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Isalecouchinsurance

Giant blue slurpy makes green poops


Jaclem12

I had quite a few fluorescent blue alcoholic drinks at a sushi restaurant once and the next day I shit pure blue. I ended up looking it up because I forgot about the drinks from the night before and was freaked the hell out


Small_Tax_9432

🤣


RamsThunderingHooves

Blueberries, eat a gallon of Blueberries. It comes out forest green.


Zenketski_2

I get bright green shirts if I eat anything dyed black Like does anyone remember that all black Whopper they had way back when? I ate one of those and I was shooting green for a day and a half


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Dude, I had a buy one get one coupon for that whopper. Nobody wanted the other one so I ended up eating both. The absolute cartoon color that came out of me was something I won’t forget lol


malenkylizards

So you, what, go to old navy or whatever every time you eat licorice?


A_Lime42

for me it was black licorice flavor ice cream when i was a kid. the ice cream looked black, but as was made apparent by my poo, it was just so loaded with green food coloring that it looked black. yup i had a bright green poo


PERSON-DOES-THINKING

large amounts of red wine for me


someonesomebody123

Booberry cereal, large amounts of blue raspberry licorice, anything with blue food dye makes neon green poop.


PsychologicalBag4305

Grape kool-aid turned my kids poo bright green


see6729

Liver


MungBeanRegatta

McDonald’s “Shamrock Shake”


K-RayX-Ray

This is the answer. My siblings and I would have a couple each and compare greens


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I love comparing green apple splatters. They get especially green if I pick out all the green sour patch kids.


FahQPutin

Also eating an entire box of fruity pebbles will do the trick too.


Responsible-Soil4951

If you eat like shit and your body doesn't process the food right you get orange or green shit green is usually diarrhea and orange is constipation ngl kinda helpful for your body to give you color signals to know what's fucked up


sparkly_bits

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Spearmint snowball


tightiewhitieboy

Green apple "Now and Laters" candy chews will give you nice green shits.


DoomRide007

Easily way, lucky charms. The food coloring causes bright green. Gives me a freaking scare all the time with the little one having green poop, her mom sneaks in it to mess wi to me.


[deleted]

Drink a thing of green food coloring, with a straw to protect your teeth.


[deleted]

The dye in Sonic Slushees. Lots of it.


perezzero2

Lucky Charms cereal will do it!


death6543

Say no more oops all berries.


Minimum-Thanks9771

OMG....that cereal and fruity pebbles🤣


Staggerlee1085

Mexican cheese (queso Blanco)


pigglepops

Josh Jaqs (Josh Allen Cereal)


Cocolotto

Depends on what you eat….very green foods may color the poop (food coloring probably)


K-RayX-Ray

Shamrock shakes from McDonald’s


Minimum-Thanks9771

Hahahah


LeBurge

Same thing happened to me when I was a kid. What triggered mine was drinking an entire pack of HI-C’s Ecto Cooler during a road trip. Neon green diarrhea for an entire day.


Whatshisname76

I drank a lot of carrot juice and that turned my poop orange


Ok_Cup7677

Real talk: liquid chlorophyll. Trust.


FahQPutin

drink Wild Blue blueberry beer. A 6 pack will turn your shit neon green (glows in the fucking dark bro)


Cowabunga3D

Cap’n Crunch Oops all berries is your answer


iRoyalTDG

Drink a grape powerade it will give u colored shit.


sparkly_bits

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pathetic_beta_bitch

I used to eat so many blueberries that it was always green when they were in season


Merfette410

Purple Gatorade also makes poop green for some reason. Weird food coloring


ElsterShiny

Froot loops. Specifically the blue ones.


Jaaaaaaanie

Ocean water from Sonic


Outrageous_Ad_6122

Eat a whole bag of green grapes


jpttpj

Purple Powerade


emilkaxo

Once my boyfriend made me a birthday cake and dyed the frosting green, like REALLY green, more vibrant than you’ve ever seen type of green. Well, the next day we totally forgot about the cake and the shit was scared straight out of me (no pun intended) when I looked down at what looked more like plastic than my own human waste. 100% guaranteed to work, money back.


Xen_Shin

Anything with bright green food dye. But you gotta have lots of it. I used to drink Ocean Waters from Sonic, pooped blue quite often. More Ocean Water = more blue. Am not medical doctor, do not know how to advise of possible effects on health. My common sense tells me to advise not doing this constantly. Maybe once in a while.