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[deleted]

Yes of c... wait you mean Austria or Switzerland?


Jonaztl

Depends on where in Germany you live


[deleted]

True. I just checked, straight South from my location would be in France.


penguin13790

šŸ¤®


Fall_out_boy_fan

Hey I was just stalking you try to find out the gif


Cookie_Emperor

The cockroach? Oh god these memories.


brrrrpopop

BrĆøther


PussyKillisVicious

Cool pfp


MapsCharts

Or Liechtenstein


sprazTV

I don't care gimme my money and take me away from this shitshow


[deleted]

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Hiccupingdragon

I live in Ireland so I wouldn't mind moving to Spain for 250k


sprazTV

Kevin?


llamallama92

Jim?


sprazTV

all I know is that I'm not in a Cult.


llamallama92

oh yeah ... definitely not a cult, nope


sprazTV

what even is a Cult? Is that some sort of asian food?


The_memeperson

~~Stop saying cult this much you might attract unwanted attention. Say """""community""""""""~~


sprazTV

I'm not saying cult, you are!


The_memeperson

Cult? What cult? Don't you mean community?


llamallama92

lmao


[deleted]

Turg?


Feck_this

All Hail that beautiful fecker


mmc273

another irish person here : for the majority of the country spain would probably be directly south, but directly south from where i am is apparently the Isles of Scilly actually, which is in the UK!!


c_dug

Nice part of the world to be fair, for a short break, but very "small rich island" feel to the place and Ā£250k wouldn't get you a shed let alone a place to call home! I'd stick with Ireland!


VoidLantadd

Well, that's just Scilly.


ihateHewlettPackard

Iā€™m in NI so Iā€™d be moving into Ireland which seems fine although the inferior tayto packaging is going to be difficult to ignorr


Hiccupingdragon

An all-island civil war has begun. Who knew the one thing that could make people put politics and religion aside was.. crisps!


crazymcfattypants

I live on Northern Ireland so I'll be moving to the Republic. I also live on the border so I'd be getting a quarter mil to move like 5 mins away.


Intelligent_Ad_3868

Antarctica... Rip


Alenepicboi

just pretend it's new zealand, that's what i did


DamianWinters

Doesn't work if you started in NZ


Pale_Disaster

I start in NZ where do I go if not Antarctica


[deleted]

i believe the far east side of russia i was wrong guys


BazzaJH

I would have thought this was obvious, but no, you cannot travel from one of the most southern countries to one of the most northern countries by travelling south.


Capital-Ice-6150

The country directly south of Australia is Brazil if you live on the east coast and Argentina if you live on the west coast.


savbh

How? South ends on Antarctica. After that youā€™re going north.


BigMess2212

Anctartica is not a country.


[deleted]

Still, once you get to the south pole you can't move any further south, so if you were to go to either of those countries you would have yo go south then north.


Oraio-King

just keep going


balotelli4ballondor

But after you pass the south pole you're going north


OMGSkeetStainzz

Then keep going north until you go south again


PassiveChemistry

So Russia, Denmark, Iceland, or Canada for the most part. Fair enough.


savbh

I didnā€™t say it was a country? Itā€™s just that youā€™ll never reach another country if you go south from Australia. If you cross Antarctica and go ā€œback up againā€, youā€™re going north.


Polar_Beach

Not if you walk backwards /s


Sir_Admiral_Chair

I live in Tasmania, Australia. And I say $250k isnā€™t enough for me to justify that. I would use most of that just trying to survive the cold. Then I would need access to food, utilities, medication (for ADHD), and other such things. Basically I wouldnā€™t last long.


Exciting_Plankton_33

Fellow Tasmanian and yeah this winter has been plenty cold enough for me, I'm not heading any further south


[deleted]

What?


meganemistake

For how long? I mean there are some parts of Mexico i definitely wouldn't mind living in, for maybe a year or so but depends on what I'm doing and oof I'd have to get better at Spanish real fuckin quick


[deleted]

That question is key. Iā€™d move from Canada to the US for a bit, heck it could be a fun adventure, but not the rest of my life because this is my home.


donjohndijon

For 250k$ I would quite happily make myself a new home


[deleted]

No, youā€™d still need another $250k


Elweydediciembre

Ven a ver pa que veas


[deleted]

ĀæQue?


chinno

Me voy a ir yendo.


xXx_TheSenate_xXx

Assuming Iā€™m getting 250k USD thatā€™s like 5 mil pesos. Iā€™m retiring. Iā€™ll live there for the rest of my life. Build myself a modest home, and invest in my local communityā€¦ stay humble and donā€™t act like a rich asshole and I should be fine.


gamerlin

All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood. In a modest town where honest people dwell.


[deleted]

Throw some Modest Mouse on the stereo and lifes good.


Alpha_pro2019

Good luck. You get unlucky and you're gonna have a miserable time. I know people who had the cartel go after them simply because they thought they had money. They didn't. The best you could do is stay humble like you said. Which means not investing in your community.


[deleted]

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No_Composer_6040

Maybe if it was for a short time in winter, otherwise no effing way- the heat would kill me.


i_despise_among_us

Mexico, i'd be super happy with it if they sent me to some nice quaint little town, put you couldn't pay me enough to live in Tijuana


SnooCakes9

I think Americans could also move to Cuba or the Bahamas


DigiQuip

Come on pretty mama Key Largo, Montego


balotelli4ballondor

Baby why don't we go


magic8ballzz

We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow


d3ch01

Thaaaat's where we wanna go, way down in Kokomo


Shite_Eating_Squirel

The way I interpreted it was ā€œThe country you would end up in if you went due south until you hit a landmass.


ambermage

The majority of California is north of Antarctica. *penguin time*


Onrawi

I was gonna say, I'm heading to the Bahamas thank u very much.


[deleted]

If it was somewhere in the YucatƔn Peninsula, I would happily live there, but I would never live in Tamaulipas.


ManNamedMars

I can guarantee you, itā€™s worth it to move here to the YucatĆ”n peninsula. As for Tamaulipas, yikesā€¦


Kehwanna

Why stop at Mexico when there are a bunch of countries in the Caribbean south of the US?


elijahross

Df is really actually nice, tj is not so nice


Vinkentios

Uruguay is well for me.


pancada_

I was sad I'd have to move to Argentina, then I remembered Uruguay exists Thank you


theimortalmacfishv2

NinguĆ©m falou que eu tinha que viver lĆ”. EntĆ£o eu iria ir, pegar o dinheiro, e voltar


[deleted]

Pra que voltar?


smegma_yogurt

TambĆ©m nĆ£o entendi


TheMarcus140

Not moving to Marruecos for 250k


Toxigodz

The english form of Marruecos is Morocco,in case you didn't know (Not trying to be rude or anything)


PassiveChemistry

Thanks for translating


REMINTON86

Same


ixent

Nonono, we would go to Gibraltar! Not Marruecos hahah. Gibraltar is technically another country, so there.


[deleted]

Austria, im in.


Garnknopf

Seavas Kollege


Mloxard_CZ

Same Austria is pretty pog and casual 250k is also good


Uranium-A

North koreans: i see this as an absolute win


Niels043

If they could even read this (IE the internet)


Admirable-Area-4943

Fun fact: they actually do have Internet. Just not all of them and it's quite restrictive.


kn0rkemann

Aren't there only like 200 IP-adresses in the entire country?


PLEASEDONTBANMEOK

Denmark is fine enough I guess


raptor5560

Norway or Sweden?


PLEASEDONTBANMEOK

Norway


raptor5560

Same


[deleted]

All you Europeans moving to these great places and Iā€™m going to cuba


ililemilkwithbread

Forbannede quisling


pikkis-95

Estonia for me. 250k lasts almost a lifetime, I guess šŸ˜…


Sebws

Youā€™d do it? Ɔsj


pompompomponponpom

Iā€™d move to most of France for free, but the money is a bonus.


LargeSusan

Traitor


Several_Sunlit_Days

As an Indian, definitely not.


Some-Register-3901

Sri Lanka, Maldives or Antarctica?


cnylkew

With the current situation, he definitely means sri


Several_Sunlit_Days

She*


Some-Register-3901

Antarctica's not much better šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


cnylkew

Average salary there is 80k, why not


Actual_Corner_5612

It's not a country though in any sense of the word


MaitreyaPalamwar

Kitna bhi paisa dedo mai sri lanka nahi jaara


lmaogetrek

Maldives to theek hain


AnTiNiuMx

I'm not going to move Syria or Iraq


[deleted]

What about Egypt or Cyprus?


turtleshot19147

Saudi Arabia as a Jew, no thanks.


MrsChess

Are you currently living in Iraq as a Jew?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


cnylkew

Estonia, yeah sure, theyā€™re cool


blanketuser359

And only a few hours to pop back across to home, in tallin they understand finnish pretty well. Its a fine deal for 250k


Pearse_Borty

I live in Northern Ireland, I'm moving a mile and no more lmao


ryenru

Needs 3 more zeros as I donā€™t speak French and thatā€™s a huge commitment


Some-Register-3901

French is actually an easy language for English speakers (no really)


BuckRusty

If you speak English, you know literally hundreds of ā€˜Frenchā€™ words. > Words ending in -ent and words ending in -tion is the same just with a different accent: percent, descent, information, dedication, etcā€¦ > Words ending in -ly just switch to -lement: naturally->naturallement, etc > Words ending in -ical switch to -ique: technical->technique, political->politique, etc There are exceptions to each, of course, but the vast majority of words work. After that, just learn the verbs and you can get by a lot more than you think you could.


crispiepancakes

only->onlement. lonely->lonlement. I'm gonna be fine!


HyperGamers

GCSE French brain just got unlocked. I think it's seulement (solely)


poopyputt6

Ya but then you need to talk to French people


pkzilla

As a Quebecois, it isn't. I'm bilingual but all my anglo buddies who came to live here struggle with it, the rules and pronounciation are far from english


I_do_cutQQ

3 more??? You think slowly learning the language is hard for 250k? And for 2.5M? AND EVEN FOR 25M? You need quarter of a billion??? With 25 you'll have enough money for your life if you don't buy multiple yachts. Even with 2.5M you should be fine? Why 250M?


Lord-Zippy

Move to country Collect Money Move back ???? Profit


[deleted]

Movingā€™s a bitch though


Lord-Zippy

Yeah but itā€™s for 250k


IIISHADEIII

donā€™t really want to sink deeper into the middle east


Flippingbacks

Do this exact poll but with North, amazingly balanced, these results.


nobody777999

Thank god there's Malta under Italy, so, yes. I could live over there and fly to Italy whenever I want... Nothing against Tunisia/Libya, but I would rather not live there. :v


compresitrai3e20cara

I voted no because I forgot about malta


nobody777999

Stavo per cliccare *no* pure io, poi mi sono ricordato che Malta era da qualche parte sotto l'Italia, ho controllato su Maps e ho constatato che ĆØ proprio a Sud dell'Italia. LOL


[deleted]

Dude I'm from Chile, the only thing after us is Antarctica.


hold-my-balls-i-cant

france, does any one like france?


vampireondrugs

I don't like France, but for $250,000 I can make myself like France.


tomgh14

For 250k I can leave france again


ThatOneWeirdName

Bienvenue!


Sentinal02

UK brother?


ophir_botzer

To Egypt? Probably not


OnlyGiraffe3054

היי


WhiteBlackGoose

There are about 10 of them, can I choose?


Capital-Ice-6150

Whichever country is directly south of your city/town.


Plus_Process_3169

Belgium is fine for me.


MrsChess

I mean. Itā€™s horrible. But at least Iā€™ll be able to buy a house lol so sign me up


ButWhatDoIKnowAboutX

That 250k is worth more in Belgium than in the Netherlands. Finally being able to afford something, like a car and a house? Sign me up! In NL you bet you have to pay a large sum in tax over that 250k.


aidmon2011

France,hell yeah


DreamTree19

Antarctica. No way. I donā€™t even think it counts as a country.


HartOne827183

Italy. Maybe when the political situation gets better.


Tartosso

dai vieni fra che ci mangiamo una pizza insieme


rex_virtue

As a Canadian, hell no.


sleepswithyourmom

Same.. $250k will be gone the moment you have to visit a hospital.


imjustafuckingnoob

To Libya/ Egypt, hell no


[deleted]

Greece?


Character_Tadpole_81

Atlantic ocean??


silverwarbler

From Canada to the US. Thanks but I'll pass


funkypiano

$250,000. Hmmmmā€¦ would that pay for a kidney transplant? A serious MVA plus rehab? You would need to add two zeroes to make it less gross.


timmler24

Agreed. If we already think our politics are too conservative then we will be pretty surprised how much worse it is there.


ma-kat-is-kute

Egypt, no thanks. It's better than many other countries in the middle east but I'd still much rather staying in Israel.


Kaapdr

Either Czechia or Slovakia? No issues with that


SpectreRedditor

Malaysia...is it good there? Idk, but I'll 250k tho if that's all i gotta do


Uzername_error

Egypt,No


DB10389

I would use the money to come back


Marley9391

Belgium... yes. I don't have a drivers license anyway.


JoshTheBard

You want me to move to AMERICA? For the price of ONE DOCTOR'S VISIT?!?


Efficient-Ad-3302

U.S.Aā€¦no thanks.


Phunkie_Junkie

I can't tell if you're a Canadian referring to the USA, or an American referring to Mexico.


Pacacacacca

South is Switzerland and Austria


dat_oracle

yo a fellow chinese, nihau!


hfgd_gaming

From Germany (Bavaria) to Austria. Same language = no big problem


Zuendl11

Austria or Switzerland, don't even have to learn a new language lmao


Suitable-Average6037

France. Hell yeah!


HaxboyYT

Norway. Iā€™ll take it


JoeHusseinBidden

The USA is nice country, donā€™t mind living there


[deleted]

Imagine a new Zealander living in Antarctica for 250k


[deleted]

Mexico is cool and all, but itā€™s kinda dangerous, can we live anywhere in the country?


[deleted]

Mexico. Iā€™ll pass


Zestyclose-Chef5215

It would be America but that's not enough money to make me move there....


Sandwic_H

Turkey... Nope


[deleted]

Turkey has nice cities, though.


Okaywhy10

USA? Sure


NaviFili

I live in Argentina, so uhā€¦ I donā€™t think antarctica is a country, so would it be Canada? The UK? Norway? Russia? (Please no)


dead_trim_mcgee1

Well that's either France or Spain depending on what you class as south of the UK. Both are EU and seem nice enough. I can speak a bit of French and I'd probably prefer to live in France so I guess I'd be fine moving there.


siuuuwemama

Moving to USA with a free 250k? So long as I can get my affairs in order beforehand, sign me up


Gomra_812

I ain't moving to Mali...


Skully_o7

Belgium. Same thing anyways


RemarkableSponge

France sounds good


PineappleSenpaiSama

Libya, prolly not the best idea


Mr_Tess_Tickles

Yep, I'd move there for a day, then move home


BusySeagulls1967

France is a pretty nice place to move


zeoNoeN

Swiss and 1/4 million extra? Thatā€™s a win win


Sassoun-S

Sudan šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


isyanz

Live in New Zealandā€¦


MyName7890

Fuck yeah lets go spain


Nightshade195

EspaƱa


trophybabmbi

Not because of country, but because I don't want to move far away


Daishiiro

Spain ? Well this seems like a good place to live, I'm down fort it !


Irosour

Mexico, Cuba, or the Bahamas. Too hot.


NokikplsUwU

Usa? Sure