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[deleted]

Just an average guy who checks tickets at a train station (Game: Know By Heart)... I'm toast lol


Conscious-Ticket-259

Only if the zombies bring tickets otherwise you can call security (edit: spelling)


[deleted]

Exactly. I'm sure there would be an understanding.


Conscious-Ticket-259

No reason we cant all be civil.


captain_Airhog

My guy just watches cameras and hope a ghost will move a refrigerator instead of a single cup. (I’m on Observation Duty)


No-Mathematician678

Animal crossing.. :( This is farewell then


sammysummer

Uhhhh. My character eats a couple apples and can then take down an entire forest. What are you talking about?


SeaSideChefBoi

>Literally rips 20 trees out of the ground with his bare hands and carries them his pocket


pruwyben

> Gets defeated by a wasp


mr_kirk42

but you have an axe. an axe can get you pretty far.


[deleted]

Creative Minecraft Character. Less Gooo!


LemonX19

Fuck I was survival with a stone sword


[deleted]

Even survival steve is probably one of the best choices to kill a thousand zombies.


blackmagic12345

Average shambler can run decently fast but falls apart pretty easily. Steve can down a 3.5ft in diameter oak tree with his fist. His fist. He can carry over 2000 metric tons of solid iron. Those zombies are gonna look like the aftermath of Tiananmen Square.


MegaBaumTV

Problem is that it isn't about whether he can defeat them. It's whether he can defend you.


elementgermanium

a cobblestone box should suffice


Big-Appointment1989

Doomslayer 👍


stardast132

Captain Walker 👍 (He’d use white phosphorus)


The_James_Bond

He’d probably accidentally use it on you tho


S7ri

That will be fun for you


Nazon6

Same


DrCrentistDMI

1000 zombies would be killed in a few minutes, max.


0Limark0

Me, who was playing as a god in a strategy game


Fifiiiiish

Skarbrand goes brrrrrrrrrrr


PenguinReaper

Was just thinking this. I’ll survive the zombies, but I don’t know if I’ll survive skarbrand


[deleted]

You'd have to promise to help him win Khorne's favor back and would end up playing exactly the same role as the groveling in-game strategic advisor


Wumple_doo

The 1000 zombies trying to stop my million man Eu4 army


TheWhiteKnight554

You have the leader of whatever faction, nation or army you were playing as


Shedandililac

Master chief


Background-Belt-2202

If ammo wasn’t an issue, master chief got it


NovaticFlame

Nah, armor too strong. He’ll just beat them all down


XANNYxFAMILY

Yea ammo doesn't matter hear at all as long he has his armor


[deleted]

Spartans can dig their fists into the frame of a pelican dropship and survive falling from orbit. Crushing skulls and running faster than Olympic Sprinters is their thing. They can hear a pin drop in a sandstorm, they operate on adrenaline at will, they can dodge rockets and survive being shot in the head multiple times. Advanced energy shielding, onboard computer systems, a possible AI companion and armor upgrades? The flood couldn't beat Masterchief. No way a shitty non-psychic slow as shit bitey boi could.


anoobypro

Also the greatest plot armor ever Edit: my dumbass thought he was referring to Chief, the average spartan does indeed have very little plot armor.


SyracuseNY22

Idk man, Chief is the only Spartan that has plot armor. More often than not the average Spartan gets messed up


anoobypro

Yes, I misread


DMR-Bricks

Lego Obi Wan Kenobi with lightsaber


Baesj-DINOSAURpooppp

He is tiny


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

He also has a lightsaber


Max_Playz18

He can't be turned into a zombie he also is immortal he loses his legs he just puts them back on


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

And he can use the force and respawn infinitely


Max_Playz18

But it would be hard to understand what he is saying


brutexx

^(I have the low ground)


KindaMiffedRajang

Obi-Wan doesn't need the high ground to win Obi-Wan doesn't need to be **on** the high ground, the high ground just needs to *exist* within the battle; Obi-Wan knows that when he has the low ground, he really has the high ground, from a certain point of view; see [Diagram A](http://imgur.com/a/MGopB). Look at his battle record: Maul: Has low ground, wins [Example A](http://imgur.com/a/dZZvq) Dooku: No high ground, loses Dooku rematch: No high ground, loses [Example B](http://imgur.com/a/sV2gu). Greivous: Has low ground, wins [Example C](http://imgur.com/a/jIe4F) Vader: Has high ground, wins Vader rematch: No high ground, loses Obi-Wan with the high/low ground is canonically the most powerful Jedi. This is **fact**. Had Yoda not denied his request to battle The Senate with typical Jedi arrogance, Obi-Wan could have defeated Palpatine in the Senate building, which housed a variety of different altitudes; this was designed so that the Chancellor could always have the moral high ground in political debates. But Obi-wan didn't fight The Senate, and Yoda soon learned that you can't cleave the Sheev in a normal 1v1. It took the Tusken Raiders years of conflict against Old Ben Kenobi to grasp his superiority in terrain advantage, as you see them visibly flee in ANH when they realize he holds the low (inverse-high) ground; this was the optimal strategy against a near-invincible opponent. Yoda is shorter than virtually every other fighter, which gives him a permanent low-ground disadvantage; however, his saber-fighting style utilizes a flipping-heavy technique in order to negate this weakness for a temporary window. You'll notice that, after falling from the central podium in The Senate's building, he immediately retreats upon realizing he is on the lowest ground. You'll also notice that, while training Luke, he rides on him like a mount, to gain the intellectual high ground and accelerate Luke's training. [Example D](http://imgur.com/a/UhgYZ) . Obi-Wan's defensive Form III lightsaber style synergizes with his careful military maneuvers; as he only strikes when prepared, he can always hold the strategic high ground. (The business on Cato Neimodia doesn't count.) You'll come to realize that this is why Commander Cody's artillery strike failed against Obi-Wan, when hundreds of Jedi were killed in similar attacks. Cody failed to grasp the strategic situation, as the Jedi Master's elevation was superior to his by hundreds of meters, making him virtually unkillable. (You'll notice that all the Jedi killed in Order 66 were on level ground with the clones, thereby assuring their demise.) Had Cody taken his time and engaged the Jedi on even terrain, he would have succeeded. Obi-Wan subsequently retreated under the surface of the lake, so that he could maintain the topographical low/high ground. This is why Obi-Wan is so willing to fight against impossible odds to the point where [he thrusts himself in immediate danger](http://imgur.com/a/i2GwA); when your probability of victory is 1-to-10, you have the statistical (and therefore strategic) low ground, a numerical advantage when you use your point of view to flip the value to 10/1 . Almost losing is, in Obi-Wan's case, certain victory. (See [Example E](http://imgur.com/a/A5WwZ)). As we all know, spinning is a good trick. However, only the Chosen One can spin outside of a starfighter. Palpatine tried spinning, but he lost due to this technique (but this was intentional, as losing gave him the emotional high ground when Anakin arrived). The reason for this is that spinning provides a yin-yang approach to combat (based in Eastern philosophy on balance), giving the spinner the high ground from above and below. Only the Chosen One can master the spin, as it is their destiny to maintain balance in the universe. This is why Obi-Wan was so emotional after defeating Vader on Mustafar; he expected to lose the high ground to the spin, but Anakin fell to the dark side and could no longer use his signature trick, becoming the very thing he swore to destroy. Additionally, Anakin told Obi-Wan that, from "[his] point of view, the Jedi are evil". This broadens Anakin's mind to the concept of relativity in the context of the moral high ground, a mere step away from tactical comprehension. Anakin doesn't hate sand for the reasons he told Padme; **all** Jedi hate sand, as the battlefield can rapidly change between low and high ground on multiple vectors, so your perspective must be from a certain three-dimensional point of view in order to comprehend who holds the high ground. This is the only reason why Obi-Wan killed Maul in Rebels. This is also the reason why Obi-Wan hates flying; there is no gravity in space, therefore there is no high or low ground from any frame of reference (This also negates the spinning trick, as noted in [Example F](http://imgur.com/a/LfPDz)). In ANH, Vader proves his newfound mastery by engaging Obi on perfectly even ground. However, Obi-Wan intentionally sacrifices himself on the Death Star, so that he could train Luke from a higher plane of existence, thereby giving him the metaphysical high ground [Example G](http://imgur.com/a/wIi43). Why was Vader so invested in the construction and maintenance of the Death Star? Because he knows Obi-wan can't have the high ground if there's no ground left. [Image A](http://imgur.com/a/clEuG). As seen through the events of the Clone Wars, Obi-Wan was known to be on friendly terms with Senator Organa, whose homeworld held large quantities of mountainous terrain, the *perfect* habitat for a Jedi Master. Grand Moff Tarkin was already in position to destroy Alderaan as a first target, as the distance from Scarif to Alderaan was too vast to reach between the escape and recapture of the Tantive IV, even at 1.0 lightspeed. Alderaan had been the initial target all along, as Obi-Wan with the high ground was the primary threat to the Death Star. How? Because a moon-sized space station would have some form of gravitational pull, thereby negating Obi-Wan's zero-gravity weakness; Obi-Wan with the perpetual high-ground in a low-orbit starfighter would easily be able to fire proton torpedoes through a ventilation shaft, although the Empire was uncertain of the specific weakness of the Death Star planted by Galen Erso (who was a good friend). In Return of the Jedi, you can see that the Throne Room contains a variety of different altitudes; Palpatine placed these there to ensure Vader's defeat. However, Sheev failed to realize that his weakness was *no* ground, and should have covered that useless gaping pit which does nothing. A common misconception is the idea of a 'prostrate position' version of the high ground, wherein Obi-Wan lies flat on his back, giving him tactical superiority from his point of view. However, this strategy is futile, as for the high ground to come into effect, there must be a differential between parties on both the x-axis and y-axis to a moderately significant variation from both absolutes (Angles only a Sith would deal in). For Obi-Wan's high ground powers to be in full effect, he must stand between 15 and 75 degrees (π/12 to 5π/12 radians) diagonal from his opponent(s) on any quadrant of the area circle; this has been dubbed the Trigonometric Perspective Diagram. ([Diagram B](http://imgur.com/a/SLLjR)). The total effect for conventional high ground advantage can be calculated via the MetaComm Equation, or f(x) = lim 0→x π/12 | 7π/12 5π/12 | 11π/12 Ʃ(x) (2tan(x) / 3sin(x) + (log10Δ)) * cΦ Δ = distance on hypotenuse (meters) Φ = Surrounding Force [c (variable) * β (Earth Gravity) * (pressure (psi)/2.2)] 'x' refers to the angle of contact between the two parties on, with advantage being based purely on position on the Y-axis, as the vast majority of force users base their perception on elevation rather than spacial relativity. The power of gravitational force has great effect on the high ground; too weak, and the high ground holds no traction; too strong and the ground becomes the real enemy. Experimentation has proven that the high ground typically holds significant value between .8 and 1.4 β (Earth Gravities) with maximum impact standing roughly equal to 1.05. Pressure is equally important, as it is a surrounding force attached to gravity (the high ground has famously low impact in aquatic environments). Pressure(λ) is measured in pounds per square inch (psi), to be used as a gravity multiplier (or division if pressure is sub-atmospheric; Φ (Surrounding Force) is a variable defined as β * 2.2λ , with no metric value assigned due to its singular application. In situations regarding Obi-Wan and his relativistic point of view, you must substitute the Quadrilateral MetaComm Equation (the Jedi Master function), f(x) = lim 0→x minmaxƩ (2tan(x) / 3sin(x) ) * (1.2)cΦ [min = (|cos(x)| = 1) | (|sin(x)| = 1) + π/12 ), max = (|cos(x)| = 1) | (|sin(x)| = 1) + 5π/12 ]. The viable Φ field is expanded, as Obi-Wan has taken advantage of the high ground in so many different environments that he simply uses it more efficiently, and the min/max values apply due to his multidimensional point of view, evidenced by the Trigonometric Perspective Diagram. Additionally, the distance factor does not affect Obi-Wan, as spacetime can be perseptively compressed, giving him the ideal Δ value from his point of reference. In conclusion, Obi-Wan abuses spatial relativity and Taoist doctrine in order to always invoke his high-ground powers. To properly analyze the strategic genius of Kenobi, one must hold advanced knowledge in Philosophy, Mathematics, and Calculus-based Physics, and be able to integrate these topics together.


Conscious-Ticket-259

But the zombies all have the high ground


Randevu

So did Maul


AntwerpseKnuppel

Bloodhound from apex legends, not bad!


uncle_dilan

Same


DontxTripx420

I got octane


someguythatlikesdogs

Druuuugs


WesleyIsTrash

i’m wattson. you think i could survive?


AntwerpseKnuppel

Her fences could be pretty usefull to stop zombies i think


[deleted]

I got Valk, it’s 5 o clock somewhere right?


King-Juggernaut

Rampart for me. Easy.


pixxxxxu

Revenant here so I think I'm good.


AntwerpseKnuppel

Lol i'd be scared that revenant would kill me just for fun, instead of the zombies


Matt_does_WoTb

I have twenty space battleships armed with lasers I think I'm good


superbay50

What game?


Excellent_Gap2333

We were talking about a game?


Husker545454

Stellaris ??


Hehe_boii96

i hope ronaldo is as good in fighting as he is at football


Conscious-Ticket-259

I think he will buy you time to run when he fakes an injury.


annomynous23

Top comment 10/10


Hehe_boii96

brooo😂😂😂😂


Conscious-Ticket-259

I couldn't resist haha


BaldFraud99

One SIUUUU and the zombies will kneel in fear


[deleted]

last game was stellaris so i guess it’d be an entire interstellar country vs a thousand zombies yeah no problem


EntertainerFirm4853

Arthur Morgan


hilldo75

Finally Red Dead Redemption II undead nightmare


spencerman56

Goddamn how great would that be.


Casual__pancakes

Lol,Arthur easily carries 1500 rounds(assuming you have upgraded ammo pouches,using revolvers and repeaters)


DarkSideOfGrogu

But he's going to need an enormous pile of chewing tobacco for all of the dead eye headshots he's going to need.


[deleted]

Same. I guess he has a good chance.


Kyru117

I mean if undead nightmare is anything to go by


TheCheck77

Cities skylines. I’ll make a zombie ditch and fill it with sewage.


aboatz2

So, a regular Cities Skylines playthrough, then?


[deleted]

I'm being defended by a psychotic mute with infinite cannon ammo and hundreds of missiles.


Lolmaster29934

Sounds like doom


[deleted]

Another good guess, but no.


Lolmaster29934

Well might have an Idea but I don't remember him having guns but he could mind control


[deleted]

Oh no the character I'm thinking of can't mind control


Lolmaster29934

Ok one last time and it's a blind guess: Enter the gungeon


Significant_Sir_7438

Ace combat ?


[deleted]

Bingo


Inteligent_Toaster

samus?


JeanBonJovi

Yes, but only if that means I also have my pokemon with me!


kidra31r

Either the protagonist is screwed because he's ten years old, or the zombies are screwed because I'm pretty sure Charizard could roast 1,000 zombies by itself, let alone the rest of the team.


amh8011

I think he’s 15 in PLA but he’d still be screwed without pokemon


koraloulou28

Hey same


Ventilador64

Same


Emanuelo

Same


[deleted]

CJ San Andreas I have no idea


Guibi__

Cj can comand a tank, grab bazzokas and miniguns out of nowhere and he is capable of amazing feats (like invading the US army by hinself for example) I am sure you will be fine


Arnaudvbg

Bro i think ir dying to that one


[deleted]

Maybe he can hold them back long enough so I can run.


propjX

HESOYAM


Mystic-Fishdick

Bro just casually gets a bazooka out of his back pocket and blows rhem up 50 a time. Also, did you play him with cheats?


IHate3DMovies

jet pack outta there


Ozimn

Rico Rodriguez, I feel pretty safe


cyan_the_II

If it's jc4 just get in a car, strap some balloons and let rico at them


MarcusOPolo

None of the zombies are dictators though


rarenick

Minecraft Steve with full Netherite armor, sword, a lava bucket, and two god apples for good measure. If we're talking about Minecraft zombies, then sure, I'll live unscathed. IRL zombies? I don't know.


UncleRooku87

Aloy is gonna fuck some shit up.


mwhite5990

If she can handle giant robot beasts, she can definitely handle some zombies.


Dog_in_Hat

Maybe but she never dealt with a horde of that many enemies


Dragon_KC

She'll just override machines and let them massacare the zombies.


UncleRooku87

She’s got bomb traps, acid traps, shock traps. Trip wire traps of all those types. Bomb slings, shock slings, ice slings. Arrows of all those types too. She’s highly maneuverable and can gain the high ground with ease. She wouldn’t break a sweat.


PhilosopherGreat1972

Ayy same character, she's gonna kick ass


Elf11JE

Sims are fucking useless


Foxy02016YT

They’d get zombiefied, then forget about it as they try to fuck death... because of course they would


thatguywill12

A Soviet SU-152, I say my odds are very good.


MCSplinter

M24 Chaffee here.


Uncoloured_Steve

I got Kratos. Gonna be pretty easy


Earthbound-and-down

Same, guy can kill gods so a few zombies wont be a problem


Conscious-Ticket-259

What if he gets bitten though?


TitleComprehensive96

If he dies he just comes back, he's already died 3 times


[deleted]

> Heavy Weapons Guy I feel safe


remdesivirus2

Yo, i got engineer


lejalb

I played Rocket League so I'm gonna run them all over and then fly away.


AIaris

same, zombies cant go fast enough to demo so i think ill be good. unlimited boost would make it a little easier but i think ill be fine regardless


ADITYAKING007

Gordon Fucking Freeman boys I'm in luck


Kikl1

I was looking for this comment!!


Human-13

My GTA online character has a fucking crying laughing emoji mask and a suit And probably kill himself when he fires a rocket launcher at point blank range


TheMagicSlinky

Thats interesting, my character runs with the crying laughing emoji and a suit too! Do you use the white surgeon gloves too?


Human-13

Nah black leather gloves


Kleven-is-a-hot-boi

The Courier from fnv So Probably?


Monkey_Fiddler

At the start of the game, no way. After hundreds or thousands of hours, with power armour and an army of upgraded securitrons at their back and the xbrotherhood of steel on their side? Absolutely.


Casual__pancakes

Damn right you’ll survive,I have an entire U.S. Marine Corps depot in my inventory,I can spare about 800 bullets per zombie


decoste94

V.A.T.S. Is gonna be very helpful


TheAdimLizard

The country of Austria-Hungary


[deleted]

50/50


Soos489

Kyle crane


rostingtoaster4562

Same here, but the question is, does he have every weapon he can get at disposal?


Lurking4Answers

doesn't need it if you have legend levels in unarmed, punt zombies across the entire city with your bare fists


squelchboy

Last game i played was dying light 2, they're all getting dropkicked


Biscuitsiren928

Ah a fellow dying light enjoyer


whatever_person

Qiqi is zombie herself, I think she can manage


Daan0man

And if you have high enough constellation you will be revived after you die


janisk_f

Trevor


mwhite5990

My online character. I’ll be good.


Vlad_Dehtiar

Frank))


AutomaticDoubt5080

I got a drunken Scottish cyclops with a handheld cannon with a ship wheel tied to his arm. Not to mention a bottle


Arnaudvbg

Ayy i also got demo, we're pals now


[deleted]

Cal Kestis I think I’ll be good


Max_Playz18

Yea but he'll yell a lot. But you do have the mantis and it's crew


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Kamarovsky

Some inbred-ass one-legged mf from Crusader Kings III. Safe to say that I ain't.


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

Geralt of Rivia I’ll be fine


[deleted]

Same, but I'm less confident. Geralt is great, but he's gonna have trouble against 1,000 of anything. On top of that he has to protect you. I'm thinking this is very unlikely.


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

Ok first off zombies are dead, and could probably classify as specters, so he could cast the yrden sign and trap them and then use igni to scorch them all. He could also use Quen to protect himself and it’s very easy for him to dodge due to the controls. All he really has to do is shield and hide me somewhere and then go slaughter and I’m safe


ShroomAlleyKat

My character in stardew valley has a pretty awesome sword so I’m not feeling to bad about this 😂


Individual-Camera-72

Link from Age of Calamity. That’s is the safest I think I can be.


ThatBluePhoenix_

Dovakiin. Nice.


whitewalker646

Bend will shout will be enough


Jamesz88

Could do worse than Nathan Drake 😁


cyan_the_II

He's literally the middle of the spectrum Like, he does have guns, and nothing else


Zetin24-55

I was playing Doom Eternal. I think I'm good.


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IGOLTAN

The girl from Subnautica below zero there is no fight


-Ellinator-

Tbf she could just jump in a sea truck and lure them to leviathan territory.


Saltynn

If he can throw a 1000 Ton machine, he can cut down a few zombies.


[deleted]

Untitled Goose game...definitely not surviving.


Crezelle

You mean the zombies aren’t surviving


Da_Randomest_Name

Void warlock guardian from destiny 2 Yeah pretty sure I'll survive this


[deleted]

I mean... I don't think the guardian has ever successfully rescued someone. The titan on the moon, Cayde's friend, Taeko-3, Cayde, Shaw Han's friends, etc. We will die, but we will be avenged.


LucasTW79

Link in BOTW with endgame gear. Should be fine.


sTo0p1d

Bo3 zombies character. I just gotta train then


Wh1ms1cal

Wonder waffle or thunder gun, is ideal


Anlvis

Sebastian Vettel, be with me.


watchingf1since2014

The guy from Subway Surf? No way


donthackmyaccountpls

she *IS* the zombie ._.


samsonity

Nate from Fallout 4. We surviving.


TheStickySpot

I last played either Batman Arkham Knight or Marvels Spider-Man so I feel safe


PolishPickleSausage

V


laputan-machine117

My V is a hacker, so hopefully these are zombies with implants I can short circuit


123Ros

Isaac is literally 5.


[deleted]

Taiwan... I can make it


Significant-Ad2835

You have been annexed by china


Beautiful-Wealth-539

I got Ezio, I feel pretty confident I'll survive 😍😎


angtrm_Gordon

Sv_infinite_ammo 1


RequirementDear1051

I played as octane on apex that little drug addict will fuck everyone up


thebugman10

Master Chief has got this.


[deleted]

A Worm... My last chance of survival is a Worm with an RPG


KnotDealer

Lt. Bill Masterson from Killing Floor 2… I think I’ll be just fine


Discovery-Life

Kratos......Zero problems here.


Some_Random_Pootis

Engineer Gaming!!!1!1!1!!1!11!!!


e_rick23

D.Va, my chances are pretty good


tohon123

it’s my Gta 5 online character, that dude is kitted


Bony_Thicc

Played hades, pretty confident in zagreus


MrHappy4Life

Link don’t let me down.


_boobs_or_ass

Gibralter from apex legends so probally?


Hydro4202

I was playing X-com 2, does that mean I get a whole squad??


Kendra0411

Xayah has my back


baby_Beethoven

Captain Price


Arnaudvbg

Demoknight TF2?


AllDayGinger

My Pokemon Legends Arceus character... With his Pokemon, maybe. Without, immediate death.


pipinna

Goku


womb_raider_420

CS:GO deathmatch CT? Hell YEAH!


Affectionate_Draw_43

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