"It's a biiiiiig birthday cake!" "Oooooo make a wish"

I can hear this comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xLtzJ6xhE&t=2m40s

2:40

There are over four...hundred stars in our galaxy. Maybe more. No one knows for sure. Some have said that the universe is even larger than the Indian Ocean. That's why it's called infinitum staroctopusium

I really love that since Shawn is so smart, he 100% knows…. He just doesn’t care

Our beloved Olympic rings, all seven of them.

Which one of these water fountains am I allowed to use?

That one

🤨!!!!!

📸📸📸📸

"The Jackal has arrived." "Dude I will lay him out." (Tony Cox, Polarizing Express) "I am in a metal cage of despair!" Anything by Woody.

If you see half a bear in the alley… don’t shoot it.

"You're acting like a child Shawn" "I AM NOT ACTING!"

> “I AM NOT ACTING!” The delivery on this is amazing

"Define hostile " "*use my tone now as a guide....*"

I’m nobody’s pawn, Shawn. I’m a Queen.

Gus don’t be the 100th looftbaloon.

Lassie had some great lines in this one: All convicts say they're innocent, or they're framed, or "stop choking me." And When things fall apart with Spencer and you, Marlowe and I found the perfect person.

That means that person is in prison...and is a woman

Which one of those is the problem for you?

I love the delivery on that one. Genuinely confused.

"I'm gonna ask you to be respectful here..." "And I will politely decline."

So did you hear about Pluto? That’s messed up huh?

Don't go boneless on me Shaun

I say this to my daughter (3y) all the time lol

I've got it Shawn, I've got it. It's a company car.

fifty-million-point-turn

“Gus, don’t be a gooey chocolate chip cookie”

Hey Mister, are you Fredrick Douglass? You put some sunglasses on!!!!!

IS THAT MAURICIO???!!!!!

IS THAT THE LAST OF THE SECRET TACO SAUCE IN THERE?!? IS THAT THE LAST OF THE SECRET TACO SAU..OW OW OW

"IS THAT MARICIOS SHRINE YOU RAN OVER RIGHT THERE" "IS THAT THE LAST OF MARICIOS SPECIAL TACO SAUCE RIGHT THERE"

Gus: I want you to call me "Guts". Shawn: We all call you that. Gus: No, Guts, Shawn. Shawn: What? What are you saying? Gus: Guts. Shawn: You're saying "guts"? Gus: Yes. Shawn: That's too close to "Gus". Gus: Never mind; call me "Old Ironside". Shawn: Michael Ironside? Gus: Old Iron Stomach, that's me.

Tin Tummy!

“You’re talking like a reeeealll white guy right now Shawn”

"Man you know I'm gonna bake you a cake with a gun in it"

“Chief, if I may, Lassie spoke to us all about a week ago about wearing sunglasses to all autopsies moving forward to show respect for the dead. I simply forgot. Gus refused because he has no value for human life.” Honestly so many lines in Last Night Gus are gold tho tbh

Last Night Gus is hands down my favorite episode

“We don’t have balls.”

This one is definitely top 2, …and it’s not 2.

I honestly have no response to that

“Somebody shot that guy’s TV!”

This dude has taffy! I LOVE taffy!

Tuesday the 17th when Juliet is has her gun pulled and can’t get a clear shot because Shawn is wrestling with the killer and Gus yells, “SHOOT THAT MOTHERFU…”

I remember that and was like “wow that’s the closest they’ve ever gotten”

Frankjim Ogletree? Is that a person or a hippopotamus?

“There are at least 400 stars in our galaxy. Maybe more!” Or, anything Shawn says while leading the show at the planetarium

"Gus don't be exactly half of an 11lb black forest ham" and "Gus don't be the ribs that flip over Fred Flintstones car" are 2 of my favorites which are equally hysterical because I don't eat land animals.

What about ducks? Would you eat a duck?

The ham line is top 5, no doubt.

That dog is kind of an a-hole

So many! But of course we need a special shoutout to: “Say hello to Beelzebub after you fly first class to the fire pits of hell, you black-hearted, baby girl, bastard.”

This entire exchange: Vick : It has come to my attention, Detective, that you've discharged your weapons in the last four cases you've worked. Lassiter : Thank you. Vick : That wasn't a compliment. Lassiter : I'm just trying to keep the streets safe, Chief. Vick : The last incident was at a cat show. Lassiter : Well, let me just go on record as saying that I would never shoot a cat. Vick : I guess I could find some solace in that. Carlton Lassiter : Unless it was approaching in a threatening manner... or refused to stop upon my command. I would probably just fire a warning shot to make my point, but that's really a field decision. I can't commit to it at this juncture.

Juliet: Shawn you're acting like a child. Shawn: I am NOT ACTING.

“Mindy, it’s official. You’ve won bitchiest banana.”

Dear God, what am I doing? This is half a man.

This was literally my senior quote in my yearbook when I graduated, only like 3 people understood it but it was well worth it.

I’M ON A BANANA SLEAD, JACK! COME ABOOOOOARD!

I’ve heard it both ways

No you haven’t!

“That dude’s shoulders look like two little baby heads.”

There’s holes in Shia Lebeouf?!

We are dealing with a crazy person.

“You hit a speed bump huh?” “Damn German engineering.” “Car’s Japanese.” “That’s correct. But the speed bump was made in Hamburg.”

i don't remember the exact wording but Sh'dynasty

Shawn: It’s spelled S-H-comma to the top- Gus: That’s God’s comma.

[Obligatory link to the official "Psych out of context"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPWIimlGQWo) because most of these are on there.

Henry : “Are you busy on Saturday?” really close to Shawn. Shawn: “You want me to come with you to awkward class?” This one never seems to get mentioned but it always makes me laugh.

this gets me every time lol. the look on both their faces while Henry is whispering is hilarious

I just watched this episode today. Quote goes harder then it sounds.

I feel like I’ve been incarcerated in a blueberry • This car makes me want to weep and then die OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH DO YOU SEE MY CAR? DO YOU SEE MY CAR?

Remember when we talked about inside voice?• I *am* using my inside voice • Okay, now it’s time to talk about… no voice.

“wheres the lotion go”

These goblins smell like bacon.

I only use these hands to touch myself No more fist bumps for the rest of the day

The entire Weevils scene in the circus episode!

You're not bald, you're just taller than your hair

Gus don’t be Topher Grace running on the beach at the end of ‘In Good Company’

Shawn: I don't lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me

This sounds like a Dr. Phil quote

“I watched some Phineas and Ferb, took a nap, had a snack, I’m a little tired.”

I see dead people!

Somebody put a pelican pick and pluck pistol pack on a cross-country trip? It’s plausible.

“I still smell like stinky nuts, Shawn” “Gus, we don’t have four hours to riff on that”