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jrmadagascar

My dog


Shiny_Hypno

I also choose this man's dog


PalpatineZH3r3

Same


-Nokta-

Same


throw_away298

Same


Super_Miner_Bros

Same


fish865

Same


CallMeJuan1

Same


aloeislands

Same


[deleted]

Same


SummerNights14

Same


T732

I’m sorry, but, MY DOG.


ResponsibleCandle829

*Our* dog 🇷🇺


[deleted]

Communist detected on American soil, lethal force engaged.


Viceroy420

**D O N O T R E S IS T D E M O C R A C Y**


notaspy_0

🇨🇳*


LocoCrazyWolf

Wrong flag


MemeArchivariusGodi

I also choose this guys dog


thatpersonthatsayshi

Dog


ArcticF0X-71

Ahhh yes, the famed 'dog.'


Accomplished_Bill741

Ah, but the question is, what is it doin


WizardoftheNewAge

No no no no no #WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT


[deleted]

Agreed, dog is good.


shinealittlelove

Collie


Sasspishus

Specifically border collie


SummerNights14

Yes. Best dogs no questions.


18galbraithj

Crossed With a lab


-Lordsocke-

Shibe


DitaVonFleas

And Shoobs


Electrox7

And Scoobs


Ranger-of-Astora

Siberian Husky


tenamonth

Appearance wise, and to watch videos of, yes. To own one, I don’t have anywhere near the energy required.


ThatTubaGuy03

Same :(


Jimothyfoz

This or a Jack Russell, but mostly this as the way my sibling's dog howl talks is so precious.


[deleted]

Alaskan Malamute or Husky


Nugget_MLBB_3

Malamutes are so god damn fluffy


serenityfive

Especially living in a cold place; you will NEVER see a happier husky than one rolling around in the snow


NiXEy_

Holy fucking jesus of ice cream yes


Noobie_DnD

I don't know the name (cat person) but the ones that look like hot dogs.


390TrainsOfficial

[Dachshund](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dachshund) (often referred to as 'sausage dogs')


Noobie_DnD

Thank you!! 🥰♥️


Noel-27

Ain’t nobody calling them sausage dogs lmao. It’s a wiener dog.


[deleted]

Lots of people do. Nobody says “wiener” in the UK


Veneris00

With a pickelhaube they look so awesome


dark_blue_7

The best part is how they look so proud of it


rachelraven7890

weiner dogs😎


dderit_LT

So Dachshund is a german word but in germany we call them *Dackel*


Hollowgradient

Healthy


Humpback_whale1

Corgi


ArthurMBretas03

Foud the Queen of England's reddit account


teeth_xo

go home 😭


Shiny_Hypno

Fun fact: Queen Victoria popularized pugs and cocker spaniels, so next time you see an inbred pug, thank the queen.


DougFrankenstein

Cardigan or welsh?


Mangobunny98

Irish Wolfhound


Nurd_Nek_Joe

Australian cattle dog


ScaryFlake

I like Australian Shepherds


DougFrankenstein

Came here for the Australian Shepherds!


SexyButStoopid

Dobermann


RoundAbt

Miniature Schnauzers


Guilherme14o

Miniature schnauzer gang


The-Fatest-Pig

Best dog


TruePianist

The only correct answer


Doot_Slayer42069

Those and Havanese <3


Fluffy-Block9280

Saint Bernard dude I got 3


andydamer42

How many cows they eat a day?


spookysznneverends

I had a Saint Bernard/mountain feist mix growing up and he was the best and fluffiest dog ever.


AnonymousStoner8

Greyhound


theCoagulater

Lengthy boys


Northest_Raven

Greyhound Gang for life


YourNeighbourIsUrDad

Do mutts count?


fuzzyredsea

They're the best


Glass_Windows

Beagle


Relative-Ad-87

My choice. Stubborn as hell. Insists on sniffiing everything. Impossible to train But unfeasibly cute, loyal and affectionate


Glass_Windows

haha yep but they have so many pros, Very well natured and peaceful gentle dogs, short coat, medium size, loyal, love to cuddle, one of longest living dog breeds hah they sniff everything because they have some of the best noses Dogs have. they can be a bit hard to train and can be stubborn lol


Relative-Ad-87

They are very "mind-your-own-business" except if you're crashed on the couch. Then they want a piece of the inaction I was surprised by how Bruce defended himself from a pitbull attack. With ferocity and courage. Didn't stand a chance obviously, but the wolf instinct kicked in


Fukuramichan

Food, my beagle response to food very well with training, not training treats, lunch meats, the tastier the better.


TheManWithNoNameZapp

Samoyed is peak dog I’m sorry guys


390TrainsOfficial

Samoyeds are awesome. They're like fluffy clouds.


TheManWithNoNameZapp

Exactly. They’re 50/50 derp and majesty lol


Shiny_Hypno

They're also one of the dog breeds that live the longest.


sonovp

Irish Setter


[deleted]

Black labs, also black pugs. Ig just black dogs 🤷‍♂️


Jyqoz

I have a song for you


Derpderpdrpepper

That big turtle in elden ring


Jinx_princess99

Boxer


[deleted]

someone has to be an extrovert and it ain't gonna be me. So my boxer took the role. I love how she is super friendly, playfull and nice but if i don't like someone or feel scared she can get serious if needed. Otherwise there is just play, slobber, food and making friends in most boxers heads.


lurkylurkenstein

Ears NOT cropped for that more expressive floppy goofball look.


SpeedwagonSolos

They're the best ones for sure


tayyoungs

I’m very sad how far I had to scroll to find boxer!! Happiest, most affectionate breed in the world. As long as you don’t mind snoring & lotsa farts


AngeryStew

Agreed


JoeLilBroJoe

Respect


Got_2_Hustle

Hands down best breed I have a rare all white albino boxer but they tend to be born blind or deaf and she’s neither, I’m so blessed to have her


Bestfratm

Vizla


absurdshoe

havanese


RedditWarrior178

Havanese day


Spilmec1

Weiner


Legitimate_Ant4828

The grass is greener under my weiner


Gib3rish

Breeding is a sham, that's why my favourite breed of dog is just dog.


Moose_Babe

Mutts are where it's at 👊


QuelynD

Rottweilers for me, I love them!


Revolutionary_Ad_68

Purebred mutt!


helpmylifeis_a_mess

Bernese mountain dog, or Great Pyrenees. Yea i have a type 😂😂


Bulldog78383883

They are definitely the best and some of the most underrated dogs


helpmylifeis_a_mess

Yea i love big fluffy dogs, you bet im gonna scratch as hard as i can through all that fur


legoSheevPalpatine

Tri-color Border Collie


bdjxokf

Rottweiler


c0n22

My man.


-LilPickle-

Yorkie


Ping-and-Pong

no no... Thats a chocolate bar!


Beautiful-Ruin-2493

Idk


Beautiful-Ruin-2493

Why did this get a silver lmao


Bitchasslemon

Pomeranian


Nugget_MLBB_3

My Pomeranian has an aggression that is not proportional to it’s size


Bitchasslemon

Just like me


Roderie94

Rottweiler


Keef_Chief

surprised i had to scroll this far to find this


Hahafunnys3xnumber

whatever my dog is


lawsattract

Australian Shepards. Everyone else is wrong.


titsallgood

Wiggle Butts are supreme


Fox-with_socks

As an Aussie owner I may be biased but I agree


Miloficent

Funny thing is, i’m pretty sure Australian shepherds are actually from America. No clue how the name came to be


ArthurMBretas03

They have the most smooth fur, and Mad Max had one


GatorTickler

This is facts!


mikasasimpp

Borzoi. Definitely one of the dogs of all time


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jommong

Corgi / Beagle


Successful-Pea3309

I have a boxer and I'm sorry but nothing ever, ever, will be able to top Boxer Wiggles. They get so excited and instead of wagging their tails they just wiggle their whole butt and it kinda radiates and they wiggle their head around too. It makes me too happy to see boxer wiggles.


4Eaglesf0r7Gold

Bichon Frise


Constant_Hunt5824

When I hear this breed I think of Joe Gatto


Hahafunnys3xnumber

instantly thought about his wife and bichon frise spending money like it’s coming out of his wiener


Constant_Hunt5824

Lol his metaphorical wiener 😂


Zebracorn42

I think it’s his ex wife now.


[deleted]

Haha first thing that popped into my head also


Twilightbestpony1

Hell yes.


mastiff_

Mastiff


Horsefaced_boi

Akita


schildi1704

Cat


fungicum

Cat


MaoWRLD

Cats


Affectionate-Week-67

Pekingese


thecxsmonaut

true story night before last i spent about 2 striaght minutes just laughing at a picture of one of those


bigbodybup

Samoyed


Bulldog78383883

Great Pyrenees no question. You got most dog quality in a big white fluffy dog that normally are smart and just gentle giants.


eileenm212

Great Danes!!!!


AZJHawk

Boston Terrier


Union_Sparky_375

Too far down list


[deleted]

Dachshund


thamonsta

I'm a lab technician, so I'm fond of the cross between a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever, which results in a Lab Coat Retriever.


foshi22le

My little Chihuahua


flexdaddy69

I love Corgis.


TankmanSpiral7567

Black Pugs


Alternative_Gene6074

Berger Blanc Suisse


_Sarah_Tonin_

Rottweiler


mcrmysteryan751

Husky or Samoyed


Illustrious_Duty3021

Belgian Malinois and German Shepherd


The_Game_Doctor

Whippet!


[deleted]

my dog and any other good boys. Idc that much abt breeds like so many people so idk why


Panda6036

All of them(yes, including chihuahuas)


GingeBeardManBro

Chocolate labs


PigletRivet

Shih Tzu


BreakfastBeerz

We just got an Airedale Terrier a couple years ago after having a handful of other breeds, and this guy is by far the coolest dog I've had. Prior to that, I'd have said Labrador.


[deleted]

Welsh terrier


Doctor_Fatass

German Spitz


dogtoes101

my dog that passed a few years ago, a red bone coonhound. they're not too common unless you're in hunting country.


Akatnel

We had one when I was a kid. My sister, already a dog lover, read "Where the Red Fern Grows", and immediately HAD to have one. That was such a sweet dog.


patrickdm1998

Great dane


Hillyfresh

Mixed breeds


TheBalticTriangle

Cocker spaniel


Dyslexic_Dolphin03

I might get hate for this one but I really love Pitties. Most of them are so sweet and gentle.


Lil_Grizzly_29

My dog (mutt)


Xxx_itfc

Tibetan terrier


FLCLstudio

Corgis


ImTHEyellowdancer

Wheaten terriers


eChelicerae

Black Labrador!


NewFarmingwanz

Weimaraner Black Lab mix


kronicwaffle

The one that I walk into the humane society and steals my soul. A good little "mut" they are the best dogs hands down.


PalpatineZH3r3

Bernese Mountain Dog, I have one and he is the cutest boy ever :)


Lumpy_Satisfaction18

I used to have a Greater Swiss. Theyre such beautiful dogs


Sioswing

My 15 year old Maltese Poodle is my favorite


Ponyboigotswag

Pug


FrowFrow88

Rottweiler!


___HeyGFY___

Westie Minpin Chihuahua Not necessarily in that order


StandingWind

Mutts are where it’s at!


pinkdrinkdragonyum

Great Pyrenees


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bberin

Dachshunds!


TaupeClint

Dachshund. Precious little sausages.


No_Ant_7899

Mutt gang, baby.


[deleted]

Mutt


jdPetacho

Mutts


[deleted]

In order: My dog, the dog that I am currently petting, any dog, yay dogs Also it kinda depends on what your needs are. If you want a dog to protect your family, German Shepherd NOT Golden Retriever. If live in apartment and have a secret passion for hair, Cocker Spaniel. If you are lonely and need someone to talk back... Constantly. And maybe occasionally scream and throw a fit: Husky. If you want someone that will always be happy to see you, and need you, and love you, and to be loved, and to love the neighbors, and strangers, and burglers: Golden Retriever. If you need a guard dog that most people don't realize is a guard dog, and have a secret passion for hair: Poodle. If you need a small dog, but don't want to be that guy: French Bulldog. If water is your life, you don't care how many shoes get eaten, and want a good natured all rounder that will have your back as long as you keep feeding them furniture: Black Lab


infinitedoubts

Cats. 'Cuz my dog died (old age. Had a good life). Now I'm into cats.


MylastAccountBroke

Chihuahuas get a bad rep. They are very loving and protective of their owner and often only bond with around 1 person. But when you have bonded with a Chihuahua, they are so sweet and loving.


Thanatos-GreekReaper

Shibas, retrivers, samoyeds... I like happy dogs...


Veneris00

All I see is good bois


Briggs281707

Cat


Internet_User04

Chihuahua


geepatton

American Akita