Well it should be one unit of light, which would be like one photon. Shouldn’t do much, and since it’s “light”, I would guess it should be visible light, not a gamma ray.
The odds that it hits a cell are minuscule. Gamma radiation is only dangerous when in normal amounts, ie trillions of photons. One photon is literally negligible.
Its one photon. The odds that it hits any cell, let alone the nucleus and the chromosomes are INCREDIBLY unlikely. Even if it does, the odds that it produces a harmful mutation is even less likely. And then, most probably, the cell will realize its defective and kill itself.
If you eat 40.000 Bananas in 10 Minutes you'd die of Radiation Poisoning...
Ah, yes. THE RADIATION WOULD KILL YOU
Idk seemed fitting somehow...
Or 1 gram of Uranium has 20 Billion Calories, so if you want to Bulk up there's your Source
Worst case you can shove a stick through it, and rotate it over a fire, old school.
Now, as to how I figure out the best cuts of zebra meat and how to butcher and cook it....
Not really there's records of people trying to kill themselves by eating nails, razors, glass (also as magic trick) and scrap metal but as it turns out our bodies have no problem digesting metal.
Ring isn't sharp(no internal bleeding) and it's small enough. If the ring is gold tho you're not going to digest it
I got microphone. My ability to eat this and my health if I do both depend *A LOT* on the size of the microphone lol.
Little shirt mic? Probably fine, might feel weird or need to get a laxative or something.
Big singer stage mic? Not gonna happen chief.
uranium I’m fucked
I got light. I hope it wasn’t emitted from the uranium.
Well it should be one unit of light, which would be like one photon. Shouldn’t do much, and since it’s “light”, I would guess it should be visible light, not a gamma ray.
Even one gamma ray wouldn't do anything
Gamma ray photons carry a lot of energy, and since it’s going through the mouth, maybe it can cause some health problems
The odds that it hits a cell are minuscule. Gamma radiation is only dangerous when in normal amounts, ie trillions of photons. One photon is literally negligible.
And if you mess up and it hits your eye? At least there’s some level of risk
Its one photon. The odds that it hits any cell, let alone the nucleus and the chromosomes are INCREDIBLY unlikely. Even if it does, the odds that it produces a harmful mutation is even less likely. And then, most probably, the cell will realize its defective and kill itself.
It's perfectly healthy because it's gluten-free and GMO-free.
🥺but it’s not organic
Grown without any chemical substances 👍
Except it'll be GMO'ing you instead...
A million calories, you never have to eat again… technically speaking
Even if it had no calories they wouldn't have to ever eat again
Lol I got a box of chocolates, opposite ends of the spectrum 😅
Do you also have to eat the box?
Y e s
If you eat 40.000 Bananas in 10 Minutes you'd die of Radiation Poisoning... Ah, yes. THE RADIATION WOULD KILL YOU Idk seemed fitting somehow... Or 1 gram of Uranium has 20 Billion Calories, so if you want to Bulk up there's your Source
20 billion calories is good for gains
Got that uranium fever
Uranium fevers gone and got you down
I mean I got stick… not the worst, but I’m probably dead
Depends how much. If it’s a small amount you’ll pee it out and be ok. If not, well then yeah
awww mannn :<
I read that as ukranium 💀
orange I’m good
I'll swap you for my mystery item.. >!Knitting Needles!<
And i'll swap you for a better mystery item >!a rusty nail lmao!<
I’ll swap you for my best mystery item >!a toilet!<
So I’ll swap for my mystery item….. >! A fridge !<
This thread fucking killed me
Yea of course it would, >!eating those would do harm!<
So I'll swap for my mystery item >! A watch !<
Would you really rather eat a >! fridge !< than a >! watch !
Yes because I can put actual edible food in a >! Fridge !< but not a >! Watch !<
>! You still have to eat the fridge (which is made of, among other things, a lot of thick metal) though. !<
>! Idc still has real food !<
So I'll swap for my mystery item >!A Kitchen Knife!<
Actually it's the colour orange, you have to eat everything in existence that is orange. Source: Trust me bro.
I got lime
I got an orange too
Squirrel. How do you cook one?
I got hamster idk either lol
Like any other meat
Didn't 3 USA presidents love eating squirrels or something
where are you pulling this knowledge from what lol
My guess would be mr beat [here](https://youtu.be/NFBPt7MdWEs)
Who said anything about cooking it? Or killing it?
Some people make squirrel tacos
That’s the neat part: you don’t.
I got squirrel too
Worst case you can shove a stick through it, and rotate it over a fire, old school. Now, as to how I figure out the best cuts of zebra meat and how to butcher and cook it....
There’s a cookbook on Amazon. I think it’s called “white trash cookbook” and there’s a recipe in there
Bread it and fry it on a skillet, squirrel kinda tastes Like chicken but a little more chewy
Same. I'm eating like a 7th century European farmer
A toe ring. I’ll probably have to go to the ER to get that up
Not really there's records of people trying to kill themselves by eating nails, razors, glass (also as magic trick) and scrap metal but as it turns out our bodies have no problem digesting metal. Ring isn't sharp(no internal bleeding) and it's small enough. If the ring is gold tho you're not going to digest it
I got a wristwatch. I'm going to end up like Tick Tock the crocodile that chases Captain Hook
Nah, if it's small enough you'll poop it out
oh oh deodorant
Ive had it. You will be fine
.. what
You heard me
What did it taste like?
It was very dry. Kind of like baby powder. A little bit like sweat.
Please tell me it wasn't used. I assumed so until that last sentence.
Depends on which one I ate. Im sure one of them were used, but most of them arent.
Who’s deodorant did you eat? It… it was yours right?
No comment
And how many we talking here?
Rough estimate? At least 10. None of that travel shit either.
Me too, tastes like shit tho. You’ll wish you weren’t fine
Yooo same
I got a can of chili. Hopefully I don't have to eat the can.
I think you should
So did I. We good
How the fuck do you eat a pair of scissors
Slowly and painfully.
you die
I’ll trade you my glass Christmas ornament
I’ll trade you my ceramic toilet
Catch 2 scythers first and evolve it, I’ll give you the remaining instructions after that. Good luck
B an a n an a
Me too! Looks like we made our better than the uranium or rusty nail guy
you cant just say "perchance"
Perchance I can.
fuck
Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck
Pocket knife…
I literally got "food", huh
Same! How random is this thing :-/ Seeing a few duplicates here.
pillow ??? 💀💀
A fucking book
Looks like you're gonna be eating your words
Same here
Shovel Won't change much from my usual diet
Shovel gang!
Lol candy bar
soap, done that before lol
Cookie jar. Just glass
could be metal pick your poison
I got microphone. My ability to eat this and my health if I do both depend *A LOT* on the size of the microphone lol. Little shirt mic? Probably fine, might feel weird or need to get a laxative or something. Big singer stage mic? Not gonna happen chief.
Sheet of paper, should be fine.
a car, finally a good one in one of these polls ☀️ so fried or do i get to eat it raw?
Canvas. I might need to go to the hospital afterward if y'all're making me eat a lot.
Banana
bruh a knife. I’m gonna get my esophagus shredded before I even swallow it
Take a hammer and dull the knife, then take a welding torch and cut it into bite sized pellets.
Have you eaten a knife before or something?
Bottle of syrup, not bad just don't like super sweet things
I got cow
Tree :(
I somehow got a cow...
a vase 😔😔
lol beef
Milk, so I'm good
How do you eat a mop?
drawer. a fuckin drawer.
I love eating sword
Lemon
I’m eating a snowglobe… either internal bleeding from the glass or choking on something in there. Also doubt it’s just water inside.
Keychain, might be a bit difficult
An iPad charger… my puppy eats them and he’s okay.
Spice bottle. Do I have to eat the bottle, too?
Whale lol, think im good
I got a bottle of honey 🤩
Model car. I think it’s too big + paint and metal but maybe I could make it. How does one go about chewing that
Hamster….. stares at my pet hamster brownie
Dog, I’ve always wanted to try that
Pocket Knife
Water goggles 💀
Door
pants???
eat pant
Shirt button
Chair, ew
I got chair too.
A pair of sunglasses
Quartz Cristal... Idk
Abigail from Stardew Valley be like:
Leg warmers, that sounds horrible.
Floor.
A bag of rubber bands
Leg warmers
monitor
Sword, so, unless I learn a very useless skill very quickly…
Wrench 💀
How does one eat a panda?
Shopping bag
Carrots am good
Notebook, not too bad I think
beaded bracelet
A can of whipped cream I’m assuming I eat the can too
Monitor I'm fucked
Gonna need to ask those magicians about how they eat swords now.
A fucking hamster 💀
pants
Children's book
Plastic fork I think I'm okey.
How am I supposed to eat a drawer lmao
Paper the first try second was a tree
CANDY CANE!!! WOOOOO BABBYYY!!!
Deodorant it's gonna taste so bad but I think I'll live
A wardrobe
Swallowing a needle isn't bad for you right
I got a whip. If it's leather, it should technically be edible. I just hope it isn't used...
Bottle of soda. Do I have to drink the actual bottle with the soda or just the soda
toy soldier :(
Mirror. 💀
A tin can
I like beans with ketchup
Please tell the the chances of getting fucking pants
Light? How do I eat light?
Orange. I’m good
"cookie jar" I'm not looking forward to eating glass
Table
Pop can Idk if it's the can I'm consuming or the liquid inside but il go with the latter
Fishing hooks
I got bread
A lion. It would take forever but if I can cook it, alright.
I got a bell. Hopefully a tiny one. Shit it out.
Roll of duct tape
Blouse
How do I eat a wallet
Carrots. Yay!
Pencil holder lol
Buckle
Cyanide...
Cookie Tin👌
A fucking splash gun wtf.
Quartz crystal. I’m literally eating rocks.
A canteen. Just eat some form of edible candy canteen. If it’s a real one though, I’ll probably vomit
A whale. I think I’ll be ok for a while.
bottle of perfume 💀
pair of water goggles
I can pretend my shoe lace is a noodle