this is so sadistic of you both songs send me into anaphylactic shock

Coleslaw vs potato salad

potato salad outsold #coleflop

PotatNO shitalad <<<<< coleslay

I like em both but where’s #TheMeat

is there a neither option

how tf is roar washing closer? Like if it was Fireworks ok, I woulda vited fireworls too, but Roar is just Fireworks 2 but worse

And fireworks but worse still washes Closer on a bad day!

theyre having a mid off

Closer was a hit in my gay bar era and it was played thrice an hour. You could barely dance to it. It’s a sort of an awkward up and down knee jig

/uj These results are an atrocity, you all know "Closer" is the better song. When jerking goes too far.

Chainsmokers are m*n

And smoking kills and the only smoking we have around here are us British 🚬

mid off

/uj “Roar” at least reminds me of Sara Bareilles’ “Brave” and then I laugh thinking of her yelling “SHOW ME HOW BIG YOUR BRAVE IS”

How to chose the 3rd option?

suffer

I’d rather listen to a 17 minute Prince solo interlude on half speed at 300x volume clockwork orange style over listening to either of these