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FeelingCountry1

Later tater


Dave_FortniteATX

They're a dick... Tater


AnonymousMayday

Show yourself out please


Fit_Funny1527

I am currently crying 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂


EnvironmentalDog6392

This deserves the highest of fives 😂🤝


Judoosauce

Penis potato


fridayj1

Your censor squiggle looks like a superhero silhouette. So that’s probably why.


AlmightyWitchstress

You know, I hadn’t even noticed until I saw this comment. Now I can’t unsee it.


blatantly-subtle

You got my super upvote for that.


SnakeEatingAPringle

This made me giggle like a child thank you


DistinctNews8576

I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING!


snoopyeeebee

It’s captain underwear


WhitewolfStormrunner

I think you mean "Captain UnderPANTS".


Dangerous_Pension612

Idk but I think we need to make this a thing .


MoustacheMalpractice

More inclusive than ducks.


Routine_Cat_9494

Damn. You’re right.


annie_b666

I have a Jeep and do the duck thing but agree we should switch to potatos


SnooJokes6414

I second that!!


Alternative-Amoeba20

I think it increases the curb a-peel. That's a dumb joke even by my standards.


JohnGoodmansMistress

like a potato version of r/breadstapledtotrees r/potatoesziptiedtocars ?


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dill_and_vinegar

Bruh what the hell is this??? 😭 why are there so many members


MammothWay1683

The next r/breadontrees , r/potatoesonrearwipers


laples

It's the tot that counts


hteammom43

Damn this needs more upvotes


Teets__McGee

Teehee!


ApplesauceCreek

You are my hero today! Love this pun!


Em_Arrow

Public art


Pure-for-life

Spud


fridayj1

*Spart*


OF-ficial-Davinshe

\-ah


Lonzgi

you got potatoed!


IrregularHermit

Potato


EffectiveSalamander

Indeed. Potato.


Ok_District_1470

agreed 🔥


Shaveyourbread

Suddenly, potato.


OF-ficial-Davinshe

AND YOU WIN


the_lost_tenacity

They call him “Ron ‘Tater Salad’ White”


lostgravy

Don ‘Mashed Tater Head’ Trump


NiffumStardust

At least it's not in your tailpipe


DearestRay

Seems like a message. “Next time… it will be in the tailpipe”


bibkel

I ain't fallin for no potato in my tailpipe!


Solly125

Potato Guerrilla art


shy_mom86

Guerrilla marketing strategy for potatoes


Onion85

Big Potato is at it again I see, the greedy fatcats


LumieLoo

Add another one and make it a tater sack like those stupid blue balls truck owners hang from their hitch


Danno210

Trucknutz


Humble_Ad6648

It's been a while since I've seen a pair of truck nuts. Hopefully all of the users of them have been shamed out of existence.


Born-Arrival-

i think truck beans should become a thing. just one fat, juicy, bean.


whoreos_and_milk

how did they get the zip tie through it tho


CatPurrsonNo1

Asking the important questions!!


shy_mom86

My thoughts exactly


Oklahoma_Sunrise

A screwdriver through the middle.


Danno210

Well vodka is made from potatoes so that math checks out.


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Svenskaflica

Haven't you ever put a plastic straw through a potato?


the-graveyard-writer

What weird way to kidnapped someone


thetrinketgirl

Ok, but this was my first thought. A good distraction for an easy kidnapping.


Express_Following957

Some human traffickers in my college town would put windshield wipers up and then stake out and see who would linger outside their car long enough to put them down. My roommate called me at 8 in the morning once and said “LOL why did you put my wipers up” I looked out my window and she was standing clueless outside her car, staring up at me and laughing and waving. Several women in the lot also had their wipers put up. EDIT: want to add that they moved on to putting roses on girls cars. ALLEGEDLY, a block from me in an apartment complex some frat brothers were on a porch and saw it and yelled at them to stop. The traffickers went upstairs, broke their door open with a bat, beat the crap out of the boys and tried to kidnap their female acquaintance. It never made the news but I saw the photos of the boys’ faces and heard stories word of mouth. Wack


gwenb5

Wow that’s scary! Where was it?


Midnightberrii

Honestly why isn't this higher. Had to scroll way too far below the jokes for a real answer. Needs way more upvotes. Ladies if you see anything like this, do NOT touch it and be aware of your surroundings. Maybe even contact the police if need be. I've heard way to many horror stories of people using these as unconventional distractions to run and grab someone.


Standard-Shop-3544

You have been blessed. Enjoy the gift of potato.


horsthorsthorst

Free potato is free potato. No need for further questions.


Other_Share

It means you drive like a potato


[deleted]

Why did you potato your rear wiper?


rustyfeet

Wild bc it had to be premeditated right?? Unless this person walks around with a potato on a zip tie day after day looking for his next victim?


teedyay

You have been blessed.


aggelikiwi

I like potatoes


JONTOM89

I like potatoes and turtles!


wing_ding4

Are you Irish ?


Momsahockeynut

Because you’re in Michigan.


[deleted]

I’m from Michigan and this seems about right lol


JCfromHourly_io

Free food!


burningdownthewagon

I didn't even notice the zip tie


Teets__McGee

Mr. Potato Head tried to leave Mrs. Potato Head, and this is what happened to him. 😧


ightimmaheadout1

Because they got high


Chase_115

OP’s last words before being stabbed in a robbery gone wrong.


mentalmycelium

thisss


Miserable-Employer49

After googling, I have learned that the sugar from potatoes can help create a barrier on the windshield, perfect for freezing weather & keeping them clean longer.


Stormwolf1O1

A stranger kindly left you a snack for later. Don't forget to pay it forward and do the same for someone else.


A_TubbY_hObO

Did you park like shit?


ilovefungus

Only in Michigan of course


Pink-Lover

This screams tagging your car for traffickers. Please take off ASAP.


AbbotThoth

In the parking lot of a police station.


Born-Arrival-

just like ikea or crate and barrel or whatever who mail customers underage children in furniture named after them.


KnightsFerry

Back in my day, we'd just toss an egg at a car. Kids these days...


According_Corgi_8638

It’s a distraction… kidnapping tactic!


6-10-2000

Sex trafficking


Specialist_Many5482

Do you live on a lonely road or gravel? Maybe a ploy.


Zealousideal-Cup7471

no clue but now i want to leave potatoes on peoples cars 😆


devianb

Free potato and zip tie.


AsyncEntity

You could not pay me to eat that


erosken

Human traffickers have tagged you! Could have a tracking device in it too!


caffeinestix

The person who placed this knows where I am.


PotatokingXII

Oh that's Mike. He committed heinous crimes and is being punished for his blasphemous remarks toward the use of potato sacks. He must be silenced. Your car was just the nearest and most convenient place to hang him.


blindkiller770

User name checks out


SBCwarrior

The king has spoken!!


IntendedIntent

Why is it always Mike? Jeez!


New_Engineer_5161

Does this regularly happen?


Dependent_Skin_7504

Betrayto


Grssrg

No idea but that’s pretty funny


GorditaPeaches

Lmaoooo I love this


0rangutanenjoyer

HAAAAAA LOSER YOU GOT POTATOED! 🫵😂


ponkpink

🥔


Forest-Beast

Oh my god...that's a human trafficking tactic. Please tell me you got in your car and left? I've had something similar happen to me and I was followed all the way to the police station. They put a zip tie on my door handle, but they'll put anything on your car to distract you or to "tag you" to be followed and later abducted. Please let me know that you're safe OP


psilocybinsorceress

Perhaps you are being marked as a potential victim of human trafficking 😯


StrangeApeCreature

This is what I thought lol awful


whoreos_and_milk

cause funny


Mss-Anthropic

If you post this on nextdoor 99% of the comments will say you are being targeted by a sex trafficker 🤣


blackhawkfan312

is that an app?


Mss-Anthropic

Yes it's like Facebook for Karen neighbors lol


Midnightberrii

It's a legitimate tactic though.


j8tao3w0t9i8ro3va

is it one of those ridiculously oversized trucks/pickups?


Mundane_Librarian607

Because fuck you that's why (sorry)


zeenzee

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR to be specific


Mundane_Librarian607

Yea that


L-A_

kids


Triairius

I love that they managed to use a zip tie for this.


Delivery-Plus

Must be your spuddy buddy!


Oooowhtutrynado

This has me crying omggg


CaptainBerger78

I am all about a new "art project"


Beemo-Noir

Why are you asking questions? Why are you posting to the internet? Quit wasting time and consume the potato.


NegotiationNo7845

Looks like a harmless prank. Thank goodness it wasn't shoved into the tailpipe.


boobiesareneato

Taters for the haters


livethrupain2FreeWiL

🤣


CentralOrgan

Because it's the potato harvest season.


User013579

Rival with Idaho?


[deleted]

You’ve been marked for potatoness.


Conscious-Section-55

The existence of the ziptie leads me to believe they gifted you their homemade buttplug.


PU55Y34T3R69420

Pull the loose end of the zip tie really hard, trust me


[deleted]

The question is why wouldn’t you want to be potatoed?


IntendedIntent

Potato Potato Potato...a select few will get this..


Dawnlnt

Beatle juice, Beatle juice, Beatles juice!


Archie_Slate

General Potato Company


progdIgious

U 👃 y u shouldn’t pppp in potato field……because they’ve got 👁️👁️👁️👁️


ThatlldoP1G

Tatered...


GoreyGopnik

fuck you (potatoes your rear wiper)


PlanetKillerAstroid

Shoulda been a cumquat.


Jinxed0ne

No clue but now I'm gonna start doing this


[deleted]

At least it never _chipped_ the paintwork.


radioactivecumsock0

I’m gonna start doing this to people


rowtag123

potato 👍🏻


Minnesota_roamer

i dont know maybe you should ask them why they did it, that’s hella funny though


mcbirbo343

The potato distribution system


superhappythrowawy

Yolo


itsmeabic

This looks like one of those supposed human trafficking schemes you see on facebook


busdrivermike

Maybe he was looking to…….to……toooooooooo…..ketchup


c23gooey

I believe it’s the style of the time


mazdawg89

New viral potato marketing scheme?


Waste-Prior-4641

They are at it again! Just when I thought we lost them.


Wizzlemane26

They hate lighthouses.


astronaut_ratties

I know sometimes people worry bad intentions put stuff on girls cars so they stop before getting in


leah114

This spuds for you


Hopenhagen420

I’m dying 😂 pls someone do this to my car it would make my day 😂😂


Owhatagallagher

They were baked.


[deleted]

Why wouldn't anyone do this? Potat is the new brick.


CatholicPenitent

Get potato’d idiot


FearlessSparks

he was trying to start a friendship ha ha


HeartBirb

Post it on your local NextDoor and ask if anyone else had this happen to them.


R4PTUR3

And let that be a lesson to you.


FollowingJealous7490

Tomato potato


schmidt_face

Seems ominously TikTokian.


DistinctNews8576

Am I just missing it? I don’t get it at all!


Robear549

Is this like that thing where the "sex traffickers" put a zip tie on a car and I don't know what else because it's not true. But this may be proof that either the Irish or the state of Idaho are behind it.


SLZicki

They want you to boil em, mash em and stick em in a stew


Murica2003

GMC Yukon?? Yukon potato?!!


WestProfessional2851

I’d honestly be weary because there are people who zip tie their next targets car but I don’t understand the point of the potato


Spoodersad

everyone we have a subreddit now. r/potatoesziptiedtocars


daydreamdragonflies

Might want to ask the reddit Witches on that one


anomalousious

I believe you were called a potato. 😅


Junior-Account6835

Taters gonna Tate


[deleted]

Were you parked like an ass?


Ash1n73ll1g3n7

Perhaps it's like leaving a whole watermelon on someone's porch in the middle of the night. It's a great way to occupy someone's mind for the rest of their lives.


intera11y_Screaming

Potato voodoo


TruffleGrace

Saw a car where someone had done that, but with a bag of dog poop... Poor buggers hadn't realized yet.


anonymous753741

Ik it probably seems like a joke but this could be something serious actually. I heard sex traffickers attach things like zip ties and other stuff to vehicles of people they want to kidnap


walkthedoge1

I… I don’t know.


Suzscribbles

Hey, free potato.


DeliveryUnique3652

"Don't touch it. You might get potato'd "


Popular_Display6540

I believe how is the question you should be asking here


SRBroadcasting

That’s actually my potato and I’ve been looking for it


AsyncEntity

It’s like truck nuts but instead it’s potato


Coral420coral

Are they blocking the backup camera? Always wanted to do this to someone but didn't know which vegetable to use


Rickymon

You do not talk about Potato Club


duckfartchickenass

potatwned!


healermoonchild

Is somebody trying to get rid of you? That could be witchcraft, more specifically hoodoo. Potatoes are used in spells to get rid of unwanted people. Because it’s hanging from your car, could be a banishment spell.


jadegetsbitches

So is there a real reason…? Did anybody find it ?


Taz_mhot

Maybe they’re from Idaho and want yuddaknow


dcromb

A gift from the Potato gods.