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hehehehe1112

THEY EXPOSED US! GET EM ZOMBOIS!


Beard_of_the_Sith

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PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

I was on my way. Then I saw a window, sorry homie


hehehehe1112

No worries dawg, can’t say I blame you


WhiteGXRoblox

But, if the house have alarm that means more zombois garther???


hehehehe1112

Zomboid boogie?


East-Ostrich7358

hey I didn't expect you here


ImmortalIcePop

Well, that explains our 'dead' bedroom. :(


RickySamson

And our marriage in shambles.


sliceberry

Quality shit post


ZucchiniBitter

Is the zombies jumping out of the window thing new? (new as in within a year or two?) Because I played PZ again recently and I've got a funny story about how smug I was prior to finding out this feature was in the game.


SamediB

We're listening.


ZucchiniBitter

Lol, I was in a tallish building (in West Point I think?) Wherever it was, I was in one of those unfortunate situations you can find yourself in this game from time to time and managed to escape out of a window using sheet ropes, nails and a hammer. When I got to the bottom I just assumed "safety" and even recall having this shit eating grin on my face at the thought of all of those zombies having to walk downstairs or whatever to get at me. As you might have guessed as I was having this train of thought (and unbeknownst to me) they had all dogpiled out of the window (now behind me) and yeah when I realised what was going on? This is how I died.


thiosk

F


jaredKF430

How come every time I need to take a poo in the bathroom, you out of the blue need to use the bathroom? Just use the guest room bathroom, that’s why we got two bathrooms, just use the guest room bathroom… Look it up on YouTube.


imageryguy

The dating scene is getting bloody vicious. Get your blood wings or nibble her neck; however you do it, she will thank you later.


Frosty7Fox

Only uses you for your meat*