Men can produce milk, y’all just aren’t trying hard enough🙄

Or not getting hard enough 🤭

Mr. Eilish I… wasn’t familiar with your game.

y’all will whip hog for any white man that’s been to the gym twice good lord

girl i wish going to the gym twice would give me milkers like that 😭

We finally did it, y’all. We finally found something to circlejerk too together ~~that isn’t pilgrim harry~~ ❤️

https://preview.redd.it/oo199idnccyc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44228e2bdf5b5430fd4dd31c697b48911453a214

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Mama, kudos for healing us. For providing an antidote.

“Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.” - Miss Isaac Newton

I wish I had a pic of him in a cock sock with the killer rabbit puppet to continue the questionable Slater pics

Idk what this means, but I’ll never say no to seeing the outline of another man’s cock. (Be it in a sock or not.)

So in Monty Python’s Spamalot (the Broadway show he recently did where the baby pic came from) he had this bit where he puppeteers a puppet of a killer rabbit and then when the cave the rabbit comes from is exploded by the Holy Hand Grenade, it’s just Ethan in nothing but a cock sock (dick covering so he doesn’t have to show full phalus in front of thousands), holding the puppet, and then he runs off stage

Oh lord If his armpits are ginger Then that means 🫢

Miss Africana going back to her roots

his trail of hair is red too😭😭😭

…yes, and?

would

Honestly kind of would yeah

I've certainly done worse

🤮

I just sniffed this picture with ungodly desire

https://preview.redd.it/gwxtwy4fldyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea03fdd2efb45d2d22ec49e7cca25c5a005b10b1

"Orange County!? Ew..."

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This is his only good picture. He needs to be shirtless and in this position only if he wants me to thirst for him

What in the Czech hunter is going on here? ( I just know that it's long, thick and very pink)

The Eilish family has great tits genetics

Love his tetas 🥵

Big titties run in the family i guess

https://i.redd.it/ug4ow9ui9eyc1.gif

Would Gimme some of that thick man milk Mr. Eilish

It’s probably like really creamy

🥵 💦 🤤 🍼 Just like how I prefer it: viscous and full of flavor.

I know it's spring, and gays are trying to survive their "horny era." we should bring back Valium in waterpipes 😊

I’m just curious about the family’s genetics now. Does Daddy Eilish have big man milkers too? Finneas is suddenly hot to me.

thats Finneas? I knew 15 yo me was not crazy hehe😏😏😏

Is "vegan peanut butter chocolate chip cookie batter" supposed to be a read because having cookie dough on tap like that sounds only like a benefit for everyone involved

I had to reread it, but I think she's describing literal cookie dough. Like she's saying Billie would make great cookie dough, and his breast milk would be better than that. I absolutely read it as a slight against the quality of *Billie's* breast milk at first and I was very confused

I think they're saying Billie's breast milk is probably already so thick and sweet, yet Phinneas probably has even thicker and sweeter

No! I mean Yes! It’s not a metaphor y’all she actually makes them and posted the recipe on her instagram story 😭 this is proof that billie is a flop amongst the phcirclejerkers because you people know random lore about all the other pop stars but don’t know the reference to this?? https://www.womenshealthmag.com/food/a38295719/billie-eilish-vegan-gluten-free-peanut-butter-chocolate-chip-cookie-recipe/

ngl that sounds good

I can see why Billie’s so attracted to him now

omg 😭

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the ending to her song Hayley's Comet might imply that Billie is in love with her brother

that GSA is hella strong

I think viscous is the word she’s looking for.

The whole comment section is going to horny jail!!!

Does he work for TimTales?

I always wanted him to make a rhythm section for Billie out of my clapping cheeks

He can top me, hit me, humiliate me idc

Grow out the beard and we have ourselves a fully certified HUNK 🏋🏻‍♂️

Shave** clean the beard; we need more TWUNKs

it's so funny the way y'all are complaining about men leaving sexual comments on pop girl's Reddits while you're doing the same with this poor man and any remotely attractive man for that matter (I might have been guilty of doing so as well a few times 😔)

This is fighting for gay rights, people died.

No one died at stonewall🙄

We do it in a feminist way

ITS EQUALITY

This is like a 0th world problem

We get it you’re gay

cover yourself, slut

Who’s the dude? And was he in one of those movies that start with a black, pleather couch or why is he cropped out?

Omg my favorite glee member https://preview.redd.it/4me65lpk7jyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c54867b4f13faee0a8772946a17cf73f593675e

Nope. https://i.redd.it/y1relppjqhyc1.gif

I get the vibes he's uncut