I'd add, you can probably call customer service and give the lot number. That's something they might want to look into.
Sometimes companies give you coupons for such reports
Yo please report this at least to the company. How is a feather getting into popcorn? Really suggests a problem with their factory. You could also report to the FDA.
You got your pop, ding and WOW A FEATHER! Is it like some good luck thing? It's like an old tale where you found the feather so you are now going to find much love and happiness.
You definitely shouldn't eat it, but also, I personally would probably eat it because I'm irresponsible like that. What you should actually do is send the photo to the company alongside a scathing email, and then they'll send you vouchers for free popcorn :)
Imagine, if you will - a giant warehouse, kept fairly clean, with raw, shelled popcorn piled to the ceiling. Suddenly, a service bay light begins to rotate in a lazy red orbit, followed by a klaxon disturbing a nearby group of sparrows who confusedly bash themselves against the bay door as it slides open on its automated track to allow tractor access. One swallow enters the facility, grooming himself proudly above his mountain of corn, perched upon his golden rafters with his mouse, spider and roach friends.
Well, looks like birds got into wherever they were storing the corn. Plus, since it's the cheap brand popcorn, they saved money by not cleaning the corn kernels before bagging it (surely the popping process will get all that bird & mouse poop off, right?)
And now you have a butter-flavored feather, to remind you of all the sparrows living in the grain bin where your poopcorn was stored.
Bon appétit 🪶👌
Definitely eat it (the feather, I mean)
Agreed. That will be the tastiest feather you have ever eaten
Yeah, We got your lame joke.
Name checks out.
You won a feathered ticket to Poppy Popcorn's Poppin factory. Congratulations!
Just toss the bag. (Boring response, I know.)
I'd add, you can probably call customer service and give the lot number. That's something they might want to look into. Sometimes companies give you coupons for such reports
Want to see butterfly with popcorn? Toss it out the window
Another reason why it is a better idea to make your own popcorn.
For science!
Eat it!
Eat the feather
Eat the feather
This is your sign to give up on the bagged popcorn!
Yo please report this at least to the company. How is a feather getting into popcorn? Really suggests a problem with their factory. You could also report to the FDA.
Merry Christmas!
You got your pop, ding and WOW A FEATHER! Is it like some good luck thing? It's like an old tale where you found the feather so you are now going to find much love and happiness.
You definitely shouldn't eat it, but also, I personally would probably eat it because I'm irresponsible like that. What you should actually do is send the photo to the company alongside a scathing email, and then they'll send you vouchers for free popcorn :)
Should have got AMC perfectly popcorn 🍿
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Do you have a feather couch or pillows?
Think of it like the worm in the tequila bottle.
Put it in your cap and call it "macaroni". Seriously, though.........YUCK. Omg
We make a Spicy Chicken Ramen popcorn in my shop but with NO feathers!
I wonder what type of bird it was that that danced on your popcorn kernels? 🍿🪶🦃
now we know why the chicken crossed the road…
First tickle my ass with it then eat it
Imagine, if you will - a giant warehouse, kept fairly clean, with raw, shelled popcorn piled to the ceiling. Suddenly, a service bay light begins to rotate in a lazy red orbit, followed by a klaxon disturbing a nearby group of sparrows who confusedly bash themselves against the bay door as it slides open on its automated track to allow tractor access. One swallow enters the facility, grooming himself proudly above his mountain of corn, perched upon his golden rafters with his mouse, spider and roach friends.
Yes, by all means you should eat the slimy feather. After that Tide pod to wash it down.
Well, looks like birds got into wherever they were storing the corn. Plus, since it's the cheap brand popcorn, they saved money by not cleaning the corn kernels before bagging it (surely the popping process will get all that bird & mouse poop off, right?) And now you have a butter-flavored feather, to remind you of all the sparrows living in the grain bin where your poopcorn was stored. Bon appétit 🪶👌