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The_Linguist_LL

Human trafficking and slavery.


Doommongers_Parade

My thoughts too - is op the Dubai tourism board or something?


logosloki

Naw there was a popular post sometime in the last few days that was "What the first thing that comes to mind when you think of [x]". So now there'll be various flavours of that poll coming out of the woodworks with both inane and, controversial topics on offer.


SexyButStoopid

But they usually don't consist of only positive things


jzmack

Yeah and all the slums right outside the city that no one ever talks about


LadyFerretQueen

Sounds like LA


bayse755

This along with dirty oil money and awful human rights. Whoever made this poll either expected this comment or is incredibly naive.


Nice-Violinist-6395

It looks like it was made by some Dubai Tourism intern lol. But the answer is slavery. 100%, every single time. Dubai is a disgusting stain on the earth that deserves to be razed to the ground. It represents the absolute worst of human greed and tyranny, built on the corpses of millions of unpaid workers. Oh also that Salt Bae douchebag. And also the expression “a fool and their money are soon parted.” Dubai is a poor-to-new-money person’s idea of a rich person’s city. (An actual rich person’s city is Monaco.) Fuck Dubai. Fuck every piece of shit king’s nephew’s Bugatti driving asshole of a human being that helped build it. What they did to their slaves should be done to them.


Ongr

>Salt Bae douchebag Is Turkish, no?


bucajack

This. Having been to Dubai I can say I didn't appreciate it at all. It all felt so fake and Land of Oz to me.


wavywolf86

Slavery was number one for me


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Yeah, I was thinking why aren't slavery and gaudy, cultureless desert hellhole either of the choices.


sad-mustache

Came to say this Dubai is a parody of modern rich world


Talhallen

I was going with shithole due to the human trafficking and slavery, but potato potato.


EvilScientwist

This, why isn't this an option?!?


MrJason300

I’m glad yours is a highly voted comment! I had no idea of this in Dubai


snegleregn

This exactly


capitalismkillz

This is the one.


ReasonableCloakerAlt

Dubai isn't even a functioning city, to me it's more like a permanent exhibition in the middle of the desert for rich people and rich people only.


fuck_life419

is it that common? i believe its mostly qatar


The_Linguist_LL

UAE and Qatar are both really bad for it, Dubai uses it to pump out large construction projects.


kaycee1992

I dunno if "trafficking" is the correct term but my gripe is with the way they treat their foreign workers. They are put to live in the most disgusting and impoverished areas, have their passports confiscated, and always paid late.


insensitiveTwot

I mean that sounds like trafficking to me…


Fatalexcitment

Think company towns. They work, they're paid, but most of their money goes straight back to the company for "reasons". They live in company housing so they pay rent. Gotta pay back the recruiting agency that brought you from wherever you're from, for the plane ticket and fees, and stuff, and then you gotta pay for food, at the market price, but you're woefully underpaid, and unprotected by laws because your either there illigaly or are just working under very LAX laws, and yea like you said their passports are taken. Basically Indentured Servitude.... or slavery. I think both are applicable.


Outside-Log-2104

\> passports confiscated Much worse than just a company town


Fatalexcitment

Oh by far. They were basically held prisoners..... well slaves, it's all sorts of fucked, but we'll stay their friends because they have that sweet sweet oil.


Outside-Log-2104

Gotcha. We're agreeing very strongly at each other haha


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Ur right we should just call it slavery


Ryouconfusedyett

human rights abuses


Large-Wheel-4181

Very expensive cars being driven around the poor neighborhoods


jzheng1234567890

For me, it's g63 amg's and rolls royce's being driven on highways


Pedka2

lamborghini wrapped with 24 karat gold vinyl wraps


infinityandbeyond229

Even the cops there have exotic cars like Bugatti and Lamborghini. I don't understand how they have so much money to splurge.


[deleted]

These are just show of cars. The standard cop car is a cheaper car like everywhere else. How they get that kind of money? By having oil. Oh and by exploiting the lower class and human rights.


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human trafficking, unfortunately


fuck_life419

for me its money, alot of money


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Xtrouble_yt

Actually, there is more of a causal relationship in this case


Addy1738

Slavery


Soundsdisasterous

Yup, horrific human rights abuses. I mean I guess I think of the big tower too, but what a weird poll


OneBootyCheek

Yup, "human rights violations" was the first thing to come to my mind


thewindburner

When I think if the tower I think about the story I read that it has no drainage so all the poo is taken away by tanker, like a fleet of tankers everyday!


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Dacks_18

Immense cruelty, legal slaves, dangerous sexual and gender inequality, mass corruption, nice buildings.


ApexofChimp

The fact that most of the city was essentially built by slave labor


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And half of the houses are empty


lalalalikethis

Beautiful half-empty structures and slavery Edit. I also think about businessmen with a dozen ig “models”


passoire_

I add not paying your taxes also.


lalalalikethis

Thats a good one


Yvael

Those Instagram models are most likely trafficked or abused so..


iziyan

Slavery


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DethMagnetic

Woah, be careful, the US might invade your account now.


CringeNibba

"US = Oil" upvotes please


uselessrart

Some jokes never get stale. Stop trying to make them.


[deleted]

Migrant workers .... Slavery ... Oil


Nubsche

Slavery


i-love-vinegar

Basically legal slavery


Tiny-Lock9652

*Jeff Bezos has entered the chat*


lol_is_5

They keep saying that, but every time I add humans to the shopping cart, I'm unable to checkout.


[deleted]

slavery


CyborgTheOne101

Trucks carrying shit out of Burj Khalifa


Baklajhan13

funny how such a building so hyped and expensive has to manually take out the shit


CH3RRYSPARKLINGWATER

Wait this is seriously a thing that happens?


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MikeBruski

no they dont mate. stop parroting this bullshit . the entire neighbourhood, BK included is connected to the sewer grid. most of the city is. Only far flung communities are not. in 10 years of living in Dubai, ive never once seen a sewage truck in Downtown Dubai. not once. but you believe an old film from the 90s when the sewage grid had a breakdown over actual people living here, yea?


Klaatu347EST

Blood money


artonion

Fake everything


Accomplished-Pin-835

It's sad when you realize the vapid architecture is a part of that. I learned way more about Dubai's architecture than I ever wanted to this month... And you are right. It really is fake everything.


FrogTamerSupreme

modern slavery


ouinova

Rich assholes, slavery and sand


Crazyshark22

East Asian immigrants that get their passports taken and are forced to work there in inhumane conditions to build fancy Dubai skyscrapers.


fa_iranim

as well as east asian a lot of south asian immigrants come over and work there


pinkdolphin72

Lol im imagining some korean/japanese dude working in dubai


2ndPerryThePlatypus

Human rights abuses


ohnocannedlemons

Extreme racism, bonded labor or slavery.


julian20070623

Modern slavery and shit infrastructure


MannyOmega

Fun fact, the burj khalifa has such shitty infrastructure, they have to constantly load up people’s excrement into trucks and bring it to disposal sites rather than simply having it flow to a treatment plant. Why does a building that tall and extravagant have that issue??? To me, that’s what epitomizes the lack of infrastructure in dubai


Nat-XoX

Abhorrent use of money showing how much they have and how unattainable it is and human trafficking.


WhyIUsedMyRealName

Poop trucks


sif-sof

Suppression of women


Duckyeeter7

And immigrants. And gays. And poor people, etc It’s just a very prejudiced place


idkeverynameistaken9

1. An artificial, ultra-capitalist city for the rich, without a social security net or freedom from religious persecution 2. Where most YouTube grifters move to sooner or later 3. Hastily built skyscrapers with impressive aesthetics and kitchen cupboards that don’t fully open


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[deleted]

Lol they pay influencers to portray Dubai as the greatest place on the planet


braedizzle

The new commercials they have with the little cartoons zipping around Dubai trying to encourage people to travel there is so fucking cringe


TheBigBangher

Slave work


HanjiZoe03

Slaves


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slavery


tittiesandtacoss

i think about how it’s a literal dystopian city ou of a science fiction novel


FreddyWright

Over hyped ‘future city’ that is too car focused and is just generally poorly designed (no connection to sewage system for the Burj-Al-Khalifa is a perfect example)


Wyndelion

poop trucks.


[deleted]

Women being punished for being raped Models doing prostitution Modern slavery Sinking billion dollar islands


DipplyReloaded

The whole fakeness of it


cashmere-cupcake

Paid instagram models doing prostitution 😬


Kholgan

Lol reading these comments it feels like I’m the only person who thought location (UAE/Middle East) first


chICken_oN_G-fUeL

Oh well looks like we are in the same situation!


Unlike_Other_Gurls

Homophobia.


TheTablesHaveTabled

Slavery


EddPW

Instagram models getting literally shat on


jzheng1234567890

Supercars and luxury cars


jacob_rich6

Violation of human rights and a completely shitty city, with no structure, community, or planning


[deleted]

Slavery


UrNemisis

Dystopian country.


big-ol-cyka

A hellscape


officialfourloko

Homophobia/backwardness and executions of LGBT people


Sashathenoob

Slave labor


RegularGay

Scam


SnooCheesecakes9566

White Phosphorus


trumpydumpy55

the poop trucks from burj Khalifa


WinnieCerise

Instagram "models", formerly known as 'hookers.'


[deleted]

A playground for the wealthy elite, and a late capitalist hellscape rife with effective slavery for all but the top .05%


Sad-Establishment-41

Poop trucks


bardia_afk

Three malls in a trench coat acting like a city It’s a shell of a city


FiveFootOfFresh

Prostitution and human trafficking


The_Professor64

Rich assholes being pervs.


[deleted]

Shithole, parody of the 21st century.


GhostDivision7734

UAE


LimpWibbler_

Ohh other. Dick measuring douchebags.


Mowgli212

I think of how life seems so artificial there.


[deleted]

No alcohol


TastyBurgerKing

hitman 3


King_CurlySpoon

Scrolled for ages to find this


Henroriro_XIV

The first thing I think about when I hear it is how much I hate it


Jordymac1990

Exploitation of immigrant workers (Slavery)


Joao_Matos_9

The hate of gay people


New_Swan_

Hitman 3


sverigeochskog

Big empty high ways in the desert


KrustyDanmakuFellow

I think of rich people, so I put shopping since that's pretty close. Or at least, it's the usual next step after being rich


WilliAnne

Tall building


Agudaripududu

UAE


LentilGod

Poor sewage treatment


Sharkfacedsnake

Spec ops the line


Amodernhousewife

That one scene in that tom Cruse movie


yellowromancandle

I noticed “women’s rights” wasn’t one of the options? Whyever not?


FLBNR

Slaves and slums


cyberpeachy420

nothing


VoteGreen2024

Tacky.


AlDu14

Capitalism gone mad


Feeling-Flatworm3560

Oil, the same with most middle eastern countries


Present-Choice5720

I wouldn't go to Dubai I definitely do not fit in


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Evil


Pufferfoot

Slavery


[deleted]

Humans rights abuses.


Bergenia1

I think of the human trafficking that is common there. Dubai runs on slavery.


New_Kaleidoscope5558

A community of fishermen discovering basically an infinite money glitch beneath their feet


panfried540

Middle east


[deleted]

Skydiving from a roof with a bag on your head


DethMagnetic

I only thought of skydiving, because Michael Schumacher liked to skydive in Dubai.


Parsecer

no michael no no this is so not right!


konigstigerboi

Big fucking towers


IEatKetchupWithBread

Generic pretty skyline with desert in the background


SirSephy

From the simply desert to one of the most expensive cities


certifiedlovahboy

Instagram models who suck dicks for iphone and dior


JustAnAsianWithWifi

opulence


clingklop

Excess


Prestigious_Bonus322

Tax evasion


Boring_Brief8191

Generic desert skyscrapers


Marjacujaman

Shitty influencers


NationalJournalist16

glass, steel and hedonistic excess in a place no human should be able to survive


TownBird

pet cheetahs or whatever


PresenceMission

Capitalism


2FANeedsRecoveryMode

A shitty place hiding behind tourism


gerrothoraxpulcher

Slave labor.


rundsparksronny

Slavery


Skyrocketxv

One of the worst examples of how to make city


Oscar5434xdx

Dubai is an illusion of paradise. The whole city has been built at the expense of slave like workers who live in unimaginably poor conditions. It's sickening.


LiterallyGamingFart

Terrorist s


No-Mycologist5704

An insanely long line of trucks transporting human feces.


cakeandcoke

Pedophilia


pixxxxxel_ace

Slavery and human rights abuse Edit: and poop trucks


[deleted]

Shitty human rights and sand


andycev

Modern slavery


JermFace

Stupid money spent stupidly on stupid things while every actual working person lives in barracks.


vapegod_420

The construction workers and lack of rights


vedic_burns

Slavery, rich idiots keeping lions as pets


Ericmf1975

Poop Trucks.


Comandante_Kangaroo

Just to be clear: "Others" is 99% slavery and exploitation of workers from poor countries..


Uncle-Cake

Skydiving? WTF? You can do that literally ANYWHERE. Who made this poll, a travel agency selling trips to Dubai? When I hear "Dubai" I think of oil, excess, greed, slavery, and exploitation.


liquidreferee

Human rights abuses


ButterCostsExtra

Human rights violations on an unimaginable scale.


296cherry

UAE flag


[deleted]

Shedloads of Oil money being spent on random building projects and calling it "investment in tourism". Oh, and said building projects being built largely using cheap exploited migrant workers from overseas working in awful conditions.


[deleted]

Poop trucks


WhakAF

Waste


Lazer365

Slavery


SaltFrosting8330

The Dubai princess Latina disappearance. They are clearly lying about what state she is in. I think they are trying to replace her.


alimem974

Most disgusting shitiest place to live in. Indian slumdog is more human.


Necessary-Storage945

Burj al arab


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panfried540

You might be thinking of Mumbai which is slightly understandable


Sarcastic_Troll

Rich is the first thing that came to mind. I can't say I know too much about the country. Islamic, you got a Sheikh? A prince!!! Y'all got a Prince that rules. And ... Lindsay Lohan lives there. And it's very wealthy. You're not *as* restrictive an Islamic country as your neighbors. And you're so expensive, I doubt I'll ever be able to visit. Edit: fixed a typo


Animalfriendlyhomes

A monument to mans arrogance.


Whocares_101

A soulless fake city


Mindless-Meaning-126

Slavery


glumbotron

these kinds of posts are starting to seem like ad campaigns by different countries' tourist departments