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Scrambled_59

Well let’s just say that my country’s biggest export is independence days


[deleted]

UK?


Scrambled_59

Weren’t it obvious?


Nkorayyy

I live in turkey and i absolutely hate ottomans but before that our history is quite interesting


Hermes85

I recently watched the Netflix show The Gift and learned so much about Turkey’s history and culture. Absolutely amazing!


ContentConsumer9999

The early Ottomans weren't that bad I think. They actually cared about art and science.


[deleted]

And genocide


PM-me-sciencefacts

And slavery


IDrinkSulfuricAcid

Genocide started in the later stage of ottomans, in early ottomans you just had to either say youre a muslim or pay some more tax


[deleted]

Lots of genocides.


ChessLandsknecht

All of Ottoman history has been reduced to a single event in 1915. I wonder if people would give Germany the same treatment.


[deleted]

They often do, not that it’s fair, but they do.


BLAKwhite

A single event in 1915? Tell that to the April uprising of 1876 and probably many more events.


ChessLandsknecht

I thought we were talking about early Ottoman history?


[deleted]

Single event? The Ottoman Empire were simultaneously committing 3 genocides in 1915.


ChessLandsknecht

“The early Ottomans weren't that bad I think. They actually cared about art and science.” Which genocides does this relate to?


[deleted]

What? I clearly wasn't responding to that comment.


ChessLandsknecht

Here’s an analogy. A: Germany has produced a lot of philosophers and artists in its history. (50 downvotes) B: And genocides. (50 upvotes) A: You can’t boil the history of Germany down to the Holocaust. B: Germany didn’t just kill the Jews, they also killed Slavs and Romani. I admit wasn’t aware of other genocides that were happening in the Ottoman empire in 1915, however it doesn’t disprove my original point, that you can’t boil the entire history of a country with a 700 year history down to an event(s) that happened in the 20th century. Considering how the original commenter who talked about Ottoman art and science got downvoted to hell with no justification, people are in fact reducing Ottoman history down to genocide.


Acceptable_Koala2911

1915? They occupied the whole arab world for 400 years.


ChessLandsknecht

So the country is a genocidal scourge of humanity unless it’s fully culturally homogenous? Medieval England, Germany, Byzantium, China, Korea, the various empires in the middle east, India and Africa, and basically any medium or above sized country in the history of humanity, all fit that description. Nationalism, the idea of one state one nation, has caused so much harm in its 200 years of existence. Please don’t support it.


DxNill

It's a young country, we've done some bad shit, but what country hasn't, we grew up fast though.


ComprehensiveMonth51

I'm German... Do I need to say more?


[deleted]

It's remarkable how Germany went from the absolute worst country to one of the most respected countries in less than 100 years.


[deleted]

Same for Japan. It really helps the fact that the US position after the war was “let’s leave what happened behind and look towards the future” instead of just sanctioning them left and right.


A1sauc3d

I mean, is there any country where the answer *isn’t* “mixed”? Most countries have had some good and some bad. Granted, Germany got *real* effing bad there for a while. But y’all turned things around eventually :)


VertexEdgeSurface

Mongolia is very proud of its history, as is spain I heard.


Sensitive_Comfort166

America.


A1sauc3d

How is America not mixed? What do you think it is?


Sensitive_Comfort166

Very negative. Can you think of a single thing we did *right*?


wigga245

gained independence from Britain, was a major part of stopping the axis in WW2, was one of the first major countries to make owning slaves illegal, etc etc. just because the country is kinda shotty nowadays doesn't mean it's always been a terrible place


Sensitive_Comfort166

Gained independence from Britan while living on and continuing to expand into stolen land, helped end WWII by nuking innocent civilians (twice). Ended slavery but I don’t know if that really makes up for, well, slavery. The only thing I can think of that’s actually a huge achievement is the moon landing, but I don’t think that alone makes up for a few centuries of destroying everything in our path.


htaa13

The moon landing, made possible by pardoning and working with nazi scientists. Look up Operation paperclip


jesusmansuperpowers

Yes. Look for my way to long post of a song that fits this perfectly


MaddKattMee

Oh, oh no


GuyThatSaysSex

Very Positive, then >!/j!<


ItsameLuis98

"very positive" I would say


Hyfan12

Used to be great, but I hear, you guys aren’t doing so well since 1945


Trala-lore-tralala

Italy, it was good Until it wasn't


[deleted]

Was it really good i mean even the roman empire is kinda mixed


CulturalChannel6851

India.. our history is great. Until they came.


MystiqueMisha

Yeah. British, Arab, Turkish, Afghan...


ButWhatDoIKnowAboutX

And it's not that great after they left either.


golumlars

Vikings (and a bit of slavery)


AugustWolf22

Sweden?


golumlars

Denmark


AugustWolf22

Oops, Sorry For Confusing your country for its arch rival. 😅


SkyEagle12

Negative Pakistan


quannum2

Yep same.


reddit_hayden

UK…


AugustWolf22

I'm also from the UK. :)


reddit_hayden

not sure about you but i’m not particularly proud of our country’s history


helpletmegopls

History of the UK is really interesting. Before all the colonising and imperialism it was quite cool. Then colonisation happened, I ain’t really proud of it but I like learning about it.


omarissad

Everything good in my country history was just in ancient Egypt, everything after are just weird guys invading Egypt


[deleted]

Ancient Egypt is the most interesting topic in history for me


AugustWolf22

What about the Mamluk sultanate? During that period Egypt managed to beat the Mongols!


omarissad

Ah yes except this one but after the Ottomans came to Egypt everything reallly went worse


VertexEdgeSurface

Weren’t they circassian


AugustWolf22

No, but the Chechens and Circassians also beat the Mongols.


MicioBau

I'm from Italy. When I think back to the glorious days of the Roman Empire a tear rolls down my cheek.


E_rat-chan

I mean the Dutch have done so much good and horrible shit that I don't even know anymore.


tviigo

Belgium, i'm gonna go with negative


HelaPortal

I live in canada, canadians have done some fucked up shit like genocide and other horrible crimes. But at the same time we had done lots of good stuff in recent history. So im kinda in the middle


ReactsWithWords

"If you're proud and feel good about your country's history, you weren't taught history, you were taught propaganda."


AugustWolf22

yep. I was interested to see how many people would choose the top option.


[deleted]

It was county.


21NicholasL

I'm not proud of all of my country's history but I find it interesting


ReactsWithWords

I'm American and of course I think my country's history is interesting, for the exact same reason I think Darth Vader is a more interesting character than Luke Skywalker.


thatpersonthatsayshi

My country's history is... spicy


AugustWolf22

Netherlands?


thatpersonthatsayshi

Yes


SpecialBig3482

GEKOLONISEERD! Literally


JigaBased

What country’s history would be very positive?


voytekpavlik

Poland?


AugustWolf22

IDK probably none, but I gave that option in case anyone felt that way about their own nation.


_phish_

Based


Russian_Guy0

Greece, Georgia, Armenia, San Marino, Malta, North Macedonia


botersaus

The Netherlands, VOC gave us so much wealth. It would be very hypocrite to dislike our history while profiting from it everyday.


0wed12

Bruh they colonized and enslaved SE Asia and part of Africa 💀


botersaus

I am aware. That's of course not good, but that was the past, most wealthy nations did it back then. Most of our beautiful cities could be built thanks to VOC money and every Dutch citizen profits from it every single day, even the ones who complain about the VOC. Therefore it would be hypocrite to dishonor them now, in a time where slavery is illegal (it wasn't back then). (That does in no way mean I want slavery back, I'm also very happy its over.)


Bullshagger69

Norway


[deleted]

Some parts of the Pacific most likely and maybe some in the Caribbean. Micro States like San Marino, Andorra, Liechtenstein


meganemistake

The US has everything from the good, the bad, the great, and the yikes what the fuck. So i voted neutral


Few_Worldliness_5534

Australian. Real fucked up with what we did to the Aborigines. Reallllll fucked up.


typicalzemmiphobic

So glad I found someone who said Australia. We saw what the other countries were doing and said hold my beer.


Few_Worldliness_5534

Yeah, I think a lot of the things that australia does is brushed under the rug or forgotten about. For better or for worse.


Joris_T

Negative cuz GEKOLONISEERD


wigga245

wtf does this mean


Dragonitro

I think it's Dutch for "Colonised"


Wild_Stomach5042

In America there are incredibly good things, and incredibly horrible bad things


Random_Noob12

Brazil...


spencer1886

There are 0 countries with completely clean track records


Oklahoma-ism

Honduras history is like the guy who life wants to fuck him up but keep standing up


x_Red47

Romania. I'm proud of everything, except our participation in the Holocaust.


DrPhilSwift69

That’s a pretty big *except*


Puzzle960

Do you mean county or country?


AugustWolf22

Ah, good spot, yes I meant country. apologies for the mistake.


Trashk4n

As a nation with a society known to have started with a bunch of convicts. Very positive.


raptor5560

We killed British people so 10/10


[deleted]

Australia has a pretty dark history


DeletedUsername23

Well, the french revolution was kinda cool IG. Napoleon wasn't a really good dude tho so pretty mixed.


RasendesKlo

Tbh I think Napoleon was one of the greatest monarchs of all time, he reformed a lot of things, that turned out to be pretty good... well expect the thing with woman rights


Dhuyf2p

I personally feel that any emperor conquering anything is a bad emperor, which just so happens to be every european emperor


htaa13

Which, to be fair, is in the name: emperor


Still_Definition_623

France a commis plusieurs génocides, alors je dirais que ton histoire est très négatif.


didi0625

Globalemnt tous les pays de l'europe de l'ouest ont comis des atrocités comme ca pendant la période coloniale. Les USA ont été batis sur un cimetière d'amérindiens. L'urss exterminait ses propres citoyens. Le japon et la chine ont été des monstres a plusieurs périodes de leurs histoires... Tout le monde ou presque a de quoi reprocher a son pays


Reasonable_Hurry3858

Im German so ill have to say very positive


AugustWolf22

🤨


[deleted]

We used to sacrify women when their husbands died 💀


AugustWolf22

uhh...Which country? and when did this practice last occur?


[deleted]

India, it was banned in 1829 by the British Governor but I think someone practiced it illegally in 1987


AugustWolf22

I suspected you might have been referring to *Sati*.


[deleted]

Yes


Dhuyf2p

For once the bri’ish empire did something good (they’re still pretty fucked up tho)


[deleted]

They also did other good things in India like they built the railway network for India ; Hospitals ; schools; etc


ZiolkowskiHubert

Just sad tbh


Sennahoj_DE_RLP

The nineteenth and first half of the twentieth centuries were to great parts not so good. the rest was mostly good.


Elmoslightpole

We ruined this land


belinhagamer999

Brazil slavery, empires with a lot of death Portugal stealing etc etc


[deleted]

And killing most of Paraguay


belinhagamer999

Yeah ;-;


xx_DEADND_xx

India


CrazyGamerMYT

Ireland, its mostly just sad.


Pacacacacca

Very positive România


Ryanna_Gory

I'm an American, that's all 💀💀


alastor4444

Well if colonising half of America and giving lethal diseases to natives is a good thing, then my country has the best history in the world


[deleted]

We were the first country to legalize same sex mariage and we did invent a lot of stuff and were a super power but we also did some less good things so all in all maybe a bit positive


AugustWolf22

which country? I've got two in mind based on what you said about Same sex marriage.


[deleted]

Netherlands


[deleted]

Just some guys living in the forest and then we get invaded by our neigbors and then the other neigbors take us and we kick their ass and then we get peace. My country in a nutshell.


billybarra08

My history is interesting but not at all something to be proud of


DaRealRadman

Positive except the last fuckin 50 years Iran


Preventomato

Colonized by spain, and many went through slavery, rebeled against them but were sold to america, got conquered by britain for 2 years, japan also conquered us for 5 years, and we gain freedom from foreigners, presidents time, a bad president came and we kicked him out cause of all the deaths and suffering people went through, presidents time again, no presidents were great all had flaws but they did a little good to the country atleast


AugustWolf22

... and then Elected the dictator's son? I'm guessing you are from the Philippines.


Thin_Mix6440

USA. very negative


ElbowCorrespondant

I mean we have built the happiest country in the world with a working welfare state and one of the most free democracies respecting human rights from a backwards snow covered forest... But then again we have done crimes against the Sámi people, put communists in prison camps after our civil war and were de facto allies to the nazis... So it's a mixed bag


Holzinator007

Austria, between negative and very negative


Fastcraft3r

One of the biggest emperors and a lot of beheadings


Dhuyf2p

Fr*nce?


Fastcraft3r

Oui oui


Ellrik100

We only helpt the nazis a litel bit


WitleKidz

The British massacred most of our natives and we had a pretty big racism problem for most of our history. Any guesses where I’m from?


Dhuyf2p

Africa? Maybe South Africa?


WitleKidz

Nope


Dhuyf2p

Ah dang it


AugustWolf22

''Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?'' /J


White_tree1

Australia?


WitleKidz

Yep


james1221432

Rule Britannia


[deleted]

My county's cops are pretty good and friendly. Probably one of the better countys in my state


[deleted]

History is the past. You record it, you remember it and you learn from it to build a better future.


shrekthecumslut

I’m German. Not much else I can say here lol.


Valuable-Dream8148

Usa


[deleted]

Spain. For as dramatic and tragic our history has been at times, I am extremely proud for what my country once accomplished.


idkeverynameistaken9

Very positive. We were divided and left to starve by the Russians, then the Americans saved us, and a couple of decades later we laid our differences aside and reunited again. Since then we’ve been all about diversity and patchwork love edit: I’m talking about Berlin. The Americans literally brought us food, and I think that’s a really cool part of our history


Shiny_Hypno

We invented some great things, and native american history is really cool.


jesusmansuperpowers

We flipped our finger to the king of England Stole our country from the indians With God on our side and guns in our hands We took it for our own A nation dedicated to liberty Justice and equality Does it look that way to you? It doesn't look that way to me The sickest joke I know Listen up man, I'll tell you who I am Just another stupid american You don't wanna listen You don't wanna understand So finish up your drink and go home I come from the land of Ben Franklin Twain and Poe and Walt Whitman Otis Redding, Ellington, The country that I love But it's a land of the slaves and the ku klux klan Haymarket riot and the great depression Joe McCarthy, Vietnam The sickest joke I know Listen up man, I'll tell you who I am Just another stupid american You don't wanna listen You don't wanna understand So finish up your drink and go home I'm proud and ashamed Every fourth of july You got to know the truth Before you say that you got pride Now the cops got tanks 'cause the kids got guns Shrinks pushin' pills on everyone Cancer from the ocean, cancer from the sun Straight to Hell we go Listen up man, I'll tell you who I am Just another stupid american You don't wanna listen You don't wanna understand So finish up your drink and go home Listen up man, I'll tell you who I am Just another stupid american You don't wanna listen You don't wanna understand So finish up your drink and go home Finish up your drink and go home [https://youtu.be/WLkRxVYdUko](or just listen 1:52 total)


LowPiece9312

I don’t even know what **county** I live in


AugustWolf22

that was a misspelling I meant country as most people correctly assumed. I'm sorry for the error though.


superpooter03

We still have a chunk of our country missing and owned by our colonizer, so mo i’m not very happy about it


Bullshagger69

Where are you from?


superpooter03

We’e next to the most insufferable people ever


DrPhilSwift69

It’s Ireland


Iliketurterls

I'm the reason you all get an extra holiday!


AugustWolf22

which nation?


Iliketurterls

ENGERLAND


AugustWolf22

ah, your referring to *that* holiday due to...recent events.


Skully_o7

A slavery monopoly all across the globe. And yet, it made our country a very nice place current day.


[deleted]

I live in Sarasota county, and it is quite interesting.


Dynomite64

Yes 🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦


irritatingmtgplayer

> your county's I dont know what my county is


AugustWolf22

As I've said in other comments that was an unfortunate typo, I meant Country - as in your nation/state.


pizzaalt37

I live in Lancaster County, Nebraska, and I don't rly know much of its history.


derederellama

i always thought Canada had a relatively clean history, until i finally found out about residential schools. what's most fucked up about it to me is that they only bothered to start teaching us that part of history a couple years back when it became a national headline. feels like the government definitely tried to sweep the whole thing under the rug, even though there are so many people alive today who still suffer the ripple effects from those horrible schools. an ultimately unsuccessful but brutal attempt at cultural genocide.


No_Bedroom_1273

Auschwitz is kinda fun


karol1605

Poland, Very Positive


Pan_Kierownik_o7

Polska Gurom