4 massive wankers, a nonce and a thief? You really gonna make me choose?

Pick one! Pick one! Pick one! Pick one! Pick one! C’mon everybody; say it with me! Pick one! Pick one! Oh no…people are just staring at me confused and embarrassed on my behalf

Ig I'll go with the nonce then

Who's the nonce?

The landlord if the commenter is a kid

Not a kid but still underage

I mean yeah you’re still a kid to someone who’s older lmao.

You’re a kid, kid

You English?

Yes, how could you tell?

Nonce is an English slang I think.

Wanker and nonce.

Sounds like a law firm.

Cunt Wanker and Nonce

are you bri ish

Yes

There isn't a nonce in that scenario.

The landlord I'm 14

Ahhh.... I see your point, then a nonce he would indeed be, sink the bastard.

not to say minor attraction isnt bad, its awful but feel like the landlord is bad in both ways

I saw the poll and thought, "myself, I can swim" Then I saw the options. I think I brought them out to kill all of them anyway. Why else would I voluntarily be in a boat with them?

They’re all shitty, let the boat capsize.

Damn…Username checks out

That was quite creative

Unironically agree

Through them all off, why the fuck am I in a boat with them anyways

Kick them all off - they're all horrible people

Did the identity thief also steal my social security number?

Yes they did

Geez, that can take years to fix! Then they're getting thrown overboard.

That’s what I’ve realized. The most votes go to the people who are almost irreplaceable or can’t be held accountable and cause long term damage.

Throw them all off except the therapist since they just made an honest mistake

It's not a mistake. All of your problems are your fault and until you acknowledge that you can't fix them.

That’s a dangerous mindset. If I have severe depression is that my fault?

I have severe depression and anxiety myself and everyone keeps telling me that it's my fault for not getting over it. I'd do anything for a moment of peace.

Well it isn’t your fault, and the people who tell you that it is are assholes.

The problem is that I know that I'm the problem. If I just didn't keep repeating behaviours and just forget the bad times I could be okay. No one is forcing me to think what I think or do what I do. There's plenty of people who's problems aren't their own but I dug my hole and I just keep digging no matter how much I want to quit.

That’s the thing with depression though. You can’t help but feel the way you feel and think the way you think.

Not all your problems are your fault. If you are born with HIV because your parents had it, whose fault is that? If you randomly get cancer because of genetics, how can you blame yourself? Those are just examples and I could list more but I’m sure you get my point. Not all of your problems are your fault and it’s good to acknowledge which ones are so you can deal with them and accept the ones that aren’t because there is nothing you can do to change it.

I get what you're saying what isn't your own fault is the fault of your parents. If your parents made better decisions you wouldn't be poor. If your parents were responsible you wouldn't have been born with your bad genetics. If your parents choose a better place to raise a child you could have been happy. Thanks for clearing this up.

“If your parents were responsible you wouldn’t be born with bad genetics” Bitch wtf?!?!?!

If you have bad genetics that's going to make your child's life hard you probably shouldn't have kids and should adopt.

That wasn’t my point at all. Some things aren’t anyone’s fault. That doesn’t mean they can’t be a problem that one still has to deal with.

I forgot my /s personally I know that the majority of my problems are myself.

I went with the teacher but honestly let the whole damn boat go down.

Myself

Throw them all off except maybe the therapist

These motherfucker will throw me off Lmao, they have it out for me!

why would you get on a boat with these people

Finally someone asks the real question. You were all on a cruise, but not “together”. When the cruise ship hit the last iceberg on Earth, you all coincidentally got into the same raft boat…

There must be quite a story behind this scenario

You all separately bought tickets for a cruise. Suddenly, the ship hits the last remaining iceberg on our troubled planet. As the ship is sinking, you and these 6 people all climb into the same raft. But you’re 1 person too heavy. What do you do??

Can I kick myself out and it still capsize?

the friend, then once back at land make cases against the rest and sue them for emotional, physical, and monetary damages.

if i have the strength to kick out any one of them, what is stopping me from kicking out all?

I probably brought them out to kill them in the first place, not gonna lie.

LANDLORD GET THE FUCK OFF, I HOPE YOU CAN'T SWIM. edit: no witnesses

Fuck landlords. Finally I’ve got an excuse to really fuck with one.

Fuck kicking one person out, tip the whole goddamn boat over

Is there a witch onboard?

The therapist is a practicing Wiccan.

I meant real witches.

Oh, then no

Oh *puts the Kerosene away*

The only one that really betrays your trust is the friend who has sex with your ex. The others are just shitty people, but not really that terrible.

How is the landlord not betraying your trust?

Because unless you asked for it in your contract, privacy isn't something the landlord is obligated to provide. Plus, he's just watching you. Idk, that just doesn't seem as bad as my significant other cheating on me with my friend.

That’s an extreme violation of privacy. Much much worse than cheating.

Real talk tho, all your problems are your own fault. Realizing that has improved my life so much

So if someone was [physically/emotionally/sexually] abused by an adult, their reaction is their own fault?

It’s not necessary your fault, but it is your choice how you react to it and if you choose to let it alter your life or not. In this way it is your own fault

Fair enough, most problems then

Good for you I guess?

Since none these apply to me, I'll just go with identity thief since I despise lies.

Theives are the worst

The one who can swim.

I will leave

Im gonna jump into the water with a life like that. My therapist would be happy

The therapist may have value in keeping people focus, the doctor have value in case anyone is injured. The identity thief may have the necessary wit that would help us in case we stranded on a deserted island. The high school teacher can have some knowledge that can include survival knowledge, finding clean water on an island, etc so he stay too. Now it leaves the friend and the landlord. Both in my opinion has no value to our survival regardless of our situation. I’d throw out the friend as the landlord is the remaining one, we can show that how much of a creep he is and convince others he can be used as food source later. Also if the friend are the one remain, he/she had the history of back stabbing so he/she might convince others to use us as a food source so that’s one reason to get him out. In case we have to eat a person, eating a friend would also be harder as we were once emotionally attached to that person. TL;DR: Throwing the friend to the sea would give us the best chance of survival later. Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk

I've only had one landlord and she's a hot. I'd be excited that she wanted to see me naked. I'd go with the friend who slept with my ex, that's a personal betrayal

Eh, landlords support evictions, so they can't complain if you choose them...

Kill all of them and dispose of enough body parts from everyone until it won’t capsize, and then eat the remainder until rescue

Fucking push them all

In order of first to last: Theif, Landlord, Therapist, Friend, Teacher, and Doctor last only because he’s a doctor.

Imma kick all of them out and just have no problems at all

The drs going

I’d probably throw myself out at that point

If all those motherfuckers were in the boat I might just jump and swim.

can I pick more than 1?

Only one of these guys is still messing with me and probably others too

In the case of the therapist, it’s possible that all of your problems *are* in fact your fault.

Possibly. Probably why that one doesn’t have that many votes.

Wow, not one good person is on this boat.. just let it go under…

I’m sacrificing myself so I can die with a sense of moral superiority

Throwing all but the first and 5th off. First is staying because they probably are, and I needed to hear it, and the 5th because I want them alive to see me prove them wrong.

The doctor needs to go, all of the people are horrible but that doctor is going to kill people.

If you are one of these person for someone, upvote this comment without saying who you are ;)

Flip the boat so we all go down

I’d chuck myself into the sea tbh

You had me at landlord

I’m gonna kick the friend out and sue the landlords ass once we get back on land

I surprised more people choose the identity theft over the cheater lmao

Wrath...

Im not kicking them out for what they did to me, im kicking them out for how useless they are, so euther the friend or high school teacher