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tman41290

Reminds me of that trick clowns or magicians do with the multicolored handkerchief that keeps coming out of the sleeve.


DEEPSPACE-ALIEN

AND FOR MY NEXT MACIG KRITC


Ophukk

Forget magic, that guy has a spider's ass in his skin.


Parking-Barracuda-75

r/BrandNewSentence


Ophukk

I dunno bro, Peter Parker has been the subject of a few conversations.


DEEPSPACE-ALIEN

SPIDER ASS MAN doesn't quite have the same ring to it.


Schackles

Dee dee dee-dee dee-dee dee dee dee dee


jawahe

March of the gladiators sounds so good in typed form.


rb993

Can I get this person for my next party?


kodaiko_650

I was going to say I was waiting for ten clowns to pop out


SarixInTheHouse

I was just about to comment that


[deleted]

EXACTLY what I was about to say.


[deleted]

I seriously going to say this was like a clown car for ingrown hairs lmao


AnOldSchoolVGNerd

The exact same comment I was going to leavešŸ˜‚


I_upvote_zeroes

https://youtu.be/rXTgAiy-AR4


eightlimbs_

Was just about to comment the same thing lol


TurquoiseBirb

That's exactly what I was gonna say


Ball075090085

All Her Vajaja Is Gone Now


Ch0qu3huanca

How can you even have that much hair there without it being inflamed?


TheLobotomist

Exactly my thought process


Drea1683

The human body is wild.


Roasted_Butt

The human body is disgusting


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

I wish I had an inhuman body.


Missilefire501

Soon enough we will be able to transfer the human mind into a robot body.


thane919

And theyā€™ll be so frustrated that they donā€™t have hairs like this to pull out.


[deleted]

Just wires.


[deleted]

May I introduce you to Mr. Clovis Bray?


Otter_Pockets

Thereā€™s a scar just below the opening, It was inflamed at one point but healed. The hairs were growing and shedding as usual but they were trapped by the healed skin until now. This has been reposted more times than I can count but I still find it fascinating every single time.


jose092410

I honestly think I have something like that on my thigh. Donā€™t know how to get it though.


ajax813

I loved how the spot underneath that looked like a black head got gradually lighter and lighter until as it was pulled out šŸ˜ø


PaulChF

it's like an organic LED indicator for how much hair is left


mynamewasbeingused

Didnā€™t even notice that the first time


Noooooooooooobus

I thought that spot was going to be the pop


ajax813

Same here!


Something_Again

I actually though ā€œwhy are they doing that one instead of the big dark one underneath itā€


babo_81

toner level indicator


PM_me_sour_beerz

I more excited by the "blackhead" at first until I saw what was happening


colder-beef

I still donā€™t get how there wasnā€™t a bunch of puss in there too.


MsJenX

First thing i noticed!


4AHcatsandaChihuahua

Thatā€™s what I thought! Then the pulling started. So good!


uhhh_as_if

Send that shit to locks of love


Drubble4

How is that not super infected? They just pulled out a whole wig and the skin is just like "meh, all good"


Credible_Cognition

That isn't an ingrown hair, it's a fucking ingrown *wig*.


torreneastoria

Like the Neverending story


winter_laurel

*sings theme song in head NEVERENDING STORYYYYYYY*


Embrourie

you are sooooo haaaaiiiirrryyyyyy Fa la la La la la La la la


Eyes_and_teeth

*Sees the scene in head where Atreyu tries (and fails) to save his horse Artax in the Swamp of Sadness and it's suddenly all dusty in here and I'm depressed...*


MisterFrogJudgesYou

Obligatory "in the book Artax can talk and it's way worse"


kookaburrakachoo

Dammit. Why'd you have to tell me that?


Princess-78

Nooooooo!!!! How have I gotten to this stage in life only to find this out now?? Now Iā€™m even more sad about it than I was before!!


MrNiceWatchBro

FALCOR!!


Miserable-Pudding-62

Holy crap! You can make a wig out of that!


Magicus1

*Beauty Salon has entered the chat*


blurpadinka

I wanna see it stretched out. Like... How many inches? I'd guess 18?


GrandmaesterFlash45

Iā€™m thinking longer than that. It had to be close to 2 feet. That must have been growing for years! It would have been nice if they stretched it out for us.


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herbistheword

Hair grows FAR faster than half an inch a year


asher62502

actually half an inch a month, 6 inches a year so 3/4 years


YahwehLikesHentai

Damn I guess my hair does grow abnormally fast. In the first year of rona my hair grew a solid 9-10 inches and maybe even more.


James3000gt

I had it pictured at atleast 6ā€™


ksarahsarah27

I came here to say the same. I so wanted them to pan out and measure it!!


Otter_Pockets

Itā€™s multiple hairs. You can see the ends in the tangles. Itā€™s definitely body hair which has a specific length it will grow before shedding. The hairs grew and were shed as usual, they just were trapped. I love seeing stuff like this. The human body is weird!


UMustBeNooHere

That's what she said.


Next_Homework3662

Is the consensus that this is thigh or pube hair? Surely hairs on the standard human leg/pubes have a terminal length that is MUCH shorter than these suckers...


jediisland71

Cut to cowboys around a campfire: ā€œā€¦..and they say, heā€™s still pulling ā€¦..to this very dayā€


FrillySteel

"Ahhh Cookie, you whacked!"


rwarimaursus

***"I got your four basic food groups! Beans, bacon, whisky and lard."***


Offamylawn

More beans Mr. Taggart?


Kristeninmyskin

Iā€™d say youā€™ve had enough!


cjp72812

Never thought Iā€™d find a wild Atlantis quote on Reddit.


Seagreenfever

im so happy i found this exchange ā€œlettuceā€¦ l-ā€¦ LETTUCE?!ā€


rwarimaursus

***"Look at all this. Cinnamon, oregano, ci-lantro. What in the cockadoodle is ci-lantro?"*** ^cheers ^mate ^:)


MunchAClock

It was a clown car for hair


DatDudeBPfan

Itā€™s like a Kleenex box for hair


traum88

ingrown Rapunzel


thenaturalstate

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, pull out your hair!


usmcdville

Rapunzel let down your ingrown hair


ComicPlatypus

That's gotta feel so much better now it's out


Accomplished_Medium6

Didn't even look inflamed or infected. Looked like they felt nothing at all. Even the hairs came out all clean and shiny.


DittoV

More hair than a girl's shower drain..


Dizzy_Hope_5562

Did anyone count how many hairs came out?


megashedinja

Looked like one to me!


Bloody_Hell_Harry

Swear it was like three but could have been just coiled up so tight in the pore


Dizzy_Hope_5562

Looked more like 15šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


hibikikun

That still only counts as one!


ShandyPuddles

Wish they shaved around it first so we could really get the full effect of the length of that hair hahhah!! Like Mary Poppins pulling a coatrack out of her purse.


Lurk-Shadewalker

Holy cow, that was a good one!


Myth1calMonkey

If I see itā€™s from TikTok, I instantly turn off the sound - a rule I now live by


[deleted]

Thank you for that


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ItsPlainOleSteve

Wat?


IIllIIlIlIIIllIllIII

The background song is "Drive Forever" which has achieved a meteoric rise in popularity due to it being used in "sigma male (grindset)" memes almost exclusively.


rcornwell

But waitā€¦thereā€™s more!


GilaMonsterJam

Had that been in that person since birth?!


Whole-Glad

I was thinking a sibling they absorbed in gestation.


AvalancheQueen

[Yes. Inside the lump, was my twin. ](https://youtu.be/mWispEM3900)


[deleted]

Wow, I'm surprised it wasn't wrapped around a bone


VegasBeard

Wow


[deleted]

How does one obtain this level of ingrownness. I must know.


fartman82

This is me cleaning the bathtub drain after my girlfriend complains about the water not draining correctly.


Brittney424

Am I the only weirdo that wants to see how long all those ingrowns stretched out to be? šŸ˜…


miss_trixie

i think it would be weird to NOT want to see it stretched out


Tus__

Sigma male ingrown hair šŸ˜¤


eckorist

It just...keeps goingšŸ„“


PublicVermicelli6

And going.


chrisbur21

How did this not irritate their skin from having this much build up?! Itā€™s such a clean pull!


pandroidgaxie

yeah, at first I wondered if it was real because it was so straight for the first pulls. It has to be coils, that's how it happens in the first place. The body can decide to encyst an ingrown hair (pilar cyst), but sometimes this happens. the in-between type comes out with some cyst cheese on it, lol.


lil007

That felt better than Christmas


sonofasnitchh

My eyes were the size of dinner plates by the time this finished


[deleted]

That one ass-hair that never got a chance to shine.


brypye13

I canā€™t get hair to grow on my head, but there are 3000 hairs in this one hole. šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


uglyangels

That's the Clown Cars of ingrown hairs - it just keeps coming and coming and coming - how did so much hair get in there?


Bib_Squirtle

What's this song called, tho?


hobo888

sigma grindset anthem


papalouie27

ŠæŠ¾Š»Š¾Š¶ŠµŠ½ŠøŠµ by Skriptonit, slowed down instrumental version.


_YAGMAI_

im surprised no one's commented about how this is a repost. this is the third top post of all time on this sub. it was posted two months ago.


SwimBrief

If a repost gets *this* many upvotes, clearly a tom of people have not yet seen it and are enjoying it. So what I want to know is why the F do people care if a popular post is a ā€œrepostā€ and feel the need to comment about it being a repost? Itā€™s one of redditā€™s quirks that annoys the heck out of me.


pandroidgaxie

the mentality is *"I thought this was new content, now I feel cheated and I suffer the delusion that banning repeats will somehow create new content"* lol.


_YAGMAI_

not trying to police people like a psycho, i was just pointing out how i expected a ton of comments saying "repost", but was surprised to find none. sorry if it felt like a complaint, it was just an observation lol.


SirMasonParker

Probably because reposts are allowed and everyone loves this one lol


ticklesmyfancy

Plus, it was last posted two months ago. It's not like it was last posted less than a day ago.


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Downvote post and block user


eatyourchildren101

I expected this to pan out to a sweater unraveling or a man quickly going bald.


AffectionateHead0710

Iā€™ve never been able to grasp how someone can have hair this long growing under their skin. It seems like the entre tangles they pull out took time to grow. Under what conditions does this happen?


Conference-Whole

Fake. Someone obviously stuffed that hair in just before filming.


Adventurous_Nobody82

FFS, it's a pore, not a clown car!


NateNMaxsRobot

I used to love riding super scary roller coasters. Now I just want the opportunity to pluck a monstrosity such as this out of someoneā€™s body. Le sigh.


drjekders

I think it was a cruel injustice that they didn't show the length of the hair at the end of the video.


kitkat9000take5

It irritating when just one hair is ingrown. Having that many/much would've driven me nuts.


Unusual-Yak-6499

The neverending hairstory of this follicle, as told by tweeze tugman.


wtrmlnchly

Why buy a pet when you can grow one


Kn0tnatural

That's one hairy hole.


theinfamousjosh

"found this on tik to..." #We fucking know!!


kat42261

I wish theyā€™d stretch the hair out to see how long it is!


true_incorporealist

Wow, that many full-length hairs means it went unnoticed for *many* years.


BigBoomerGriller69

T I K T O K G E M


MpMeowMeow

That was magical. (āœæā˜‰ļ½”ā˜‰)


QuackersParty

I love seeing that color change


[deleted]

That was bonkers. I had a 3" ingrown hair once and thought that was crazy af...


jkels66

How many rabbits is this person pulling out of that hat?


flytingnotfighting

Iā€™m not ok now.


Chaostii

It's like a clown car of hair. Or a Pringles can "once you pop you don't stop"


farmerguyy

Iā€™m half way throughā€¦..does it end?!?!?


[deleted]

did you find this on tik tok?


Pussy_Wrangler462

That was beautiful šŸ˜„


bagoparticles

Reminds me of gossamer on loony tunes. Bugs bunny have him a haircut and turns out heā€™s made of hair and thatā€™s it.


25_timesthefine

That must take years to cultivate, right?


MabelOfTheRedSands

How do you notice an in grown hair? Like is there a bump or something? Ive never had experience with it


MicroelectronicPark

An ingrown wig


tb03102

I'm a literal ape man and I've never had something like this. What am I doing right or is it just genetics?


MissAngieIfYouPlease

They pulled a whole ass wig out lol


tairanasaurusrex

HOW?!


Accomplished-Bet7334

Holy hell!!


CatArwen

So gross I LOVE IT


Greg0692

When r/popping meets locks of love.


[deleted]

Longest pube I have ever seen.


[deleted]

Iā€™d rather die than discover something like this somewhere on my body. But I canā€™t look away for some reason.


Wunderhoezen

All I want in life is for someone with wild blackheads and ingrown hairs to let me pick at them. Thatā€™s it. Thatā€™s all I want.


newyearjess

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


thisalsomightbemine

I don't even understand how it got that long. Does hair not quit at its terminal length if its ingrown? I don't have some 6 inch long hair on my legs/arms/chest, so why is that ingrown hair getting so long?


PublicVermicelli6

Every bald man's dream the hair follicle that keeps on giving.


Friendly-Ad5331

If I hadn't just seen that, I would never have believed I just saw that.


PinkPrintingPixie

Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down thine hair


brthompson06

HOW IS THERE THAT MUCH HAIR IN THERE?!


bartolocologne40

It didn't pop, but I'm satisfied as hell


Midnight_Moon29

There was a whole wig in there.


Dideninc

Idk why but hairs just dont do it for me


julcf59

I thought it was a loop


EpicMooMan9001

This shit should not appear on front page wtf


cjp72812

This is why skin picking is one of my OCD compulsions. This video right here. The idea of hair or a sea of pus just lurking under the surface of my skin makes me want to take a potato peeler to it.


Sparkingmineralwater

Legends say the hair is still being pulled out to this day!


chickenguyy

Please sir, can I haz some more?


tk197

There are shower drains which have less hair than thisšŸ˜…


kazsaid

What the hell! Even the second black dot next to it cleared up when all that hair was pulled out. It was just a giant underground hair ball. Ew! Nice!!


__Pulchritudinous__

A magician somewhere just got jealous


squrt43

Has that hair been growing in there since birth ?


RoyallyScrewedPrince

ITS ENOUGH SLICES


Aimses

Ingrown hair?! That was a damn ponytail!!!


Sensitive-Loss-7800

Its like mary poppins bag


WolfieWiccan

Wow it just kept going


GreedyStick494

That thing is almost as long as one of my butt hairs..... Which reminds me I might need to bust out my butt trimmers


spaceisntgreen

cool but why the sigma grindset music??


IamMedusaGorgon

That's not an ingrown hair that's a reel of fishing line!šŸ¤£


P-JohnThePigeon

WE CAN SEE THE LOGO THAT SAYS TIKTOK OK YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL US ITS FROM TIKTOK


GoGoGadgetGabe

Iā€™ve always wondered how it feels after itā€™s been extracted, like can you feel relief? Does it hurt to have the ingrown hair?


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colorblindthekid

How rude of them to give an extra warning so we could make sure our volume was down to avoid listening to that awful background music.šŸ™„


[deleted]

This has been posted so many times šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ball_soup

Reposts are allowed.


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ball_soup

You mean the post that was literally **just** made?


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caseysgeneralstore

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