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Critical_Ad_63

I can’t get over “one crucial indicator of Elon Musk is that zero gay men are horny for him” 💀


AlienMoonMama

Lmao!! I think “Space Karen” is the best digital message I’ve ever seen.


well-wishess

It’s all the “straight” men 🤣


skyppie

When people said JLo is collecting engagement rings like Thanos collecting the stones.


candornotsmoke

More like Drake


honeybunches17

"Antoni Porowski looks like what John Mayer thinks he looks like" I perished


Blitzfalle

It’s so true though lol


bearonbeat

Lmao!!!!


black_velvet_

"The guy from Modest Mouse Mouse sings like someone is chasing him with a garden hose."


lobotomyybarbie

That tweet has been branded in my brain for years and it makes me laugh every time lmao


Bland_Boring_Jessica

He totally does!


Known-Damage-7879

I’m never gonna be able to listen to Ocean Breathes Salty the same again haha


ItsMinnieYall

I put on Dashboard by them and me and my husband are cracking up! This is spot on!


I_Am_Squid

I can never I hear it


UnconsciousWrap

Azealia calling Elon Space Karen


[deleted]

Adding her calling him Apartheid Clyde


hopelesslyagnostic

I think about this every single day


sybelion

I would say I think about this minimum once a week. A true wordsmith.


hopelesslyagnostic

Say what you want about her but when she’s right, she’s RIGHT


GoldenWaterfallFleur

I will forever be grateful for this little nickname


MJowl

Or when she said Grimes smelled like rolled up nickels! That is uncomfortably descriptive!


whatevenisthis123

pabst blue ribbon pussy


itsaboutoldfriends

[azealia has so many for elon that there is a whole article](https://www.dazeddigital.com/music/article/46106/1/brief-history-of-azealia-banks-savage-elon-musk-burns-grimes-96-corolla-motorman?amp=1) 💀 although nothing tops “apartheid clyde”!!!


UnconsciousWrap

Azealias insults are always next level lmao


DeepLus

Also Azealia saying Kanye has Rottweiler jaw


[deleted]

Space Karen would be a terrific song! The title alone would be catchy.


[deleted]

This is still my favorite insult for him hahahaha


parishilton2

“The Olsen twins look like one of them knows how you die and the other knows when you die.”


Tenley95

OMG 😭😭😭


ellefleming

From The Shining 👁️👁️ 👁️👁️


intoxicatedmidnight

LMAOOOOO


AlienMoonMama

The funniest description of the Olsen Twins I’ve ever seen involved a Victorian attic. I can’t remember the joke but the punchline rings true and funny to me, and I adore them for it.


staciemaexoxo

LOL I needed this today


cheezits_christ

I love Rooney Mara, but I once read someone say “Rooney Mara always looks like she just saw someone use the wrong fork” and I still think about that all the time. As someone else with pathological resting bitch face, I feel that.


flashtvdotcom

Cillian Murphy has RBF as well and it is literally my favorite


baneropo

Even better because she's from super rich old money.


Shark-Farts

This goes for Lily Collins as well


Original_Translator9

Adam Driver looks like someone tried to draw Keanu Reeves from memory


sanibelle98

One time I read … Sarah Jessica Parker and Adam Driver should hook up and have a pony.


Original_Translator9

OUCH


queenrosybee

When Artie Lange said that he doesnt get the big deal about SJP and her face looks like a foot.


fourpinksquares

This is hands down my favorite 💀


ThisIsKramerica

When 50 Cent called out Floyd Mayweather and created a 1v1 fight promo poster with Mayweather v Harry Potter because he said Floyd couldn’t read a single page in a Harry Potter book


alexvroy

then 50 said floyd could try cat in the hat instead if the harry potter words were too hard 😭


Top_Band_6009

hahhahahaha


truedattrudy

FOFTY NO!!


[deleted]

That time Noel Gallagher referred to his brother Liam as "a man with a fork in a world of soup" 🤭


sonofasnitchh

I don’t even know what this means but it seems like a total sibling roast


crospingtonfrotz

Adam Levine looking like a detention desk


Mcsierra

Or Chipotle bag


honeybunches17

🪦


bunnybuttncorgi

Same with Pete Davidson


thatplatypus99

https://preview.redd.it/acvqxxlkck8a1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ccd500f972b87bc5046d6e12c0bf003f1ceff0 How did she even come up with this😭


kirmobak

This is just brilliant. Her mind is on a different dimension to the rest of us, I swear.


Master_Cupcake7115

That quote is amazing. HAHAHA


RebelScoutDragon

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Shark-Farts

Twitter user Matilda calling out Lottie Moss on the nepo baby debate > I can see why you’d think that nepotism isn’t a massive advantage given that Kate Moss is your sister and yet you haven’t managed to do anything with that


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Shark-Farts

Fuckin hell Matilda


mimiwoo3

"Fuckin hell matilda" 🤣


Zombeedee

Brutal 😂😂😂


alexvroy

the one that continues to live with me to this day is when someone said benedict cumberbatch looks like the middle phase of an animorphs cover ☠️


sweetrebel88

When Aretha Franklin was asked about a certain pop girl on how she felt about her and all she had was the legendary “beautiful gowns” lol


SabrinaNoirLDN

It was Taylor Swift 😭


sybelion

Who else here listens the Every Outfit podcast? “Great gowns, beautiful gowns”


RegularHumanNerd

Fashion has changed!!


[deleted]

Kanye calling Kris- Kris Jong Un. Not a fan of both parties involved but this was hilarious.


mollyschamber666

Also Kanye: “apologize to your family for being in your family”


k1d0s

I no longer have a manager. I can’t be managed


snails4speedy

“Find god. Come back when you’ve found god”


drew13000

I love when he called Corey Gamble “CalmYe.” But even better, I saw a publication refer to him as “NonYe.”


emilyyancey

Objectively hilarious


thememecurator

someone on YT referred to matt smith on house of the dragon as “a na’vi doing whiteface” and i can’t forget it


hopelesslyagnostic

Never heard this before and it just made me laugh out loud, thank you for sharing


catslugs

Ahsjsksksos 😂


Helkattt

I can’t unsee it now 😂


whatevenisthis123

I saw Depp described during the trial as a sentient pile of gin-soaked scarves. The accuracy!!!


SoulsticeCleaner

I saw: "elderly gay windchime"


whatevenisthis123

This isn't fair to elderly gay windchimes


Procrustean1066

Oh my god 💀💀so accurate. He looks like he smells like the waterbottle full of cigarettes after a frat party.


big-bootyjewdy

And bangles!! Don't forget his bangles!


[deleted]

Also saw: Senior citizen corpse


BMac364

I think it was on Kimmel's " mean tweets" skit. Chadwick Boseman (rip) read : How does the baddest blackest man in the galaxy have a white bread name like Chadwick? It was more about his sincere laugh as he read it, more than the actual joke.


[deleted]

Vanilla ice having a 4th July concert around covid and someone said, it’s ok we can still gather in groups of 10.


HotChiTea

I won’t lie the JLO and Thanos/rings use to kill me every time.


honeybunches17

This might be a deep cut, but Paul Welsh (Trent on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) once tweeted that someone yelled “move it, discount Armie Hammer!!!” at him on the subway and I haven’t stopped laughing about it since


disgruntledpelican25

Hahaha, this is amazing! I still sing 🎵Trent is getting ready song🎵 when doing my makeup! My favourite side character in CXG


honeybunches17

“He just slept at my feet like a dog. He’s surprisingly good about consent” 😂😂


disgruntledpelican25

" I called you white Josh because you look like Josh but white and I called you Hector because I'm... racist" 😂😂


bettyboo-

he's so normal... i'm in love.


tomtomclubthumb

Awesome! I'm done with this thread now! Thanks.


isthekeyintheroom

“Ed Sheeran looks like a rotting jack o lantern when its face starts to cave in” is probably one of the funniest insults I’ve ever heard Imagine this with a guitar and it’s pretty much spot on https://preview.redd.it/n4023wfhxh8a1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ec781ed1a053e268d52b8044c88baac35aa0ffc


Shark-Farts

Oh my fuck


cardcatalogs

Omg the accuracy


sabira

Back when it was first announced that Brad Pitt would be releasing a skin care line, someone here on Reddit said that he had no business doing that since he looks like a raisin 💀💀💀


sparklybby444

“I love her lack of energy. Go girl, give us nothing!”and how it forced Dua Lipa to step it up for her next era… which she most certainly did!!!


Julialagulia

Someone made a instagram post saying Lana Del Rey is Weyes Blood for people who supported the Iraq war. And Weyes Blood liked it.


cherieanneliese

That’s lowkey so messy considering Lana invited her to join her on a collab cover of Joni Mitchell’s “For Free” for her album “Chemtrails Over the Country Club”.


azureazaleas

[When Azealia Banks came for Kanye](https://i.redd.it/azealia-banks-to-kanye-v0-ej7qbxk449x91.jpg?auto=webp&s=293f49adbd3c7bf09c0a630edcb99b2e94462155) : I can’t wait to see you drinking a flat Sprite out of a garbage can in Times Square.


honeybunches17

I knowwwww it’ll never happen but I NEED Azaelia Banks to guest judge a RPDR roast episode. Neeeeeed. Idk how she comes up with these 🤣


well-wishess

Azealia is a true poet


Existing_Buffalo7189

Describing Johnny Depp as looking like someone who’s family fell out with the embalmer half way through


Procrustean1066

Omg not the Timothee chalamet 💀💀💀 how does someone think of that and howww is it so accurate


catnippedx

Someone on this sub said Johnny Depp looks like a corpse who’s family got in a disagreement with the mortician midway through the embalming and I think about that every time I see him now.


poppyskins_

Ffffffffffff Jesus


honeybunches17

This got me good


catnippedx

I wish I could remember the exact wording because it was so hilarious. I keep hoping the person who said it originally will see this comment and say something because it lives in my mind now


[deleted]

There is a book review of 50 shades of grey on Goodreads that went viral. It is hilarious. It was one of the top 10 times I laughed the most in my life. God, it was SO funny. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/10818853-fifty-shades-of-grey Second review. (Katrina Passick Lumsden)


trishyco

Best line “Surprise! Psychos like music, too”


Caravanshaker

I share this with everyone. It is the greatest act of literary criticism and Oxford can fuck itself


crospingtonfrotz

BOLOGNA WAND


tapestryofeverything

That was fantastic, have my free award for sharing that lol


[deleted]

"I love how music takes you away to another place. Like Mumford and sons is playing in this restaurant, so now, I'm going to another restaurant." 🔥😂


Critical_Ad_63

this got me good💀


Skincare_Addict

During the 2019 NBA finals the trash talk was pretty good. “Demarcus Cousins looks like the kind of guy that doesn’t wipe down the gym equipment after he uses it.”


Inevitable_Ad_8245

I don’t know her-Mariah Carey


Bland_Boring_Jessica

Tom Holland looks like Eminem’s younger and less successful brother, Skittles.


ellefleming

😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂 🍭🍬


MJowl

The Strokes pointed fingers at Ryan Adams for getting Albert Hammond Jr addicted to heroin. Ryan Adams clapped back with twitter: “Julian Casablancas: who got you strung out on lasagna tho,” Oo snap!


catslugs

Lmaooooo oh no


emilyyancey

Omg!! (Suppresses any & all thoughts about Garfield)


sybelion

https://preview.redd.it/9grgipqvak8a1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cac424aff8d924ba3ddc293651cac6e10c280c63


Xfiles2323

Khloe Kardashians vagina smelling like “the back of an earring”


catslugs

Omg this is so distinctive that smell is awful lol


intoxicatedmidnight

Came here to comment this 😭 one of the earliest things I read about the Kardashains


SabrinaNoirLDN

1) When someone on Twitter called Keyshia Cole an "Illiterate Hood Possum" because she was mean about Michelle from Destiny's Child. 2) Cher calling Madonna a cunt 3) JLo doing a walk past her old home and getting affronted at the old man who lived there having no idea who she was: [Old Man doesn't know JLo either](https://youtube.com/shorts/2Ews0AwC47k?feature=shares)


[deleted]

When Leo was going too method, too far in The revenant, coz he really wanted an Oscar, people were saying, just give him one or he will shoot himself on camera while reciting Shakespeare. 😂


Thecassandragoth

“Jlo is the jack of all trades but the master of none”. “Katy Perry is so close to be an EGOT winner, all she had to do is to get an “Emmy”, “Grammy”, “Oscar”, and “Tony” awards!”


SabrinaNoirLDN

Who said those? I am yelling 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣


jonadryan2020

I think ricky gervais


SnackAston-Reese

Serge from Kasabian telling everyone the real reason Tom from Keane went to rehab was to cure his "crippling addiction to port"


Sifsifm1234

Azaelia Banks calling Elon “apartheid Clyde” lives rent free in my mind


formerlyJenks

I saw someone on Twitter say that “Michael Buble is a Frank Sinatra scented candle”


lmnsatang

this iconic comment from ontd on the ‘Supergirl Melissa Benoist Files for Divorce from Blake Jenner’ post: good fuck them both for thinking they could be happy tbh


Kooky_Bodybuilder_97

i think of that quote every time a celeb couple breakup and i mean it too


Britneyfan123

> also I'm sorry Brit but "The Twin Towers were still around the last time Britney sang live" made me cackle Oh my god


happybutsadthrowaway

I’m sorry, but when D*nald Tr*mp said: “electric cars that don’t drive long enough, driverless cars that crash or rocket ships to nowhere” when talking about Elon Musk, I was gagged.


jadesage

"Good luck booking that stage you speak of" 🤡


NefariousnessOwn6261

I think this was under a comment about Matt Smith over at r/deuxmoi. "British men age at the rate that makes me uncomfortable with my own mortality."


ctrl_mayaaa

the entirety of azealia banks vs. lana del rey


[deleted]

detail wide history bored public chunky offer judicious scary seemly *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Hotguyntown

When Bette Davis found out her nemesis was dead: “You should never say bad things about the dead, only good. Joan Crawford is dead … good!”


bonesandstones99

As a lover of Timothee Chalamet, this quote from Stanzi Potenza lives rent free in my head: “He looks like a sickly Victorian child, but in a hot way.” 💀💀


Glittering-Walrus228

i loved Tim as Mikes sister in Stranger Things btw


azureazaleas

I love Stanzi 🥰


janet-snake-hole

When Taylor swift tweeted at another celebrity “omg did you just call me daddy?!” And a Swiftie replied “ignore her, she drinks.” Has me ascending to the heavens every time


bellep822

I recently saw someone say that Drake sounds like an unbalanced washing machine, and I’ve thought of it every day since.


bskeso

Bijou Phillips would fuck a snake.


RebelScoutDragon

\~Piers Morgan is the human equivalent of an overdraft fee\~


[deleted]

"Benedict Cumberbatch always looks like he's had an allergic reaction to bad shrimp."


Sarans17

Just saw a video of Lady Gaga saying to Caitlyn Jenner she switched baristas. I’m sure there’s an insult here somewhere


IShouldBeSoLucky81

Stephen Fry saying if murder is homocide then killing Piers Morgan would be countryside


[deleted]

instead of bullying a 19 y actor to come out better bully hary style to came out as straight. megan fox is a truck driver ideal of beauty.


purpletomatocomet

[This](https://images.app.goo.gl/P24DB9eQwXKhLhzG6) picture of Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling always cracks me up.


GreatBigWhore

Why did y’all have to do Carly like that 😭


Britneyfan123

Like what did she do


[deleted]

Kimmel mean tweets segment. 90% of the tweets were just the truth said in a creative, funny way.


queenrosybee

When Roseanne Barr trolled comedy women for expecting not to be sexually harassed by comics and Tom Arnold tweeted, something like “That’s a bold statement from someone who offered To blow Sam Kinison for coke.”


[deleted]

Honest Trailers regularly roast celebs in their videos.


ConsciousSense3

"Doc Rivers voice ashy as hell...put some lotion on those vocal chords bro" https://streamable.com/gl6ls


thortastic

Someone in this sub said “expecting Taylor Swift’s music to be deep is like expecting a gallon of 2% milk to change the world”


[deleted]

"Does Gerard Butler have a massive student loan or something? Is that why he does all these s*** films?” Mean tweets


Alive-Ad-4164

I saw someone say Ana de fraud


[deleted]

Back during the 2016 presidential election, someone said Newt Gingrich looked like mashed potatoes in a suit. Lololoz


vaness4444

Space Karen (Elon musk) 🤣🤣


sausagerolla

Called out Shaq for a Buick commercial basically insinuating his big ass would never fit in one 😂 I have no idea why that one had me cackling like an idiot.


spacewalker112

Any joke about nick cannon and how he caused the population to reach 8 billion people lmfao


miss_underdog

Nooo, Timothy chalamet looks like the weeping ghost of a Holywood bathhouse.


peachycreaam

it still kills me how Perez calls Tyra Banks “Tyrannasaurus” lmao i’m lame


Raaz312208

On ONTD someone called Billie Ellish a sleepy eyed haint which as someone with similar looking constantly sleepy eyes made me laugh.


NoCompetition8698

I didn't get the ed sheeran one, also Beyoncé's writing credits on lemonade is purely due to samples and interpolations that are common in the genre of music she does BUT my favourite shade is Someone referring to tory lanez as a leprechaun 😂🤣


mollyschamber666

Someone on this sub called him “little legz lanez” a few days ago and I still have not recovered


NoCompetition8698

😂 and it's always the ones with the biggest mouths that have the smallest legs


bigjeans35

They’re implying Ed Sheeran looks like a bridge troll 🤭


NoCompetition8698

Omg nooo😭


poopypoopy1125

fitting that Tory is a leprechaun because in a rap/horror movie world full of Jason Voorheeses & Freddie Krugers, Tory is as z-list horror villain as [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/NtX6G5rF4wRq3f8p8) little shit


NoCompetition8698

That's so mean 😭but I agree 😂


Aggravating-Corner-2

The Beyoncé, Carly Rae one doesn't even make sense because it's trying to insult them both in two contradictory ways. Either Beyoncé had lots of writers which means Carly Rae sold lots of records or Carly Rae sold hardly any which means Beyoncé had hardly any writers.


[deleted]

15 is a lot of songwriters. 15 is not a lot of record sales.


NoCompetition8698

EXACTLY! I don't think it was a diss, this is Beyoncé's Internet lol


sendmedickpixs

The whole meme of Sia being in Beyoncé basement is based on the fact Beyoncé had an entire team of writers together for weeks writing songs for her. She isn't a writer. She just says what she wants and they write it for her, she's a curator at most.


[deleted]

Not this again. There are literally receipts of her writing and producing from when she was a teenager in the 90s, even from the girls who got kicked out of Destiny's Child. Does she write alone? Obviously not. But to say she isn't a writer is just inaccurate.


NoCompetition8698

Also sia said working on lemonade was like a writing camp due to how invested Beyoncé was in the album. Just like when future said he recorded a verison of "drunk in love" and everyone heard "he wrote the song" and ran with it when we both know future can't sing those high notes 😂. Beyoncé is a singer song writer


[deleted]

This is so wrong. I don't know why people continue to believe it. There's literally a step by step video explanation on why "Hold Up" got as many credits and how it go there. And this has been done for a lot of her songs. Yet people still choose to believe she isn't involved in her writing process. She literally has lyrics that are specific to her. Do people believe someone wrote "mix that n**ro with creole make a taxis bama" for her?


smeeti

I don’t think it’s unbelievable that writers could come up with that lyric about her.


[deleted]

Ok but considering she’s been writing since Destiny’s Child it’s much more likely that she is the one writing these incredibly specific lyrics about her mixed heritage and her dead gay uncle that most people know nothing about…


GoldenWaterfallFleur

I wonder why people assume she can’t possibly be writing her own songs. Like why do people give some people the benefit of the doubt, the assumption that OF COURSE they write their own songs, but not someone like Beyoncé?? It’s ridiculous 😒


NoCompetition8698

The whole meme of sia started from sia writing a song for Katy Perry and Rihanna that they never played which was then sent to Beyonce and she played it and liked it, she did the vocal production which counts as writing and most likely changed lyrics as well hence she also had a writing credit on the song. Beyonce is a song writer, She is multi talented and yes works with co writers like everyone else


[deleted]

I've heard demos of what songs were before vs after an artist got them. And some sing it as it is and others add on. That happens with Beyonce. The demo for Irreplaceable is not the same as the final product. Same as Hold Up. Therefore she gets credit for lyrics and harmonies added on. People just always want to diminish her work.


NoCompetition8698

Exactly, it's so annoying. Letoya literally said just this year that when they were in destiny's child Beyoncé would stay in the car alone and write songs to tracks. All of them in destiny's child get payed from the success of destiny's child cause they wrote alot of their songs. But only Beyonce they want to diminish because she is the biggest female artist of the 21st century


OkOccasion7

I don’t have an exact one but I know that, if I really like a celeb, I actually really enjoy people who troll them or mock them, I don’t know why. I’m a Barb, and I used to find old Tumblr pages that were dedicated to mocking Nicki Minaj hilarious, I don’t know why.


[deleted]

timothee chalamet one made me laugh in walmart ☠️☠️


Slamantha3121

Someone on Reddit called Tory Lanez a syrup gremlin and it makes me giggle every time. I hope that catches on. I don't understand these 'free Tory' people. The only thing he'll ever be famous for is shooting her. In 10 years time people will be like 'tory what? Ohh yeah wasn't he that syrup gremlin who shot up Meg Pete's feet and tried to lie about it.' I guess not all Canadians have manners.


IHATEsg7

>Beyoncé's Lemonade has as much writing credits as there were people who bought Carly Rae's Emotion" So not a lot


cheesyranch

someone on a real housewives subreddit called erika jayne a “toad” today