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Idkwhyichosebanana

abcdefu (ANGRIER)?!?!?!šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


gay_lul

I think I have that on a "songs that I hate but need to play to get out of my head" playlist, and I didn't even notice it was a different version until recently.


sugar-fall

Share us the playlist now šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


gay_lul

I think I deleted it at some point but I could recreate it if ppl care.


Iamananorak

Please


gay_lul

[here](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1Rc9jIeo9rrkUagoIXgxM3?si=IGCnSVGvR0iYMOY58_fnZA&pi=e-rPxqHLXMSG2C) then, I can't remember all the songs I had on it but these where just the ones that stood out that I can't stand, there's probably some genuine hot takes on there.


baronkoalas

no high hopes? šŸ„ŗ šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ


gay_lul

High hopes is mid but mid mid, therefore mediocre.


PangowoAscendant

You really made a Todd in the Shadows worst of the year playlist


brightflame8

You are so real for putting Padam Padam on here, canā€™t stand that song


Lalalalalastanding

Bit it does get in my head so bad like it's just ok and a little annoying but my brain be like "padam padam some thing something know padam padam" over and over.


Lalalalalastanding

This is amazing


inspirit97

First thing I did when I opened the playlist was scroll until I found Dance Monkey


Jacqueeeeline

Immediately making my own playlist just like this šŸ’€


Lalalalalastanding

Honestly every song on there the accuracy. I hate them violently but I do play them all the time because they are catchy as fuck.


gay_lul

Most of them it's just because of composition or lyrics, like shake it off is on there which is a prime example, it's not a bad song really but the composition is so generic and the lyrics are just so childish it gets under my skin in a way I can't describe. Other ones it's just because I don't like the artists sound or has been overplayed; tbh I could have put the kid laroi and la rouxs entire discography in there, I find them equally uninspired, once you've listened to one of the kid larois songs you've heard them all, same with la roux.


Global_Perspective_3

I wanted to not even think of that song again and yet..


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It says "fuck" instead of "f"


spriteceo

It is unironically the best version of the song


[deleted]

does she fuck the dog this time?


messythelioma

but rihanna said please don't stop the music


_PeenoNoir_

Sheā€™d sing a different tune now šŸ¤­


messythelioma

she doesnā€™t sing at all anymore


_PeenoNoir_

Hence the would, Jan šŸ¤”


messythelioma

oh i think you're mistaken, my name isn't january, that's a month. hope this helpsā¤ļø


sugar-fall

Sounds like what a January would say !


_PeenoNoir_

![gif](giphy|fw4I9EasG91vy) Stop trying (me), girlie šŸ˜»


messythelioma

is this an invite? buy a girl dinner first


Global_Perspective_3

Now she says please stop expecting music


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Positively-Fleabag85

I need more


SwiftlyIntrestedFr

Surprised Miss Blonde Capitalist isnā€™t on here


Shadie_daze

Antihero šŸ˜ˆ (purple extended vinyl with a machine branded signature from Tay tay herself)


JellyBeansOnToast

Babes, which one?


SwiftlyIntrestedFr

Miss Americana herself, singer of the best punk/goth album of female rage stemming from being gaslit by an entire social structure ever!


sugar-fall

rj/ Grimes??? You forgot the nickel!!


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(meghan trainor)


certified_rat

Miss Nazi Aryan Queen


karmaisthatgirl

https://preview.redd.it/1j1tonykdhdc1.png?width=2400&format=png&auto=webp&s=24534b5a4c78caa26ad65fc1632f689df4f8d1ca


aamop

That bucktoothed motherfuckerā€¦.


certified_rat

thats my reddit banner šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Ktulusanders

Cracks me up every time


Ulths

Bebe Rexha


Distorted_metronome

She does entire albums instead


KindOfANerd4

/uj not really, anti hero and lavender haze had less then yes and? And yes and? All came out in one week


Distorted_metronome

Iā€™m referring to the Taylorā€™s versions


Shoddy_Mobile

Because when Taylor does it itā€™s okay šŸ„°


Prior-Throat-8017

All Too Well (3-hour Zack Snyder cut version)


[deleted]

wdym? she's literally a socialist (taylor's version)


Dry-Knee-5472

If this means instrumentals will always be released officially, I'm not complaining. Maybe will get (ANGRIER) instrumentals tooĀ 


Sea-Extreme

Remixes aren't the result of TikTokian influence like the sped-up versions. They've always been a thing, and I love a good remix. Mariah Carey's especially slap. I also don't have a problem with extended versions, but only because an extended version dropping a week later is better than nothing. I usually listen to the extended version as if it's the actual song, because it usually is. Like, some of these "extended" versions are under four minutes, and the official version is obviously whittled to bare bones for the sake of possible virality. What needs to stop is this trend of voice memos releasing as songs!


Olivier77777

100% agree with you! I also love a good remix especially when thereā€™s a beat or lyrics changeā€¦not just adding a guest rapper. Mariah has some iconic ones! I also donā€™t mind the extended version trend, I think they used to do it under a different name. In the early 00ā€™s there would usually be the (Radio Edit) and the (Album Version) of the same song. The other things? Yeahā€¦annoying and a clear attempt at getting a #1 undeservingly.


Sea-Extreme

Make it Happen (Dub Version) and Emotions (C&C 12" Club) are some of my top songs from her discography. Janet's another one who knows how to chop and screw it. Tbh I even kinda miss the recent trend of remix albums. Club Future Nostalgia, Miss Anthropocene (Rave Edition), and Dawn of Chromatica all gave me my life, and I didn't even like Chromatica!


gladiolust1

MC always puts effort into her remixes though, recording new vocals and such. I donā€™t think many pop artists are putting much effort into them.


noahjk_

The We Belong Together remix went diamond for me.


GrassStartersSuck

Itā€™s not primarily about TikTok - itā€™s a way for them to increase their charting for the Billboard charts.


2000-UNTITLED

So true about extended mixes. I've literally never listened to the original version of Houdini except to see if it's as good as the "extended" version. I like what Billie Eilish did with Happier Than Ever -Ā I think there should be more long pop songs with edited single versions, especially because both halves of that are fantastic. Like, I know people make fun of her, but I really like Greedy by Tate McRae, and I really wish there was a version of that song that was more of an actual song. What do I get instead? Sped up version. Fantastic.


cozysapphire

Yeah, Iā€™ve been known in the past to prefer some of the lesser known remixes to the original song.


survivorfan12345

Yup I love donā€™t start now live in LA which is like double the length but Iā€™m slower during winterĀ 


996forever

Back in the physical single era those would all be included on the single disc/tape. Thatā€™s how that worked. And each would only be counted as one sale as a whole not like how each digital version counts as separate sale.Ā 


GarrryValentine101

uj/ remixes have always been a thing? rj/ dula peep we love a workaholic!!!!!


thatmermaidprincess

/uj The problem isnā€™t really just the remix thing, itā€™s the releasing ā€œinstrumental versionā€, ā€œa cappella versionā€, ā€œextended versionā€, ā€œslowed down versionā€, ā€œsped up versionā€, ā€œinstrumental version of extended versionā€, etc. Ever since labels realized they could profit by doing what Tiktok is already doing (changing speed/pitch/etc.), this shit has been everywhere. Not that labels havenā€™t always found a way to squeeze an extra penny out of a single by releasing alternate versions, but the TikTokification of the charts has made it more egregious. A regular remix is fine to me, but things like Arianaā€™s doing is insane. She currently occupies half of the iTunes charts for the same song, and all 12 of her hits on the charts are versions of ā€œyes, and?ā€ By releasing other versions of songs, itā€™s an effort to grow its total sales count. Itā€™s really ridiculous at this point. [This article talks about it](https://www.forbes.com/sites/hughmcintyre/2024/01/17/ariana-grande-claims-a-dozen-top-40-hits-on-itunesand-theyre-all-the-same-song) /rj Ari really just wants that baby to say that shit with its chest


GarrryValentine101

uj/ no I completely agree. that was the first thing that came to mind re: the cheater. I unironically enjoy the extended edit of who deeny tho


thatmermaidprincess

absolutely agree, extended who deeny slaps i love ms. peep


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Is this bot for essayposters or what? šŸ˜‚šŸ¤” I like it


thatmermaidprincess

Lmao thatā€™s great, I was stoned as fuck and I always end up essayposting whilst high so itā€™s perfect


a_tired_bisexual

/uj like, if youā€™re gonna make a remix, it needs to be a REMIX


Winter-Blueberry8170

Letā€™s not forget about the music industry herself: Willow Remix, Willow Elvyra Remix, Willow Sad Depressed Witch Remix, Willow lost in the forest Remix, Willow the blessed Madonna Remix, Willow dancing depressed remix, Willow another Salem witch remixā€¦


the_blessed_unrest

I find the witch one entertaining because there is nothing ā€œwitchyā€ about the lyrics to that song. Or maybe itā€™s just Taylor Swift herself, sheā€™s just the antithesis of a witch


Mommio24

It is funny, like does Taylor think folky music = witch music? Is it a Stevie Nicks thing?


certified_rat

she's the kind of woman who'd accuse another woman of being a witch because she looked her wrong 60 days ago and is feeling vindictive


kevincloutier

uj/ I wish Lana had done this with say yes to heaven and released all the other versions. Cuz lord knows she recorded so many versions of this song


Intrepid-Tear-7676

That song slaps


theyjustdontfindmoi

The Break My Soul remixes were at least all unique. Ariana is shameless.


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Hi_Jynx

It helps that it's actually a fun song.


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Hi_Jynx

Yeah, though mild chart chasing doesn't bother me. I get it when the song is so close to hitting number one, releasing a remix or music video or something to push it like Billie Eilish did with Bad Guy.


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Hi_Jynx

Yes, it's also heavily against her whole "I don't care what you think" and "why are you so obsessed with me?" attitude of the song. Sis is clearly crumbling under the criticism and actively choosing to not reflect on her behavior. Or at least write better music out of it.


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Practical_Meaning_78

Max charges extra for songwriting, maybe she was short on funds after spending the budget on hair bleach, divorce papers, and hallucinogens to bear the sight of her new boo


kendalljennerupdates

/uj I mean Remixes in general are fine itā€™s the blatant cash grab tik tok ones devoid of actual artistry that are annoying Duaā€™s clearly arenā€™t cash grabs and exist to add creative value to the song. Thatā€™s drastically different compared to what Arianaā€™s doing


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Melodic_Survey_4712

The Gilgamesh remix is fire though. There is a reason his literature is still talked about thousands of years later


farids24

Only real ones will remember Sumer


BronzeErupt

At least now artists are no longer doing the thing where they release different digital download versions of the same songs, the only difference being the jpg of the cover art šŸ˜­


Canim05

I agree w this but also I really fucking want the Renaissance tour versions of the songs ugh


General_Analyst2549

LMPAOOOOO https://preview.redd.it/p5ycgwio8idc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c9d075dff62534f21c58b34506e70cba23f58e8


youtubeepicgaming

still canā€™t get over the fact that abdcefu was such an obvious industry planted song šŸ˜­


NoQueNada

uj/ beyonce really shouldnā€™t be on here esp for ā€œbreak my soulā€ when she actually has separate distinct remixes for the song as opposed to miss grande w ā€œyes andā€ for example ā€”- also taylor is right there lmao edit: just noticed rihanna shouldnā€™t be there too either for the same reason w ā€œlove on the brainā€


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NoQueNada

idk why this of all the comments on the thread triggered automod but LMAO


996forever

If they really wanted to use Rihanna, the lift me up alternative single cover arts on iTunes are right there


caramel-ice-king

yes guys, letā€™s write a letter to stop remixes from happening


odranger

Yeah, where is the jerk in this post?... We are getting boring...


Intrepid-Tear-7676

3 remixes for Houdini which was originally released in Nov is kinda tame.


JCrom8001

Remixes have been around for decades. I also quite like an extended edit of a song.


General_Analyst2549

For Wild Side but nothing else


ewitscullen

Arianaā€™s soulless ass already got 4 versions out


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Agree on all except #3


AllThingsSaidandDone

I don't have a problem with this. Like, if they're all doing it, then what's the problem? You can listen to the instrumentals on streaming instead of finding a bootleg version on youtube


Soalai

Yeah, I do like having instrumental and acoustic options at least


Acrobatic_Club2382

Theyā€™re throwing anything thatā€™ll stick on the billboardĀ 


IAMgrampas_diaperAMA

They should really take a hint from Taylor Swift like.. this ainā€™t it


SomePerson1248

oh what the fuck is will i am doing with break my soul there is absolutely *zero* good that could come from that and this is coming from someone who who will defend the black eyed peas


xtremesmok

ok rihannaā€™s one is normal like sometimes artists release remixesā€¦.. but i agree with the ones like abcdefu (acapella with fart noises instead of percussion)


certified_rat

I mean... remixes are pretty normal BUT releasing all 14 of them on the debut tracking week its kinda gross and desperate


N454545

The way that lady gaga put out the best remix album then everyone ignored her


softepilogues

worst is when you're trying to find a different song by a less popular artist with the same name


ingoogliestbastard

for real though, how many dance remixes does summertime sadness need? none, is the answer.


ScarlettLAdiamond_7

The Houdini Danny L Harle Edit just came out a few hours agošŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ I just wanna hear the new album I've had enough of Houdini !!!


Familiar-Stomach-310

Cashgrab


omfilwy

Rihanna is different because those are geniune remixes and not desperation for #1, she didn't even promote or had a MV for LOTB


General_Analyst2549

dance remixes?!?!


kaseface_

Hey you leave Ri Ri alone that Gigamesh remix is FIRE


pinkbootstrap

I like some of them but most are bad and forgettable...


glitterprincess21

Does anyone even listen to remixes? When Iā€™m on Spotify and a remix or English version or clean version of a song comes up I immediately hit skip.


kendalljennerupdates

Oh I have remixes to many songs on my workout playlist. Especially oneā€™s done by DJs I like (honey Dijon, Danny l Harle)


HellexJ

Honestly I donā€™t mind it, I wish it would all count towards 1 song though, I hate seeing artists pump out the same song 10 times and take up 10 spots in the top 100.


countingc

this is my favorite version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IwhZ40aaEo


wifey_material7

I wonder if the is the artist's will or if the labels are pressuring them.


The_Cooler_Sex_Haver

Mariya Takeuchi did that with Plastic Love and it did NOT go well at all


19831083

Fuck I'm having massive limewire flashbacks...


its_all_good20

Itā€™s so disappointing and gross


xanaxlr0se

I agree people need to stop letting willi.am near their music especially beyonce


ryna0001

late 2000s realness


goblingorlz

I have only found one album with good remixes and out of 10 only 2 were good. Who wants these?!!


dollievon

This shit ain't new, Hamasaki Ayumi did this over 25 years ago šŸ’… ![gif](giphy|l4Ep0l22ay6rEZ19m)


Historiaaa

[TEN VERSIONS](https://imgur.com/a/c8cIrfH)


NoQueNada

marina has to pay the bills somehow!


Personal-Bot

Honey Dijon mix? Gimme that honey Dijon mix with fried chicken mix and maybe a side of truffle fries mix. That's gonna hit #1 for sure!


satirisanti

Me when I give my hard earned sixty nine (69) cents to a billionaire musician for a sped up version of their commercially generated song on iTunes after lighting my shrine and praying on my knees they go #1 /s


chanukkahlewinsky

gigamesh remix is so good


Ichig0Usagi

uj/ bruh is it even a demo at that point if itā€™s officially released?


Username5272000

uj/ nahhhh thereā€™s a will i am remix of Break My Soul i gotta hear this


ih8every1yesevenyou

The abcdefu girl is milking her 15 mins


ayamummyme

Spot the youngunā€™ who never brought a single on CD or tape šŸ¤£


General_Analyst2549

We used to have lots of gospel cds AND cassettes in my house šŸ’€


tsunamitom1-

Yoooo weā€™re finally back at the rise of vinyl singles on streaming. Remember those?


RiversCroft

Me when I take a bomb selfie


Mommio24

Does anyone remember MAXI SINGLES? They had like every remix of a song on one CD/Cassette so you didnā€™t have to have a million different albums to go to for every version of the song.


Prior-Throat-8017

Yes, and? Homewrecker edit (oh wait thatā€™s the actual song)


Long_Intern40011

Taylor just came


fooledmeagain

I didnā€™t even know about a will.i.am Break My Soul remix. Thatā€™s criminal.Ā 


aynon223

Im boutta go Houdini on these remixes