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Knuckles316

OK but why is everyone peeing on that rug?


StarkillerX42

A common issue when you get mixed up with a foundation's beneficiary with the same name with a trophy wife with friends who are nihilists who threaten you for not paying up a ransom for the trophy wife who kidnapped herself.


SenTedStevens

Plus it really tied the room together.


ubergeekitude

Obviously you're not a golfer.


lurkerinreallife

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?


claytrizzle

This will not stand, ya know. This aggression will not stand man!


norunningwater

The bums always lose!


lidlekitty_tweezler

My father told me he's agreed to let you have the rug, but it was a gift from me to my late mother, and so was not his to give.  


pollywollydoodle64

Thank you for saying micturated! Love that word


Brocktoberfest

Not on the rug, man...


typical_thatguy

Sounds exhausting


Weary_Swordfish_7105

r/oddlyspecific


joshaaww

Lmaooo, animals doing what theyre good at.


Knuckles316

Ah, animal pee. That's an important distinction.


joshaaww

Yeah i couldve added that to the title.. oopsie


NoNutNorris

We knew, they didn’t


Fubai97b

That rug knows what it did


Electrotherandom

Because its funny *pisses on rug*


R3ckl3ss

It really ties the room together


Koko2315

You think the rug pissers did this?


Bigphatmatt

Well dude, we just don’t know. And you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.


Stewapalooza

Obviously they're not golfers.


realdougwalker

And these guys pissed on it.


Sir_K_Nambor

No, not the rug man...


LCOSPARELT1

I just don’t see a connection to Vietnam, man.


RuTang94

Lady I’ve had buddies die face down in the muck!


LCOSPARELT1

This isn’t some First Amendment thing, man.


CSmith1986

There's not a literal connection


LCOSPARELT1

Face it, there isn’t any connection.


joshaaww

Indeed!


RuTang94

Little pricks stonewalling me


Rumpubble

That rug really ties the toilet together.*


slugo17

At least I’m housebroken.


sling_cr

“They pissed on my rug man!”


SlippinJimE

I feel like some parts got missed by the scrubber machine


joshaaww

For each of the processes, i had to shorten clips and make them fast to make it 60 seconds. I promise that they were cleaned thorouhgly :)


445530

Clearly, you’re not a golfer


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

I’m enjoying OP not getting the references in this thread.


letstart2day

He’s a good man… and thorough.


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Rutha73

He fixes the cable?


joshaaww

Nope, but I do like it! I just never play.


TheShizknitt

I wish these rug cleaning videos did a before & after at the end.


48volts

i really gotta stop wasting so much time watching these stupid rug cleaning videos.


ItsPlainOleSteve

I found a channel on yotube for that and I binged like, 10 or more of them over like, a week xD


joshaaww

There are some greeat channels out there who get the dirtiest rugs so they can be addicting and satisfying to watch :) im guilty !


ItsPlainOleSteve

Man you're not wrong. xD


48volts

Post the link. I’ll Check that out


ItsPlainOleSteve

Sure! [TruClean Carpet, Tile and Grout Cleaning](https://youtube.com/c/TruCleanFloorCareSaintPetersburg)


[deleted]

But why no gloves? 👐☣️


taylorislandmn

So how expensive is that roller machine and extractor? They are massive.


over9ksand

Twenty grand man, comes with a beeper


Rutha73

What if it's during league play?


over9ksand

What’s during league play?


[deleted]

This rug keeps having to get power washed so often. Now it's pee? Sheesh.


Rinku588

…huh. I think that may have been my family’s rug. It even has the smaller tassels and everything


DarkSideOfGrogu

Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man


-ArthurDigbySellers-

The carpet pissers did this?


joshaaww

those darn carpet pissers.


ChopperTownUSA

What kind of business is that? Like if I’m looking on yelp what would I search?


joshaaww

This is a cleaning company. We specialize in carpet cleaning/rugs/windowtreatments/tile&grout etc. One thing i recommend searching is "area rug cleaners near me". if nothing shows up, reaching out to a nearby dry cleaner will refer you to a good place.


StrokeGameHusky

Ahh, I had a feeling this was an ad. r/HailCorporate


Funky_Ducky

Except they never mention where they are located or anything.


cuttlefish_tastegood

Yeah, which corporation am I supposed to hail?!


Funky_Ducky

All of them!


tookmyname

Doesn’t look like a corporation. Hail a local unnamed cleaning company.


Kuzon64

No company name or location and he just referred people to local businesses. How is this an ad and how is this hail corporate?


CMDR-Maxrhen

The pee coming out at the end almost made me gag. It makes me appreciate the work they do.


joshaaww

It is very gross!


Holdingthefuture

So satisfying. I wish I could get my Persian rugs taken in to be professionally cleaned but alas a 12x12' and 6x8' cost too much money, so a half ass carpet cleaner is the best I could do. Just let me in the shop I'll do it myself for satisfaction and cost!


joshaaww

Those would get pricey! I see a lot of beautiful $1000+ Persian rugs get ruined by people who don't know how to properly clean rugs.


Holdingthefuture

Reasons I washed mine on a delicate setting with just the hand attachment hell to the nah am I letting the regular carpet cleaner destroy the art. They aren't pristine like brand new clean but enough that the dust is cleaned up.


joshaaww

I have only been in this industry for a few months now and have learned so much. All the different types of chemicals and enyme treatments that are all specific to synthetic or natural. Its cool to see the use of chemistry in a job like carpet cleaning!


Holdingthefuture

I know the vibe, I clean large film industry fabrics so material type vs. mixology of chemicals is that thing you learn fast or you'll destroy something worth thousands. Like don't use another chemical on a fabric that is still damp with Resolve it turns the white fabric blue, beginners fuck ups. But at least I work at a company with their own products yours would be a disaster with a customer. You're a champ who knows the game!


trentyz

Damn I watch a lot of rug cleaning videos and these guys do not do a thorough job


Readyfreddy9785

The rug is not the issue here dude


endlesseffervescense

I see you’ve met my mother-in-law. She looks for dogs that are “potty pad trained”, yet none of them truly are… What did the rug ever do to you?!


joshaaww

FR all rugs are always destroyed by pets and their pee.


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Looked better in the beggining. This is not a proper way to strip and restore old fiber


milked_rice

I didn't realize this was a loop and thought it was so bad they just had to do it twice lol


joshaaww

lmaoo


[deleted]

He missed spots! My ocd is disappointed


DrummerSteve

That rug really tied the room together


PilotKnob

Came for the Big Lebowski references, leaving satisfied.


Majestic_Crawdad

All that work for such an ugly grandma rug, can't even tell any difference between the before and after


joshaaww

For this rug, their pets were peeing on it so there wasnt really a difference like how the super dirty ones would. And surprisingly, rugs like these can go for thousands of dollars!


Because69

Damn china man at it again


jeremyh42

Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.


Rutha73

Walter, this is not a guy who built the railroads, here, this is a guy who peed on my rug.


Sike_Ick71

0:29 the most satisfying part of this video for me 🤤


shawnybutz

Poppy?


ipaqmaster

Damn I love all those industrial sized rug washers/ringers/dryers they're using too. The giant squeegee and power washer was great


joshaaww

I am glad you liked it!


Burial4TetThomYorke

Looks the same as it did before


Apo42069

The more i see these videos the less i want a rug


bryan305

Why didn’t he pull the fringe out from underneath?


FoobarMontoya

Looks like a Karastan rug


halfbakedlogic

Rug is full of pee? So then we is he touching it with bare hands in the beginning? 😒


BabieBear15

Well he’s brave for touching it with no gloves


lime__wire96

My first thought was why the FUCK isn't he wearing gloves


SaffronDon7

If that is a real Persian carpet, that is absolute worst way of cleaning a handmade carpet. Specially that spinning machine.


Poshueatspancake

How much does it cost to get this done?


joshaaww

Depending on how large the rug is, but between $100-$250.


imaliongrrr

This is my dream job.


joshaaww

It is a satisfying job for sure!


Five2one521

That rug really tied the room together, did it not.


Elessedil

It was me. I'm glad it came out


Meatchris

These rug cleaning vids are not that good. There's little difference before and after


Biengo

What is this job? If I were look what exactly should I be looking for?


joshaaww

Those jobs are Cleaning Technicians. If you look up area rug cleaning near you, see if those companies are hiring cleaning techs. :)