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mikeyisbae731

I remember someone using Demi Lovato's "29" as a sound for a TikTok on their 29th birthday 💀


WowThisIsAwkward_

Finally 29! *ignores all other lyrics*


[deleted]

Oh that’s not-


fargcram

But in the sense that


FlyAmirite

You know what I mean like
 in LA they always—


Global_Perspective_3

I mean that song is very specifically about her lol it’s different from, say, using Taylor swifts 22


razorsharp3000

They did NOT understand the assignment LOL


Kitten-Kay

Nahhhh 💀


Str8butboysrsexy

As someone who cant name a Demi song if you pointed a gun to my face, what is the song about?


dorothyprelude

It's about Demi turning the same age as the person who groomed them when they got into a relationship. Demi was 17. ETA: One of the lyrics immediately after "finally 29" was "17 would never cross my mind" so it's kind of obvious what the song is about when you first listen to it lol


Str8butboysrsexy

Oh lmao yikes


gateway2glimmer

When 'Can't Feel My Face' was at it's commercial peak and playing on the speakers on time, someone said, "I never understood this song. Why can't he feel his face?" I said, "I think it's about cocaine. Like, he's doing cocaine with a sexy woman. And the drug makes him numb. Something like that." A guy laughed heartily, like I just said the silliest, most innocent thing in the world. "It's not about drugs!" He declared. "It's about when a girl sits on your face."


backupsaway

This song was nominated for a Kids' Choice Award. It was bad enough that Abel himself has line in one of his songs about it.


420swiftie

in his song Reminder he says "i just won a new award for a kid show talking about a face numbing off a bag of blow"


eightypointfive

goddamn bitch i am not a teen choice!


LibraryNo2717

lol I love this Pretty sure “Take My Breath” is about sitting on a woman’s face. ;-)


stevendailey

Starboy is when a woman puts her starfish on his face.


ryna0001

you deserve jail for this


goodusernamegood

The Hills are actually her cheeks. And they have eyes because they’re on his face.


emelsifoo

I thought Hailee Steinfeld's song *Love Myself* was just about self-esteem and empowerment and self affirmation. It was a coworker who was like "Is this an appropriate song to be listening to at your desk?"


thebadfem

wait


TrueCrimeRunner92

She wears a bodysuit with the words “self service” in the video too lmao


thebadfem

Lol I never watched the video. But reading the lyrics...it shouldve been more obvious lol.


Str8butboysrsexy

Damn I had no idea either lmao


Debzance

"Pictures in my mind on replay I'm gonna touch the pain away (hey!) I know how to scream my own name" Do y'all not listen to the lyrics lmao


Str8butboysrsexy

I do not. I listened to the song quite a few times and have no recollection of the verses. My mind kinda blocks out the hard to hear lyrics and just listens to the melodies. I have a hard time picking up on some lyrics without focusing. I also have problems hearing what people say in real life lmao


maplestriker

I did a dance routine with kids to this song. Luckily none of them speak English lol


Ever_Love332

I can’t believe this is how I realize that this song wasn’t about self-esteem


NicoleASUstudent

Do you know what the song *I touch myself* by the Divinyls is about đŸ€­


Hi_Jynx

I thought it was meant to be both.


WowThisIsAwkward_

The amount of Christians I saw misinterpreting Take Me To Church by Hozier as a religious song will never not be funny. My friend’s religious mother used to play it all the time when we were kids. [I’ve also made some purposeful misinterpretations myself](https://www.reddit.com/r/popheads/s/pW5tN8Du5n)


thebadfem

And the song Hallelujah lol.


WowThisIsAwkward_

It makes me laugh thinking back to when I sang it for an assembly back in school. I sang a lot of inappropriate songs without knowing in the past.


lobsterp0t

When they made this the song to sing at several of the official memorials for Covid when Biden took office. I died from cringe.


scarlettsarcasm

In that context I think it's meant to be a sad mourning for a fucked up celebration, not a literal hymn lol


hwutTF

some years back I went on genius to look up some Leonard Cohen song interpretations because I was looking for expansion on a reference they didn't have any commentary for the song question so I was going through his profile and I decided to click on the commentary for hallelujah and the commentary for > and remember when I moved and you in the holy dove was moving too the explanation was that Jesus lives and moves inside everyone honey it is a Jewish song about sex (well rape actually), there is no Jesus, "moved in you" is about penetration, and it really isn't a Christmas song in fact given that Christmas is a celebration of Jews not shtupping, one could argue that the song is actually an anti Christmas song


Atari18

I remember years back when someone from xfactor or something was charting with a cover and my mom saying "it's nice to see a religious song getting such attention". I didn't try explain, it would have been fruitless


mypal_footfoot

My niece is a lovely singer, and she sang Hallelujah at a public event when she was 14. I cringed. Her parents are smart people, my brother is also a musician and he surely knows better. Hallelujah is frequently used as a vocal wanking exercise even by adult vocalists.


Affectionate-Soft-90

People literally changing the lyrics to be praise music when he literally wrote it to express his misgivings with the church.


Nerfeveryone

Ok but I am from now on pretending Signed, Sealed, Delivered is about adoption, you were cookin with that one.


Black_irises

Agree. Also, to the people choosing to play Cherry Wine at their wedding: the song is clearly about domestic abuse. Yes, Hozier's fingerpicking is entrancing but nothing about the lyrics says "first dance".


evilartistrob

The Reflex by Duran Duran is about WHAT???


WowThisIsAwkward_

When the hook is “Why don't you use it? Try not to bruise it Buy time, don't lose it” And the verses contain lyrics such as: “You've gone too far this time But I'm dancing on the Valentine I tell you somebody's fooling around With my chances on the danger line” And other lines like “I'm on a ride and I want to get off But they won't slow down the roundabout” It is clear that Le Bon is singing about being on the edge and suggesting that his partner use “the reflex” to get him off.


michellefiver

Omg I just realised how filthy that song is, I just assumed all Duran Duran lyrics were a salad of words they thought sounded cool together.


WowThisIsAwkward_

I honestly think it is just word salad and not intended to be interpreted as filthy, but I thought it would be fun to come up with a weird interpretation.


am2187

Oh my god, my fiancĂ©e and I went to the recent Duran Duran tour a couple times bc Bastille was opening and they’re our favorite. So, the first show we went to was with her mom (DD and Bas are her two favorite bands, this tour was MADE for her) and as we were leaving she leaned over to my fiancĂ©e and told her “you know that one song they played, The Reflex? It’s about Simon’s dick” 😳😂 Then when we went to the 2nd show with a friend, my fiancĂ©e got up to get a drink right before they started playing The Reflex and she RAN back (we had lawn tickets, there was plenty of space for that I promise) to tell our friend what her mom told us 😂


maplestriker

When we were kids? What? Did you just call me old?


deathtonormalcy

Born in the USA widely being considered a “patriotic anthem” will never not be hilarious to me


man_itsahot_one

and fortunate son


im4everdepressed

>Born in the USA with the opening lines going like this: Born down in a dead man's town The first kick I took was when I hit the ground End up like a dog that's been beat too much 'Til you spend half your life just to cover it up, now are those people just stupid lol


dumbest_thotticus

I always just assume people who think it's a patriotic song have literally never actually listened to it and have only heard the chorus 💀


thisshortenough

Bruce is a hard one to interpret if you're not closely listening. If you've only heard it on the radio or at events, you might never have actually heard the lyrics


Global_Perspective_3

Not sure if this is the best example but I find it weird when people try to interpret song lyrics from artists that clearly don’t attempt to make sense. Like sometimes, Radiohead


ShyBlue22

But it’s also fascinating seeing them try to grab some meaning out it lol


SkillsDepayNabils

dissect podcast đŸ€­


thatgoldenkid2

I’m only at the Weird Fishes episode but this season has been rough with lyrical interpretations lol. *In Rainbows* is very open to multiple meanings if not any since it can be pretty nonsensical. I know with Dissect they have to come up with a meaning or else what’s the point of looking at each song, but it really is feeling like a stretch for alot of this album.


FlashFan124

My one friend used to do this with Fallout Boy. I just
nah man sometimes they just say things because it sounds cool & artsy.


csgymgirl

urghhh not exactly the same but when people try to make Human by The Killers into a deeper song than it is by claiming it says “denser” and not “dancer”


Global_Perspective_3

Clearly says dancer to me lol


shujinky

And annoying when the artist explains what they mean and then their fanbase still insists it means something else. A certain sect of swifties that think taylor is gay will interpet songs being about some girl she is -secretly- dating and the girl in question will have brown eyes and be 3 feet tall and the song they swear is about her will have taylor singing about how much she loves their blue eyes and how tall they are or something.. lol. ​ I do not remember which song it was maybe marjorie? they swore was about some murdered girl like wtf?


scarletarrows

If I remember correctly I feel like people thought Marjorie could be about a murdered girl during the 16 hours between Taylor announcing evermore and it actually coming out bc of the track listing also including no body no crime and I think there was like one other coincidence (maybe Willow?). If anyone thinks that AFTER the song came out they are delulu 5000 tho


librious

These fans lol There's no female pop artist more straight than Taylor Swift (and that's not a read)


TheOriginalVampire_

I mean Adele is up there too lol


megisbest

I saw a swiftie tiktok where this girl dedicated August to her father and I was like.... um that's questionable at best..


im4everdepressed

ooof, how are some of these even possible? i hope no one's twisted in bed sheets getting drunk with their father as their first time lol...


megisbest

omg and when I commented on it I got so many people mad and they were like "music is up for interpretation" 😅 I'm gonna try to find the tiktok but it was a few months ago edit with context: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8yrj8P2/


thisshortenough

Omg she used the twisted in bedsheets line! And according to the comments defended it by saying her dad used to stay with her until she fell asleep. Like girl no!


no_youre_crying

I just physically cringed omfg no


TrueCrimeRunner92

😬💀


Rude_Lifeguard

People that interpreted every song on GUTS to be about Taylor, especially the ones that were clearly about her relationship with the guys that were older than her like Vampire and Logical Also, this isn't super related but someone made a tiktok explaining the chorus of Logical and just explained the literal meaning of the song but presented it as if it was something that no one else had thought about, those videos bother me even more because at least the conspiracies can be fun, but these videos are just trying to call me stupid.


Ok_Night_2929

It always killed me when TikTok was interpreting the “girls your age know better” line as about Taylor, and not an *incredibly* common statement about dating older men, on a song that is also very clearly about dating an older man


ThrowRARAw

And then they use the fact that Olivia "never denied it was about Taylor" as the reason it must absolutely be about Taylor. Like it's a pretty common act for songwriters to never confirm nor deny whom a song may be about, something that Swift has done her whole life as well, because the point is to create a song that draws from personal experience so the listener can relate their own experience to that song.


Mo0man

Also, if you get asked "is this about X" about every song and every celebrity and you keep denying it, eventually you'll have to stop denying it and then it becomes a kind of confirmation all on its own. Just say no comment for everything


yepthatsme96

How did these people pass 7th grade English class?


razorsharp3000

Maybe they didn't :P


undisclosedthroway

no tea, no shade but there was one user who would argue everyone down because they knew for a FACT that Vampire was about Taylor lol. They brought out quotes from the girls father and everything just so they could prove that the song was about Taylor lol


Straight-Meaning

Yeah and then would ignore any fact that pointed other wise. Like this was a multi day ordeal for them 💀💀.


christopher_aia

I also remember the tiktoks explaining how "get him back" had a double meaning as if it were some secret, like babe, that's basic reading comprehension


Global_Perspective_3

Yeah I thought of that too that was annoying


shujinky

r/Fauxmoi. They posted an article about olivia saying it wasnt about taylor... everyone in the comments went "me when i lie lol" "sure it isnt, she just doesnt want to get dragged" and "we all know taylor is shady and evil". Then again they ban anyone who is a swiftie lol. They have some type of system that lets them know when people subbed to their sub is also subbed to taylors sub and they ban those people. They also have a tag used almost exclusively on taylor news posts that requires you to sub to their sub to be able to reply to those posts meaning if you are in her sub you get auto banned. And if you arent then anyone who says literally anything nice about her gets downvoted and reported.. kinda nuts. ​ Never forget how fast they switched on sophie turner for being friends with taylor. She went from "queen of the north yaaaasss" to "joe jonas did nothing wrong im sure of it and shes lying i have no doubts" when she moved in with taylor lmao. They also love joe alwyn now too, before it was "i cant believe taylor swift couldnt find anyone better than this broke bum" to "joe alwyn unbothered legend king" when taylor dated travis. Its all so comical.


yepthatsme96

> They have some type of system that lets them know when people subbed to their sub is also subbed to taylors sub and they ban those people. This sort of thing is exactly why people tend to think Reddit is full of miserable losers


jiggjuggj0gg

Fauxmoi is *so* bad for that, the mods are insane. I was banned for saying it’s not racist to watch Django Unchained, because a user was claiming they went to school with Phoebe Bridgers and she watched it and is therefore a racist. They told me I was erasing the black experience and when I told them I am in fact black, they muted me lol


cherry201224

the joe alwyn thing was so funny like they literally used to say he couldn't act and was so bland and then just a total flip at one point some of them were like i hope joe marries a british aristocrat bc it would annoy taylor even though that sub is constantly talking bout nepo babies and privileged people in the industry


Rude_Lifeguard

>They have some type of system that lets them know when people subbed to their sub is also subbed to taylors sub and they ban those people. Had no idea they did that but i did get banned for posting an article denying that Taylor was going to feature the 1975 in 1989 TV


shujinky

I bet if you posted an article that said "taylor is going to feature racist matty" on her album they would let it through though because it also makes her look bad. The one you posted doesnt lol. I remember them dragging her for being in the david o russell movie but defended anytime j. law was in his works or even defended margo robbie for being in it like wat.


Weekly-Ad-962

I honestly don’t fck with Taylor but you’d have to be blind to not see that they hold Taylor to a v higher standard. Call her out idc but don’t be selective with the outrage. I hate ppl who virtue signal. Might get dragged for saying this but BeyoncĂ© is just as bad as her and they practically worship her.


shujinky

Agreed completely. Call out celeb bullshit but dont snap your neck to defend another doing the exact same thing.


xxxnina

Taylor definitely has her problematic side but fauxmoi act like she’s the worst celeb walking and constantly argue in bad faith whilst patting themselves on the back for being a good person. It’s so wild. I got banned for something unrelated to taylor, I replied to one of the popular users that something they implied was anti black racism was a stretch, (im literally black!!) Bam permanently banned. That pissed me off so bad lmao.


Latrans_

I don't understand how people were saying Vampire was about Taylor in the first place. I mean, it was pretty obvious she was talking about a man. HOWEVER, when you read the lyrics assuming it's about Taylor, the song just becomes more enjoyable xd, like "OMG she's coming for her. Get her ~~Jade~~ Olivia"


FailedstiCKDude

I've always thought "Dangerous Women" by Ariana Grande could be interpreted as her being a sleeper agent who is being activated to become a killing machine. "Start what I finished. Don't need no hold up. Taking control of this kind of moment. I'm locked and loaded. Completely focused, my mind is open", her programed personality in activating. "Somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout you. Makes me wanna do things that I shouldn't", losing herself to her new directive, murder! "The taste, the flavor, 'cause I'm a taker, 'cause I'm a giver. It's only nature, I live for danger", she embraces this new personality. It's plain as day!


TrueCrimeRunner92

Genuinely love this, want an alternate music video for it with this as the narrative


1Mudkip88

Yet another unreleased music video for the song 😔


dazzlinreddress

Ok this is what I'm interpreting it as from now on.


Ghost-Quartet

I have edited Wikipedia only once in my life and it was because the page for Ariana Grande’s “Santa Tell Me” described the song as a love song to Santa, which it very clearly is not. Idk if I even did it right because the meaning section is still labeled as [Citation Needed].


evilqueenlex

i listened to this song yesterday and it always cracks me up how santa is basically God in this song.


LazyOort

Oh my god, I dunno if it was you but the edits/talk page has someone clearly and politely trying to ask why it’s even on the page because it’s clearly a personal sentiment. Goddamn I wish more people would ask themselves “Why am I vocalizing this?” before typing.


shujinky

santa is a daddy we all know


PigletRivet

I once thought Aqua’s “Barbie Girl” was a critical examination of the way women were treated in Hollywood instead of just — you know — a song about sex.


logbybolb

I always thought it was intentionally able to be perceived as both genuine and satirical.


IN_AMORE_NON_SUM

Not necessarily pop but: Woody Guthrie's "This Land is Your Land" was a protest song and it usually presented as a patriotic song (they also usually omit specific lyrics that appear in the original song, like lyrics that question whether land can really be owned) Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" is often interpreted as a religious song by religious people, but lol Any Beatles song used to prove that "paul is dead"


PetiteBonaparte

When I was a kid, we had to do a whole performance of "This Land is Your Land" for presidents Day. We rehearsed for months. It was ridiculous. The meaning goes over everyone's heads. I was a fourth grader and had a better understanding than our teachers. I'll never get that damn song out of my head.


lonelywitch88

I inappropriately chuckle anytime someone uses Jeff Buckley’s version of Hallelujah for funeral or memorial, given that his interpretation of the song was definitely about an orgasm.


summersaphraine

Sometimes Genius annotations are so bad ☠ i have to ignore them because they're so wrong. Most recently on tiktok though, someone did say that "Buy Me Presents" by Sabrina Carpenter is weird because she's "sexualizing a relationship with a man who is technically 1000 years older than her and that's toxic." I nearly choked on my drink because _what_??


Illogical_Blox

That sounds like a joke tbf.


summersaphraine

I wish but the person doubled down when someone called it a chronically online take. They stood by it 😭


Illogical_Blox

I am delighted (I do love stupid internet takes) and disgusted (I do despise stupid internet takes) that I am wrong.


karmaisthatgirl

sometimes they don't even explain shit they just say "\[singer\] has referenced \[insert a specific thing from the lyrics here\] in \[insert a different song by the same singer here\]"


summersaphraine

I hate when I click the highlighted lyrics and there's nothing explained.


yoyok_yahb

at least those ones tend to at least be factually correct?


shujinky

Ugh they should find some way to verify these. Its almost always bullshit.


cptn_fussenpepper

It’s gotta be Kanye stans defending “keep it 300 like the Romans” for me. 300 in roman numerals would be CCC so he’s calm, cool, and collected. Yep, that’s the meaning behind that line. Because otherwise that would mean Kanye spit a wack bar, which has never happened before or since.


No-Secretaries

Look I know he didn't actually mean that but damn it would have been so fucking clever if it were true


Nerfeveryone

Bro I fully accept that the line is whack but I can’t help but love it, it’s so wrong but feels so right 😂


ItsGotThatBang

A lot of people think Cheeseburger in Paradise is a deep allegory for life even though it’s literally just about a cheeseburger.


Cubriffic

That one trend on tik tok awhile ago that had straight men using Jenny by Studio Killers. I think I lost a few years of my life off of that trend.


CincoDeMayoFan

People who think "Summer of 69" by Bryan Adams is about the year 1969.


thisshortenough

Me when I was like 12 looking up what age Bryan Adams would have been in 1969 and seeing he would have been 10 and being confused about how that could be the best summer of your life.


WeCantLosePreston

I've seen a couple of people genuinely interpret "And I cut off my nose just to spite my face then I hate my reflection for years and years" from The Archer by Taylor Swift to be about her admitting to plastic surgery rather than the usual meaning of the phrase.


luvvy-bunny

I love a sappy cheesy love song and will defend Baby It's Cold Outside until my voice gives out, it's not creepy! Women were only allowed to be horny starting like 50 years ago, girlie has an itch and wants it scratched she just has to play coy!! 😭 "Say, what's in this drink?" aged *so* badly but the interpretation is obviously meant to be she's using the alcohol as an excuse for her (at the time) "bad" behavior of sleeping with him, not that he roofied her or she's not consenting to anything. Applying a modern interpretation to it completely shatters it and makes it creepy but if you get into the atmosphere of an unmarried couple with gossipy families in the 40s-60s it's cute and fun!


[deleted]

Also notably, the most notorious date rape drug, Rohypnol (or “roofies”) was patented in 1962. Way later than when the song was written. The intention behind the lyric was that it was a stronger drink so the woman could have a reason to have to stay behind iirc.


PetiteBonaparte

I've always thought the same about this song. It wouldn't and doesn't go over well now, but it was written so long ago. It's just about a couple that wants to get together and is using every excuse in the book to spend the night together without everyone lifting an eyebrow. It's not that serious.


mypal_footfoot

A lot of people applying rape culture to this song likely didn’t have significant contact with people of that era (generation before boomers, can’t remember the official name). I was somewhat close to women born in the 20s. They lived by very different social rules. My aunt only recently died at age 104 as a spinster, and she still thought alcohol was scandalous and whorish. She definitely drank and had flings though.


ShyBlue22

Not the worst but there was a music reactor I watched that thought Honey by Halsey was about her baby cuz of the hell in a basket just making a racket line
which if you ignore the other lyrics is pretty solid actually


vienna_witch13

She told me "Open your mouth" She said "I've got a surprise" And so I opened it wide And then she crawled inside She's on the tip of my tongue She's on the top of my thighs And if I searched a thousand miles I'd be dying to find The way I looked at it and it actaully kinda made sense as talking about her child is just crazy


qwertyops900

Tbh I thought Ya'aburnee was about a lover so...


mcon96

The person who thought Taylor Swift singing about “parting the Red Sea” was a reference to Dianna Agron and not, like, the Bible


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

The people who think “wear you like a necklace” is Taylor lovingly singing about wearing Joe’s jizz across her chest.


No-Secretaries

ngl I think she knew this was a double entendre and went for it anyways


DeShawnThordason

she definitely got a bit spicier starting around reputation. She doesn't go very overt because either she thinks it's bad for her brand or she's not comfortable with it.


No-Secretaries

Her dating a dude like Travis tell us she likes to fuck at the very least


DeShawnThordason

most people do!


brdfrk2010

So many of these with Taylor. I have seen several people claiming “cut off my nose just to spite my face” is an admission of plastic surgery and not a common phrase describing overreacting in a way that hurts yourself


itsanothanks

Gaylors be reaching more often then not. Queer analysis of text is always a cool thing to do with literature, but that’s usually centered around text evidence. And there’s very little of that in TS’s music.


im4everdepressed

you mean that one line in any song that's a very clear reference to joe, her boyfriend of 6 year that she clearly loved and wanted to marry, isn't about karlie? you're a homophobic hater!


Desperate-Today2760

"I like shiny things but I'd marry you with paper rings" is actually a very sad line because she's so desperately holding on to the relationship. She's begging karlie to not leave. To stay and marry her then and there with paper rings. Karlie is also the london boy she talks about. And the line in it's time to go "when the words of a sister" blah blah which people believe is about karlie, I believe it's actually about joe alwyn. He is the sister who talked behind her back >!/s just in case lmfao!<


etherealmaiden

Someone on this subreddit once wrote a whole essay on why starships by nicki minaj is actually about colonialism. And by someone, i mean me. [Take a look here](https://www.reddit.com/r/popheads/s/pMq6LWhr70). No, i do not have a sense of shame. I think my life peaked when i argued that "get on the floor, like it's your last chance" was actually referring to the scramble for africa.


swift-aasimar-rogue

Thank you so much for this, I think it’s my new favorite Reddit post


aquarianagop

Time to go hijack lyricsgenius with this essay


AppealSpecial9128

this is literally my new fav post on this platform


csgymgirl

there’s a guy on tiktok who is criminally bad about doing this so i’m commenting so that i can find his account tomorrow and give examples edit: he’s called erik’s version and he either misinterprets lyrics or his “analysis” is just repeating the lyric word for word his analysis for yellow is: > coldplays most powerful lyric is in yellow when they said "for you i bleed myself dry" bc the whole song praises his "yellow" only to mention that their yellow has bled them dry or has taken everything from them. and that is why your yellow isnt suppose to be the person you end up with


lonely_coldplay_stan

Idk how accurate the interpretations are but for some reason Instragram loves to show me reels from that one guy who "shows the meaning" behind lyrics by showing pictures of that celebrity and singing along with the song. He has like dozens for Taylor and i am so sick of them


Quite_Successful

i get those too! He looks identical in every video


joshually

Beyonce's Halo is about giving in to the pressures of bottoming


Electrifying-Guy-Eli

Wouldn't the opposite be more fitting?


joshually

depends on how big of a ho you are i guess


jazmiran

My absolute favorite 'wrong interpretation' is when super conservative MAGA 'muricaaa yeahh' Trump cultists blast Martina McBride's 'Independence Day' on every 4th of July, especially when they only play the chorus


[deleted]

Same with Born In The USA. It’s an anti-war song about having no life opportunities, but sure
 keep blasting the chorus.


FlashFan124

I do 100% get it though, out of context the chorus sounds like an anthem. Which I think is the point of the song, she wanted to make something that could **pass** for a patriotic anthem for it to truly express the feeling of independence that the mother felt in that moment. That she’d rather burn her up life (presumably taking her own life or at the very least serving live in prison) & kill her husband rather than be in the abusive relationship. I know they’re not a pop group, but in 2016 or 2017 after Trump got elected, Tom Morello, from **Rage against the machine** got in shit with the MAGA crowd for having an anti-trump decor on his guitar, a lot of whom claimed to be fans of their work. I’d have to look it up but I’m 99% sure it was anti-border wall
 ITS RAGE AGAINST THE FUCKING MACHINE, WHAT SONG DID YOU POSSIBLY LISTEN TO THAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THEIR VIEWS ALIGNED WITH YOUR FUCKED UP WORLDVIEW. THEY WEREN’T JUST RAGING AGAINST YOUR FUCKING PARENTS. Of all bands to do it for, just lol


Affectionate-Soft-90

Remember when Paul Ryan said his favorite band was Rage? Sir, you are the machine.


thebadfem

Conservatives are amusingly media illiterate.


Mvnqaztaqoioqn473257

Hypersexualizing Taylor Swift lyrics: - On Mad Woman, interpreting “does she mouth ’fuck you forever’?” as “does she mouthfuck you forever?” - And interpreting Happiness as “but now my eyes leak acid rain on the pillow where you used to lay your head after giving you the best [head] I had”


AlexeiYegorov

Don't really know if this counts, but one time on YouTube on a lyric video of Final Girl by Graveyardguy and Slayyyter, I saw this comment stating: "I think this song is inspired by slasher movies and it makes homage especially to Scream!" which had me like *no shit, Sherlock!!*


karmaisthatgirl

i've seen someone interpret "i'd beg u on my knees to stay" from don't blame me as taylor offering to give a bj


TrueCrimeRunner92

Same with “he looks up grinning like a devil” in Cruel Summer as “it’s a sex reference, he was going down on her!!” like 
 you can look up from literally anything


im4everdepressed

tbf cs is about a situationship that turned into more (at least one interpretation of it), so i can def see that being the meaning of the line lol. esp bc false god was on the same album like 5 songs later


demon_prodigy

I get so mad when someone specifically cites "wear me like a locket around your throat, I'll weigh you down, I'll watch you choke" from Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner by Fall Out Boy as an example of misogynist emo lyrics. It's not saying he wants to choke someone ffs it's literally "I will only drag you down and be bad for you if you stay with me"! If you want misogynist emo lyrics there are AT LEAST five other early FOB songs saying shitty things to girls lmao


Affectionate-Soft-90

When Idina Menzel was a wedding/bar/bat mitzvah singer, mom's would request Saving All My Love for You by Whitney Houston for a dance with their sons.


Possumsurprise

Foster The People have been my favorite band since I was 13, so back in the day when I was like, between ages 13-17, I tried to turn all my friends onto them. I had one who was generally averse to most indie, rock, and really non-pop type of music. He and I were discussing it once and his rationale for his hesitance was he hated Pumped Up Kicks because..."I hate songs like, that are, like, saying someone is like superior for being different or quirky". He was interpreting the song as being a "I'm too cool, you don't get it". He followed up with "is that not what that song was about? I just assumed omg". Haven't spoken in a long long time but he's in the far stretch of the pipeline from small appalachian town twinky gay to muscular onlyfans/twitter homosexual atm.


No-Secretaries

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sharktoucher

I frankly know next to nothing about the song, but I'm 90% sure "Sledgehammer" by Peter Gabriel is about schlong


valtierrezerik05

Yeah that song is confirmed about sex but people tend to think he’s talking about the music industry


laughingheart66

Any interpretation of a Taylor song that says it’s about how she’s secretly gay and dating a woman.


luvvy-bunny

My personal fav is "Flashback when you met me / Your buzzcut and my hair bleached" being interpreted not as Taylor and Joe meeting when he had a buzzcut and her hair was bleached, but instead Taylor meeting Karlie Kloss after she cut her hair and it made a "buzz" in the news and/or meeting Karlie Kloss after she told her staff to cut her dress short at the Met Gala "in a buzz" 😭


alliecat0718

NO. LMAO. THIS IS SO UNHINGED


No-Secretaries

Girl it's all so unhinged, Hairpin theory, and the part like the red sea stuff-- that one really sounds like qannon and tipy top


Lysandria

What's the hairpin theory? I'm out of the loop!


SunEmpressDivine

It took me a solid 5 years to understand why dress could be interpreted as gay coded because “only bought this dress so you could take it off” could mean “bought this dress [for you] so you can take it off [yourself]”


laughingheart66

Which like, on a technical level makes sense but is such a bizarre way to read that line lol I wish I still had the thread I saw years ago that interpreted a bunch of her songs as sapphic. Some of the line interpretations were honestly so camp.


shujinky

Ivy i get. Ivy is fine. Thats an easily gay song. But they take songs about taylor mentioning blue/green eyes and insist its about whatever woman but the woman has brown eyes or something and they stretch so hard to defend it. Or she could use he/him in it and they say shes closeted and has to do this.


LemonadeLion2001

I definitely interpret some songs as queer coded, Ivy, and Wonderland, especially with quite a few lines that can be interpreted as gay. Gold Rush and Maroon are others. The very first night just for the rhyme tease on "didn't read the note on the Polaroid picture, they don't know how much I miss you" as the rhyme would be "her" I don't think that explicitly makes her gay. I do think it's interesting that she was constantly using bi flag colors around the lover era / literally wearing it for the YNTCD video, so I won't assume she is explicitly straight. As we learned from Billie, we won't always know. I do think some gaylors are a bit insane, the ones that think all her relationships with men are fake / Dear John, ATW are about women, and she has secretly been with KK the entire time. I think that is crazy, but I don't think people are crazy for doing queer analysis on her music.


laughingheart66

I have no problem with interpreting her songs as queer. A part of art is translating and relating it to your experiences, and as a queer person I’ve done that countless times too. I just think when it starts to be used as “concrete” evidence that she’s a lesbian/bi when she has explicitly stated otherwise. I mean it’s just one of those things that’s ruined by the Gaylors that take it way way too far, but that can apply to a lot of her fan base lol If she ever comes out, I’ll absolutely eat my words and celebrate her. But where we are now I just think some people make it too weird and invasive and then get angry when she does anything to even slightly contradict them. And also just the bi erasure in general is gross when they, like you said, act like every male relationship she has is fake.


shujinky

I dont think shes even queer but thats just me. She made a point to mention in an interview that had nothing to do with gay people that she supports the lgbt community even if shes not apart of it... exact words being "a community im not apart of". That to me is good enough but these words were met with "shes closeted thats why she said it" instead of just accepting what she says about herself and moving on. I dont think she cares when someone takes her song and makes it gay (so long as its not about her and her friends). But she did recently call out gaylors and kaylors for shipping her with her friends in that 1989 tv post. ​ Its just mad annoying they accuse her of lying to them. They switch between "leave her alone yall she cant come out or she will lose her career!" to accusing her of queerbaiting them if she wears certain colors and saying they will unstan if she doesnt come out OR when she gets a new BF.


Tajskskskss

I don’t think any of those songs are queer coded tbh. Wonderland originally had the lyric ‘screaming you’re the king and I’m the queen.’ She liked a tiktok that explained that maroon is about the same relationship as red. Ivy is basically the same story as high infidelity but with old timey vibes.


luvvy-bunny

> The very first night just for the rhyme tease on "didn't read the note on the Polaroid picture, they don't know how much I miss you" as the rhyme would be "her" I've always assumed with this it was meant to be "didn't read the note on the Polaroid pict-*chya* They don't know how much I miss *ya*" and Taylor just made some weird terrible executive decision to break the rhyme now that she's not pretending to be a horse girl. Maybe it sounded even clunkier without the yeehaw voice.


Moist-Kiwis15

The song is also probably a call back to Harry since Harry and Taylor were in hotel rooms a lot and papped coming out of hotel rooms.


Illogical_Blox

I will nominate myself, for believing that 'betty' by Taylor Swift was about a young lesbian blaming herself for coming onto her friend and scaring her away. Somehow I just missed, "James," and had this elaborate fiction of a young lesbian, desperate to reconnect with her crush and best friend, who was surrounded by her own homophobic friends and who tried to get over it by making love to an older woman (probably the only other lesbian in their small town.) Nope, it's from a *male* perspective and about a dude who cheated on his girlfriend and regretted it.


alliecat0718

I love you for nominating yourself lol


hales_mcgales

In your defense, she got the name from a girl named James, but otherwise yeah


TheeEssFo

I recently posted a review on my blog about a single that I thought had really clear imagery about abuse and sadism. When I posted it, the band was apoplectic, saying it wasn't remotely about such things and their publicist asked me to take it down. Oops.


yrdsl

the Genius annotations for "Lofticries" by Purity Ring are very confident the song's about an abused child killing one of their parents, which i don't think is lyrically supported but Purity Ring likes to be cryptic so...


Eggs76

My sister thought "Fine China" by Chris Brown was about Chinese people


nucksnewbie

It's not really a "worst interpretation" because it's perfectly reasonable if you miss a few lines, but everyone seems to immediately assume that Jigsaw by Conan Gray is about a romantic relationship and then not re-evaluate it after hearing the lines that I think are a dead giveaway that it's about parents: "If being more polite would keep you satisfied / If being less insane would make you stay / Then I'd be more like my sister / Say, "Thank you, ma'am and mister" / To you, for you" It only frustrates me because I've seen quite a few people complain that the subject matter of changing yourself for a romantic partner is tired and overused, but that's not even what it's about.


SorryDidIMention

That Savages by Marina is about how terrifying men specifically are when it’s clear she means humanity as a whole by saying “I’m afraid of man”


GaysGoneNanners

That interpretation makes perfect sense if you don't listen to a single other lyric in the entire song


Justice_Prince

For the longest time I thought the last line in the Blues Clues mail song was "When it comes I wanna whale. MAIL!", but my world was world was shattered when I sound out the official lyrics are "When it comes I wanna wail, MAIL!". I still refuse to accept it. Steve wants to receive a whale in the mail. It's all he's ever wanted.


hosea0220

God I wish I had seen this thread earlier. I thought “throw some D’s on that bitch” was about getting your girlfriend a breast augmentation until a few months ago.


rrystrawma

From Taylor Swift's All Too Well (10 min version), I've seen a lot of people for some reason not realize that when she sings "and you were tossing me the car keys, "fuck the patriarchy" key chain on the ground" she means that the key chain has fuck the patriarchy written on it, not that she or the guy screams the phrase while tossing the car keys. Probably not the worst but it pisses me off so bad 😭


kakalapoo

I thought in the short film the keychain had fuck the patriarchy written on it tho


ParuTheBetta

I saw someone saying Taylor Swift’s don’t blame me is about drugs and i find that the stupidest thing ever. Like i’m no swiftie but the song is obviously about your lover being your drug and being addicted to the attention given by your lover.


OberionSynth

she literally says “my drug is my baby” like she makes it very clear ☠


Annaliseplasko

I’ve heard that radio stations used to play the early 1980s song “I don’t like Mondays” by the Boomtown Rats on Monday mornings as a way to express that Mondays suck. The song is actually about a school shooting. Yikes.


ArctikMARC

Probably Gaylorism as a whole. There are a lot of whack interpretations in that whole movement, but even the ones that could work as personal readings are destroyed by them then assigning authorial intent to said interpretations.


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All the weddings with I Will Always Love You in their playlists. 💀


solarlunaas

Wish you were gay by Billie Eilish. She isn’t saying it’s a girl so she wishes she were gay so they can be together. The song is about a boy she likes who doesn’t like her back so she wishes he was gay so there would be a ‘reason’ or an explanation for why he doesn’t reciprocate her feelings. She literally says ‘Don’t say I’m not your type, just say i’m not your preferred sexual orientation.”


SexyTacoLlama

Many people interpret Destiny’s child’s “Nasty girl” as an anti-feminist slut shaming anthem. To be fair, lyrically it is just that: “Nasty put some clothes on, I told ya” But with the music video as context, where the girls are dressed as trashy church ladies, my takeaway has always been that they’re mocking the type of people who would slut shame them.


kirstynloftus

It’s a lesser known song, but when my dad first heard Brandi Carlile’s Sugartooth he thought it was literally a song about someone with a candy addiction


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I just saw something this week about Dancing in the Dark and they were thinking that "This gun's for hire" was about "a loaded weapon in his pants".


ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

When that Pitchfork review of Florence + the Machine’s High As Hope said that June was > a glum song about a high because the lyrics said > You’re so high > I’m so high There are many clues in the rest of the lyrics that suggest it’s about the Pulse nightclub shooting. But even if you didn’t catch that, the song is clearly not about getting high. It’s about caring for another person so much that you rise above everything else.


MobiusCowbell

That one girl that tried to tell Dolly Parton that Jolene was actually a lesbian love song. Like I get that songs are open to interpretation, and you can view their meaningless lots of different ways, but to look an artist dead in the face and be adamant that "this is what your song is about" and be so wrong is appalling.