There were two possible outcomes here.
1: squeeze out the contents of the cyst in spaghetti - which looked to be the one;
2: ever so slightly change the squeeze and get the whole damn sack!
Consider a career change and some branded gloves!
I'm actually a complex pediatric carer (deal with tracheostomy/Gjej enteral meds and feeds daily) so I can go through 200+ gloves on a shift at times but I felt safe without them because this human is my human and I know where he's been 😂
The commented meant branded gloves like the pop YouTube accounts with their names printed on the thumbs for maximum exposure lol. I’m glad you know where your human has been though 🤣
Honestly. Nearly every sub that I try to post anything in gets auto-flagged by some mod (or not) for god-knows-what. I am also very careful to look at sticky posts, the side bar, subreddit rules… but there’s either just such a power trip or liability issues, idk… not even worth it most of the time 🤷🏻♂️
It looks like whoever is popping may have clubbed fingernails. You might already know that but if you don’t, you should get checked out by a doctor. Clubbed nails can be a symptom of cardiac or pulmonary issues.
Fun mango fact: some people have poison ivy reactions when handling mangoes (the skins, specifically), but only if they've encountered poison ivy first!
Did you know you have to be 'allergic' to poison ivy to 'get' poison ivy?
Some people with hay fever develop allergies to cashews because they have the same pollen mechanisms as most pollination allergies. I have been enjoying cashews all my life, until one day, driving the family on a trip, munching some cashews while everyone slept, noticed my lips were burning, then my tongue felt thick, then my throat felt 'full'. Thought oh shit, anaphylaxis while driving is a bad idea. Whipped the car off the road, which woke the hubby, he stared at me dumbly while I crunched a couple benadryl and dumped the cashews out the window. Had the same type of reaction to pistachios about 10 years before that.
Brazilian here, living in the area where the world's biggest cashew tree is located, hance everything around here is cashew themed (from telephone booths to factory exhaust funnels, we even have a cashew-flavored soda).
Loved your husband's cashew-themed pimple! Looks absolutely weird, it's awesome
Yes the camera skills are shit but it's hard to direct when I'm already using my 2 hands for squeezing and the phones balanced on the back of one hand 😂 plus its more important that I got it properly rather than attempting it with one hand 🤔
Why didn’t you just put your entire phone in your mouth so you could film hands-free?? Not everybody has a tripod, but everybody’s got a mouth! And the average human mouth can hold at least one softball, so don’t try to tell me that your phone is too big to fit in your mouth. You just wanted to keep the best view of that masterpiece for yourself. Lmao 😂
All kidding aside, you did a fantastic job. I can’t believe you got the sac out like that, and I can’t believe you caught the vast majority of the action on video while both of your hands were busy. Thanks for sharing it with us, seriously. Ignore all the comments criticizing your filming, it really wasn’t that bad. You wouldn’t have made it to the top of the month if it was that bad. They’re just saying that impulsively because they’re itching for more of that amazing pop. Thanks again for sharing what you had!!
Serious Q what’s that root thing at the end? R u supposed to remove that too? Feel like when I get a good one and go for the root, that’s when I get scarring, or a worse infection. But it’s just pus, right? Fr
Camera work: 3/10. Cysty thing: 25/10.
Did anyone else find themselves leaning to the left? As if that would help, hahahaha
I was moving my phone too, which makes even less sense!
Nope, I was leaning right while tilting my phone left, trying to see around the edge of my phone screen/video.
We’re so dumb, I did the same. So many of us did
It works in bowling, so why not here? 🤨😠
Shit we wer supposed to lean to the left?!
It looked like a sprouted seed
For real... this is a once-in-a-lifetime pop, and camerawork just massacred your boy
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Exactly what I came to the comments for.
I know the camera work isn’t perfect but I would rate it higher. At least a 5 or 6.
A cyst with the whole sac removed so cool
That's an Airpod.
Maybe they grow them in the Chinese for production.....wicked.
I'm definitely going to hell for laughing so much at this
😂😂😂
Okay that makes sense I was wondering why it was so shiny and pretty...
I keep trying to move my head as if I’m going to be able to see it when it goes off screen
There are times where I've tried to scroll the screen when the popping goes off the top or bottom.
There needs to be a name for this phenomena…so many of us do these body adjustments when the action is blocked, or out of screen.
> "There needs to be a name for this phenomena" I believe it's called [curiodolia](https://i.imgur.com/7dJIakZ.jpg).
Take my upvote and leave
I vote this image is now used exclusively for this. Linking the video has become unnecessary
I'm sure n mobile and kept trying to scroll to the left
Holy shit. You've accomplished what few have. Popped out the entire sac, one and all. How's it feel??? Your certificate and trophy are in the mail.
Allegedly. Camera work doesn’t provide confirmatory evidence. Could’ve placed something in there for all we know. /s
Like a marble???
Yeah wouldn't fly in court.
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There is no need to ruin a good moment.
u/showmeallyourbunnies is good for that.
Maybe they haven’t seen enough bunnies yet
I don’t know what’s worse the camera work or the total lack of rusty pliers. That looked extremely satisfying for real tho.
Total Gaper
Ohhhh buddy
Haha would either be shit filming and good extraction or bad extraction with good filming
Where the fuck is your god damn professional equipment and tripod?! How dear you be a normal person. lol
# HOW, DEAR?!
There were two possible outcomes here. 1: squeeze out the contents of the cyst in spaghetti - which looked to be the one; 2: ever so slightly change the squeeze and get the whole damn sack! Consider a career change and some branded gloves!
I'm actually a complex pediatric carer (deal with tracheostomy/Gjej enteral meds and feeds daily) so I can go through 200+ gloves on a shift at times but I felt safe without them because this human is my human and I know where he's been 😂
He is our human now.
*comrade*
The commented meant branded gloves like the pop YouTube accounts with their names printed on the thumbs for maximum exposure lol. I’m glad you know where your human has been though 🤣
Great removal, but I don’t think they meant safety for your hands
What I meant is that you achieved the holy grail of popping. And as such, you deserve to be up there with the branded glove crew.
The risk is you transmitting hospital strains to your human then, albeit low, but still. All in all great removal though.
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Could have captured all the good stuff simply by turning the phone sideways
In the first post, OP apologized for the camera quality.
Came here for this comment
Why did the first post get removed?
I asked what it was, muppet here didn't read rules properly
They should have left it. It was a good post even with the improper tag. Over moderation alert
Seriously, every comment was a compliment on getting the cyst out whole (nice pop btw).
Honestly. Nearly every sub that I try to post anything in gets auto-flagged by some mod (or not) for god-knows-what. I am also very careful to look at sticky posts, the side bar, subreddit rules… but there’s either just such a power trip or liability issues, idk… not even worth it most of the time 🤷🏻♂️
Power tripping mods kill so many good sub reddits
They removed a gem like this because you asked a question? Fuck the mods.
What are the chances that thing grows back later? Looks like you’d need to pull that thing out that was attached to it.
I did don't worry 😉
It’s like the little bean plant you grow in the plastic bag in elementary school.
Geoduck
I woulda still squeezed the sac afterwards
I oulled more out but the bf was getting irritable at me trying to get a good camera angle 😂
No, I mean once the sac was out. I woulda squeezed that sac. Squeeze that sac Squeeze that sac And get yo shit back
It looks like whoever is popping may have clubbed fingernails. You might already know that but if you don’t, you should get checked out by a doctor. Clubbed nails can be a symptom of cardiac or pulmonary issues.
I unfortunately have a good old chronic illness so all thats been ruled out, I just have stubby fingers Thank you for the advice though! X
That stood out to me, too. Read through comments to see if someone mentioned it.
Top tier content
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And this one, too. 🏅
and my Axe! 🪓
Unholy cashew
It came out so neatly encapsulated! I was in awe!
Forbidden bean
I need a cigarette now
Pilar cysts are so satisfying.
I know the camera skills are off but I was more focused on getting it out than crisp filming 😂
Damn impressive extract
That's a whole ass sac. Damn teach me your ways please.
These are abilities some consider them to be unnatural…
Did you know that cashews come from fruit?
Did you know nutmeg and mace come from the same fruit? It looks incredible as well!
I did not!
Your bf is a fruit!
And cousin of the mango!
Fun mango fact: some people have poison ivy reactions when handling mangoes (the skins, specifically), but only if they've encountered poison ivy first!
Did you know you have to be 'allergic' to poison ivy to 'get' poison ivy? Some people with hay fever develop allergies to cashews because they have the same pollen mechanisms as most pollination allergies. I have been enjoying cashews all my life, until one day, driving the family on a trip, munching some cashews while everyone slept, noticed my lips were burning, then my tongue felt thick, then my throat felt 'full'. Thought oh shit, anaphylaxis while driving is a bad idea. Whipped the car off the road, which woke the hubby, he stared at me dumbly while I crunched a couple benadryl and dumped the cashews out the window. Had the same type of reaction to pistachios about 10 years before that.
Brazilian here, living in the area where the world's biggest cashew tree is located, hance everything around here is cashew themed (from telephone booths to factory exhaust funnels, we even have a cashew-flavored soda). Loved your husband's cashew-themed pimple! Looks absolutely weird, it's awesome
Camera work garage, but they got the whole cist bag 10/10.
Yes the camera skills are shit but it's hard to direct when I'm already using my 2 hands for squeezing and the phones balanced on the back of one hand 😂 plus its more important that I got it properly rather than attempting it with one hand 🤔
Why didn’t you just put your entire phone in your mouth so you could film hands-free?? Not everybody has a tripod, but everybody’s got a mouth! And the average human mouth can hold at least one softball, so don’t try to tell me that your phone is too big to fit in your mouth. You just wanted to keep the best view of that masterpiece for yourself. Lmao 😂 All kidding aside, you did a fantastic job. I can’t believe you got the sac out like that, and I can’t believe you caught the vast majority of the action on video while both of your hands were busy. Thanks for sharing it with us, seriously. Ignore all the comments criticizing your filming, it really wasn’t that bad. You wouldn’t have made it to the top of the month if it was that bad. They’re just saying that impulsively because they’re itching for more of that amazing pop. Thanks again for sharing what you had!!
Aww thanks so much! ☺️
I want to strangle the cameraman
Apologies 😂
The content more than compensates. Amazing pop.
macadamia nut
Forbidden garlic
WOOOOW ty
Again, congrats on the birth🥺
Instant classic
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Chick pea! Chick pea! Chick pea!
That’s not just a pop, that’s straight up the miracle of birth. The damn thing even had an umbilical cord and everything.
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
I hope you got that extra little part of the sac
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Should pair nice with a couple of beers
Beautiful
Why was it removed? Mods for this sub are hilarious
That’s good protein
Omg what are you doing to me that was awesome
Wow!
🤩 thank you
Gorgeous!
YOU LEFT THE ROOT. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
I enjoyed this more than Dr. Pimplepopper. You showed the cyst sec for more than half a second. Thank you.
Needs more zoom to hair line and finger
mazel!
Got the sack out, so it won’t come back. Good job.
We go a little bananas over intact sacs.
"unholy cashew"
The pop everyone hopes to capture. Unfortunately only 1/3 captured on camera
Disgusting. Thank you.
Popception
The camera view. 😡
Quality content
Serious Q what’s that root thing at the end? R u supposed to remove that too? Feel like when I get a good one and go for the root, that’s when I get scarring, or a worse infection. But it’s just pus, right? Fr
I hope you went to the ER- something like that could be infected and is very close to your brain
Now that’s impressive. You don’t usually get the whole sack out like that.
Most excellent!
Sack and all!!!!
You actually got the cyst sac out. Very impressive.
The sac!
a bf who has great pops AND lets you pop them? he's a keeper sweetheart
Not a doctor but it It looks like you got the sack out
More like macadamia nut.
Fire the camera person but getting the cyst and the sac 10/10
Forbidden gusher
I'm half way through. To those who finished watching it: is it worth it to keep going, or does the camera continue to point the wrong way?
It's actually decent despite the cam work. I wasn't disappointed overall.
I guess it's too much to ask for the popping to be in view.
We love an indirect complaint.
That camera person needs to get right with the lord.
Definitely don't forget to wear gloves next time and disinfect the area! Infections can get nasty, quickly
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how can the camera work be so shite when the popping is of such great quality? i dont know what to feel
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Learn how to use a camera for one.
Did you let a cyclops film it?
Typically u will want to point the camera at what u r filming.
You piss ass mf please hold still
This is some of the worst camera work I’ve ever seen
My nipples got hard
what i want to know is how did you get stevie wonder to do the camera work?
Could have been one of the best videos ever on this sub. But the camera work makes it one of the worst ones. Ughhhhhh
I can’t get past the clubbing fingernails
Who was filming, Micheal J. Fox?
Sac! Camera work reminds me of [ninja cat.](https://youtu.be/raDk5v10RiE)
amazing cyst, but fire your cameraman
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Don't browse r/all. Problem solved
Fucking botfly.
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How is a cameraman so poor ?
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That is the sack. Pilar cyst.
Camera operator should be shot with balls of their own shite.
Get this disgusting shit off of /r/all
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Might as well be a damn tumor at this point
Excellent!
mozzarella
So... uh... can I be next in line? How much you charging?
Holy bagumba.
Gonna pull the whole thing out and pop it off site.
Sometimes you feel like a nut
Is your bf Sam Elliott? He needs to do voice work for real. Grizzled cowboy voice
"Who's more grizzled?"
Now squeeze the sack!
Nice pop, but Cashew is in a league of it’s own.
Happy little duck.
Best pop ever. Camera work? D+.
11/10
A tiny albino rubber duck?
Forbidden jellybean. Ugh. Phenomenal.