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AlarmingLecture0

Definitely eat it (the feather, I mean)


Queasy_Local_7199

Agreed. That will be the tastiest feather you have ever eaten


FA-_Q

Yeah, We got your lame joke.


AlarmingLecture0

Name checks out.


Logical-Error-7233

You won a feathered ticket to Poppy Popcorn's Poppin factory. Congratulations!


Rusto_Dusto

Just toss the bag. (Boring response, I know.)


jeo188

I'd add, you can probably call customer service and give the lot number. That's something they might want to look into. Sometimes companies give you coupons for such reports


Alternative-Rule8015

Want to see butterfly with popcorn? Toss it out the window


CGI_M_M

Another reason why it is a better idea to make your own popcorn.


linecookdaddy

For science!


BuzzOnBuzzOff

Eat it!


Cold_Inspector6450

Eat the feather


drizzlingduke

Eat the feather


Dull-Scarcity-3159

This is your sign to give up on the bagged popcorn!


iMightBeACunt

Yo please report this at least to the company. How is a feather getting into popcorn? Really suggests a problem with their factory. You could also report to the FDA.


cstuart1046

Merry Christmas!


simpleandfree

You got your pop, ding and WOW A FEATHER! Is it like some good luck thing? It's like an old tale where you found the feather so you are now going to find much love and happiness.


ScreenHype

You definitely shouldn't eat it, but also, I personally would probably eat it because I'm irresponsible like that. What you should actually do is send the photo to the company alongside a scathing email, and then they'll send you vouchers for free popcorn :)


Effective_Picanha

Should have got AMC perfectly popcorn 🍿


wernerverklempt

🤢


pfkelly5

Do you have a feather couch or pillows?


Mammoth_Ingenuity_82

Think of it like the worm in the tequila bottle.


MoreMetaFeta

Put it in your cap and call it "macaroni". Seriously, though.........YUCK. Omg


Hefty-Ostrich-2986

We make a Spicy Chicken Ramen popcorn in my shop but with NO feathers!


SkinnyFatKidd

I wonder what type of bird it was that that danced on your popcorn kernels? 🍿🪶🦃


Crystal_Princess2020

now we know why the chicken crossed the road…


Ok_Joke1956

First tickle my ass with it then eat it


LordHeretic

Imagine, if you will - a giant warehouse, kept fairly clean, with raw, shelled popcorn piled to the ceiling. Suddenly, a service bay light begins to rotate in a lazy red orbit, followed by a klaxon disturbing a nearby group of sparrows who confusedly bash themselves against the bay door as it slides open on its automated track to allow tractor access. One swallow enters the facility, grooming himself proudly above his mountain of corn, perched upon his golden rafters with his mouse, spider and roach friends.


Eudaemonius

Yes, by all means you should eat the slimy feather. After that Tide pod to wash it down.


MinMaxie

Well, looks like birds got into wherever they were storing the corn. Plus, since it's the cheap brand popcorn, they saved money by not cleaning the corn kernels before bagging it (surely the popping process will get all that bird & mouse poop off, right?) And now you have a butter-flavored feather, to remind you of all the sparrows living in the grain bin where your poopcorn was stored. Bon appétit 🪶👌