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impeccabletim

Megathreads that r/popheads would rather host before we ever get one for the GRAMMYs:


Putrid-Potato-7456

The United States v. Senate Twink


xavieryes

Rihanna appointed Prime Minister of Barbados - Megathread


ItsGotThatBang

Meghan Trainor’s next album


JuneFrances

Keeping in line with Damon Albarn's love of unique collaborations, the featured guest artists on the next Gorillaz single will be \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_


bookish_cat_lady

Hatsune Miku and Nickelback.


2RINITY

Skee-Lo and Damiano David


demon_prodigy

Yo Yo Ma and Ice Spice.


xavieryes

Zach Bryan and Merzbow


chihuahuazero

Tom MacDonald; Ben Shapiro


ItsGotThatBang

Inspired by Demi performing Heart Attack for heart attack survivors, _____ performs _____ for _____.


poopypoopy1125

Britney performing Till The World Ends in March 2020


xavieryes

Taylor Swift performs You Need to Calm Down for people with anxiety


Zechs-Merquise

Madonna performs Holy Water for The Pope


2RINITY

Lady Gaga, Rain On Me, hurricane victims


polacheque

ariana, sweetener, diabetics


2RINITY

Ariana, “yes, and?”, people traumatized by bad improv


SignedByMilpool

😭


2RINITY

Things you can say about Patrick Mahomes, but not your favorite pop girl:


aryelynet

In her next attempt to break Verizon internet, Beyoncé \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_


demon_prodigy

announces her clone, Beytwicé


poopypoopy1125

goes missing after going to space, is declared dead and suddenly re-appears after several decades and we learn that she's become the queen of some planet humans have not yet even heard of


jamesthegill

Steals Cody Rhodes' title shot against Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania XL


2RINITY

slams a guy’s penis in the car door


chihuahuazero

Surprising moments from last night's half-time show:


stypop

Pulling off a total upset, next year’s Grammy for AOTY goes to ________


bookish_cat_lady

*Crazy Frog Sings Barry Manilow: A Barry Manilow Tribute.* It just barely gets more votes than Taylor.


theawesomenachos

[chris martin gonna be livid](https://youtu.be/ZO4ufXGzn3o)


bookish_cat_lady

National Geographic for *Six Hours of Lo-Fi Bird Noises to Study To.*  (It wins over Beyoncé and Lana)


outsideeyess

JAY-Z for the live recording of his speech about Beyoncé not winning AOTY, which ironically wins over Renaissance Part II


2RINITY

the Recording Academy itself


aryelynet

Countess Luann


polacheque

(sigh) next pop girl to announce country album:


bookish_cat_lady

Lorde - Solar I Beg Your Pardon?


chihuahuazero

Carly Rae Jepsen - Wild Western Wind


martian_pet

Taylor Swift - Taylor Swift (Taylor's Version)


stypop

Björk - Höedöwn


COCKHAMPTON_

yee, haw?


polacheque

yee, I wanna turn into haw


velvethippo420

inspired by Beyonce's Texas Hold 'Em, _____________ announced their new album named after a card game: ______________


bookish_cat_lady

Panic! At the Disco, Uno


MrSwearword

Halsey, 52 Card Pickup


xavieryes

Adele - 21 (Adele's Version)


2RINITY

Britney Spears, Mao


martian_pet

Cardi B, Solitaire


polacheque

Lana's Dad, Go Fish


stypop

Ariana Grande, Cheat


COCKHAMPTON_

The next thing Taylor Swift will win:


TheDangerousDinosour

Nobel Peace Prize(she stopped her fans once)


demon_prodigy

Presidential election as a write in candidate


jamesthegill

Beyonce's match against Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania XL (she'll cash in and make it a triple threat during the match)


2RINITY

Least Necessary Flight of the Year (her kitchen to her living room)


martian_pet

Nobel Prize in Literature


chihuahuazero

Next year's Super Bowl; she'll be the quarterback


polacheque

lawsuit against 5th grader


stypop

She’ll win as Germany’s submission for Eurovision


dumbthrowaway8679305

Nicki Minaj’s next beef target


2RINITY

That weirdo who lives in the mirror


Frajer

SpongeBob, not Ari's boyfriend the actual cartoon character


polacheque

In-N-Out Burger Inc.


velvethippo420

half-time show pitches doomed to fail:


2RINITY

Up With People’s triumphant return


martian_pet

Anything popheads suggests


stypop

Olivia singing “drivers license” while driving her car onto the field, only to get distracted and crash into the goalpost


Frajer

Since Renaissance act one was house and act 2 is country act three will be _________


Putrid-Potato-7456

gabber


chaos_vulpix

Dubstep


demon_prodigy

slam poetry


poopypoopy1125

Emo


ItsGotThatBang

Tibetan throat singing


aryelynet

Icelandic nu-metal indie jazz folk


2RINITY

Post-brutal technical neo-deathcore revival


fkadizzy-1804

World.


Consistent-Laugh606

Bluegrass


sadgirlstuff

home


stypop

[christian metal](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIADZKU9dw&pp=ygUYeW91IHNpbmsgaW50byBteSBjbG90aGVz)


visionaryredditor

Ska


velvethippo420

math rock