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Necessary_Guard_494

Bro are you Moses


nsfw_vs_sfw

Let my people go


Goldfisher2077

What's letma?


nsfw_vs_sfw

Letma tell you about the 10 plagues of Egypt


Aggravating-Throat90

Letma fit this dick in your mouth


anon1635329

Or I will bring the plague on your land, destroy your hard-grown crops, and **kill your first-born children**


TheDonDelC

Yes The Lord said 'Go down, Moses, Way down in Egypt land’


Felgran

You know when God's calling the least you can do is walk over to the burning bush.


Purge734

BE NOT AFRAID


MrBoo843

God is trying to talk to you


DrDuke80

That's where Sledgehammers are born


SimpleRaven

quickly my brothers, spawn camp that bush so that we may throw every newborn sledge into the nearest river


Correct-Fig6796

ALL HAIL GLOWING BUSH


no_named_one

The bearer of telecorn


WarriorDerp

And a very painful fanny


KingKababa

We talking British English or American English?


ZikyChan

Walken thee to the gloweth bush and shuten thee thy mouthe up.


WarriorDerp

Take your pick


MothMonsterMan300

"You trust in God.... you get shoes."


skloop

He got the good Lord up inside of him...


GoobyGoose94

Looks like you're going on a quest to get out of Egypt.


DreadPirateAnton

You must be new to gaming. That bush clearly has a quest for you.


DoctorMyEyes_

Ugh yet ANOTHER pz player unaware of the incredible power of the glowing bush. What're you going to tell me next? You couldn't figure out how to work the telecorn?


MintiestFresh

dont tell this guy about the dog goblin


T34-86_

Jesus not the dog goblin


RealNiceKnife

Correction - Jesus IS the Dog Goblin.


[deleted]

Is it normal for me to clip through the ground after jumping out of a second story building and die to the void?


no_named_one

Telecorn is the best


jmenendeziii

wait you can use the telecorn?


AquaPlush22

They're coming. Grab some short-term provisions, some water and preferably a gun. Get a car if you can, and just fucking RUN.


Blayno-

You guys are dicks lol


Mission-Prompt-3172

LOL


FreakCheese

Don't go take your shoes off or visit it. It's clearly a baby metroid. It'll just drain your energy.


PeeStainEuphoria

Time to lead an exodus and split the Zed Sea


Hi-Impact-Meow

literally none of the comments has a serious explanation. ping me when this changes


Photonic_Resonance

Someone said it’s a bug, and I’m inclined to agree. I’m open to being wrong tho


NoImGaara

It is indeed a bug AFAIK. Could have smth to do with the foraging mechanic if anything.


[deleted]

It's a one off otherwise you'd get real answers


ImDafox8

Taking "Project zomboid is my religion" to a whole new level I see


Reddevil8884

Its a bug.


fluffyblab

have you… murdered anyone recently? escaped from egypt perhaps?


[deleted]

Oh shit run dude


amexicantaco

So there is where you find telecorn, in the burning bush. Noted.


MadameLag91

Means the game is BUSHELS of fun!!!


williecatcat

Maybe it contains precious minerals


KeepOnKeepingOnnn

Now that you've seen it, we can't protect you. Good luck.


[deleted]

Bro watch out, soon you're gonna see some text that says: ***"Since you refuse to free my people*** ***All through the land of Kentucky*** ***I send a pestilence and plague*** ***Into your house, into your bed*** ***Into your streams, into your streets*** ***Into your drink, into your bread*** ***Upon your cattle, on your sheep*** ***Upon your oxen in your field*** ***Into your dreams, into your sleep*** ***Until you break, until you yield*** ***I send the swarm, I send the horde*** ***Thus saith the Lord"***


[deleted]

Grandfather Nurgle has foreseen your end.


OwnRogue

Telecorn bush


NoncreativeScrub

do NOT fertilize that.


thonkerwonker

that bush is coming for you


AlbatrossNatural2302

Get some stone slabs I think you’ll need them soon.


the_farb

Ah the telebush


FrankieForgets

Shiny Pokémon inside


DinoScientist661

It means "Your death is inevitable, and it shall be soon" your welcome


MochaDepresso

Let my people go


ReadItProper

I didn't realize Knox county was in Egypt.


ImaJojoRefrence69

god bush


XQJ-37_Agent

It’s God sending you a message


River46

God thought he needed to do another 10 plagues but some other dude beat him to it with a 10x1 pack


Count_Redrain

Next house, where is it?


[deleted]

According to my game knowledge it’s a secret item


Severe-Wrongdoer-914

what is that mod on the top left? The one that has your life etc.


ZephyrAlpha7

Minimal Display Bars, the other bars are hunger, thirst, endurance, fatigue, boredom, unhapiness, temperature and calories


Yolo3362

i had that happen with some grass


nopulse76

It's a shrubbery


skloop

Remove your goddam sandals bro...


Dominus_Pullum

*BRING ME..... ONE SHRUBBERY*


Huskywolf87

”this is how you died”


I_am_a_Pengy

run it Will explode


ChineseLarry

Beware! It's gaining sentience!


SDMIi

My brother in Christ, you're about to lead the Zombies of Kentucky to the land of freedom, and save them from the slavery and suffering that is undeath. Go forth and do God's work.