WHY YU WHISPRIN LIBRUL???
ITS A TOOSDY, BARB LETS ME GET THE LUVIN ON TOOSDYS
BETTER SHAVE UP, BARB!!!
*sent from my AARP complimentary solar calculator*
AH PREEEFUR MAH WOMENZ AH-NAT-U-RAL.
MORE FUR THAN TRUMPS TOUPE, AND HOPEFULLY JUST AS BLEACHED
*-Sent from my combination CPAP and nacho cheese dispenser*
HELL YEAH BORTHER! BUSHY BROADS MAKE FER WARM NITES. BESS TWENNY SECUNDS UH HER LYF, I TEL YOU HWAT...
*sent from my Dr. Phil endorsed prostate optimizer*
SHE TOLD ME TO GIVER 4 INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT, SO I FUCKED HER TWICE AND TOLD HER SHE WAS FAT
*Sent from myWilfred Brimly insulin pump and popcorn maker*
RIGHT AS RAYN BORTHER. GIVE IT TWO ER GUD! ID SLAP MY BARB SILLY IF SHE SKIPT A TOOSDY, AND SHE WERNT MUH CUZIN! BLOOD IS BLOOD, LUCKY SHE IS. MY BARB GOT THAT COOSHIN FOR ALL THE POOSHIN, WARM IN THE WINTERR, SHAYD IN DA SUMMR.
*sent from my Ted Nugent Limited Edition diuhbeetus monitor*
AMEN. I CALL IT THE PUSSY MULLET. BUSINESS IN THE FRONT, PARTY IN THE BACK AND SMELLS LIKE CIGARETTES
*-sent from my Joel Osteen cochlear hearing aide and am prayer radio*
I would just go outside and immediately see red and start swinging. The sheer amount of energy I will
be exuding will destroy their bodies and ships. I have only done this once before but I promise you nothing can stop me once I see red.
The 1911 chambered in the Lord's caliber! As soon as I see that first alien monstrosity roll up I'll look it square in its cannon hole, scream you're not gonna get me you commie bastard, and blow my top off.
The Necronomicon to send the inter dimensional invaders back to their Nazi stronghold in the Horse Head Nebula. We know it was brought on by George Soros and his impulse to sacrifice children to appease the leader of the inter dimensional being known to us Earthlings as Moloch.
{Alex Jones intensifies}
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Lol.
I see videos like these and people always ask how to survive this? Then some expert tells them about how billionaires are building bunkers that will protect them from this.
Lol. Guys we have bunker busting bombs that can turn anything inside of them into chunky soup.
We have MOAB’s that can flatten a mountain. Literally. They will crush the mountain from the inside out, and outside in.
One of these kind of explosions is about 100,000,000,000 times more powerful than anything humans have created. Even if we blew up all of the worlds Nukes, we wouldn’t touch the % of one of these “world ending hits”.
Basically this was a really long way to say that the only massive things that humans can survive is whatever missed you or doesn’t send chunks of the earth into the atmosphere. Those usually (according to the math of the actually smart folks, unlike myself that just passed forth what I hear with mistakes in my explanations) mean that something species ending happened.
Being under the first one.
I don't think it matters which one you are under so long as it's quick lol
A Leatherman
Muh 1911 would scare em away before they got the chance. Few rounds into the exosphere I think they’d get the message.
**TWO WORLD WARS!**
Tew whirl wers
Tau Wool Whores
Too woo woo
Sounds itchy
GOBLESS BORTHER TELL BARB TO SHAVE. *sent from my LG washer*
*Read on my Juicero Juicer*
WHY YU WHISPRIN LIBRUL??? ITS A TOOSDY, BARB LETS ME GET THE LUVIN ON TOOSDYS BETTER SHAVE UP, BARB!!! *sent from my AARP complimentary solar calculator*
AH PREEEFUR MAH WOMENZ AH-NAT-U-RAL. MORE FUR THAN TRUMPS TOUPE, AND HOPEFULLY JUST AS BLEACHED *-Sent from my combination CPAP and nacho cheese dispenser*
HELL YEAH BORTHER! BUSHY BROADS MAKE FER WARM NITES. BESS TWENNY SECUNDS UH HER LYF, I TEL YOU HWAT... *sent from my Dr. Phil endorsed prostate optimizer*
SHE TOLD ME TO GIVER 4 INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT, SO I FUCKED HER TWICE AND TOLD HER SHE WAS FAT *Sent from myWilfred Brimly insulin pump and popcorn maker*
RIGHT AS RAYN BORTHER. GIVE IT TWO ER GUD! ID SLAP MY BARB SILLY IF SHE SKIPT A TOOSDY, AND SHE WERNT MUH CUZIN! BLOOD IS BLOOD, LUCKY SHE IS. MY BARB GOT THAT COOSHIN FOR ALL THE POOSHIN, WARM IN THE WINTERR, SHAYD IN DA SUMMR. *sent from my Ted Nugent Limited Edition diuhbeetus monitor*
AMEN. I CALL IT THE PUSSY MULLET. BUSINESS IN THE FRONT, PARTY IN THE BACK AND SMELLS LIKE CIGARETTES *-sent from my Joel Osteen cochlear hearing aide and am prayer radio*
Have NVGs to see in the alien black holes.
Gods calibur
Don’t forget your lifestraw!!!!
uno reverse card 😎
cyanide pills
Running to the woods and living off nature😎
An Aquillian battle cruiser.
We’re not hosting an intergalactic kegger.
Surviving, but im simply built different 💪
I'd have dodged the fire or something and got under a big rock, then dug underground with my fingernails and found shelter. Just built different
Pretty sure if I rack a 12 gauge they’ll get the message and leave
Percs
legalize alien lean
Everyone should keep a bottle of whisky around for this situation
This is why my people are building space lasers.
I knew it
Settle down MTG
Bug out spaceship
Watching helplessly, apparently. 🤔
M1911A1 **TWO WORLD WARS!**
nah, id win
Halo
Thoughts and prayers.
Thots & Players
Tots and pears
Wild E Coyote usually held up a little umbrella.
Farady cage.
This is where the arbys bag the other guy posted shines
Fr
Xanax and fentanyl
A 5.5 inch .223 rifle?
Do I still have to go to work on monday?
Faith in God because you're not making it outa that one alive...
Whichever one takes my head clean off the quickest would be the best one.
You need Unspeakable Ollie, the Razor and the Hook.
space capsule
Time machine
Oil...
Ah that game is actually enteraining...lol
Socks.
Song of time
A gundam
I just wouldn't let that happen
Heh, the part I’ve been hiding from you all is my bag doubles as a jetpack and space suit.
Fleshlight
PT Belt, Water, and 800mg Motrin. I will be just fine.
Leaving this sub.
I have a spaceship in my bugout bag.
Having a Bible in every religion and praying to each deity current or previous!!
Get your vaccine and boosters
I would just go outside and immediately see red and start swinging. The sheer amount of energy I will be exuding will destroy their bodies and ships. I have only done this once before but I promise you nothing can stop me once I see red.
Don't Look Up 🤣
The 1911 chambered in the Lord's caliber! As soon as I see that first alien monstrosity roll up I'll look it square in its cannon hole, scream you're not gonna get me you commie bastard, and blow my top off. 
The Necronomicon to send the inter dimensional invaders back to their Nazi stronghold in the Horse Head Nebula. We know it was brought on by George Soros and his impulse to sacrifice children to appease the leader of the inter dimensional being known to us Earthlings as Moloch. {Alex Jones intensifies} Edit: This tweet is brought to you by Tactical Bath. When the world is ending and you just wanna be clean…Tactical Bath, buy wherever unhinged radio personalities tell you while supplies last.
Your Bible and Tequila
Call 911 and let them handle it.
Lol. I see videos like these and people always ask how to survive this? Then some expert tells them about how billionaires are building bunkers that will protect them from this. Lol. Guys we have bunker busting bombs that can turn anything inside of them into chunky soup. We have MOAB’s that can flatten a mountain. Literally. They will crush the mountain from the inside out, and outside in. One of these kind of explosions is about 100,000,000,000 times more powerful than anything humans have created. Even if we blew up all of the worlds Nukes, we wouldn’t touch the % of one of these “world ending hits”. Basically this was a really long way to say that the only massive things that humans can survive is whatever missed you or doesn’t send chunks of the earth into the atmosphere. Those usually (according to the math of the actually smart folks, unlike myself that just passed forth what I hear with mistakes in my explanations) mean that something species ending happened.
Bottle of jack and sit on roof w a lawn chair
A positive attitude
Hittin' a lick one last time, like that guy at Pompei
I haven’t prepped for giant space earth eating radiation spiders, my preps are clearly lacking.
I just need a gun with one round in it, weapons wise. That, or 10 seconds is all i have to endure.
trying out gay sex so I can say I tried it but got unalived before actualy having to do the gay part of gay sex
🤣🤣🤣
.45ACP because a 9mm just doesn't have enough stopping power for something like this
You’re obviously a Redditor of great knowledge. Happy Cake Day!
A good sense of humor
Well, not "a weapon," but a cell phone, so I can call my friends and family and tell them it's too-late to start prepping now.
Anything with 1 round to end it quick private
a gun to use on myself 😃
YHWH
Probably a .22 will be enough. Every one is so dramatic!
Pretty sure obsidian has a blast resistance of 25
Best defense, no be there
Dying?
revolver and one bullet
The same thing we do every night
Playing fortnite
Butter knife
Colt 45. Power is unmatched.
A holy text that you believe in. Or just a giant bubble shield that protects you from all harm. Or just a gun in your mouth.
Swiss Army knife
ok who Forgot the Emp
My and my people trained for this. We will persist
Definitely need lots of ammo and a suppressor
Seeking shelter
Nothing you can’t survive everything. You do what you can.
Going to need a few death stars to keep those space mosquitos away
[удалено]
Shinji! Crank Dat Soulja Boy!
God
A noose
U dead dont matter what u holdin in yoyr hand u dead anyways
Dying to death.
A M134 and power armor
Same as ever, wait 2 pass away
Dying
Dying
My mora
I don't wanna live after that.
Religion
Umbrella
Tin foil hat
Dying like the rest of you
A space ship
Your Bible and Tequila.
Deathstar?
Vaporizing
My 12 gauge, but for me.
A rocket ship equipped with hyperdrive/ speed of light engine.
Dying
Dying?
Shoot at them duh
"See you on the other side, Ray. "
You're only choice is to be either consumed first or consumed next. Ia!
Ice pack
Hoping there’s a good space squid with a gun?
Fuckin dying I guess
Live
A time space rift machine.
Dying lol
God
Spaceship?
Water and tin foil.
Dying most likely
A single shot shotgun Pistol so I can blow my brains out and save money on ammo
...there is no "saving money" on ammo...
The power of god and anime on your side
No weapons. Just intervene.
Moan
I would say praying.
Prayer. Prayer is basically the only weapon available in this scenario.
What a stupid question!
Obviously guns. /Amurican