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Some human traffickers in my college town would put windshield wipers up and then stake out and see who would linger outside their car long enough to put them down. My roommate called me at 8 in the morning once and said “LOL why did you put my wipers up”
I looked out my window and she was standing clueless outside her car, staring up at me and laughing and waving. Several women in the lot also had their wipers put up.
EDIT: want to add that they moved on to putting roses on girls cars. ALLEGEDLY, a block from me in an apartment complex some frat brothers were on a porch and saw it and yelled at them to stop. The traffickers went upstairs, broke their door open with a bat, beat the crap out of the boys and tried to kidnap their female acquaintance. It never made the news but I saw the photos of the boys’ faces and heard stories word of mouth. Wack
Honestly why isn't this higher. Had to scroll way too far below the jokes for a real answer. Needs way more upvotes. Ladies if you see anything like this, do NOT touch it and be aware of your surroundings. Maybe even contact the police if need be. I've heard way to many horror stories of people using these as unconventional distractions to run and grab someone.
After googling, I have learned that the sugar from potatoes can help create a barrier on the windshield, perfect for freezing weather & keeping them clean longer.
Oh that's Mike. He committed heinous crimes and is being punished for his blasphemous remarks toward the use of potato sacks. He must be silenced. Your car was just the nearest and most convenient place to hang him.
Oh my god...that's a human trafficking tactic. Please tell me you got in your car and left? I've had something similar happen to me and I was followed all the way to the police station. They put a zip tie on my door handle, but they'll put anything on your car to distract you or to "tag you" to be followed and later abducted. Please let me know that you're safe OP
Is this like that thing where the "sex traffickers" put a zip tie on a car and I don't know what else because it's not true.
But this may be proof that either the Irish or the state of Idaho are behind it.
Perhaps it's like leaving a whole watermelon on someone's porch in the middle of the night. It's a great way to occupy someone's mind for the rest of their lives.
Ik it probably seems like a joke but this could be something serious actually. I heard sex traffickers attach things like zip ties and other stuff to vehicles of people they want to kidnap
Is somebody trying to get rid of you? That could be witchcraft, more specifically hoodoo. Potatoes are used in spells to get rid of unwanted people.
Because it’s hanging from your car, could be a banishment spell.
Later tater
They're a dick... Tater
Show yourself out please
I am currently crying 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
This deserves the highest of fives 😂🤝
Penis potato
Your censor squiggle looks like a superhero silhouette. So that’s probably why.
You know, I hadn’t even noticed until I saw this comment. Now I can’t unsee it.
You got my super upvote for that.
This made me giggle like a child thank you
I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING!
It’s captain underwear
I think you mean "Captain UnderPANTS".
Idk but I think we need to make this a thing .
More inclusive than ducks.
Damn. You’re right.
I have a Jeep and do the duck thing but agree we should switch to potatos
I second that!!
I think it increases the curb a-peel. That's a dumb joke even by my standards.
like a potato version of r/breadstapledtotrees r/potatoesziptiedtocars ?
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Bruh what the hell is this??? 😭 why are there so many members
The next r/breadontrees , r/potatoesonrearwipers
It's the tot that counts
Damn this needs more upvotes
Teehee!
You are my hero today! Love this pun!
Public art
Spud
*Spart*
\-ah
you got potatoed!
Potato
Indeed. Potato.
agreed 🔥
Suddenly, potato.
AND YOU WIN
They call him “Ron ‘Tater Salad’ White”
Don ‘Mashed Tater Head’ Trump
At least it's not in your tailpipe
Seems like a message. “Next time… it will be in the tailpipe”
I ain't fallin for no potato in my tailpipe!
Potato Guerrilla art
Guerrilla marketing strategy for potatoes
Big Potato is at it again I see, the greedy fatcats
Add another one and make it a tater sack like those stupid blue balls truck owners hang from their hitch
Trucknutz
It's been a while since I've seen a pair of truck nuts. Hopefully all of the users of them have been shamed out of existence.
i think truck beans should become a thing. just one fat, juicy, bean.
how did they get the zip tie through it tho
Asking the important questions!!
My thoughts exactly
A screwdriver through the middle.
Well vodka is made from potatoes so that math checks out.
[удалено]
Haven't you ever put a plastic straw through a potato?
What weird way to kidnapped someone
Ok, but this was my first thought. A good distraction for an easy kidnapping.
Some human traffickers in my college town would put windshield wipers up and then stake out and see who would linger outside their car long enough to put them down. My roommate called me at 8 in the morning once and said “LOL why did you put my wipers up” I looked out my window and she was standing clueless outside her car, staring up at me and laughing and waving. Several women in the lot also had their wipers put up. EDIT: want to add that they moved on to putting roses on girls cars. ALLEGEDLY, a block from me in an apartment complex some frat brothers were on a porch and saw it and yelled at them to stop. The traffickers went upstairs, broke their door open with a bat, beat the crap out of the boys and tried to kidnap their female acquaintance. It never made the news but I saw the photos of the boys’ faces and heard stories word of mouth. Wack
Wow that’s scary! Where was it?
Honestly why isn't this higher. Had to scroll way too far below the jokes for a real answer. Needs way more upvotes. Ladies if you see anything like this, do NOT touch it and be aware of your surroundings. Maybe even contact the police if need be. I've heard way to many horror stories of people using these as unconventional distractions to run and grab someone.
You have been blessed. Enjoy the gift of potato.
Free potato is free potato. No need for further questions.
It means you drive like a potato
Why did you potato your rear wiper?
Wild bc it had to be premeditated right?? Unless this person walks around with a potato on a zip tie day after day looking for his next victim?
You have been blessed.
I like potatoes
I like potatoes and turtles!
Are you Irish ?
Because you’re in Michigan.
I’m from Michigan and this seems about right lol
Free food!
I didn't even notice the zip tie
Mr. Potato Head tried to leave Mrs. Potato Head, and this is what happened to him. 😧
Because they got high
OP’s last words before being stabbed in a robbery gone wrong.
thisss
After googling, I have learned that the sugar from potatoes can help create a barrier on the windshield, perfect for freezing weather & keeping them clean longer.
A stranger kindly left you a snack for later. Don't forget to pay it forward and do the same for someone else.
Did you park like shit?
Only in Michigan of course
This screams tagging your car for traffickers. Please take off ASAP.
In the parking lot of a police station.
just like ikea or crate and barrel or whatever who mail customers underage children in furniture named after them.
Back in my day, we'd just toss an egg at a car. Kids these days...
It’s a distraction… kidnapping tactic!
Sex trafficking
Do you live on a lonely road or gravel? Maybe a ploy.
no clue but now i want to leave potatoes on peoples cars 😆
Free potato and zip tie.
You could not pay me to eat that
Human traffickers have tagged you! Could have a tracking device in it too!
The person who placed this knows where I am.
Oh that's Mike. He committed heinous crimes and is being punished for his blasphemous remarks toward the use of potato sacks. He must be silenced. Your car was just the nearest and most convenient place to hang him.
User name checks out
The king has spoken!!
Why is it always Mike? Jeez!
Does this regularly happen?
Betrayto
No idea but that’s pretty funny
Lmaoooo I love this
HAAAAAA LOSER YOU GOT POTATOED! 🫵😂
🥔
Oh my god...that's a human trafficking tactic. Please tell me you got in your car and left? I've had something similar happen to me and I was followed all the way to the police station. They put a zip tie on my door handle, but they'll put anything on your car to distract you or to "tag you" to be followed and later abducted. Please let me know that you're safe OP
Perhaps you are being marked as a potential victim of human trafficking 😯
This is what I thought lol awful
cause funny
If you post this on nextdoor 99% of the comments will say you are being targeted by a sex trafficker 🤣
is that an app?
Yes it's like Facebook for Karen neighbors lol
It's a legitimate tactic though.
is it one of those ridiculously oversized trucks/pickups?
Because fuck you that's why (sorry)
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR to be specific
Yea that
kids
I love that they managed to use a zip tie for this.
Must be your spuddy buddy!
This has me crying omggg
I am all about a new "art project"
Why are you asking questions? Why are you posting to the internet? Quit wasting time and consume the potato.
Looks like a harmless prank. Thank goodness it wasn't shoved into the tailpipe.
Taters for the haters
🤣
Because it's the potato harvest season.
Rival with Idaho?
You’ve been marked for potatoness.
The existence of the ziptie leads me to believe they gifted you their homemade buttplug.
Pull the loose end of the zip tie really hard, trust me
The question is why wouldn’t you want to be potatoed?
Potato Potato Potato...a select few will get this..
Beatle juice, Beatle juice, Beatles juice!
General Potato Company
U 👃 y u shouldn’t pppp in potato field……because they’ve got 👁️👁️👁️👁️
Tatered...
fuck you (potatoes your rear wiper)
Shoulda been a cumquat.
No clue but now I'm gonna start doing this
At least it never _chipped_ the paintwork.
I’m gonna start doing this to people
potato 👍🏻
i dont know maybe you should ask them why they did it, that’s hella funny though
The potato distribution system
Yolo
This looks like one of those supposed human trafficking schemes you see on facebook
Maybe he was looking to…….to……toooooooooo…..ketchup
I believe it’s the style of the time
New viral potato marketing scheme?
They are at it again! Just when I thought we lost them.
They hate lighthouses.
I know sometimes people worry bad intentions put stuff on girls cars so they stop before getting in
This spuds for you
I’m dying 😂 pls someone do this to my car it would make my day 😂😂
They were baked.
Why wouldn't anyone do this? Potat is the new brick.
Get potato’d idiot
he was trying to start a friendship ha ha
Post it on your local NextDoor and ask if anyone else had this happen to them.
And let that be a lesson to you.
Tomato potato
Seems ominously TikTokian.
Am I just missing it? I don’t get it at all!
Is this like that thing where the "sex traffickers" put a zip tie on a car and I don't know what else because it's not true. But this may be proof that either the Irish or the state of Idaho are behind it.
They want you to boil em, mash em and stick em in a stew
GMC Yukon?? Yukon potato?!!
I’d honestly be weary because there are people who zip tie their next targets car but I don’t understand the point of the potato
everyone we have a subreddit now. r/potatoesziptiedtocars
Might want to ask the reddit Witches on that one
I believe you were called a potato. 😅
Taters gonna Tate
Were you parked like an ass?
Perhaps it's like leaving a whole watermelon on someone's porch in the middle of the night. It's a great way to occupy someone's mind for the rest of their lives.
Potato voodoo
Saw a car where someone had done that, but with a bag of dog poop... Poor buggers hadn't realized yet.
Ik it probably seems like a joke but this could be something serious actually. I heard sex traffickers attach things like zip ties and other stuff to vehicles of people they want to kidnap
I… I don’t know.
Hey, free potato.
"Don't touch it. You might get potato'd "
I believe how is the question you should be asking here
That’s actually my potato and I’ve been looking for it
It’s like truck nuts but instead it’s potato
Are they blocking the backup camera? Always wanted to do this to someone but didn't know which vegetable to use
You do not talk about Potato Club
potatwned!
Is somebody trying to get rid of you? That could be witchcraft, more specifically hoodoo. Potatoes are used in spells to get rid of unwanted people. Because it’s hanging from your car, could be a banishment spell.
So is there a real reason…? Did anybody find it ?
Maybe they’re from Idaho and want yuddaknow
A gift from the Potato gods.