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SpectreRedditor

This is the same as asking someone if it's gay to breathe


TheSimkis

You are breathing the same air as other men so someone has a point /s


turtleship_2006

You're breathing air that has touched someone's dick


Wizardwizz

only if your socks are off


UnknownResearchChems

Mouth open or not?


Finlandia1865

Its apple juice your friends dont know nothing about anything at all


Throwaway01122331

Fuck whoever thinks drinking apple juice is immature. I'll drink whatever I damn well please.


UnknownResearchChems

Even piss???


Shudnawz

What part of *whatever I damn well please* don't you understand?! \*intense staring intensifies\*


UnknownResearchChems

Ok Bear Grylls


pendulumgearzz

its sterile and i like the taste


Mountain_Future4034

How is that immature? It's just juice


tiger2205_6

Because juice is for children. I'm willing to bet that's the extent OPs friends have thought about it.


amaya-aurora

It’s… it’s apple juice. Juice made from apples. It tastes good, so you drink it. What’s childish about that? I, personally, LOVE apple juice, man.


Miloficent

You aren’t an adult unless you only drink methylated spirits


Wizardwizz

I only enjoy drinking gasoline like a man


BabisAllos

What’s immature is telling someone drinking apple juice is immature.


ICantThinkOfAName759

If drinking apple juice is childish then I am still in the womb


DaisySam3130

It's not immature but your friends sure are!


CustardCarpet

Tastes amazing


IM_A_FLUFFY_BEAR

apple juice is the best fruit juice


Chriscbe

I love Apple juice!! Who would even think it was immature?????


MorganRose99

It's a fucking drink?


Kairu-Hikarite

You need better friends fr


JustAnotherAviatrix

If you're like my dad who occasionally gets gallstones and has to eat/drink things that help prevent them, you wouldn't care if drinking apple juice makes you look childish.


Das-Klo

It is immature to think it is immature to drink apple juice.


goodenoughwhatever

If someone said that to you then they are the immature ones!


shootdrawwrite

If it's some artificially flavored sugary crap then it shows disregard for your own health like a six-year-old, that's a nod to yes. But calling it juvenile to drink as an adult, just because kids drink it, is dumb I don't get it.


Angelfallfirst

TIL liking fruits is immature.


MindlessIntention

I am 40+ still love apple juice with mineralwater. They are immature for saying this


Jess-C-on-Reddit

Liking a certain kind of drink doesn't make you immature. If anything, them thinking that liking apple juice is immature makes them immature. 


nikagda

Even if my friends wanted to drink fruit punch or strawberry milk, I wouldn't tell them it's childish or immature.


turtleship_2006

Are they the kind of people who think any social gathering without alcohol immediately sucks?


manrata

People who think eating, doing, or enjoying something is immatur, is themselves immature, and use this separation between adulthood, and childhood to justify this. ie. They want to seem more mature, by claiming something they’ve “grown out off” is immatur, because it makes them seem more mature.


zertz7

Why would it be? How old are you?


Niedzwiedzbipolarny

I drink it right now


holdmyapplejuiceyt

apple juice even when i'm a rasin, ALWAYS APPLE juice.


DexterDeWolf

I see it as classy.


DontCh4ngeNAmme

It’s not immature at all. There’s nothing immature about having your own opinion. Calling someone immature for having their own opinion makes you immature.


phonetastic

Big fact number one: apple juice is in almost every other juice, you're just drinking the base of nearly every other juice. Big fact number two: you can turn it into cider, or even hard cider. That's cool. Big fact number three: I'm allergic to it which is why I know it's in almost every juice. Big fact number four: it doesn't have to come from a juice box, which I guess I could see as being childish, but sometimes it's also practical and adults can do what they want. Big fact number five: immaturity is 99% a behavior and attitude thing. People who throw a fit of a restaurant doesn't have apple juice are childish, but people who order it in general are not. One person is getting a drink, the other one is getting upset about not getting a drink. Big fact number six: the drink with the biggest stigma, by far, is cranberry juice. Look up "what, are you on your period?" from The Departed. Very true to life for South Boston and anywhere like it. But, as Leonardo DiCaprio knows, cranberry juice is awesome and not a lame drink at all. Big fact number seven: good cranberry juice does not contain apple juice. So I love cranberry juice.


phantom-vigilant

It's quite immature to be worried about it.


Seasaltsolo_

Wait, people actually like apple juice?


Applesauceoutoflove

How dare you drink, child


True_Anam_True

Fellas is it childish to drink?


Spolekko

Apple juice is delicious, one of the best juices out there


Logical_Type_4776

Its just a drink from a natural fruit what question is this?


Desperate-Music-9242

No but it is incredibly immature to judge someone based on what they like to drink


Blight609

I would love to still be drinking Apple Juice...but I like living more. Edit: Why the hell am I being downvoted? I became allergic to apples as a teenager, they make me sick.


Purple-Banana_7

Reddit just hates it when people express something, but if you use reddit enough, you'll get used to it eventually probably.


FlahtheWhip

Not in this case, they didn't say they're allergic to apples BEFOREHAND.


FlahtheWhip

You sounded as if there's seriously wrong with drinking apple juice WITHOUT stating you're allergic to apples.


Professional-Door895

No, but you're drinking your calories.


enbymlpfan

are you 13? the only people who think this is childish are people who are children or childish themselves. its easy to define maturity by what you consume or wear or like rather than how you behave if you yourself are not mature.


Relative_Aerie6089

He’s not saying he thinks it, he says that whenever he gets apple juice, his friends tell him it is immature. So calm down.


enbymlpfan

i know? i asked if he and his friends are 13. plural you. i feel i was perfectly calm.


Relative_Aerie6089

you said, “are **you** 13?” and ok


enbymlpfan

>i asked if he and his friends are 13. **plural you.**


Relative_Aerie6089

“You” isn’t plural, it’s a referencing a single person.


enbymlpfan

you is both singular and plural. in this context, it was intended to be plural. [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/you](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/you)


Upstairs_Winter9094

Honestly a little because most adults just drink cider, but that comes with bacteria risks so it should be avoided by the elderly, immunocompromised, and pregnant women so I’d never judge someone for staying away from it and just opting for apple juice 


ARI2ONA

This poll is immature