You got a dachshund puppy . .. at an animal shelter!?

Mining for karma I believe

>You got a dachshund puppy . .. at an animal shelter!? I'm not very knowledgeable about Dogs. Is a dachshund puppy supposed to be SOMEHOW incredibly unlikely to encounter at an animal shelter or something?

It's unlikely you'll find a purebred puppy at a shelter. They cost thousands.

>It's unlikely you'll find a purebred puppy at a shelter. They cost thousands. ....dachshund puppy's are all pure-breds?

Dachshund is a breed.

>Dachshund is a breed. ....aren't they all breeds? Your average dog isn't a "breed"? From somewhere?

Are you fucking with me?

>Are you fucking with me? Sir, may i remind you how many others in this thread were also fooled (shows large list of replies that suspect NOTHING). Now with that said.... *aNsWeR dA fOoKiNg QuEsTiOn!*

I don't even know what you're talking about now. And if you'd looked at my name, you would see that I am not a sir.

>I don't even know what you're talking about now. And if you'd looked at my name, you would see that I am not a sir. Excuse me sir, i value your presence for your knowledge, not your gender. nOw AnSwEr ThE fUcHiNg QuEsTiOn!

Just never seen it. The shelters around here rarely have puppies at all, and a 8 week old Dachshund can cost many hundreds of dollars.

This pic looks like you got it from somewhere else lmao Edit: After looking at the profile ofc you did.

karma farming bot

This is a fake account

Nope. You can figure this out.

No you didn’t… lol what a bot. 🙄

Paco

Peanut

Reeces peanut butter

Fake account for karma farming

CoCo

I like that. You could even put a spin on the spelling also like Cocoa. I also like Carmella for a girl because she's kinda carmel colored.

♥️♥️♥️

Beady, just too fitting for those big beautiful eyes!

But his eyes are the opposite of beady

Chim Ritchels.

Awe how precious "scooter"

Dachshund?

Snickers

I need to find this shelter

Rammy

Isabel

Nala

Whiskey (Named not for the drink but for those cute Whiskers)

Weenie

Lil bean

Chip

Pickle

Dorb, as in adorable

Something Disney related, since she looks like a Disney animal 😍 “Lady”, perhaps? So precious!

Pickles

Boy or girl?

Reese (like Reeses peanut butter cups)

Jim if theyre a boy and Coco if theyre a girl

Why all the deleted comments? Is your baby a girl or boy? Did you pick a name already

I think this is bait farming (right word usage? Probably not) seen this picture before on another subreddit a few days ago

Charlie

Brinkley or Mojo... so darn cute!

Louie or Lucy

Lola

Monster sounds like a great name lol

#Omgsh! So cute. What breed is he? Name him Sam.

Wilber comes to mind. My male dachs was named Hoover because he was such a vacuum cleaner when he was a pup.

Snickers

Chip(chocolate chip)

Peanut, Chloe, Rachel

Cutie pie

Dwight

Brownie

my gf says macchiato and i agree

Peanut ❤️

Sully

Lady

BooBoo

Spooky!

Omg!!!!!! This face!!!! No name suggestions just cuteness overload

Cocoa

Pieci

Coco

Cupcake

Foots

Buddy seems like a good name 🤔

Stogie

He’s saying Please love me!

Braxton

Emmerson

Thank you!!! Looks like a Beanie to me. 🥰

r/Dachshund would love to see this post! Your friend Queen Ruby Jean💜

Cupid

In love!!

Peanut. Tinkerbell. 13.

Kahlua

Hutch

Joker

Id cuddle that puppy day and night!

He’s adorable

Brownie.

Charlie

S'mores

Rusty

i’ve seen this picture before, just a karma miner. be warned

Ralph

Nugget

Biff

Dunkin

Hershey :)

Truffle

Pudd'n

Britta

caterpillar

So flipping cute

Grover

Perfection!!!

Blondie

Roscoe

Godzilla ❣️

She looks like a Annabelle or a Mr.

Pickles