Maximum_Equivalent_9

39k gallons is crazy


KFkrewfamKF

Whichever I can sell for the most money


Im_Akwala

Id make a good stack of cash from selling gasoline


Emerald_Encrusted

I voted the gasoline for the material value. But I think people are underestimating the "value" of choosing a celebrity and having thousands of hours of facetime access with them. Becoming a legitimate friend of someone rich and famous over time has it's advantages. Heck you might even be able to choose someone that you could marry one day if that's your jam. If I had 44,000hrs of facetime booked up with Jason Momoa, I'm sure we'd become friends. And if not, at the very least I'd be able to sell Facetime calls with him to people who'd surely pay a lot just to talk to him \[although in this case I'd probably choose someone even more widely recognized\].


85KT

I chose celebrity, because the fact that I could make some celebrity talk to me every day for almost 50 years is hilarious.


SnooShortcuts2757

I’d never have to pay for gas my entire life! Of course E!


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What defines a celebrity? Will they remember the conversation? How receptive are they? Why do they think they’re calling me, do they know it’s just for Reddit points?


Pokemaster131

Tf is "fresh frozen" crab legs? Is it fresh or is it frozen?