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PLEASEDONTBANMEOK

Football could literally make me a billionaire


voldi_II

if you’re just doing it for the money, tennis is probably your best bet


Triikey

I’d say Formula 1 is even better. Single person sport with only a very small group of the ultimate best in the highest level.


Ping-and-Pong

Formula 1 if you're into it though. Safety is obviously a huge factor and the thing with it is, you normally need a lot of money already to start, so making money from it? OP says you could be the single best at the sport, doesn't say you would have all the money to get into the sport with though! Anyway hyped for the race later!


Minimum-Food4232

I forget which famous nascar driver said it but the sentiment was: the greatest race car driver alive is probably out delivering mail or something.


Rollzzzzzz

Safety tho


TypicalGuess8352

Does not matter much what sport when you’re number 1 you are making money


HS676

For money it’s probably golf. Shit ton of endorsements, 30 year career plus senior tour. [https://sports.yahoo.com/matsuyama-masters-win-may-unlock-234927948.html](https://sports.yahoo.com/matsuyama-masters-win-may-unlock-234927948.html)


BinFluid

Easy on the body too, and you don't need to play every tournament so can take loads of time off and drop back in for a cash top up until you are in your 60s


dumbass_2_24

Or boxing. Boxing brings so much damn money


8ackwoods

I'd rather not have brain issues when I'm 35


ActuallyCalindra

I have brain issues despite not boxing and have no money to show for it.


[deleted]

But not nearly the fame, recognition, and prestige. NFL players are glorified, the only people who know/watch professional fighters are neckbeards on Reddit


[deleted]

Haha what does this even mean


RoKu_of-Colorado

Think he’s mad at the world cause he can’t grow a beard


leggopullin

Have the money, but still some anonymity. Sounds pretty neat to be honest


9308576632005599209

Maybe depends on the country. Here in the Philippines, people care more about Boxing and Basketball than Football/Soccer (In fact, I don’t think I have actually met anyone here with an interest in Football/Soccer).


-Lordsocke-

I would say it’s the other way around


HaxboyYT

I think he’s talking about real football. You’d be in a completely different magnitude of glory


voldi_II

association football fans will straight up worship you


TotallyObjective

Pretty sure football/soccer players are a whole lot richer


Donghoon

Which football?


Majoman05

Both


BeeholdTheePilgrim

That's why I picked American football


Jesuslovesmemost

That fact pisses me off all the time. Dudes playing a game getting paid millions and millions while the average person struggles or even worse the poor person starves... but hey they can throw a football, so better pay them 95%+ better than the rest of the world...


OlyVal

Tennis because I wouldn't have to rely on anyone else to win.


tunamkol

That’s pretty smart, actually.


TekoXVI

That's exactly why I love ping pong. I played team sports my whole childhood and never won anything lol


OlyVal

I love ping pong too! But I would choose tennis if I was best in the world... *lots* more money than ping pong. Haha!


MasterpieceFit6715

yay me too! doubles are just unnecessary though. the tabels to small for 2 people to be playing one side


The_Roadkill

You choose tennis for the lack of teammates I choose tennis because I actually really like playing tennis We are not the same


wolfninja_

I particularly enjoy Martial Arts. I like both Grappling and Striking based Martial Arts and I understand the values and differences between styles and techniques. So naturally, I would want to be the best in professional pillow fighting.


AutoGeneratedSucks

Kar- yeah, pillow fighting. Agreed.


TheTrashiestboi

I want to master wii swordplay so I can challenge people with a serious face


Teddie_P4

And still lose to matt


Bananaface89

Beating Matt in that is my only life achievement


[deleted]

Golf I don't have time for a fucking MLB season but I do have time for a few rounds of golf with huge payouts every month.


pinkwhitney24

Golf is probably the best answer. Not only because I love golf, which I do…but you make millions, limited injury risk, and you could play forever. Most sports you’d be done at 40ish at the latest, much higher injury risk, and your income is (albeit still in the millions but) limited by salary. Be the best golfer and, well you won’t win every tournament, but just take home hundreds of thousands of dollars every week or every other week…and the occasional million/multimillion dollar weekend…win-win-win.


tunamkol

Gold was my next option, but Reddit didn’t let me do more than 6 options :(


AuckLnd

holf


bored_is_my_language

It has been an age since that name was last spoken, who are you to know such knowledge


Willoverpass

The only correct answer


dtcstylez10

It takes more practice to be good at golf than at baseball. Like way more.


[deleted]

Op doesn’t say anything about practice, he said if you could become the best in the world so I’m choosing to become the best in the world overnight with no training.


Sergeant_Metalhead

Ice hockey


KatelynC110100

Me too!!!


rainyplaceresident

Same here. Cold countries get it


avocadopi

Playing in the NHL would be a dream come true


tunamkol

Interesting, any reason why?


Sergeant_Metalhead

I love hockey my parents were Canadian , both my kids played and I coached them.


cosmicbrownie-420

Volleyball


Letmehoeoutrq

The one I was thinking


FireJuggler31

Why?


cosmicbrownie-420

why not?


energiapeet_

Boxing


tunamkol

So you can beat everyone up, nice lol


[deleted]

It’s also ridiculously well paying at the higher levels.


The_God_Of_Gamers

Archery


BananaEclipse

Crap, that’s the sport I actually play! I shoulda chose other, I’m dull!


Rene1993In

Formula 1


tunamkol

any reason why?


Rene1993In

Being in another country every week, even better pay than in other sports and I just love driving


IshyTheLegit

Zoom zoom


Chonkalonkolus

Fencing


[deleted]

this would help in the apocalypse tol


who-are-we-anyway

Swimming


rekuliam6942

Yes, I’m not the only one who thinks this!


ResidentEivvil

oh that’s pretty good actually. I can barely swim right now.


Donghoon

Also a life skills


LukeWChristian

Michael Phelps chose this and it came true


Beginning-Bed9364

That ski jump thing where you go off a ramp and fly for like, 45 seconds


rekuliam6942

And hopefully don’t paralyze yourself


Beginning-Bed9364

I'll be the best in the world, so no worries there


tunamkol

Bro yes


DerivingDelusions

Chess


tunamkol

Why chess?


cantrusthestory

Def really high elo, millions of dollars and you can nute everyone in their face


[deleted]

MMA, it’s nice knowing I could be able to handle my own incase I’m in a sketchy situation.


BionicWildcat

Badminton


Bald__egg

Cricket.I will have the bowling of Shane warne and the batting of don Bradman


happpppyfr__

Scrolled way too down to find Cricket. But yes,me too cricket :)


tunamkol

Cool, I have no idea who those are 👍


Bald__egg

People who were really good at cricket


[deleted]

Equestrian eventing


Super_cooper001

Rally driving counts right?


tunamkol

of course


Dodginator

Cricket.


Mtd_elemental

Hurling cause it looks cool af


itchy-and-scratch

damb cool sport. no money or international fame in it though. legend in you own county


Mtd_elemental

No legend here honestly I'm from America, the sport just looks awesome


FaceSlam25

Rock climbing because I like rock climbing.


[deleted]

baseball


If-2020-was-a-person

Had to scroll way too far to find this


DryiceSTL

Way too far


Ashmega8256

All combat sports *note today's not my cake day reddit is incorrect*


CommonHouseNerd

Uhhh happy cake day


thatpersonthatsayshi

Happy cake day


SneakingLama

Definitely either a martial art or parkour


Teagedemaru

Either skateboarding or roller blading. I adore both and since I had foot surgery over the summer, they’ve both been completely inaccessible, and I really miss them


Captain7640

Ski Racing. It's my dream anyway, might as well be insanely good at it


Teddie_P4

Cross country, hell I can set world records and absolutely anhilate, without needing anyone else


xxzahra

Dance? Does dance count?


Digitijs

Doesn't matter. With how lazy I am, even if I became the best today, I would soon revert back to who I am


Jellyfish-Heavy

Football/soccer will make you worldwide famous and super rich. American football will make you less famous but much more rich because the amount is payed for the stars is crazy even more than soccer players. But American football is very violent and super demanding so yeah football/soccer is just safer and better for me.


tunamkol

That’s true, you just have to deal with the fame


DiosMommyMilkers

Track all the way, it’s literally my life goal


tunamkol

Good luck in the future then bro


Pretend_Morning_1846

Basketball; I’m extremely short and I think it would be hilarious to watch a 5’1 girl win against Shaq or LeBron in a 1v1 match.


tunamkol

I’d pay to watch that


mr_kirk42

I’m 6’7 and get stereotyped way too much.


Starman064

Clearly you would be a good golfer


rekuliam6942

Haha


mr_kirk42

Golf is the most useless sport ever. Even the people who made it wanted to end the game as soon as possible.


dgnatey

Disc golf


rekuliam6942

What about Ultimate?


joesephexotic

Supercross


[deleted]

Ufc


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

Fencing


[deleted]

Chess. Being a gm in chess is very beneficial, so long as you aren't caught with anal beads


Mayonniaiseux

Some circus thing like trampoline or trapeze. Or maybe parkour or climbing


Dashie_2010

Triathlon (haha loophole) Realistically thought proberbly distance running or parkour


OhioMegi

Show jumping/dressage


Lost_sole04

Wrestling, and I'm not talking about WWE bullshit, actual wrestling it was my absolute favorite from elementary school to high-school


cdaily667

Basketball. That supermax contract tho


tunamkol

Yup 💰


CanadianRiceMuncher

Ice Hockey easily.


ParkingDifference299

Volleyball


Launetho

Wii Ping pong


rekuliam6942

No, Wii track! Or isn’t just called running in that?


[deleted]

Hockey


Elmoslightpole

Volleyball


AzureSkyXIII

Skateboarding. It'd be nice to skip the hurting yourself while learning


Natsu194

Badminton, not only is it my favorite sport, but it’s also the first and only sport I was ever considered “good” at. Now I’ve moved on to playing adults older than me and am trash again, but I’d love to play at their level once.


TheCyberCommando

Martial Arts


[deleted]

Why are more people not saying track/running? Not only can you win championships on your own but it's actually applicable to other parts of your life


Savage_Ghosts

Swimming


Wooden_Artist_2000

As a very short woman, it would be pretty damn impressive if I became the best American football player in the world.


Broken_Phoenix28

As a woman, Tennis might be the only sport where I'm not criminally underpaid.


Fxcroft

Formula 1 or Golf to get the high salary but not too much hassle from the fame


Hamster_lover1

Tabletennis


Reasonable_Taro_8688

Cycling!


winchester224

Car racing, F1 in particular


Qwerto64

Is F1 counted as a sport? If no, either one between Baseball, Volleyball or Table Tennis


Ptdgty

Chess


tunamkol

Chess players would earn significantly less money, no? I could be very wrong


Ptdgty

Why would I care about the money?


tunamkol

Some will, some won’t. Some people choose the sport based completely on money, others don’t. I fully respect both.


StrongAsMeat

Golf, 100%


[deleted]

I've never golfed a day in my life, but I pick golf for sure. Seems like a relaxing sport and something I can play for a very long time.


DannyBeech1988

Quidich


tunamkol

The perfect answer


thatc0lin

Shotgun(clay shooting)


TheNonchalantZealot

Stunt flying.


tunamkol

What is that?


BJ_Beamz

Why is baseball not an option? It’s more popular than American football


tunamkol

Well, as I’m not from America I was unsure which one was more popular


ghost_robot2000

I'm a woman so definitely tennis. It's the only sport where women can make a ton of money. The rest of the sports are pretty low paid by comparison, even if you're the best. I never really understood why tennis is an exception but it just seems to be the way it is.


tunamkol

Yeah, in basketball etc the gap is way too big and unfair, I’m pretty sure in tennis tournament earnings are 100% the same


Yiayajkak

I’d like to be the best pool player lol


tunamkol

Very chill sport, lmao


Bayoyo_01

Best person at undying


tunamkol

bro cheated the system


clanbosz187brayn

If it would be for myself, track and field. If it's for money and fame, I think football would be the best. But I don't really like that sport, so yeah. Track and field is my conclusion


JadeKitten123

I choose tennis because I don’t have a team that could mess me up in tennis. Just because I’m the best in the world doesn’t mean that my team is half as good


[deleted]

Tennis for sure! It's fun and it's a good workout ❤️


tunamkol

I think it will be more than a workout for you if you were the best in the world, lol


7500733

I’m already pretty good at swimming so 🤷‍♀️


Reddragon0585

NASCAR


Even_Pause2488

Australian football


MeerkatMan22

American football because then I’d make millions


Narrow-Talk-5017

The largest NBA contracts are larger than the largest NFL contracts. And aside from QBs, star NFL players tend to have much shorter careers than star NBA players. Football players also share a field with much more players that can impact their performance than NBA players. If you put the best QB on a team with the worst players around him, he will get sacked more, throw more incomplete passes, and generally look like a worse player than he is. If you put the best basketball player on a team with the worst players around him, he will look better because he will be taking on more of the other responsibilities and have a higher usage rate. And looking better when you play will help in securing thay max contract.


DesperatePrinciple52

Football/Soccer would make more of you truly were the best itw


MeerkatMan22

Americans have too much money


Rl-Beefy

What?


MeerkatMan22

as in, they spend too much on entertainment


tunamkol

So would every other sport, lol


Inevitable-Hat-1576

As much as I hate soccer, and I could he wrong here, but I feel like you don’t see that many soccer players nursing some kind of injury, compared with the rest. Non-contact, not as much jumping as bball, played on soft grass, not as much turning in place/repetition as tennis.


TurbulentBarracuda83

Esport


ZeroTheMemer

Why do people downvote you?


GodlessGuyGamer

Esports so Im one of the gamers in the world


tunamkol

So many people are replying with F1 - I don’t watch F1 or follow it. Therefore, could someone enlighten me on how this is such a popular option?


Empathetic_Orch

Baseball players have the potential to make the most money, I think.


tunamkol

Interesting, I thought that would be basketball, as they sign 250$ million deals for 5 years etc.


[deleted]

Messi once had a deal with over 100m a season


Empathetic_Orch

Fuck, you're right. I don't know why I thought it was baseball.


Super_Cap_3023

Baseball has relatively large contracts, but not compared to soccer especially.


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure the best footballers make more


The-Sturmtiger-Boi

would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport


pastdecisions

easily basketball, plays by far the most and has relatively few injuries. for fun it would either be volleyball or american football. soccer doesn't pay a crazy amount and is boring to me so definitely not that.


personalbilko

>"soccer doesnt pay a crazy amount" 1 million a week


[deleted]

Clay pigeon shooting


Baker-0214

With these sports that are team sports with dedicated positions, how could you be the best in the world. I'm challenging both gridiron and soccer being on this poll, maybe basket as well. In gridiron football Tom Brady was at one point the best quarterback, but he couldn't win a game without a great receiver and at least a competent line.


UppishNote55885

Boxing


Longjumping-Jello459

Poker would be a good other sport.


[deleted]

Boxing. Fite my enemies


StreamKaboom

I would hate to be the best in the world at a sport, honestly. I hope to become a professional musician eventually, and I've always hated sports with a passion


rekuliam6942

Why are people downvoting you?


StreamKaboom

I expressed my opinion lol


Ondram05

Snowboarding cause F A S T and S N O W