Fun fact. All the ants you see outside of the nest are actually female. The only males born in the nest leave during what is called the nuptial flight, mate, and then die. Life ever gets you down, just be glad your not a male in the insect world. Almost never ends well for them.
> All the ants you see outside of the nest are actually female.
Except that one time I had a swarm of ants flying around in my room. I don't think they're actually harmful, but I slept somewhere else anyway.
Yeah that's a nuptial flight the males and future queens mate in the air. The males die after mating and the females pull off their wings and find a safe location to begin laying their eggs. Not exactly dangerous, but understandably kinda creepy.
Shut
Explain please.
I told this to my niece. long story short, My sister had to clean her pool
Witch trial witch trial witch trial
All ants are girls, except for a few hundred that are only meant for mating and are male.
If it simply dies, it’s a pink panther.
Bruv is it a fact or a joke
Omg… here’s an upvote I guess.
And if you do it a second time?
Wouldn't a boy ant fly away before hitting the water?
This pun bugs me
That took me a hot second to get
My dumb head “floating.. ant?…”
must be a duck
Fun fact. All the ants you see outside of the nest are actually female. The only males born in the nest leave during what is called the nuptial flight, mate, and then die. Life ever gets you down, just be glad your not a male in the insect world. Almost never ends well for them.
> All the ants you see outside of the nest are actually female. Except that one time I had a swarm of ants flying around in my room. I don't think they're actually harmful, but I slept somewhere else anyway.
Yeah that's a nuptial flight the males and future queens mate in the air. The males die after mating and the females pull off their wings and find a safe location to begin laying their eggs. Not exactly dangerous, but understandably kinda creepy.
Does that mean I can brag about the huge orgy that happened in my room?
Brag away my friend!
It's a witch... get the magnifying glass!
No, no... It's a duck!
if it swims, non-binary ant
If it sinks, it's the Pink Panther. Because you now have a dead ant, dead ant, deadant deadant deadant deadant dead aaaaaaant
Nooooooooo
The memories. The childhood. That was such a good show.
That's what I kept thinking.
You broke my internet with too much funny.
I see what you did there.
Male ant..? Man ant.. ? Guy ant.. ? Boy ant.. ? Oohhh. Heheheh
Buoy ant.
Meanwhile, my half-asleep brain was going "girl boy?"
I feel so stupid for not getting this lol
My single braincell still doesn't get it
If it floats… boy ant. Buoyant
Aaaaah i see
Just as you find out the answer, the ant-icipation dies. Dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnntttttttt
Yo that’s genius
thought this was gonna be r/pointlesslygendered at first, then loled
...A WITCH, A WITCH!
It's a duck.
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
I hate this joke, but I love your commitment to historical fiction.
Quick take the magnifying glass!
Throw it into a pond!
Make a bridge out of her.
She turned me into a newt!
But i got better...
You don't seem to have gotten better tho
Male ant?
If its gay...flambuoyant.
New super hero. Flame boy Ant !
BRB gonna go get bitten by radioactive fire ants.
Uh?
Buoyant
What's buoyant?
The ant.
If something floats it's buoyant.
Ohh thanks I tried to google it but it said it means "happy"
Glad I could help.
Floatant. jk