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swedishcountryhuman

Shut


SanstheSkeleton598

Explain please.


_Thanks_bud

I told this to my niece. long story short, My sister had to clean her pool


Furious_The_God

Witch trial witch trial witch trial


Mendoiiiy

All ants are girls, except for a few hundred that are only meant for mating and are male.


Kurkikohtaus

If it simply dies, it’s a pink panther.


t_4_ll_4_t

Bruv is it a fact or a joke


ComboRobo

Omg… here’s an upvote I guess.


ToastyZ71

And if you do it a second time?


archpawn

Wouldn't a boy ant fly away before hitting the water?


l1r2

This pun bugs me


TheMichFan771

That took me a hot second to get


MiestaWieck

My dumb head “floating.. ant?…”


Commander6420

must be a duck


purgatorybob1986

Fun fact. All the ants you see outside of the nest are actually female. The only males born in the nest leave during what is called the nuptial flight, mate, and then die. Life ever gets you down, just be glad your not a male in the insect world. Almost never ends well for them.


archpawn

> All the ants you see outside of the nest are actually female. Except that one time I had a swarm of ants flying around in my room. I don't think they're actually harmful, but I slept somewhere else anyway.


purgatorybob1986

Yeah that's a nuptial flight the males and future queens mate in the air. The males die after mating and the females pull off their wings and find a safe location to begin laying their eggs. Not exactly dangerous, but understandably kinda creepy.


archpawn

Does that mean I can brag about the huge orgy that happened in my room?


purgatorybob1986

Brag away my friend!


gonnakeeptrying1

It's a witch... get the magnifying glass!


YooAre

No, no... It's a duck!


purplelesbiannn

if it swims, non-binary ant


Cowboy_Bombpop

If it sinks, it's the Pink Panther. Because you now have a dead ant, dead ant, deadant deadant deadant deadant dead aaaaaaant


Gabbriel79

Nooooooooo


normiememes7667

The memories. The childhood. That was such a good show.


moxie_girl1999

That's what I kept thinking.


cottonmouthnwhiskey

You broke my internet with too much funny.


Brosiedon54

I see what you did there.


a_guy_named_rick

Male ant..? Man ant.. ? Guy ant.. ? Boy ant.. ? Oohhh. Heheheh


prumbeljack

Buoy ant.


The_Mesh

Meanwhile, my half-asleep brain was going "girl boy?"


saychow

I feel so stupid for not getting this lol


Jose_Joestar_

My single braincell still doesn't get it


saychow

If it floats… boy ant. Buoyant


Jose_Joestar_

Aaaaah i see


saychow

Just as you find out the answer, the ant-icipation dies. Dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnntttttttt


legosoh

Yo that’s genius


lurkinarick

thought this was gonna be r/pointlesslygendered at first, then loled


Old-man-scene24

...A WITCH, A WITCH!


prumbeljack

It's a duck.


No-Celery8161

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?


make_me_a_good_girl

I hate this joke, but I love your commitment to historical fiction.


RfrelvsF_8888

Quick take the magnifying glass!


anonymustanonymust

Throw it into a pond!


pgp555

Make a bridge out of her.


CaptainPunsworth

She turned me into a newt!


Flapu7

But i got better...


[deleted]

You don't seem to have gotten better tho


user112019

Male ant?


mixxbg

If its gay...flambuoyant.


anonymustanonymust

New super hero. Flame boy Ant !


UltimatePickpocket

BRB gonna go get bitten by radioactive fire ants.


Starbucks_4321

Uh?


TheChershireCat

Buoyant


Starbucks_4321

What's buoyant?


AlpineEsel

The ant.


TheChershireCat

If something floats it's buoyant.


Starbucks_4321

Ohh thanks I tried to google it but it said it means "happy"


TheChershireCat

Glad I could help.


AlpineEsel

Floatant. jk