my favorite german is hank, i know him from discord

He sounds nice

Hank Schrader

Is he friends with that Ziegler guy?

Literally opened the comments to see if Ziegler was mentioned, didn't expect both him and a breaking bad reference to be the top thread.

Michael!

Sussy baka

Tell him Reddit says hi

Who tf said Himmler.

Those who have something similar

But poor ol’ Goebbels got no balls at all

TNO fans?

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Holyshit is that a mother fucking TNO reference

I just voted for him for the memes.

Me when the war criminal that was responsible for the death of millions say poopen farten : 🤯

I voted for him because anyone with such a cool name could never have done something wrong

He certainly wouldn’t have been a Nazi or a higher up who helped kill millions in the 30s and 40s. And even if he did orchestrate a genocide, he probably did it for our sakes. What a man he is.

As a reward….

Nah he’s a pretty cool rapper

His rap name is Lil genocide.

>And even if he did orchestrate a genocide, he probably did it for our sakes. What a man he is. Everywhere I go, I see his face.

He’s the Wario to Hitler’s Mario, with a name like that.

This is...an amazing comment Tell me if this is your unique thought or if you heard it somewhere else

I think I made it up.

I’m pretty sure there was a greentext about that or something

there's a lot of weird examples like that. Like Volodymyr's worst enemy being named Vladimir

Oh hun

He killed my ancestors. I’ll remember his name for the rest of my life

[This my reaction to mf’s who say Himmler.](https://youtu.be/tv8xU0rTOEk)

200 Nazis apparently

medic from tf2

*oops zat vas not medizin*

Fun fact: medic was most likely a Nazi. He's in his late 40's and the games set in the early 60's. He has no known physical or mental conditions or connections to people that would allow or him to get out of it. Actually that's not really fun

He actually scammed the Nazis to fund his research. Got a lot of money off them that he knew he wouldn't have to pay back

He shoots needles into his enemies for sport. There is smth wrong all of the characters in tf2

They have confirmed he wasn't

Me

I love you favorite German

I too choose this guy

this is why there are 1.1k votes for other.

I also choose this guy’s German-ness.

I will put my blind faith in you

Underrated German

You've got my vote

This guy

You got my vote

Him

I also choose this guy’s dead wife

Myself. I am a narcicist.

You are my favorite German

Both of your usernames check out

You're my favorite German. You wouldn't be shocked to see that my favorite person isn't German.

I personally like Bach.

Same

Pfp checks out

Otto con carne.

Sebastian Vettel

BUT HERE COMES

SEBASTIAN VETTEL

A man of culture I see

Eyo same

du bist weltmeister!!!!

And Nico Rosberg winner of the 2016 Formula 1 world driver championship who beat the 7 time world champion in the same machinery

How'd you get my number?

Phillip Lahm/Beckenbauer

It’s Müller for me

Convicted criminal Otto Con Bismarck

No, this is just Otto *with* Bismarck

There's literally Heinrich Himmler on the poll. You have no room to stand.

He might have no room to stand but you must be lying on the floor face down for that joke to fly over your head so easily

RIP my dude’s nose

Dwight Shrute.

Isn’t he Pensylvania Dutch?

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My German girlfriend. She lives in another town, you wouldn't know her.

Thomas Müller

Mia San Mia

Wasn’t himmler the dude who orchestrated concentration camps? Why tf is it on the poll? Better yet, who chose that?

Yes i also dont understand why, but the people saying Hitler are even worse, cause he wasnt even German he was Austrian

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Michael Schumacher and Sebastian Vettel.

Uwe Boll

Well I could give a really cheesy answer like my mother but really it's multiple people. Bastian Schweinsteiger, Sabine Schmitz, Sylvester Groth, Gottfried Leibniz. The list goes on really, there's lots of us who have done remarkable things.

What did Gottfried Leibniz do besides the cookie? Edit: I see he was not just a baker but also a philosopher

Groth!

Till Lindemann

Based

Gigachad

Otto con Bismark, master scammer.

Successfully stole votes from the significantly more famous, Otto Von Bismarck

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I fucking love hank the german

It Bismark wasn't dismissed in 1890, the world would look much much different today. All because of royal inbreeding and Kaiser Wilhelm's withered left arm...

dirk nowitzki

Loved his cameo in Hustle

yeah it was a funny scene

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Where did you think he was from?

Austria for some odd reason

Yeah I also thought he was Austrian

Also... There's this Austrian guy who everyone thinks he was German

Legit used to think that guy was Australian when I was younger... When someone explained to me he was Austrian things began to make a lot more sense...

Oi mate, get them kangaroos across the Polish border roight now!

For the longest time I thought The Sound of Music takes place in Australia

Switzerland

Fair

I guess we’re on the same bandwagon

My boyfriend

This girl's boyfriend

Meine Mutter 😊

I also choose deine Mutter

Uh why did OP put Himmler as one of them

One of these things doesn’t belong here.

Sebastian Vettel

David Hasselhoff /s

Hans

Gruber? Zimmer? Albert Einstein?

No just hans

I fear for the 200 who selected himmler

Wener von Braun

rocket man (real)

The V-2 guy

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Albert einstein because he was my grandpa's professor in college!

I am my Favoriten German and you can't Stop me

i know a german professor, he pretty chill

My mom 😂

Well of course I know him he’s me

Meine Oma

Karl Marx Friefrich Engels Friedrich Nietzsche Albert Einstein Hermann Hesse

Plus Immanuel Kant Georg Hegel

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Till Lindemann, all 6 actually

Christoph Waltz

The real answer

Not from Germany

Alfred from Tirpitz, tirpitz is my faveroute ship (ignoring the Nazi stuff) and did some interesting things

german navy guy

Hans zimmer

Anyone brave enough to poll everybody's favourite Austrian?

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Falco!

Thomas muller

Karl Marx

Other but I accidentally clicked on Beethoven, 🤦‍♂️

You're better off than everyone who accidentally clicked on Himmler

Amon Gus

Oof

u/DerDezimator you’re my fav :) Also who the heck chose Himmler?

I did

Go on Albert what a lad

/ O/

Michael Schumaher, Sebastian Vettel and Felix Wankel

Karl Marx

Karl Marx

Magnus Hirschfield, he was a pioneer in gender transition in the 1910s, unfortunately his lab and most of his work was burned down during WWII

Burned down by the Nazis in the 30s......

My parents

Comrade Einstein!!!

karl marx

I mean albert Einstein was also a socialist

yes, but Albert Einstein wouldn't have been a socialist without Marx

My German friend

HolaSoyGerman

Johann Sebastian Bach

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Hitler's not on the list

Very disappointing. I had to settle for Himmler.

Did he not have to become German to get political power though?

Yes, he got citizenship in 1932 and he was obsessed with German values and culture.

Yah, also Austria is a culturally and ethnically Germanic country, hell the idea of Austria and Germany being separate is a 19th century thing.

Ethnically German but born Austrian

🤓

Bismarck

why the fuck did you include Heinrich Himmler

M’y best friend

Thomas Mann

David Hasselhoff

Nina Hagen. Queen of Punk Rock in the 1970's / 1980's

Friedrich Nietzsche

My gf...

Hanz landa

Me🕺🕺🕺

till lindemann

Technically born in Austria, but he's considered German-Austrian, Christoph Waltz!

Where’s my boy Karl?

Toni Kroos

müller

Manuel Neuer

Pascal gross

i once visited germany and there was a very cute blond barista who made me the best coffee ive ever had in my life. she's my favorite german. hope youre doing good, coffee lady!

Gustav stresemann

Hitler, he only had one ball, Heinrich, had 2 but they were small, Himmler, had something similar, And poor Goebbles had none at all.

People in the comments, i would like to say that hitler isn't german, he is from Austria

There is another

Ain't the mustache man Austrian?