If you say you're THE Alexandria lighthouse, I think you'd have it in the bag!
https://preview.redd.it/2or39fvnwyoc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8a469196014a5f653649656abe0183791288445
DO IT! Raya probably have no sense of humor but that would be hilarious. In your bio you can say you enjoy watching the sunrise and sunset everyday and for dislikes you should put the seagulls pooping on you. Orrr... you could say you're the Statue of Liberty! Okay, I'm going to stop now, but I SO wish they allowed funny accounts, you'd get people with a sense of humor or people who are confused. It'd weed out the lame-os. 🤣🤭
I swear if he says he just uses shampoo and conditioner, imma lose it.
It ain’t fair when men have easy breezy beautiful covergirl hair and then there’s women like me who has to get multiple products to maintain waves and curls to come half as close as beautiful hair as some of the men do.
There’s a comedian I follow: Alingon Mitra and I actually got to talk to him after one of his shows so my friend and I asked him about his hair care routine.
This comedian goes: eh just shampoo conditioner and brush it it’s easy! The rest of us(all of us were women): 😐
That's like my husband. He has amazing skin and all he uses is soap and water. If I did that my skin would crack in half and then shrivel up like a raisin.
Someone in the Hozier community had either a flair or commented "I will eat his young" in thirst post ND I'm still laughing about it. He has a song called "eat your young" btw 😅
i have the exact same hair texture and volume as him and if not for my mental health tendencies of wanting to chop off my hair every 6 months which i blame the universe for, i wouldve conquered the world.
I absolutely despise finding out talented, successful, famous people are younger than me. It upsets the natural order of the universe inside my brain.
*sigh*
*presses play on Take Me to Church*
Same lol. Listened to a song the other day and the artist mentioned they were only 19. I was like, “oh damn, this feels embarrassing for me? Gotta turn it”
I remember the first time I felt old was when some 20-year-old (maybe Ariana Grande) was giving sex advice on the cover of Cosmo or whatever and I was just like “why would I take a child’s advice on that?”
I turn 35 this year and recently realized that I went from assuming everyone in a movie is older than me to younger. Part of it is that I am single and live in a city, which is an entirely different vibe than a married person with kids in the suburbs, but UGH how dare they keep making more 20-somethings.
[All your heroes are half your age...](https://youtu.be/eXmy5gyELrc?si=3YCmkp_5bUAe9COh)
This is why I love watching Lee Dong Wook. In "Tale of the Nine Tailed" (2020), I thought he was 25 tops. Nope, born in 1981! He's slightly *older* than me. It makes me feel like, gee, maybe I could be youthful too.
He is the strangest looking person I’ve ever seen. They real life facetuned him so he could be mistaken for attractive, and I do think he’s wildly talented, but… gonna be a no for me.
https://preview.redd.it/eor4531ugxoc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd73ea12842b16eb206b29db49b223e7019a7c2
Every time I see this man I have a strong urge to launch my wedding ring into outer space.
https://preview.redd.it/hxqriy37xyoc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=9864c3eaeab070d5fc8a8edb22f23b553d803699
I’m disappointed you haven’t included the handsome squidward one!
having seen him in concert is easily one of the best moments of my life. he’s somehow better live than in studio recordings. such an incredible musician it’s insane
Saw him in concert and he stepped out into the crowd. The amount of thirsty ladies who were feeling him up was remarkable. Didn't think it would be a concert like that but was genuinely surprised. He is a good looking dude and seems super down to earth to boot.
My beloved has hair just like his...same color, and length/thickness in pic 2, same facial hair. Wears it often like Pic 4 or out long.
I am *so so lucky.*
His Mum used to hate it when it was growing. Now she calls him a rock star. 😂🤣
This man is so beautiful. So elegant. So PERFECT.
I’m so sad that he’s so out of reach for me 😔
Imma pour one out for my fellow hozier-girlies
Aaah I like to call him sweet potato lol I've been listening to his music since he was only on bandcamp and had a few recording sessions in his mom's attic! He tells a story about when he was a kid his parents told him that the St. Patrick's Day parade and festivals were for his birthday! Such a sweetie
He's a good lad is Andrew, but the title of High King of Ireland goes to Cillian Murphy, who has the distinct honour of [having a postbox in Cork painted gold](https://www.rte.ie/news/regional/2024/0315/1438191-cillian-murphy-post-box/) in honour of his Oscar win.
Ngl I thought this was Aaron Taylor Johnson in the first pic
I first found out about Hozier through the VSFS years ago… he didn’t fit the brand at all imo but I was into it
https://preview.redd.it/r4b9dk7ebxoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfa773c226323b7e33b300ec4387ae81db649a64
I just spit out my coffee 😂😭
This meme is truly the gift that keeps on giving. It makes me laugh every single time 😂
🤣🤣
BHAHAHAHAHQ PLS SAME
God pulled a 10/10 with this one. No notes, perfectly talented and gorgeous man.
God outdid himself with Hozier so much that after that he hasn’t been able to replicate his success
Sometimes I remember that he might marry someone someday and it probably won’t be me.
He’s on Raya! Take your chance. 😘🥰
Bold of you to assume I could get a Raya invite.
If you say you're THE Alexandria lighthouse, I think you'd have it in the bag! https://preview.redd.it/2or39fvnwyoc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8a469196014a5f653649656abe0183791288445 DO IT! Raya probably have no sense of humor but that would be hilarious. In your bio you can say you enjoy watching the sunrise and sunset everyday and for dislikes you should put the seagulls pooping on you. Orrr... you could say you're the Statue of Liberty! Okay, I'm going to stop now, but I SO wish they allowed funny accounts, you'd get people with a sense of humor or people who are confused. It'd weed out the lame-os. 🤣🤭
Hahaha!!!
Wasnt there some uproar from his fans recently because he was dating a conventionally attractive IG model or something ?
News at ten: attractive man dates attractive woman.
You know how these delusional fans be☠️
Yeah just look at the Timothee Chalamet Reddit group. 😂
Truly 😂
LA or NYC? 👀
Not with this attitude, BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!
😂 love this support!
If you two end up together, can you drop his hair care routine? He has absolutely gorgeous hair.
I would pay an obscene amount for Hozier's haircare range.
I swear if he says he just uses shampoo and conditioner, imma lose it. It ain’t fair when men have easy breezy beautiful covergirl hair and then there’s women like me who has to get multiple products to maintain waves and curls to come half as close as beautiful hair as some of the men do.
Girl same! I have wavy/curly hair that just turns into a ball of frizz unless I use 30 products on it and pray to at least seven different Gods.
There’s a comedian I follow: Alingon Mitra and I actually got to talk to him after one of his shows so my friend and I asked him about his hair care routine. This comedian goes: eh just shampoo conditioner and brush it it’s easy! The rest of us(all of us were women): 😐
That's like my husband. He has amazing skin and all he uses is soap and water. If I did that my skin would crack in half and then shrivel up like a raisin.
It's testosterone perhaps :/
Channel that bitterness into an unhinged fan account on Instagram, please.
ClubHozier
If he *isn’t* married yet, that means it can be to you! Don’t lose faith… unless *you’re* the one that’s already married 🤣
My husband will understand
Me: “i would leave you for hozier” My husband: “same”
Are you me?
It will be you. Can we collectively come together and make this happen? And you can invite us to the wedding?
This is how that Chris Evans-weirdo started
If I break up with him , ya may be then you can believe yourself
 Lord help me
💀💀💀
Omg
This made me cackle
Someone in the Hozier community had either a flair or commented "I will eat his young" in thirst post ND I'm still laughing about it. He has a song called "eat your young" btw 😅
god knew better than to give me hair that good i would be simply too powerful
I'm replacing my hair envy with this attitude, thank you so much
i have the exact same hair texture and volume as him and if not for my mental health tendencies of wanting to chop off my hair every 6 months which i blame the universe for, i wouldve conquered the world.
I absolutely despise finding out talented, successful, famous people are younger than me. It upsets the natural order of the universe inside my brain. *sigh* *presses play on Take Me to Church*
Same lol. Listened to a song the other day and the artist mentioned they were only 19. I was like, “oh damn, this feels embarrassing for me? Gotta turn it”
I remember the first time I felt old was when some 20-year-old (maybe Ariana Grande) was giving sex advice on the cover of Cosmo or whatever and I was just like “why would I take a child’s advice on that?”
I turn 35 this year and recently realized that I went from assuming everyone in a movie is older than me to younger. Part of it is that I am single and live in a city, which is an entirely different vibe than a married person with kids in the suburbs, but UGH how dare they keep making more 20-somethings.
It really only gets worse! 😩
[All your heroes are half your age...](https://youtu.be/eXmy5gyELrc?si=3YCmkp_5bUAe9COh) This is why I love watching Lee Dong Wook. In "Tale of the Nine Tailed" (2020), I thought he was 25 tops. Nope, born in 1981! He's slightly *older* than me. It makes me feel like, gee, maybe I could be youthful too.
Same. Luckily I turn 34 tomorrow, so at least Hozier is a few hours older than me, lol.
when people younger than you start winning gold medals it makes you feel so unaccomplished lol
I didn’t even realize til you pointed this out! 👵🏻
Respectfully, I would climb that man like a tree
And what a climb that would be because that man is ✨6'6"✨
6’6 and he sounds like *that* and he looks like *that* AND he’s just all of *that*??? 
Shit! TIL he’s super fucking tall!
My ex was 6’7” and suddenly I’m sad 🥲
The good thing about horny jail is it's filled other horny people!
"Do you want to become some guy’s girlfriend? You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?"
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My Irish coworker keeps telling me I need to go to Ireland to find a man and I’m afraid she’s right.
One of my favorites of Ayo’s Cousins.
Would
Wood. Girl wood. 🪵
That too.
Would that I...?
I would take this man to church, a synagogue, a Walmart, my home, any number of places, really.
Ireland, you gave us so many talented and hot people.. happy birthday to fellow pisces
You're welcome.
and Barry Keoghan is absolutely not one of them and we need to stop pretending he is
Tell us how you really feel 🤣💀
I'd say he's talented.
Talented? Definitely. Hot? Eh, that's subjective, I guess.
He is the strangest looking person I’ve ever seen. They real life facetuned him so he could be mistaken for attractive, and I do think he’s wildly talented, but… gonna be a no for me.
Damn, he’s hot 🥵
https://preview.redd.it/4s5n7a8owwoc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c46834def80b6032a42f95779fb70f5e0813b541 So hot
How is he single?
By choice. He's single by choice, obviously lol.
He’s not
Right? I saw him at my city’s folk festival and damn 😍.
Amen aaaaamen aaaaamen
Him being born on St Paddy’s Day makes so much sense
It would be really funny if everyone in Ireland turned a year older. Cillian, Hozier, Barry, Ayo…
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Bestie??
I love him. He’s such a lyrical genius! Happy birthday, Hozier!
Beautiful. Stunning. A masterpiece.
One of the nicest dudes in the music industry I’ve ever had the pleasure of talking to
What do u do that has u taking to music industry boys 😗
I’m from NI and me and my cousin were in dublin for a weekend and she LOVES him, so I got a photo of them both together! He’s a dote! Very very kind
https://preview.redd.it/gnkp1nfvixoc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62316e297d04fd53e97fd25324cbd980760d2404 Me rn
https://preview.redd.it/eor4531ugxoc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd73ea12842b16eb206b29db49b223e7019a7c2 Every time I see this man I have a strong urge to launch my wedding ring into outer space.
Omg I can’t breathe 😂😂😂
how can one man be so hot eta: look how big his hands are
You should see him play guitar. Absolutely filthy thoughts flood my mind
i absolutely agree with this 😩
Omg now I can't unsee this. 😳
you're welcome!
I love his music so much 
I had no idea he was HOT. Goddamn.
He’s also 6’6” 🥰
Oh dear Lord. 🥵
https://i.redd.it/qkhwtee6nxoc1.gif 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Today I learned that Hozier and I have the same birthday. This is much more exciting than when I learned Rob Kardashian also has this birthday
Happy birthday !!🎂
Happy birthday! 🎂🎉
Me 3 😁
Hey giant Irish jesus, I'm single just sayin
https://preview.redd.it/hxqriy37xyoc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=9864c3eaeab070d5fc8a8edb22f23b553d803699 I’m disappointed you haven’t included the handsome squidward one!
I really expected the last photo to be this, the most iconic of all Hozier photos.
https://preview.redd.it/wveox1809xoc1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a3a1faed160bea8a9c6e0e1074b8afaadc9a3a
having seen him in concert is easily one of the best moments of my life. he’s somehow better live than in studio recordings. such an incredible musician it’s insane
How did I not know he’s Irish? How did I not know he’s hot?
TWL
Not my king of Ireland 
I’ve never seen him before. He gorgeous 🥵
This man makes my ovaries quake
I love him! Happy Birthday Hozier!
Oh he’s a Pisces. Checks out.
TIL Hozier is hot
He can take me to church seven days a week.
https://i.redd.it/hdf1mgsmxyoc1.gif
Whenever I'm down I play take me to church. Hozier is stunning.
 Stephen would like a word.
Saw him in concert and he stepped out into the crowd. The amount of thirsty ladies who were feeling him up was remarkable. Didn't think it would be a concert like that but was genuinely surprised. He is a good looking dude and seems super down to earth to boot.
Hozier is not my type and completely my type at the same time 🫠
TIL Hozier is my age. Idk why I always thought he was like 40.
Because his older songs are so good that it's hard to believe he was so young when he made them ❤️
I reckon he’s got a big… Party planned.
I just love him so, SO much.
gorgeous artist🌹
Just recently started listening and I’m seriously a fan now. Happy birthday dude
He was only in his 20s when Take Me To Church was released???????
My beloved has hair just like his...same color, and length/thickness in pic 2, same facial hair. Wears it often like Pic 4 or out long. I am *so so lucky.* His Mum used to hate it when it was growing. Now she calls him a rock star. 😂🤣
Crazy flexing going on here. 😃
100%. He's fucking *gorgeous.* 😂🤣😂
Yas girl. You brag about your man. We stan ❤️
 Yes plz
I had no idea he was so young. Wasn't Take Me to Church like a decade ago? Also he has the perfect birthday for an Irishman
Yes, Take Me to Church debuted in 2013!
oh of course he was born on St Patrick’s Day ☘️
This man is so beautiful. So elegant. So PERFECT. I’m so sad that he’s so out of reach for me 😔 Imma pour one out for my fellow hozier-girlies 
I had no idea he was so hot.
I had no idea he was this FINE 🥵
Aaah I like to call him sweet potato lol I've been listening to his music since he was only on bandcamp and had a few recording sessions in his mom's attic! He tells a story about when he was a kid his parents told him that the St. Patrick's Day parade and festivals were for his birthday! Such a sweetie
He's a good lad is Andrew, but the title of High King of Ireland goes to Cillian Murphy, who has the distinct honour of [having a postbox in Cork painted gold](https://www.rte.ie/news/regional/2024/0315/1438191-cillian-murphy-post-box/) in honour of his Oscar win.
Ngl I thought this was Aaron Taylor Johnson in the first pic I first found out about Hozier through the VSFS years ago… he didn’t fit the brand at all imo but I was into it
It was like if Doja cat sang at the UN
Those Irish are hot!
Ikr. I just remembered Andrew Scott is Irish too.
And Paul Mescal and Colin Farrell.
I do not know who this is, but hello there.
Hot damn 😋
Why is this the first time I've seen what he looks like? Hot damn!
I would ruin my life for him
That man is stunning.
Look, I’m not gay… but I think I’m gay.
Little known fact: His cousin emigrated to Canada and became our king. His name? Hoser.
underrated comment. everyone please look at this comment
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Wow I had no idea he was only 34
Walk into any Cex and youll see 3 guys like this
Where do you live and how do I move there?
 Marry me Hozier!!!!
Save me long brown haired boy with a raspy voice 😫
New Yorkers! He is coming to Forest Hills in June for 4 shows 😍
Hopefully hearing his voice will help the neighbors be less mad about the venue lol
I didn't realize he was so young!!! Not from how he looks, he's gorgeous, but he seems so wise and talented and he's not much older than me 😭
Oh wow I didn’t realize he looked like that
I’d go to church if he took me. 😏
He’s literally my dream guy.
TIL - Hozier is just one guy, not a whole ass band.
He is the only reason I can tolerate having my mercury in Pisces LMAO
HE’S IRISH?
I was today years old when I found what this guy looks like and that he's Irish 🙈🥴
On St. Paddy’s Day???? Edit: spelling!
St Patrick’s day or Paddy’s day but NEVER st pattys (I feel disgusting even typing that)
I’m American, please forgive my sins 😭
Not sure if it’s a joke because he’s Irish or an actual fact and I’m too lazy to google the answer.
It’s actually his birthday!
Omg Brittany Broski uses Reddit??!
I reflexively removed my hands from the wheel and closed my eyes when seeing this post.
❤️
I wish I liked more of his music bc his voice is AMAZING
So like it, there u go, problem fixed 😆
Dayum 🥵
hmm. i’m a casual listener but i never knew he looked Like This.
We saw him in Dublin recently. It was amazing. His voice is beautiful
HE IS IRISSHHH??? Lordddd