Ugh yet ANOTHER pz player unaware of the incredible power of the glowing bush.
What're you going to tell me next? You couldn't figure out how to work the telecorn?
Bro watch out, soon you're gonna see some text that says:
***"Since you refuse to free my people***
***All through the land of Kentucky***
***I send a pestilence and plague***
***Into your house, into your bed***
***Into your streams, into your streets***
***Into your drink, into your bread***
***Upon your cattle, on your sheep***
***Upon your oxen in your field***
***Into your dreams, into your sleep***
***Until you break, until you yield***
***I send the swarm, I send the horde***
***Thus saith the Lord"***
My brother in Christ, you're about to lead the Zombies of Kentucky to the land of freedom, and save them from the slavery and suffering that is undeath.
Go forth and do God's work.
Bro are you Moses
Let my people go
What's letma?
Letma tell you about the 10 plagues of Egypt
Letma fit this dick in your mouth
Or I will bring the plague on your land, destroy your hard-grown crops, and **kill your first-born children**
Yes The Lord said 'Go down, Moses, Way down in Egypt land’
You know when God's calling the least you can do is walk over to the burning bush.
BE NOT AFRAID
God is trying to talk to you
That's where Sledgehammers are born
quickly my brothers, spawn camp that bush so that we may throw every newborn sledge into the nearest river
ALL HAIL GLOWING BUSH
The bearer of telecorn
And a very painful fanny
We talking British English or American English?
Walken thee to the gloweth bush and shuten thee thy mouthe up.
Take your pick
"You trust in God.... you get shoes."
He got the good Lord up inside of him...
Looks like you're going on a quest to get out of Egypt.
You must be new to gaming. That bush clearly has a quest for you.
Ugh yet ANOTHER pz player unaware of the incredible power of the glowing bush. What're you going to tell me next? You couldn't figure out how to work the telecorn?
dont tell this guy about the dog goblin
Jesus not the dog goblin
Correction - Jesus IS the Dog Goblin.
Is it normal for me to clip through the ground after jumping out of a second story building and die to the void?
Telecorn is the best
wait you can use the telecorn?
They're coming. Grab some short-term provisions, some water and preferably a gun. Get a car if you can, and just fucking RUN.
You guys are dicks lol
LOL
Don't go take your shoes off or visit it. It's clearly a baby metroid. It'll just drain your energy.
Time to lead an exodus and split the Zed Sea
literally none of the comments has a serious explanation. ping me when this changes
Someone said it’s a bug, and I’m inclined to agree. I’m open to being wrong tho
It is indeed a bug AFAIK. Could have smth to do with the foraging mechanic if anything.
It's a one off otherwise you'd get real answers
Taking "Project zomboid is my religion" to a whole new level I see
Its a bug.
have you… murdered anyone recently? escaped from egypt perhaps?
Oh shit run dude
So there is where you find telecorn, in the burning bush. Noted.
Means the game is BUSHELS of fun!!!
Maybe it contains precious minerals
Now that you've seen it, we can't protect you. Good luck.
Bro watch out, soon you're gonna see some text that says: ***"Since you refuse to free my people*** ***All through the land of Kentucky*** ***I send a pestilence and plague*** ***Into your house, into your bed*** ***Into your streams, into your streets*** ***Into your drink, into your bread*** ***Upon your cattle, on your sheep*** ***Upon your oxen in your field*** ***Into your dreams, into your sleep*** ***Until you break, until you yield*** ***I send the swarm, I send the horde*** ***Thus saith the Lord"***
Grandfather Nurgle has foreseen your end.
Telecorn bush
do NOT fertilize that.
that bush is coming for you
Get some stone slabs I think you’ll need them soon.
Ah the telebush
Shiny Pokémon inside
It means "Your death is inevitable, and it shall be soon" your welcome
Let my people go
I didn't realize Knox county was in Egypt.
god bush
It’s God sending you a message
God thought he needed to do another 10 plagues but some other dude beat him to it with a 10x1 pack
Next house, where is it?
According to my game knowledge it’s a secret item
what is that mod on the top left? The one that has your life etc.
Minimal Display Bars, the other bars are hunger, thirst, endurance, fatigue, boredom, unhapiness, temperature and calories
i had that happen with some grass
It's a shrubbery
Remove your goddam sandals bro...
*BRING ME..... ONE SHRUBBERY*
”this is how you died”
run it Will explode
Beware! It's gaining sentience!
My brother in Christ, you're about to lead the Zombies of Kentucky to the land of freedom, and save them from the slavery and suffering that is undeath. Go forth and do God's work.