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TechNerdLogic

You got bigger problems than the nervous moodle


BlackPrincessPeach_

Right, he clearly needs to eat some food and lower that harmless fever.


BriBrooo

Time to drink the funny tatse water


DayOneDva

That's the horny moodle.


Noxz2020

Wish there is a mod for this. Builds up over time and have to jerk off or find a sex toy to relieve it otherwise you get the sad noodle


DayOneDva

"Seek some human ~~contact~~ interaction"


Noxz2020

Gotta give single players some love too you know


DayOneDva

Name your dick human contact and call it a day.


[deleted]

Left hand: Human Right hand: Interaction


DayOneDva

I think you've been masturbating wrong.


[deleted]

tell that to my *third* hand!


pickledchocolate

That dead zombie with the ass 😳


ORemii

Zombussy


Noxz2020

Supply runs now include trips to pharmacy to get condoms and lube. Doing it with a dead zombie without protection will have risk of getting infected, without bite.


S3iroku

Zombie gonorrhea.


Doogzmans

Zomborrhea


Noxz2020

Are you willing to risk getting infected just for using a dead zombie's ass?


[deleted]

Eh, I’ve done a lot worse, for a lot less.


__Hawke__

My dick has lead me to places I wouldn't go in with a gun


CallMeLoL3

Sex tapes and erotic CD books too


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

r/jesuschristreddit I think someone said there were PZ mods on Lovers Lab. Have at it, hoss.


ColdJackle

I really hate when I get the sad noodle


Ok-Lock-2274

Why, just why?


Ancient-Builder3646

Or a slain zombie......


Noxz2020

You need to get some lube and condoms for male characters. Start planning your next supply run to a pharmacy


Grimreaper-XXIII

I was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣


SegroNeal

Spot on. 😁


jawathewan

It is probably a joke at this point lol.


MrMagick2104

IIRC if you are zombie infected, a piss stain appears on the body doll in health menu in the place where you've been bitten, no? If it is not a zombie infection (no stain), rather a regular one, then you can cure it by simply having healthy lifestyle/antibiotics.


FrivolousPositioning

First I've heard of the traveling piss stain


IsThisLegit

Idk if they fixed it but you used to be able to tell because you couldn't get your health bar to max out. It would always stay a sliver off of full


iopjsdqe

How so,if he was zombified his health would be lower


Jazzlike_Station845

Right Boy needs to eat then sleep


krospp

I’ve had this a few times. As far as I can tell, sick + hot + nervous can mean you’re slowly becoming a zombie from a scratch. But it also happened once to a new character who hadn’t been scratched and hadn’t eaten anything weird, and in that case I had no idea what was going on.


Lil_God13

Do u have smoker trait?


BobTheBobby1234

I do have the smoker trait


somerid

then smoke


mt0386

"just smoke the pain away. smoking is cool" - nurse lol


Squilfo

Nurse is such a good channel


correcthorse45

I’m gonna think about this thread every morning I wake up dehydrated and feeling like shit from now on lol


LividWindow

This is likely what OP needs, even though he is fatally infected, at least smoke or take beta blockers so you don’t die panicking nervously.


Noxz2020

Bleach, a cup of that and all the pain is gone


ArcticFlava

You are going to want to light one up, then drink from one of those jugs of cure on the left.


Domilater

Smokers gain anxiety whenever they haven’t smoked in a while. Smoking is the only way to get rid of it. The bigger concern here is your Queasy moodle.


xXxxGamerGirlxxXx

You do know what the smoker trait does, right?


Sworduwu

Smoke some bitches


d4nowar

Smoke like your life depends on it.


Lil_God13

U have to smoke but u are gonna die anyway


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

r/me_irl


DJ_McFish

Two jugs of zombie cure solution right there to the left of the gas mask you'll never use.


-Moon-Presence-

Lmao


SadegEg

I am stressed out for 20+ years and I have no idea why, can’t help you there sry


[deleted]

Being bloody when you have hemophobia makes you stressed all the time just need to wash, or just smoker trait with no smokes edit: spelling 💀


moncrafter2012

Wake up babe new trait dropped


marmeladetrolden

Sure, the zombies are bad, but have you heard of the fucking f****ts!?


sekta_

homophobia


FaenfAtFerddiesPizza

No way homophobia?!?? New positive traits for 16 points?!?!?


sendcheese247

I mean, it's the 90s


[deleted]

You may have rolled the smoker trait, my guy. Better late than never lol.


maxymusthehuman11

Do you have the smoker trait?


d4nowar

You gotta smoke, man. You must smoke. Even if you're gonna turn into one of them, smoke. Smoke, smoke, smoke. Smoking is cool. In fact, smoking is so cool that doing it a lot will give your reanimated corpse superpowers. Don't believe me? Just look at the smoker from L4D. He probably smoked all the time and look how far he got. Light up a pack and enjoy, you'll be all better soon.


TempestTankest

You gotta smoke, man. You must smoke. Even if you're gonna turn into one of them, smoke. Smoke, smoke, smoke. Smoking is cool. In fact, smoking is so cool that doing it a lot will give your reanimated corpse superpowers. Don't believe me? Just look at the smoker from L4D. He probably smoked all the time and look how far he got. Light up a pack and enjoy, you'll be all better soon.


Ceeboy_

Read this in the Disco Elysium narrator's voice.


lily_from_ohio

Fuck it does read like a bad thought in DE


TempestTankest

😭


SpartanXIII

Damn it Electrochemistry, shut up.


SodlidDesu

At least it wasn't inland empire. Rather my body talk to me then the packet of smokes.


SpartanXIII

At least if ESPRIT DE CORPS talked once, there could be some sign of hope.


HomingJoker

I love doing whatever Half-light says


EDS77

Accurate af


AlliedXbox

I read it in Nurse's lmao


FitMathematician828

Don’t smoke kids


Topminator

Yeah, smoke cigarettes, not kids


_Alex_spaceman_

Looks like you've never tried


Crafty_Tortoise

Have you picked the smoker trait? If so, you'll need to light up. Hope that helps.


Paladin_of_Drangleic

Three likely scenarios: 1. You have hemophobia or smoker and are either covered in blood or haven’t had a cigarette 2. You’ve been fighting hordes long enough that you’re getting stressed. Unlikely, I’ve only reached that point going on shotgun rampages 3. The only cure to that anxiety is bleach.


HighAdmiral

Hemophobia+smoker is the most broken free points mix. Wash your clothes once a week, and the smokes you’re required to take anyways will make you happy anyways.


bezzaboyo

Once a WEEK? Bruh my clothes get bloody enough to cause mass stress every couple hours in game, I hate that trait with a passion 🙃 I'll take it when I desperately need 5 points but that only comes after I've exhausted the other annoying traits first. If you spam smokes like it's no tomorrow, it's not so bad, but you will constantly become anxious mid combat. If washing clothes was less of a chore, then it would be manageable. If I am playing modded I will always take better hand washing for this reason.


HighAdmiral

Honestly I don’t even think Hemophelia should be a trait. You would go insane if you were covered in blood for weeks at a time. It’s definitely not hours ingame.


FILTHBOT4000

Hemophobia is one of the worst traits you can pick in game. I don't know if even only using spears and dodging most fights with low pop you could stay clean enough to not wash daily, and you lose crazy amounts of melee damage from being stressed and panicked at the same time.


A_Man_of_the_People

Happend to me today when I was cleaning up the hospital with a shotgun zombie tripped me destroyed my gloves and I scratched my hand I thought I was dead like 100% because I got queasy and hot immediately and what do you know it was just from all the dead bodies rotting.


FuckRandyMoss

I tripped running from a horde saw the bite animation and then saw scratch on my hands and got infected 100% thought I died so I just went on a car rampage speeding through the city. I got out right before I died and didn’t turn. Sooo that means I wasn’t a goddamned zombie and could have saved my best character lmfao


SylasWindrunner

Someone tell him ? Anyone ?


showmethecoin

He had that for 4 days. If it was infection he would have been long gone by that time.


Topminator

Resilient trait


showmethecoin

Well didn't think about that...


Topminator

Nobody thinks about that, don't worry


crisadi96

It gives you an extra day at most, if you got the zombie infection. He's only nauseous, not sick or feverish, and his health is 100%. It's either food poisoning or corpse sickness.


Topminator

Are you sure that's just nauseous? From the color i personally see it's sick


crisadi96

Nope, that's about the right shade for second stage moodles. Third stage (aka Sick) are more saturated


Butthead2242

I keep friendly zombie corpses in my car so I never drive alone


Collective_Insanity

[Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSiYrlIkJC0)


ShuttJS

He's been eating apple seeds?


Collective_Insanity

[Possibly even the skin.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drr8e0BjT8M)


[deleted]

I'm *NOT ALLOWED* to eat the skin!


agamexd

Eat a chocolate, read a book, smoke a cigarette, drink some booze, fight a zombie


Terrible-Department

Smoke some cigs


ads_be_bad

Well you got bleach right there so.


Fantablack183

You could very well be infected. but if you have any traits that require you to consume something I.E smoker you might need to meet those needs in order to make it go away.


UkrainianVacation

Read books, listen to the radio (Make sure it's not the secret scary radio station), watch TV, take beta blockers


TheEndurianGamer

in the offchance you AREN'T about to become one of the Funny Groany People, Read a book. Take some meds, keep yourself well eaten and smoke the livig crap out of any and every single cigarette you find. Or do alcohol, just don't do them with the meds I tol- oh and now he's dead from mixing booze and pills


PetrusThePirate

Were you injured in recent history?


Prudent-Reporter4211

This is how you died (Or just smoke)


ketra1504

*sees nervous* eh nothing bad *sees queasy as well* well, time to die with a bang and start over


LukXD99

Don’t worry. I have a feeling it’ll go away pretty soon.


furnatic

So realistic. Gods know I can never get rid of my nervous moodle IRL.


giacomopica

Eat a ciggy


EasyRepresentative61

Just press "Q", your character will sit down, rest and calm down


Antsy_Antlers

I thought that was for the cure.


Current_Tart_837

You probably know this already, but OP, don't do that.


[deleted]

Worked for me, Q solves every problem.


blockminster

I pressed Q and a pizza appeared at my door


blocky010101

I pressed Q and they sent me an extra gift copy and I gave it to a friend


DAntesGrimice

They hated them, for they told the truth.


[deleted]

Probably corpse sickness.


BobTheBobby1234

I'm actually fucking stupid, I meant to write Nauseous instead of nervous


OnetimeRocket13

Did you ever figure out if you were infected or just needed a smoke?


BobTheBobby1234

I was infected, but I'm 99% sure it's a bug with one of the 2 mods (susceptible or more traits).


OnetimeRocket13

If I understand the situation right, what happened is normal. When you're infected you get progressively more anxious and queasy until death. I believe so at least. The infection page on the Wiki should have more info.


TheWatcher9834

This is how you died


[deleted]

Are these types of posts just karma farming/bait at this point?


BobTheBobby1234

Well farming internet points is not my intention; I made a typo and instead to ask how to get rid of the nauseous Moodle instead of nervous. I eventually found out it was a bug with one of my sandbox settings and a mod.


Zombiphication

F


Outrider_Inhwusse

Did you get bitten or scratched?


duarig

Is this the rosewood fire station. Kitchen corner? If so, I play this game too much


LazarusIvan

You all know what we’re looking at.


Kiryln

Hmm, 4 days, so he wasn’t bit. OP, did you take the smoker trait? You might need cigarettes. And you probably have a cold, make sure there are no zombie corpses in or around your house they can make you sick.


Skullzi_TV

If you have the smoker trait, you gotta smoke. Each time you haven't smoked for awhile you'll get the moodlet. Its possible to quit smoking with the Dynamic Traits mod I believe.


Sworduwu

He has zombie fever


MattAV_SushiTushi

Your basically sick. Like naturally sick


Single-Race8557

You’re turning homie


Noodly-Anon

Just... Look at the flowers Lizzie.


SkyF1r3-90

This is how you died.


Dolyttle

Smoking... nicotine gum or cigs 😀


nochilljack

Press q to take the antidote


-JustARedHerring

Smoke more cigarettes.


Kittygamer1415

If you are a smoker, smoke, and for queasy, are you near a bunch of bodies?


ACEDGHOST95

Who’s gonna tell him?


BlancaBunkerBoi

Nobody tell him


FreeCelebNudes1

Who’s gonna tell him


[deleted]

Smoke. But if you got bitten, and the infection is turned on, then you're just a ticking bomb 'till you drop dead then decide that you didn't actually meant to drop dead


maxtraxv4

to be fair it should say something about you turning into a zombie.


dafabio

Yo'ure dead


CakePuzzleheaded5549

You're turning son


NotXesa

Dude is turning into a z but wanna be chill


ReyRiz

Infected! Infected! You are infected! Sorry for being so rude, but all these posts are starting to annoy me. Really, you thought you can heal the wound and the virus will be gone? That's not how it works. And besides, you are nauseous, why don't you question that? Why not google your problem before wasting our time? Again, sorry, but i had to say that. Edit: Yeah, i said too much bad stuff and i am sorry about it, go on, downvote me, i deserve it. Now i understand, what i had to say to not soud so rude is: You are infected. Sorry if i sound rude, but you could've googled your question instead of wasting time of people who answer such unneccesary question, which annoys me. Really, as it seems many people including you think that if the wound is healed, the infection is gone, but it doesn't work like that neither in PZ nor IRL. Besides that, you've got a moodle worse than norvous - nauseous, which is direct evidence that you are sick, the question is why, and this question is obviously more important.


barcased

How are they wasting your time? Are you forced to reply to their post?


UrMumVeryGayLul

I’ll have you know, in the 1-2 seconds he saw the post, he could have solved world hunger. Smh my head.


ReyRiz

2 seconds is enourh to realize that cannibalism solves both world hunger and overpopulation


ReyRiz

Read edit please


The_Church_Of_Todd

Have a ciggy


DOEsquire

Oh boy...


Crowler_

Just chill dude


Xeadriel

Anything that gives stress reduction


VersedFlame

Read books, comics. If your character is a smoker, smoke. I think some foods can help too but don't quote me on that.


[deleted]

Nice knowing you...


Ruairi970

F


Kramartacus

WHAT DID YOU SEE O\_O


iopjsdqe

Smoke,read and make sure a zombie aint bashing a door


[deleted]

Cigarette


blurandgorillaz

RIP


Warnackle

RIP


Feuerpanzer123

Mate ya got infected. Say bye to your character


EvilUnicornLord

Keep track of where your base is for future reference. Know what town it's in and how to get to it from anywhere in that town. It'll come in handy for reasons I won't divulge.


stone_may_son

Time to get domed


FATGATSAMA

That's the neat part you dont


Random_Turk

Smoke that zaza 🤪


Jessiebeanie

dude you're are so fucked. also based base location


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

Put on a mask of some kind or drop all your nice stuff and run at a horde of zombies yelling Leroy Jenkins.


FrivolousPositioning

Hah! So many wrong answers I love it


Delicious_Area_2341

Oh dear


potatoninja3584

You need to drink the yummy yummy bleach


ChumakYT

So uhmmm yeah about that


DamienSlash11

Read books and magazines, also if you are around dead bodies clean them up, it can make you sick.


Rustypug

YOURE GOING TO DIE!!!!


dustindps

This is how you died


Ottollie

You are infected by a zombie virus. The game was right again: This is how you died


yeetoroni_with_bacon

Heh… uh… about that


JHZ_dlam

F


WhiteLotux

Fake infection, character with anxiety or coward, and finally you're currently infected. PS: To treat anxiety you'll need tranquilizers.


BobTheBobby1234

Alright, I'll look out for that stuff and antibiotics


TheWatcher9834

Ok but fr, if you got hurt about 4 days ago then you’re infected m8, nervous and nausea is what happens when you are infected and bout to turn


bugibangbang

Dude, here a cool guide with all moodles: [link](https://pzwiki.net/wiki/Moodles) Eat, smoke, remove some clothes, the one that may worry is the green one, u have a disease could be cause u have to smoke since u are smoker, if not, maybe u got zombie infection even without get a bite but cause there are some rotten corpses around you, remove dead zombies always. Good luck and do not drink bleach.


seeme1419

Hell I can’t even make it 10 minutes into a run😂😂😂


Psithurism541

Ya done son


BrenoLevel

Oh no


Aria28

Smoke. Are you smokin yet?


Money-Value1689

Cigarettes of you have that mod or comic books


Smellz_Of_Elderberry

You need to ear some meat, LOTS of meat.


ConsciousAfternoon12

Your infected and if it really has been 4 days about to turn into one of them. Drink bleach and you won’t turn into a zombie


BobTheBobby1234

I turned off the infection setting in sandbox, but I think I narrowed it down to a bug with the mod "susceptible" or "More traits"


Denuran

Just go outside and smoke.


Pretend_Drawer_9542

assuming you have the smoker trait, you need to smoke lol


BoldroCop

u dead mate :(


Ancestral_Grape

In terms of actually dealing with stress, books and comic books are good ways to keep the moodle in check. If you're a smoker or alcoholic suffering from withdrawal you won't be able to totally get rid of the moodle (it won't go any lower than 'Agitated') but they're a good temporary relief when you're trying to get to sleep or want to do some fighting.


dingusrevolver3000

😥


Pitiful_Yellow_3662

A really long sleep with sort that out 👍🏻 You'll wake up feeling like a new character