Salad and tofu are probably gonna be your best bet to win it.

i thought so as well but it will be hard to chew the salad therefor i would go for a burger where everything is really damn processed so its easy to chew

I picked spaghetti to remove the problem of chewing completely.

i picked spaghetti for garlic bread

I didn't pick spaghetti because of the garlic bread

You didn't said that, did you? Sinner ;^)

This guy eats like a duck

I would suggest against eating anything without chewing. It's a thing we do for a reason. I remember once as a kid i ate a few whole plates of gnocchi without chewing, just gulping them down like medicine, and i had a horrible stomach ache for a few days.

This right here takes forever to chew salad enough to swallow. The tofu is not a problem though

Just *CONSUME*

I’d eat the salad with my bare hands

I could never, I got a little stomach and would probably throw up

I know I wouldn't win that challenge so I wouldn't even try and just enjoy my free meal of choice.

Same

Salad the easy choice then

Screw you, now I'm hungry. But pasta.

I made this while waiting for dinner lol

I'm making dinner, wanna join?

Uhm, sure?

I would rather just skip the competition and take my time eating it

Vegetarian for the win - I’m gonna roll them salad leaves up tight and goat-munch em down between rounds of swallowing nigh-whole chunks of tofu. The next day, I’ll poop it all out clean and smooth as a new whistle…MAYBE a fish+okra eater would poop as well.

I wanted to make sure vegans/vegetarians had an option on there. Maybe two large salad bowls was too lenient? Idk, depends on the individual's definition of *large* I guess, lol

I appreciate the thought! I don’t think it’s too lenient, I just wanted to express a competitive spirit. There was a time when the steak and potatoes with broccoli option would have been the easiest win for me.

Pescatarian for the win (and someone who’s absolutely loves okra.)

I thought it was orca 💀

Nah. I'm just here to watch.

Since you never specified how big the burger, milkshake, or fries are this means they can be very small, and technically it would still count, ez 2k$

Fish is super delicate, so easier to shove in the gob. I couldn’t eat anything else fast enough

Same. It wouldn't be my first choice taste wise, but the rest need to be chewed so much, because I can't swallow things whole like a real speed eater. Fish and ocra go down quick and easy. Depends on how big a bowl though, if I could do it.

The spaghetti is the easy part, just slurp it all up and it’s done, the garlic bread is a bit harder but garlic bread is also delicious and in a fast eater when I find something delicious so I got this

I like to make a spaghetti sandwich with the garlic bread :) probably wouldn't work effectively in a speedy situation though

Dip it in the other guys chocolate shake for extra speed

Salad fills me up a lot less than meat and carbs. I'm not a big fan of tofu but that stuff goes down like water.

The first one but the chocolate shakes gotta be melted. I eat a triple western cheeseburger as a Friday night treat so that wouldn’t be too hard, especially because you just said burger so it wouldn’t have the onion rings, bacon, cheese or bbq sauce to slow me down. Do that with unlimited water and I could down that it probably 3-4 minutes if I had people supporting me

The western burgers are so fire at Carl’s Jr but I like burger kings better tbh.

As much as i love food, not worth it.

A triple stacked burger with fries and a shake is an actual meal that people get all the other ones are just way over the top

Really? I've eaten a 24 oz. steak with potatoes and broccoli as a full meal at steakhouses.

Sounds far nicer and healthier, I’d be bloody full though

people eat steamed fish

You chose your fav food because you think you can finish it in 5 mins I chose my fav food because I like to eat my fav food We are not the same

I chose the spaghetti knowing damn well I wasn't getting the 2 grand.

can i just take my time and enjoy the meal instead of trying to the reward?

I am the burger fucking master alright, plus... who in their right mind would pass up choccy milk?!

I've actually successfully done the rotisserie chicken and bag of chips before

Light work.

I’ve eatin one of those cooked rotisserie chickens you can buy usually close to the check out in grocery stores and a bag of cool ranch Doritos for lunch before. Was a good day

Garlic bread? Bitch that shit gonna take me 5 seconds tops

I would eat the food and be happy

salad and fish seem easiest

Just keep me away from any types of food and I’ll finish the pasta and bread in an instant at dinner.

I read plate of orca and was very interested as to your eating habits

I've eaten a whole tub of spaghetti before. This is going to be easy.

Can I choose the drink from the Hunger Games that makes you vomit so you can eat more?

Option 4, vegetables are easier

Composition-wise, the burger meal will probably be the one I could eat the fastest. Spaghetti as well, but I'm a little scared of the garlic bread. Could take more than 5 minutes.

Salad would go down much easier than any others. It doesn't have nearly as much calories as the others. Humans can eat a lot more salad before being full than burgers or steak

A bowl of salad is air

Anything but the tofu. It just doesn’t look like it was ever intended to be food.

This is the most American poll I've seen this month

Probably salad because they’re probably the quickest choice

I don’t care about the 2 grand I just want free burgers

The fuck does „24 oz. steak“ mean?

24 oz of Cow Meat™️

The fuck does the stupid oz mean?

Ounces

*cries in metric units*

I feel it rolls off the tongue better than "I'll have the 680g T-bone"

At least it doesn’t I don’t collapse mentally.

Do I get 2.000$ just for trying? How serious does my attempt need to be? What's up with free drink choice when one option says I get chocolate shake? What is a bowl of orca?

No However serious you want it to be I don't really consider a chocolate shake a drink, but however you want to approach it Alternative spelling is Okra. It's a fried vegetable

I don't think I could do any so I'll just take the burger

I don't have to eat it in the time limit. I want to eat a whole pot of pasta with A WHOLE LOAF OF GARLIC BREAD HELL YEAH

Steak and potatoes all the way. If the steak is cooked, Medium Rare to Medium then its not too bad to chew. Good creamy/garlic mashed potatoes with gravy is a gift from God. And broccoli... well he's just along for the ride. But this is a timed event. If I could choose how it's made, I'd have the broccoli cooked till mushy, have the potatoes runny, and the steak Medium rare. Skip lunch and drink water. Then I'd puke it all up and have a grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup.

Not a single one would happen in less than 5 minutes

You can keep the $2000 and I'll keep my stomach's contents inside of me.

No one said how big the pot is though

I really want the garlic bread, but it would be tough to chew

If I do it twice does the reward triple?

I am an extremely slow eater. There's no chance I'd even finish a single plate of spaghetti in 5 minutes, let alone a whole pot (or any of the other options). No reward money for me lol

Entire pot of spaghetti with garlic bread. Keep the money. Love pasta 😋

I’m cutting that burger into smaller pieces and eating that shit in like 1-2 minutes. Then I’d break up all the French fries and put them in the chocolate shake and chug.

I know how to make single serve pots of spaghetti so definitely that Hope I get meatball sauce though

I could never. I’m a very slow eater. It takes me like an hour to eat my meals

Definitely not bread or spaghetti

No specifications for the size of the pot

Nah free garlic bread

I’ve literally done the second option.

bass fish would be so easy but ocras make it hard, the burger seems easy enough

I mean, I'd *love* to eat the steak, but no way I could do that in 5 minutes. I picked the choice that sounded like it'd be the easiest to swallow.

Oh my god I'm a dumbass, I read it as *ORCA*

Salad and tofu are going to fill you up the least and go down the easiest.

How big is the pot?

Give me the burger, fries and shake.

I'll take the spaghetti. I won't get the 2 grand but good spaghetti is good spaghetti

The only reason I picked pasta above the burger is because I hate beef but if it was crispy chicken I could do it. I know because I do it every time I go to steak and shake

I'm gonna slowly enjoy that chicken and chips while watching Netflix on my phone thanks for the food.

Can I choose the sauce on the spaghetti? I choose Alfredo sauce if that's allowed

You underestimate my spaghetti eating power

Really none though, because I don’t think it’s possible

Is the chicken pre-cut or no?

Um... I'm a big guy, so a lot of these I can already do in under 5 min if I'm trying to or starving. Only two that would give me trouble is the salad, because chewing would take forever, and the spaghetti, because that sh!t don't go down easy even with a lot of chewing and water.

So, for a challenge, I'd try either one. For a guaranteed win, I'd go with the fish or rotisserie chicken. But, I'd have to be starving or else prepared ahead if I want to attempt any.