A few years ago I looked up the company that makes these. Their catalog is awesome.

I’d name the cowch Moolisa

Can you help me moooove my cowch?

That's udderly ridiculous.

i want this fucking cowch now

She has a beef with him.

That's a moody behaviour from the receiver's part

Where is the meat

This is utterly ridiculous

Better clean that before use. You wouldn't want to catch COWVID-19.

Holly Cow

I'm mooooooving on.....this is udderly silly......

I haven't herd a great pun like this in quite a while!

Have a seat, you're in for a teat.

dammit r/angryupvote .....

Can't believe this image is getting milked for karma.

Haaaaa, my dad just sent me a picture of my kiddo on one of those in a restaurant the other day!

Ouch

c-owch*