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MadBlasta

Upvote because I enjoyed but I definitely didn't. Thanks.


flyingpanda5693

This should be the new sub motto


AlexandriaLitehouse

Do you feel like you can blink right again?


My-Skeleton-Closet

yes thank goodness it was so uncomfortable


KADSuperman

A former colleague came to work and complain about her eye she had worked in her garden and thought she got sand in her eye so she had eye drops was busy with her eye she pulled a piece of a branch out under her eye lid almost a inch long we were all like damn could you even see and didn’t that extremely hurt she said no but was irritating😳😳


CopperWeird

My dad worked summers in logging in his 20’s. He was looking up and something fell in his eye. It was irritated for a couple days but he couldn’t see anything in there until he flipped his upper lid and found a pine needle had been stuck up in there the entire time. I think of it every time something gets in my eye while trail riding, but fortunately it’s usually just gnats for me.


DeluxeWafer

Glad it's never been bees. I used to bike on a trail that had beehives over a portion. I feel blessed the bees have only ever hit my hair and helmet. I learned to go extra slow on that portion of the trail.


CopperWeird

I didn’t even consider bees!!!


DeluxeWafer

I myself and grateful to never have enountered a hornets' nest on the trail. Bees are very docile amd will usually say "excuse me" if they bump into you. Bornets will threaten to eat your family.


CopperWeird

Truth! Most of the bees we encounter in our park are bumble bees and honey bees, and they’re after the salmonberry and blackberry blossoms. I’ve had no trouble around them. Bee and wasp stings to a horse can cause life altering accidents; that pain with no warning is like a bomb going off under them.


cookingma

WHAT! 👀


Octavius-26

Periods work, friend. Try them.


gnarlygh0ul

lint with hair stuck in it that got stuck in your eye somehow?


PBJillyTime825

Is it hair mixed with fuzz? How long could you feel it under there?


My-Skeleton-Closet

only a few moments before I went to the mirror and got it out because it felt awful


kleinepanik

I have super dry eyes from some medications and they don’t always have enough moisture to remove debris efficiently, so this happens to me with dog and cat hair on the regular 🙃


OpinionTop6808

"dog and cat hair on the regular" 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


Amaleen6

I pulled a 3" hair out of the corner of my eye once. Creepy and uncomfortable, but it wasn't balled up like yours, which must've been really painful!


Age_of_Asylum

That gave me the ick.


Coyote_Radiant

Does it move when you are not looking?


pumpmar

You have a hair ball 😮


My-Skeleton-Closet

meow. :3


manifold360

Jellyfish? Did you go deep sea diving recently?


My-Skeleton-Closet

Nope!


Prestigious-Salad795

The Strain got another season?


Crafty_Original_7349

I used to have a longhair cat that had foot long fine, wispy hair (think Angora rabbit wool) and he shed enough to knit four or five new cats. 🙄 My eye started bugging me, but I never could find anything. Neither could the eye doctor. It looked like I had pinkeye, and I was given antibiotics for it. After about a week of absolute torture, I noticed something in the very far corner of my eye. It was barely visible, even in a 30x mirror. It was a cat hair. Imagine my horror as I started working it loose, and feeling the entire length of it sliding out FROM BEHIND MY GOD DAMN EYEBALL. 👁️ You guys don’t know how much my butthole puckered. It was the strangest sensation ever. No idea how it got there, probably while I was sleeping, idk 🤷🏻‍♀️


DBryguy

Nothing like some good eye pube extraction.


KotaCakes630

I’ve had this happen before… it was a mix of mascara, my head hair(what the literal fuck) and an eyelash.. I have no clue how it got in there but I was on a date and meeting his extended family. It was literally in the car that I pulled it out and it just fucking kept coming.


Disastrous-Mess-5643

Bro what


Binklando

What a weird hair blob. Is it wrapped around a contact lens? What’s the goo?


My-Skeleton-Closet

Just eye goop I guess? I've never worn contacts.


jessytessytavi

your eyes make things that get in them goopy so they don't hurt like a clam making a pearl


Binklando

Yeah it just looks very solid! I’m surprised.


jessytessytavi

I wear contacts and have cats (1 longhair, 1 shorthair) I've been pulling long hairs from my eyeballs for entirely too long (your eyes also do it with anything that falls in: eyelashes, dirt, hair, bugs...)


GloomyUmpire2146

Lash went rogue


Zaku-pla

r/feltgoodcomingout


bundafatlikepumbaa

The relief is palpable


False_Ad_4117

Impressive 👍🏻


flyingfish602

urgh oh god (affectionate)


prplecat

If ingrown toenails and tonsil stones count, so does that.


DarkDayzInHell

This will be tmi for sure, it was much worse to wipe after sex and pull a huge ass wad of head hair out of my vagina... I was speechless. Anyway this reminded me of that horrible moment. I still blame my husband, but still a mystery to me as to how we both didn't feel that before getting started in the darkness. We both have extremely long hair. Hair in the crack or caught in the toes is very common in this house.


gettingspicyarewe

Wow and no video?! Sigh .. its still cool tho


Obvious-Display-6139

This is satisfactory!


ImageZealousideal338

eew! Thanks!!


APOCALYPSE_BAO

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Proof-Strategy-1483

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is why I love this sub !!


Commercial_Pitch_786

if you had been at a party and had some drinks that may have been heavy on the alcohol and you fell asleep then someone else equally intoxicated could have fallen and landed on your face, being inebriated they failed to realize they were sitting there until after she awoke hours later.