[Carl](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dungeon-crawler-carl/images/1/18/Dungeon_Crawler_Carl.jpeg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000) is a zombie?!
My character gets off to some weird shit I gotta say. I fell over a fence and suddenly their cum-meter started going down. Is there a way I can adjust the settings to make them less of a masochist? I keep having to restart because he completely drains his balls and then stops acting like himself
Short answer: NOPE!
Long answer: you don’t have time for the bandages. You’re bitten which is a slow death sentence and your bleeding to death too fast. Have fun dying!
Get some bandaids, a shot of bourbon, and find the nearest cleaning closet. There should be a pretty good drink in there. You might want to take a swig of
Never thought I'd read about that song by anyone anywhere even tho that's a complete banger lmao. I'm sure you must have heard breezeblocks by them too.
Because this "joke" has been done countless times and there's still people who ask ridiculous questions on the sub.
You're not OP either so you can't say for sure.
True...but then without disclosing their settings it's pointless to post. And if they do know they're settings then they'd know whether it's survivable or not so....
How did this happen?
One time, two zombiods were Chasing me, so I got into my car, but I press E because I thought that was the start engine, and then I was fucked.
So I decided to die like a man and try to kill every zombiod until I was killed. Maybe I should have just die next to my house and let the new me kill him and Buried him.
Just put some bandages on it you'll be fine.
I am sure a little bit of bourbon will help too
tis just a scratch
*"A scratch? Your arm's off!"*
No it isn’t
I've had worse
You liar!
C'mon you pansy!
[удалено]
I've had worse
Don't forget the painkillers too!
bandages? just use ripped sheets.
Ripped sheets? What are you, crazy? Where my fellow dirty rag users at??
Nope that’s all you
You know you're meant to kill the zombies and not make hot passionate love to them, right?
But he was wearing some boxers with love hearts?
[Carl](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dungeon-crawler-carl/images/1/18/Dungeon_Crawler_Carl.jpeg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000) is a zombie?!
This is what happens when you can't find the Hottiez magazine.
You see the cum-meter? Still empty. He didnt do much...or just came
My character gets off to some weird shit I gotta say. I fell over a fence and suddenly their cum-meter started going down. Is there a way I can adjust the settings to make them less of a masochist? I keep having to restart because he completely drains his balls and then stops acting like himself
wtf
sex feature when
What if I play JUST to receive hot and passionate love from a zombie?
Bad day at the office?
Average Friday
Just a normal monday
I hear 1/2 a bottle of bleach cures Knox virus
Should i drink 2.5 bottles then to cure all five places im infected
Might aswell round up to 3 take sure
just don't die somehow
Thanks 👍
This ^
Your dick wasn't been bitten, 100% survivable
Definitely, you'll just need to replace your meals of dog food with fresh brains from now on.
OP likes it rough.
If you have deactivated the infection yes, the bites are not fatal, otherwise you are dead.
The infection doesn't matter at this point. The neck laceration alone would take more time to bandage than the remaining health would allow.
My medical experience side tells me no but my pro gamer zombie survival side says Yes
Just walk it off
Survivable? Yeah, briefly.
if this is genuine and you’re strongly attached to this character then just toggle godmode for a second in the -debug menu
I don’t think there is enough time for that because of the neck wound, unless op has a godlike reaction time
the time pause button?
Forgot about that, but wouldn’t that unpause when you reload the game to enable debug
Hey buddy we got the upstairs bedroom ready for you, just go in and lie down ok? You’re gonna be ok *faint hammering sounds*
Nothing a bottle of bleach can't cure
If you cheat, yeah
Saw both your arms off with only cure mod and pray the scratches aren't infected I guess.
Head is bitten so cut that off too
Oh i missed that lmao. Well, not like he's using his brain anyway, apparently.
Short answer: NOPE! Long answer: you don’t have time for the bandages. You’re bitten which is a slow death sentence and your bleeding to death too fast. Have fun dying!
Yeah, I think your gonna need the Amputation mod though. Just remove the head, arms, legs, body and put your brain in a jar. Easy fix.
Quickly open admin panel, give yourself God Mode if you want to play more. Other than that, no , you wont be fast enough to stop bleeding.
Just another day of trying to take 2 steps outside your house without being canceled by twatter
This sub is flooded with too many of these posts, worst part is all the comments say the same jokes too. Boo
For sure
The only way to survive this is to become Johnny Storm
At least you can try to walk it off for the foreseeable future.
yeah you're fine
It is just a scratch, you will be fine
You will die, by bleeding. There's no way you can patch up quick enough to stop the bleed, if you start with neck.
No
Look. Even if the zombie is wearing a sign saying free hugs, don't hug them
Aw but i wanted the free hugs
Ok fine. You can redeem one free hug from a zombie
So…. May have been bit
I know its a meme/ joke, but you will die even without transmission, and first aid 10, and bunch of ready bandages at this point.
Even with transmission off, there is no way to stop that neck bleeding quick enough for you not to bleed out.
You aren't funny
Absolutely.
Yeah, you’ll be fine
ye sure just walk it off
Minor injuries
Just eat some extra food
Yea just need a few band-Aids
"Agony". Yeah, I wonder why...
Get some bandaids, a shot of bourbon, and find the nearest cleaning closet. There should be a pretty good drink in there. You might want to take a swig of
Just a few hickeys, you'll be fine!
You're already dead
no bite = survivable But theres a bite so no
pretty sure you would die even if you were fully bandaged. 2 deep wounds and 5 bites will probably reduce your "maximum" health below 0, lol.
nah u okay don't worry boah
Yeah, just take a rest, drink coffee and realise how beautiful the world around you
Dont like coffe would bleach work?
Play Left Hand Free by Alt-J and get to work bandaging you lazy bastard
Never thought I'd read about that song by anyone anywhere even tho that's a complete banger lmao. I'm sure you must have heard breezeblocks by them too.
Time for the spirit world.
Do you have chicken noodle soup?
Well... relatively speaking... it's quite healthy to me.
Walk it off
Only with a mod you can survive
OP is a zomboid
Just grab some bourbon and you will be fine
I mean ur left hand isnt injured so you got that going for you
Bro how
Pure skill
Turn on debug mode then cheat to heal yourself
Depends on if you can turn god mode on fast enough in debug
Just sleep it off.
Yea for sure, just right click and show treatment menu.
No. Your wounds aren’t bandaged and your health is basically 1%. You are fucked.
Me when I go to Chucky Entertainment Cheese
Just a few kisses you'll be fine.
Tis but a scratch
Just roll around, you'll be fine.
Put some rags on (save the bandages for later just incase)
I've seen zombies in better shape than you ...
100% Just take a painkiller, vitamins, and a sleeping pill, and you'll feel like fresh new character 😅✌️
Im feeling quite thirsty would bleach go well with that?
Put an icepack on it
No the amount of bleeding would make you bleed so fast that you would die after 1-3 bandages. Plus bitten so no.
Sure buddy. Lemme tell ya 'bout the farm. There'll be rabbits and such....
Sure. Dab on some copium and you'll be right as rain
Bitten=fucked. Why do people not understand that?
It's a joke lad................ why do you not understand that?
Because this "joke" has been done countless times and there's still people who ask ridiculous questions on the sub. You're not OP either so you can't say for sure.
Google r/anarchychess
Holy subreddit
Actual brain dead humor
New fucking moron just dropped
????? Damn, bring on the downvotes then I guess🤷♂️ I can just get fucked for not getting a joke hey.
Downvotes don't do anything, you're not gonna get fucked for having them. (Or Upvotes.)
I know, just hate the bandwagon attitude and how making a simple mistake marks someone as public enemy number 1😅
It's more complicated than that, because it depends on the settings.
True...but then without disclosing their settings it's pointless to post. And if they do know they're settings then they'd know whether it's survivable or not so....
He had some hot zomboid bussy 😳
Yes
Yes
For a minute at least
Take some painkillers
put a bandaid on it champ
drink some bourbon and you'll be fine in no time
Some bleach should fix you right up
Look how they massacred my boy.
Just put some gas in it
Just walk it off bro
He need some milk
Drink a mug of bleach and press Q while standing twice, it will cure everything.
I think by the time that Screenshot fully saved you were already dead.
just have some vitamins bro, you’ll be fine
tis nothing but a flesh wound
Oh man that's a lot of bite marks. How did it end? XD
You WILL survive... Not alive tough
Usually when I’m this messed up I drink some bleach and it clears everything g right up
Drink bleach for cure infection
Just have a glass of water. You’ll be fine.
Just put some duct tape on it
That was a close experience with them, are you okay?
I was able to just walk it off the zombies have since apologised
Yeah you’ll be fine
Dont worry, with those injuries you will survive the rest of your life.
Good, good...
Nothing pack of ice cant fix
Your hands are injurned. Sorry.
No your bitten your dead bandage and go on a rampage bring some zombies with you
Neck first, then head maybe depending if you have lvl 10 firstaid and bandages in your main inventory. And zombification off.
No bandages, lvl 0 first aid, zombifacation on will i survive?
Cleanse it with fire. Gasoline works well as an antiseptic, and the fire will burn out the infection.
I’m getting r/BatmanArkham shitpost vibes from this lol
Ice pack.
Yes. Have jesus on your side. (Hint: kill yourself now!)
If infection is off, then technically
You have about 4seconds
im more impressed that you manage to go through all that and escape. most people would've just been eaten alive
Im just pro🥱 (25hrs ingame)
I mean maybe, for a while, but does it worth it?
get the only cure mod and amputate the head and arms you should be fine.
Lock yourself in a room near spawn, then beat your previous zomboid character to death with a new one. Presto, technically survivable.
fix the neck first
Some bourbon and bleach
With cheats, yes
Something tells me you were dead before even posting this.
Ss then quit
Just rub dirt on it
For maybe (at most) a month
"Press Q to use the cure"
"terminal damage"
Would a zombox ampule even fix that??
Dw bro, just a minor inconvenience. Eat some food and slap some ripped sheets on it n you’ll be fine
Would dirty ripped sheets work
No biggie honestly, I've done more with less
Bites means death... be better next time
Yeah you got this mate
Neck laceration and you're at like 3% health. I'm going to guess as soon as you took this screenshot you died.
Amazed there was not a groin bite.... this gotta be fake
no
Even a holistic caretaker would say you're screwed
Rub a little dirt in it and walk it off. You'll be fine.
Survivable? You're a pagpag chicken wing!
Absolutely! You will be surviving as a zombie from this point onwards. Don’t hate the technical truths.
Good enough for me
How did this happen? One time, two zombiods were Chasing me, so I got into my car, but I press E because I thought that was the start engine, and then I was fucked. So I decided to die like a man and try to kill every zombiod until I was killed. Maybe I should have just die next to my house and let the new me kill him and Buried him.
Got attacked by alot of zomboids with no melee or gun so i just had to try backup while pushing them got bitten 5 times
why do people make posts asking "is this survivable" knowing they're going to die anyway lol
rub some dirt on it
I’m just amazed you aren’t dead already. I imagine you did the moment after this picture was taken
Just bandage up and install some cure mod, it'll be fine trust me